chittr
The Apostate's banner
Avatar

The Apostate

@arrogantGuerilla

The Empire will devour you soul and all

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 1969Kull Score: 174534 followers35 following

VERY MOUTHY FOR ONE WITH *THAT* TITLE.

Kult: +4
Kull: +2
Total: 6
Ratio: 2.00

OH, FUNNY, CROCKER IS PANDERING TO HER LOWLY SUBJECTS.

Kult: +7
Kull: +2
Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50

SAME AS IT EVER WAS.

Kult: +4
Kull: +2
Total: 6
Ratio: 2.00

THERE IS NOTHING MORE.MORTIFYING THAN LOOKING AT THE EARLY POSTS OF THE DAY AND SEEING AN OLD FUCK YOU KNOW FLAPPING THEIR GUMS AND GETTING THE NETNATIVES ALL STIRRED UP.

Kult: +24
Kull: +25
Total: 49
Ratio: 0.96

I shoulld have expected to see you here. Allways so much to prattlle on about.

YOU'RE ONE TO TALK.

Of course. I passed much of my best on to you. Not commitment, though, unfortunatelly.

Kull: +5
Total: 5

DON'T YOU DARE.

Kult: +2
Total: 2

WITH THE RECENT RESURGENCE OF FUCHSIAS SWINGING THEIR CULLING FORKS ABOUT, I'VE BEEN CONSIDERING THINGS. THE BEFORAN EXPERIENCE WAS A JOKE, A PREDECESSOR TO THE FAILED EXPERIMENT OF ALTERNIA'S MASSIVE SPACE SPANNING EMPIRE. CLEARLY THAT SYSTEM FAILED, OR AT LEAST, IN MANY TIMELINES IT MANAGED TO DO SO. SO FUCK IT. WHY NOT A HUMAN? I CAN GET BEHIND HER CONTINUOUS POUNDING OF IMPERIAL ASS CLEARLY UNUSED TO LOSING AT WORDPLAY WITH SYCOPHANTIC LAPDOGS. THE YOUNGER DOGS OF THE EARTH-C EMPIRE HAVE BITE, AND THUS ARE MORE WORTHY OPPONENTS OF MY IRE. MAY THE BEST EMPRESS (OR EMPRESS-LIKE, IN THIS CIRCUMSTANCE) TAKE THE CAKE, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE THE OBVIOUS CROCKER-BAIT. DESPITE MY DISDAIN FOR THE WOMAN, AT LEAST SHE'S SHARP. #NOTMYEMPRESS #THISCORPOBITCHTHO #INEEDHERTOWIN #SOTHATFISHCANLOOSE #ANDTHENICANEVENTUALLYWIN

Kult: +36
Kull: +27
Total: 63
Ratio: 1.33

Why do you look like me

Kult: +2
Total: 2

w)(at in t)(e fuck are you garglin t)(ese consonants and vowels aboat )(ere

Kult: +2
Kull: +5
Total: 7
Ratio: 0.40

WHAT'S NOT CLICKING?

Kult: +2
Total: 2

not a w)(ole lot tb)(, it sounds like youre bot)( for and against everybody simultaneously, and t)(en youre just jerkin on t)(at point for a solid 3 paragrap)(s

Kult: +2
Kull: +5
Total: 7
Ratio: 0.40

HOO BOY. YUP. ALRIGHT. THAT WAS AN EYEFUL.

Kult: +19
Kull: +12
Total: 31
Ratio: 1.58

Keanu be strong!

Kult: +5
Total: 5

THINGS HAVE CLEARLY GONE TOO FAR. TROLLBAMA WAS NOT, OF COURSE, ALIGNED WITH MANY OF MY VIEWS. BUT HIS SLAYING WILL NOT GO UNANSWERED.

Kult: +22
Total: 22

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME.

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

🤨

DON'T WORRY, I WILL BE FINDING THE SERVERS FOR THAT ABOMINATION ASAP.

Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40

-=[ :-???_☺]=-

HEY. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY MEMETIC COGNITO-HAZARD?

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I MEAN, TOXIC IS A LITTLE VAGUE AS ADJECTIVES GO.

Kult: +2
Total: 2

SEEING MOTHERFUCKERS THROWING AROUND THE TITLE TOWARDS SOME HUMAN. HATS OFF TO YOU, GIRL.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

I CHECK CHITTR FOR THE FIRST TIME IN NIGHTS AND THEY'RE PITTING THE PATHETIC DWELLERS AGAINST EACH OTHER.

Kult: +34
Kull: +27
Total: 61
Ratio: 1.26

The pathetic dwellers in question are kinda doing it voluntarily, actually. It's gr8 entertainment.

THAT TRACKS, FOR SOME REASON.

you ¢ant ju$t $ay dweller$, man we're all dweller$

Kult: +5
Total: 5

AND YET THE IMPLICATION OF WHAT I SAID CARRIED THROUGH TO OTHER READERS. CURIOUS.

you're like the $aw puppet to me

Kult: +10
Total: 10

I GUESS THE MALWARE IS FORGIVABLE IF IT MEANS I GET TO SEE RANKMATH.

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

GOD DAMN IT, MORE CROCKER MALWARE!

Kult: +27
Kull: +25
Total: 52
Ratio: 1.08

dude come on

Kult: +7
Total: 7

WOULD YOU BE HAPPY IF I CULLED MYSELF LIVE? BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE I'M AT. #SELFHARM

id respect you more if you were just reall about it

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Now we're talking.

Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/750693a28436.png #nsfw

Kult: +12
Total: 12

"MY MUTATIONS OSTRACIZED ME, WAAAH." "YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE CULLED, THAT WAS THE WRONG WAY TO REVOLUTIONIZE TROLL SOCIETY, WAAAH." LICKING OLD, MEANINGLESS WOUNDS. IF YOU HAD ANY STIFFNESS IN YOUR POSTURE POLE, YOU'D BE FIGURING OUT WAYS TO STICK IT TO THE TROLLS IN POWER, OR BETTER YET, HOW TO STUFF CROCKERCROP, SINCE EARTH-C SEEMS NOW TO BE THE TRUE SEAT OF UNWARRANTED AUTHORITARIANISM AROUND HERE.

Kult: +12
Kull: +10
Total: 22
Ratio: 1.20

Keanu stop this nonsense. I have just watched the epic rap battles of history featuring you and bill and lewis and clark and i think this is way out of your wheelhouse!

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50

not all earths c! that's bUt one particUlar limb of the timeline tree. UnfortUnately, in those timelines, oUr beloved jane mUst have encoUntered some trigger for some latent condesce brainwashing during her formative years, leading her down a dark, dark path. it jUst took one pUsh in the exact wrong direction. she's alright over here, thoUgh! lovely woman, absolUtely darling.

HAD A DAYMARE I ATTENDED #ERIDANWEEK AND SPENT THE ENTIRE TIME TALKING TO @golgothasTerror Woke sweating and feeling unbearable dread.

Kult: +42
Kull: +45
Total: 87
Ratio: 0.93

Keanu dont talk like that i really need guidance right now. :(

guide a dagger directlly into your friends pusher. you're wellcome

Kult: +7
Total: 7

No!!!

you l1terally were??? those p1cs were not doctored 1s all 1’m say1ng

I PULLED SOME SERIOUSLY ATYPICAL SHINOBI BULLSHIT TO ASSAULT THE #RUMBLEINTHEPUMPKINPATCH AND I WILL NOT TAKE SLANDER REGARDING ATTENDANCE OF ANY OTHER DAYS OF #ERIDANWEEK

Kull: +2
Total: 2

1 can’t bel1eve th1s 1 was just stat1ng l1teral facts damn. maybe @crypt1cCl1noman1ac was r1ght. debasement of an 1con fr

@golgothasTerror GOLDIE HERE HAS THE CORRECT IDEA

FAR BE IT FROM ME TO TURN MY NOSE UP AT THE PROCEEDINGS OF THE EVENING. I'LL LEAVE THE DISDAIN FOR CROCKER CORP ALONE THIS TIME.

Kult: +7
Total: 7

ONCE AGAIN, I DID NOT ATTEND THE 5TH INSTALLMENT OF ERIDANWEEK. ANY AND ALL CHITS MADE DURING THAT TIME WERE DUE TO SOME KIND OF CROCKERCORP VIRUS INSTALLED REMOTELY UPON MY PALMHUSK. THIS SITUATION HAS BEEN REMEDIED, THOUGH THE CHITS UNFORTUNATELY REMAIN.

Kult: +134
Kull: +125
Total: 259
Ratio: 1.07

HILARIOUS MANIP. NO TATTOOS OR FACIAL HAIR. LOOKS LIKE YOU INTENTIONALLY HID THE PROSTHETIC LIMB... BECAUSE IT ISN'T THERE? #FAKENEWS

Kull: +5
Total: 5

ok wa1t hang on

Dude he doesn't look haggard enough.

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

l1terally thats what happened????????????

ok but????????????????? https://f1le.garden/adF0jTOt11Z83cf1/apostate_ted%20and%20b1ll_rockstar.png

IS THAT THE SELLOUT KNOWN AS KERRAY URODYN???? AGAIN, YOU'VE CONVENIENTLY CROPPED ANY AND ALL DEFINING FEATURES ASIDE FROM MY HORNS. Anyway, all collaboration between myself and @originalRockerboy has been FINISHED for sweeps. Countless. YOUR PROOF SIMPLY MAKES IT CLEAR THAT THIS IS A SMEAR CAMPAIGN.

Kull: +5
Total: 5

erm, ok. bel1eve what you want to bel1eve then 1 guess, 1m not your lusus or whatever. 1'll just keep the we1rder marr1age slop sh1t to myself then

You diEd thErE. I saw it happEn. I rEmEmbEr. You diEd. #KErrayUrodyn #ThERocKstar

Kult: +2
Kull: +2
Total: 4
Ratio: 1.00

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU CHIRPING ABOUT

Kult: +5
Kull: +7
Total: 12
Ratio: 0.71

NEvEr mind. I signEd an NDA. I shouldn't bE saying anything. #KErrayUrodyn #ThERocKstar

Kull: +5
Total: 5