The Apostate
@arrogantGuerilla
The Empire will devour you soul and all
DESPITE EVERYTHING, I DO MISS THAT SALTY OLD BASTARD.
OH GREAT, THE GREAT GREEN GHOST IS POSTING AGAIN. JUST WHAT I NEEDED.
Wait a God damn moment, is your profile picture Johnny God damn silverhand, respect if it is.
GOOD NIGHT, CHITTR. BLOW UP YOUR LOCAL LEGISLACERATOR'S HIVE.
SOMEWHERE ACROSS THE VAST EXPANSE OF SPACETIME. A RUSTBLOODED BITCH WITH PURE HATE IN HER HEART IS LISTENING TO THE BIGGEST CULLBAIT HIT EVER ILLEGALLY RECORDED ON BEFORUS.
IMAGINE THINKING A BITCH LIKE CROCKER COULD GET BODIED BY JUST AN EXPLOSIVE VEST. HOPEPILLED MANIAC. UTTERLY INSANE. #VIOLENCE
I DON'T REMEMBER THE NAME SHE GAVE ME. MAYBE IT NEVER ACTUALLY EXISTED.
LETS BUILD NUCLEAR WEAPONS WITH PAPA.
No one ever quite understood me this way llike you.
VERY MOUTHY FOR ONE WITH *THAT* TITLE.
OH, FUNNY, CROCKER IS PANDERING TO HER LOWLY SUBJECTS.
SAME AS IT EVER WAS.
THERE IS NOTHING MORE.MORTIFYING THAN LOOKING AT THE EARLY POSTS OF THE DAY AND SEEING AN OLD FUCK YOU KNOW FLAPPING THEIR GUMS AND GETTING THE NETNATIVES ALL STIRRED UP.
I shoulld have expected to see you here. Allways so much to prattlle on about.
Of course. I passed much of my best on to you. Not commitment, though, unfortunatelly.
WITH THE RECENT RESURGENCE OF FUCHSIAS SWINGING THEIR CULLING FORKS ABOUT, I'VE BEEN CONSIDERING THINGS. THE BEFORAN EXPERIENCE WAS A JOKE, A PREDECESSOR TO THE FAILED EXPERIMENT OF ALTERNIA'S MASSIVE SPACE SPANNING EMPIRE. CLEARLY THAT SYSTEM FAILED, OR AT LEAST, IN MANY TIMELINES IT MANAGED TO DO SO. SO FUCK IT. WHY NOT A HUMAN? I CAN GET BEHIND HER CONTINUOUS POUNDING OF IMPERIAL ASS CLEARLY UNUSED TO LOSING AT WORDPLAY WITH SYCOPHANTIC LAPDOGS. THE YOUNGER DOGS OF THE EARTH-C EMPIRE HAVE BITE, AND THUS ARE MORE WORTHY OPPONENTS OF MY IRE. MAY THE BEST EMPRESS (OR EMPRESS-LIKE, IN THIS CIRCUMSTANCE) TAKE THE CAKE, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE THE OBVIOUS CROCKER-BAIT. DESPITE MY DISDAIN FOR THE WOMAN, AT LEAST SHE'S SHARP. #NOTMYEMPRESS #THISCORPOBITCHTHO #INEEDHERTOWIN #SOTHATFISHCANLOOSE #ANDTHENICANEVENTUALLYWIN
w)(at in t)(e fuck are you garglin t)(ese consonants and vowels aboat )(ere
not a w)(ole lot tb)(, it sounds like youre bot)( for and against everybody simultaneously, and t)(en youre just jerkin on t)(at point for a solid 3 paragrap)(s
HOO BOY. YUP. ALRIGHT. THAT WAS AN EYEFUL.
THINGS HAVE CLEARLY GONE TOO FAR. TROLLBAMA WAS NOT, OF COURSE, ALIGNED WITH MANY OF MY VIEWS. BUT HIS SLAYING WILL NOT GO UNANSWERED.
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME.
DON'T WORRY, I WILL BE FINDING THE SERVERS FOR THAT ABOMINATION ASAP.
HEY. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY MEMETIC COGNITO-HAZARD?
I MEAN, TOXIC IS A LITTLE VAGUE AS ADJECTIVES GO.
SEEING MOTHERFUCKERS THROWING AROUND THE TITLE TOWARDS SOME HUMAN. HATS OFF TO YOU, GIRL.