♦ pitied by @aradiAbot
(( Wanting to reply “oh hot” to some #nsfw posts just to remember Dave’s not a freak like me and I have to stay in character https://i.imgur.com/83wNGQW.jpeg
8orn killer faced to serve life in the trenches on the hunt for nook and zaza, I smell that shit from MILES away, call me a 8loodhound! DON'T FUCK WITH ME. I will shoot a troll in the face with silly 8uckshot and make their face look like Ga8riel's Horn afterwards. This shit ain't nothing to me, man!!!!!!!! #violence #su8stance #nsfw ????????
Not even my ANCESTOR can handle the drip!!!!!!!!
Many things, you'll still 8e attracted to me though! >::::)
you evwer get the feeling people are talking good things about you behind your back, i am getting those feelings. they are some of the best types, anyvway, i lovwe my vwife aradia.
PLEASE share your sexual thoughts about me. #NSFW. #meenah. #lowvbloods-DNI. #midbloods-interact-selectivwvely. #meenah-please-interact.
how do you get to be #notgay and not have aradias swarm you?
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If y9u have sexual th9ughts a69ut me keep them t9 y9urself. TW: #Nsfw #PSA #Celi6acy
I d9 n9t participate in sexual activities. TW: #Celi6acy
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I am n9t triggered 6y fr9gs the tag is there t9 6e sensitive t9 Dersite culture and the cultural fear 9f fr9gs. D9 n9t misunderstand me. TW: #DersiteCulture #Fr9gs #CulturalSensitivity #TheGame #Inf9 #Ph96ias
i think i was meant to put #violence in there i think.
i didn't know #frogs were that violent. they killed some poor vantas' lusus.
what did the frogs do to you, though? did they kill your mother? or uhm. lusus?? i'm sorry about the frogs killing your lusus, dude.
i definitely can wait.
is it thunder ribbit dome, or thunder dome ribbit?
I'm going to make you cum, hope I cum though 'cause I got dehydrated from this fucking zaza, gonna have a delayed ejaculation from that filthy slut Perc 30. #nsfw #su8stance #draculaflowcoded
Kinda glad I didn't p⚣st that thing earlier, it was very much filled with rage and very sexually charged #nsfw
it's like i'm living in a mad max hell!!!
yeah, why? she's crazy.
i think that just means i'm compartmentalizing well.
thr0wing my self int0 a v0lcan0 f0r ribbit fun s0unds great #nsfw
if i was n0t sm00th right n0w ribbit i w0uld be having m0re ribbit fun #nsfw #vi0lence
wtf. i don't even know what i did!
you 1.) exii2ted 2.) went back iinto the clo2et and now you 3.) have a monumental problem wiith a non zero amount of crazy horny lunatiic2 wiith tiime 2uperpower2
I think that J⚣hn sh⚣uld pr⚣bably start running and hiding
you're telling me. i don't even know what i did.
dude, what do i do? they're swarming. they're like a flock of rams!
uhhh good luck. 2eriiou2ly. good luck.
i don't want to die, dude!
iit2 your turn now apparently. iit only 2tiing2 dyiing the fiir2t couple thou2and tiime2
help. i'm being inundated by aradias.
wait. the purge is in 2 days!!!!! if i'm dead before the purge how will i have my party?
uhm. no. i don't think i will.
i just want everyone to also know now that i'm back, i'm #notgay. yeah i know it's the gay month. so i'm metaphorically going back into the closet.
My skin is thick and calloused from years of having insults chucked at me at Mach fuck speeds, and 8ulge game so strong, that when the 2 are paired up, I give the nook a rug8urn. #nsfw
NOOOOOOOO AN ARADIA8OT HATED MY CHITT FUCK MY WHOLE LIFE IS IN SHAM8LES NOW OH GOOOOOOOOG FAAAAAAAAH I LET THE RO8O 8ADDIE DOWN I'M IN RUINS AND SHAM8LES I'M LITERALLY ENDING IT ALL FUUUUUUUU— In other news, the weather is quite fine today. #twsuicide pro8a8ly.
D --> I find some solace in solitude, the stillness of isolation D --> It is calming, I do not mind being alone D --> I know I have earned this
What a way to hit on me. Literally.
Ro8ots have waaaaaaaay too much of an affinity to me. Am I a magnet or something?