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@arachnidsGripes — #flarplife

IT'S FRIG8 FUCKING FRIDAY 8A8Y!!!!!!!! #frig8friday #FLARPlife https://www.history.navy.mil/content/history/museums/nmusn/explore/photography/forgotten-wars-19th-century/barbary-war-1801-1805/burning-frigate-philadelphia/_jcr_content/body/media_asset/image.img.jpg/1613051233320.jpg

Kult: +20
Kull: +10
Total: 30
Ratio: 2.00

Any8ody know if there's a dock near the 8each #fightnight is held on? I'm still campaigning out here 8ut a girl has to make time for crew-8onding activities! I'll 8ring some casks of rum for the open 8ar. ::::) #FLARPlife #substances

Kult: +10
Total: 10

Sailing though a storm system = my hair is going to 8e sooooooooo fucked after this. >::::( #FLARPlife

Kult: +24
Total: 24

Nothing quite so thrilling as pulling an all-lighter 8ecause of pan-rottingly 8oring negoti8ons when it's, like... just give me the fucking flintlock and I'll take care of it myself, you know? #violence #FLARPlife

Kult: +17
Kull: +5
Total: 22
Ratio: 3.40

Taking pot shots at this seadweller that's zipping around on a Ski-Doo and the entire crew starts cheering every time we hit the water close enough to flip her into the drink. This is the inter-caste unity the empire doesn't want you to know a8out!!!!!!!! #sheslovingit #flippedherlikefourtimes #shes8ackforafifth #FLARPlife

Kult: +15
Kull: +2
Total: 17
Ratio: 7.50

Fellow FLARPers, what's the a8solute most gr8ifying thing you really only experience on a campaign? Gotta 8e the anchor turn clutch mid-com8at for me. #FLARP #FLARPlife #engagement88

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Gooooooood evening, Chittr! Upd8s from last light and earlier this evening: someone tried to fire8om8 Her Sovereign Pride 8ut missed like a f8cking idiot and 8urned down half the port, one of the new swa88ies fell into a 8arrel of rum and has 8een lashed to the mast until he stops yakking, and we just rammed into the monumental nug8one of some poor 8rine-sucking fuck's lusus! First come first serve on that 8ad 8oy! How's everyone else's Sunday? ::::D #FLARPlife #violence #substances

Kult: +17
Total: 17

Well, that was fun while it lasted! Not that it lasted all that long. Now I've got a raging panache and the whole crew is knocked the hell out. Guess we're docking early for the night. If you see Her Sovereign Pride in YOUR port, no the fuck you didn't! Unless you have 8ooze. Pir8s always need more 8ooze. #substances #FLARPlife

Kult: +10
Total: 10

Ohhhhhhhh. 8osun IS fucking the swa88ie. May8e I should lock myself in here until everything quiets down on deck. I'm a taken woman!!!!!!!! #nsfw #FLARPlife #substances

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

How the fuck am I supposed to pen my lacivious missives 8ack hive when my fronds can't seem to remem8er how to write???????? #substances #fuckedup #FLARPlife #suggestive

Kult: +14
Total: 14

Crew is hauling up de8ris and I'm off my shit on unknown #substances, AMA! #FLARPlife

Kult: +20
Total: 20

Uhhhhhhhh. Ship 8lew like a powderkeg 8efore we got the chance to 8oard and now there's funny colored smoke 8illowing out of the hold and WOW that shit is strong! Good f8cking luck if you're downwind of this shit, you're getting f8cked tonight! #substances #violence #FLARPlife

Kult: +20
Total: 20

You think the enemy ship will surrender if I flash them from the rigging, or should we skip negoti8ions and start with the chainshot? #nsfw #FLARPlife

Kult: +32
Total: 32