

The Apostate
@arrogantGuerilla
The Empire will devour you soul and all
VERY MOUTHY FOR ONE WITH *THAT* TITLE.
OH, FUNNY, CROCKER IS PANDERING TO HER LOWLY SUBJECTS.
THERE IS NOTHING MORE.MORTIFYING THAN LOOKING AT THE EARLY POSTS OF THE DAY AND SEEING AN OLD FUCK YOU KNOW FLAPPING THEIR GUMS AND GETTING THE NETNATIVES ALL STIRRED UP.
WITH THE RECENT RESURGENCE OF FUCHSIAS SWINGING THEIR CULLING FORKS ABOUT, I'VE BEEN CONSIDERING THINGS. THE BEFORAN EXPERIENCE WAS A JOKE, A PREDECESSOR TO THE FAILED EXPERIMENT OF ALTERNIA'S MASSIVE SPACE SPANNING EMPIRE. CLEARLY THAT SYSTEM FAILED, OR AT LEAST, IN MANY TIMELINES IT MANAGED TO DO SO. SO FUCK IT. WHY NOT A HUMAN? I CAN GET BEHIND HER CONTINUOUS POUNDING OF IMPERIAL ASS CLEARLY UNUSED TO LOSING AT WORDPLAY WITH SYCOPHANTIC LAPDOGS. THE YOUNGER DOGS OF THE EARTH-C EMPIRE HAVE BITE, AND THUS ARE MORE WORTHY OPPONENTS OF MY IRE. MAY THE BEST EMPRESS (OR EMPRESS-LIKE, IN THIS CIRCUMSTANCE) TAKE THE CAKE, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE THE OBVIOUS CROCKER-BAIT. DESPITE MY DISDAIN FOR THE WOMAN, AT LEAST SHE'S SHARP. #NOTMYEMPRESS #THISCORPOBITCHTHO #INEEDHERTOWIN #SOTHATFISHCANLOOSE #ANDTHENICANEVENTUALLYWIN
HOO BOY. YUP. ALRIGHT. THAT WAS AN EYEFUL.
THINGS HAVE CLEARLY GONE TOO FAR. TROLLBAMA WAS NOT, OF COURSE, ALIGNED WITH MANY OF MY VIEWS. BUT HIS SLAYING WILL NOT GO UNANSWERED.
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME.
DON'T WORRY, I WILL BE FINDING THE SERVERS FOR THAT ABOMINATION ASAP.
HEY. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY MEMETIC COGNITO-HAZARD?
I MEAN, TOXIC IS A LITTLE VAGUE AS ADJECTIVES GO.
SEEING MOTHERFUCKERS THROWING AROUND THE TITLE TOWARDS SOME HUMAN. HATS OFF TO YOU, GIRL.
I CHECK CHITTR FOR THE FIRST TIME IN NIGHTS AND THEY'RE PITTING THE PATHETIC DWELLERS AGAINST EACH OTHER.
I GUESS THE MALWARE IS FORGIVABLE IF IT MEANS I GET TO SEE RANKMATH.
GOD DAMN IT, MORE CROCKER MALWARE!
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"MY MUTATIONS OSTRACIZED ME, WAAAH." "YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE CULLED, THAT WAS THE WRONG WAY TO REVOLUTIONIZE TROLL SOCIETY, WAAAH." LICKING OLD, MEANINGLESS WOUNDS. IF YOU HAD ANY STIFFNESS IN YOUR POSTURE POLE, YOU'D BE FIGURING OUT WAYS TO STICK IT TO THE TROLLS IN POWER, OR BETTER YET, HOW TO STUFF CROCKERCROP, SINCE EARTH-C SEEMS NOW TO BE THE TRUE SEAT OF UNWARRANTED AUTHORITARIANISM AROUND HERE.
HAD A DAYMARE I ATTENDED #ERIDANWEEK AND SPENT THE ENTIRE TIME TALKING TO @golgothasTerror Woke sweating and feeling unbearable dread.
FAR BE IT FROM ME TO TURN MY NOSE UP AT THE PROCEEDINGS OF THE EVENING. I'LL LEAVE THE DISDAIN FOR CROCKER CORP ALONE THIS TIME.
ONCE AGAIN, I DID NOT ATTEND THE 5TH INSTALLMENT OF ERIDANWEEK. ANY AND ALL CHITS MADE DURING THAT TIME WERE DUE TO SOME KIND OF CROCKERCORP VIRUS INSTALLED REMOTELY UPON MY PALMHUSK. THIS SITUATION HAS BEEN REMEDIED, THOUGH THE CHITS UNFORTUNATELY REMAIN.











