♠ hated by @apiaryConnoisseur
Forgivve me for reposting but the link wwas broken in my last attempt. TLDR, I'm releasing Hemospectrum 2. Feast your stalks. https://wwwwww.hostpic.org/images/2604020240250281.png
~today my “beloved chef” horrifically butchered my meal for the last time. i vvanted calamari, he delivered the most grotesque imitation squid i have ever seen in my entire life. needless to say, he vvill be culled! anyone looking for a job? i’ve got a spot open :} #sad #hungry
You’re the one who came onto MY thread and threatened me w1th a spray bottle. Perhaps you shouldn’t throw stones from h1ves made of glass 1f you don’t want that 1nnocent l1ttle facade of yours to shatter before the publ1c eye~ #nsfw #vaguethreat 𓂃۶ৎ
You act l1ke 1 don’t know what you get up to Ela1ne. Don’t play 1nnocent. 𓂃۶ৎ

I am saddened to announce the Yuri and the Yaoi have been banned by my team, and I am no longer allowed to interact with or encourage the spreading of these two. I apologize.
Nobody 1s go1ng to cancel me. 1’m perfect the way 1 am and everyone adores me. D1dn’t real1ze you were such a hater Ela1ne~ #rageba1t 𓂃۶ৎ
Oh trust me… 1 w1ll~ 𓂃۶ৎ

The horror terrors are real, and they desperately need to stop telling me to do sin #nsfw

Beecakes just got herself stuck in a tree, brb Chittr, gotta get her down

What about a studio would that be acceptable?

Just helped @apiaryConnoisseur outta the tree, she's still wearing my shades so until further notice, I'll being wearing a significantly less cool pair of shades. Until I find a way to finagle it out of her clutches, you'll just have to deal with a 25% reduction in Strider Coolness until further notice Thank you for your patience

can i borrow them so i have double shades

At a friends place, she's hiding in the cupboard and doesn't know I know she's in there, how do I lure her outta there?

There has been some pretty unsubstantiated rumors about our use of intimacy coordinators for standard film shoots, to that I say you they are absolutely not rumors and I just want what's best for my stars <3 #nsfw

A travesty

You little-! GIVE THOSE BACK

Oh you're a feistbee today, Glad have your follow <3

I dunno why you're surprised, the only way I'd have more edge is if I took my ass to the grindstone

Drowning is pretty much all I've been doing, Peaches

y/)u sh/)uld t/)tally g/) t/) the party where the c/)ndesce sh/)wed up and immediately culled a dude




