

The Apostate
@arrogantGuerilla
The Empire will devour you soul and all
ONCE AGAIN, I DID NOT ATTEND THE 5TH INSTALLMENT OF ERIDANWEEK. ANY AND ALL CHITS MADE DURING THAT TIME WERE DUE TO SOME KIND OF CROCKERCORP VIRUS INSTALLED REMOTELY UPON MY PALMHUSK. THIS SITUATION HAS BEEN REMEDIED, THOUGH THE CHITS UNFORTUNATELY REMAIN.
THERE'S NO DELETING THE EVIDENCE OF A HOSTILE TAKEOVER.
WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS ANCIENT PICTURE COME FROM????
JANE CROCKER WHEN I GET MY CLAWS ON YOU.
I DO NOT ENDORSE ****ANYTHING**** TO DO WITH CROCKERCORP OR ERIDANWEEK.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH MY ACCOUNT? WHO THE HELL POSTED THAT IMAGE????
INVEST IN #SLOPCOIN
#MESSIAHJANE THE NEW IMPROVED #MOTHERGRUB
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5116d147b849.png #IWANTCANDY #ERIDANWEEK
IS THAT THE FUCKING GUY FROM TROLLSONA 5? #ERIDANWEEK #IWANTCANDY
TO BE CLEAR, MY STATEMENT WAS DIRECTED AT THE PREDATORY LEADERS OF #ERIDANWEEK @archiveAddict I APPRECIATE YOUR WORK. THE REST OF THESE BUFFOONS CAN BURN IN THE OIL THEY HAPLESSLY DOUSED THEMSELVES IN. #BL #YAOI #RANKBAIT
AND THAT'S HOW YOU DISRUPT AN EVENT @macroCosmosofficial
#ILLBECOMINGSOON
FOUR. A NUMBER HELD IN SUSPICION AND DISDAIN BY EASTERN BEFORAN AND EASTERN ALTERNIAN SOCIETY FOR ITS CONNOTATION WITH THEIR LANGUAGE'S WORD FOR "DEATH." I'VE LONG BEEN FASCINATED BY THIS FACT, FOR AS WE ALL KNOW, THE ROMANTIC INCLINATION OF TROLLS IS TURNED TO QUADS, AND THUS THE FOUR THAT IS SO MALIGNED BY A VAST SWATH OF THOSE WHO FEEL THE EMOTIONAL PULL TOWARDS THE QUADRANT SYSTEM IN SPITE OF THEIR FEAR. THEIR MISGIVINGS. It is a number I can comfortably operate with. As we all know, today marks the fourth day of the publicly endorsed corporate masturbation session known as Eridanweek. Crockercorp’s CEO @gutsyGumshoe repeatedly using the phrase “pantheon” when referring to the titular Eridan makes it clear that the entire festival is an event intended to exploit Earth-C’s laws around freedom of religion. The use of the Crockercorp branded Tiara tops (note the signatures in @twentyfourCarat ‘s most recent chits) as some sick echo of Alternian Imperial Reconditioning biotech has also not gone unnoticed. How many thousands have already given up their very souls by putting one of those stupid headsets on? I PROPOSE AN ALTERNATIVE TO CEDING ONESELF TO THIS NEW, HUMAN EMPIRE. IF YOU DO NOT ATTEND ERIDANWEEK DAY FOUR, YOU WILL BE ABLE TO FREE YOURSELF FROM THE SHACKLES THAT CROCKERCORP IS ALL TOO WILLING TO PLACE UPON YOUR GRASPNUBS.YOU WILL, BY THIS SHOW OF WILL, PROVE YOURSELF WORTHY OF SURVIVAL. IF, HOWEVER, YOU ARE UNABLE TO UNLATCH FROM THE OOZING TEAT OF YOUR CORPORATE MISTRESS, YOU WILL MEET WITH MY ANSWER TO THE LOOMING TYRANNY OF CORPORATE IMPERIAL CONTROL OVER THE MASSES. #ERIDANWEEKDAY4 #IMCOMING #SAMURAIISSTILLDEADPARTY
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