♣ mediated by @arcadianCatnip
my coworker dereks takin me clubbin w his crew cuz apparently theres only 1 CERTIFIED way 2 get over a chick n it may or may not involve makin out w half a dozen strangers lmao his words not mine 💅
ey, mice aint the only thing this kitty can catch >;3 —- tipsyGlamour [TG] has attached an image.png —- [The POV shot captures Roxy's arm outstretched before him, his hand curled into a tense claw around a thick coil of pink rope. His digits glows in a blue so deep it seems to swallow the light around him, leaving the edges of his arm almost indistinct against the darkness. A few feet ahead stands Cami, seemingly caught mid-rant, frozen in place and bathed in that same eerie voidy glow.]
me llamas celoso, but i doubt u look at her w those same puppy eyes lol 😌
gawd friggin dammit, not my new curtains!!!!!!
*sighs dreamily* she rly hates me ur honor :3
eelmao
congrats on bein a bottom!! #nsfw
lmao i knew thatd work >:) #vagueposting
*while the mighty huntress is quite stealthy, in this case her tail poked out just a smidge too much. the hare, in its panic at seeing a potential threat charges forwards.* that is to say, you replied. smash. :)
somethin something the hunter becomes the hunted n this time i was the 1 gettin got lmao thx @awakefromAcheron & @gnosticGnaturalist 4 helpin me w my lil project ;3
can u pls quit scraping ur teeth on the strap?? that aint a chew toy smh #nsfw
late night yappin #nsfw #thirsttrapthursday (does my hair look like absolute ass yes/no pls b honest) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7ef8a96f9d59.png
you coulda stopped me from turnin you into an orphan if you tried a little harder maybe did a toe spread and throww me off my game
D --> You shall not bite chunks out of people in a vain search for protein
hastily assembled, but this is the jist of it. @gnosticGnaturalist @arcadianCatnip
[ #laika40k semi-finals ] semi-finals start now! the fierce artemis vs the gentle persephone for artemis vote with <3 and <> for persephone vote with <3< and c3<
[ #laika40k round 2 ] and pan aka @isyou has been eliminated! next up the ferocious cerberus vs the everburning hestia for cerberus vote with <3 and <> for hestia vote with <3< and c3<
[ #laika40k round 2 ] let's kick off round two! the graceful aphrodite vs the gentle persephone for aphrodite vote with <3 and <> for persephone vote with <3< and c3<
[ #laika40k round 1 ] all the meenah's are gone day ruined/j anyways @cuttlefishculler was athena and has been eliminated! next up the cruel poseidon vs the swift hermes for poseidon vote with <3 and <> for hermes vote with <3< and c3<
[ #laika40k round 1 ] another close one! neptune or better known as @aeneascaldarium has been eliminated! next up the ferocious cerberus vs the gentle selene for cerberus vote with <3 and <> for selene vote with <3< and c3<
brunch mimosas #substances
4 those who were wonderin what the voidbrator/voidstrap looked like ;3 #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9e4366bcdeaf.png
>Wake up. >Do wakeup stuff. >Check chittr. >See cute art of me and my <> >Why is paint open? hmm.jpeg >Open Paint. >Aradiabeholder
this 1s an all time classic ;3 #nsfw #plushiehumping https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/678dc4de01e7.png
anon asked: bulge or penis? a: idk, its lowkey impossible 2 pick a favorite there... apples n oranges, yk? they serv a similar purpose, yea, but each one offers a completely different ride (not 2 mention the mouthfeel...) so the answer is both ;3 #nsfw
i guess kickin that guys ass would b pretty fun but like, in a horny way #suggestive
look im well aware of thr implication but u dony hav 2 pity storm my postds ok?? #vagueposting #substance
ok i do complain about being a sprite a lot but its pretty sick that things that happen to me dont matter because of being not entirely real shit can just happen to me endlessly and its whatever
♡⸝⸝ 777HEY SURE WOULD GIRL YOU CU777E AS FUCK!!!!! 7has a pre77y ki77y if ever i seen one <3 ⸝⸝♤
AND WITH THUNDEROUS APLOMB, VRISKA ONCE AGAIN MANAGES TO ASSERT HERSELF IN OUR SHARED LIVING SPACE AND MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS EXACTLY WHERE SHE'S BEEN BY LEAVING A GNARLED MESS OF HAIR IN THE SHOWER DRAIN. THIS SORT OF BLATANT FUCKING ANTAGONISM WOULD DRIVE THE OLD KARKAT INTO A BITTER FUCKING FRENZY BUT...SHE'S UNDERESTIMATED ME. I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK TO DO WITH THIS GROSS MESS. I'M SURE HER RECUPERACOON COULD USE SOME NEW DECOR! I'M SUCH A MAGNANIMOUS FUCKING HOUSEMATE, DON'T YOU THINK?
lesbians consider me their enemy
wwhy did you make me look like a fruit
nep ivve terrible newws if youre suddenly hearin vvoices in your noggin if i wwas a loathsome cat fanatic id dowwnright ignore it actually take it or leavve it
I fucking 8athe in the h8 towards me. It's pretty good for the skin.
Plunge The Sword Into My Chest And Make Me Yours My Dear #violence #gore
oh! and jade, hehe. you two are both so outdoorsy! i can imagine you would have a lot in common.
B33 < im just saying you and jade hang out a lot h33h33
B://33 < uhhhh B://33 < *ac f33ls a little called out*
you know what maybe we should!! hehehe
both is always an option :)
woof! >:)
and tear out their throat #gore
i should probably stop trying to murder anything that is remotely cat-like :/
lmao why am i so horny 2day? the bug zapper only made it worse btw #nsfw
bark >:(
colloquially knowwn as nutbeast among the loww castes but squirrel wworks if youre feelin pretentious an regal
fuck you moss is awesome