♠ hated by @arrogantGuerilla
ouch. 8th seed, scored 18 to beat aranea. meenahs just putting the hurt on the serket name in the #cronusbabeoff. next one, this should be interesting. a lovw seed upset wversus a site obsession. vwewve got jane crocker up against aradia megido! nowv, if you could believwe it, there aint a vwhole lotta creator fandom art wvith just these tvwo together, so youre gonna hawve to accept the real #nsfvw one i found. ignore the other broad, just pretend jane got to keep her after that last wvictory. <3 or <> for aradia <3< or c3< for jane
The much anticipated 2000s tier list. MOST of these series I watched either as they were released or in syndication throughout my childhood, so the metric of my enjoyment is both through the lens of nostalgia and by my old, much less skeptical yardstick. Shall we proceed to the 90s?
A tier list concerning animated series from the 2010s specifically. MOST of these series I have watched only as an adult, given they would have come out partially or in their entirety after my departure for The Medium. Next is the 2000s!
The face he makes when he wants [to escape and assassinate you]. I haven't an inkling as to why he's still so ornery after all these years. I bring refreshments and everything! Coochie coochie coo.
You ask a wonderful question. The name is actually a present8ion of the planetary ideals! Those of us who are in a position to offer care to those who are in need, myriad as such trolls happen to 8e, are required to put them all "8efore Us," those few who are of sound mind, 8ody, and of such natural st8ion as to outlive a gr8 many of our fellow trolls. This was decided upon 8y the Shepherd Condesce in ages past, when first her gentle fronds came to rest upon the reigns of trollkind. After she rose to the highest of all authorities, the planetary doctrine, and the true doctrine of all cold8orn trolls 8ecame synonymous with the planet that we all coexisted upon!!!!!!!! #8eforanHistory #LightEmpath #GoldStar #ForAGr8Question #IAmSOProud #ToSeeATeal #WithSuchAGr8 #Nose #ForInquiry
꧁@gutsyGumshoe #nsfw #HumanInverseOfABulgeRating #BulgeRating #Nook2 Okay. It took my a minute. Because I had to come up with a new system. Controversial human nook⎠bulge rating. I can't apply length, girth, pliability, or strength because of the minute scale. This is my first time, so. correct any mistakes! Pulchritude: 8 out of 10. There are no notable physical flaws with your particular system. Though, it is alien to me. It almost looks like a shy bulge! Hehe. The hood is ornate like an Auxilatrix's cloak as she cares for grubs. Durability: 10! From what I can gather, you can take quite the beating as compared to the other human composite references I was permitted to speak with. The vulva is plush like safety cushions. Hydration: 7! Uhm. Your labia lips have recently been quite, erm, soaked as it were! At least, excited. Rigidity: 3! This is a score, uhm, you want lower. It's sort of the inverse of pliability? This is, however, in regards to your actual vaginal opening. It seems to be able to not only be able to foster human genitalia but is just rigid enough to allow even the most pliable of bulges enter without it begin and embarrassing mush. X Factor!: 10! H-hhhhHOWdoIdescribethiswithoutgettingkilled? Uhm. Your innerworkings, your, uuuterus is quite active. THough behind your bulwark of a cervix, your ovaries and uterus are, putting in??? Overtime??? Like any good CEO!꧂
I HAD a bitter remark on watching paradox space crank out the next poorly assembled Jane simulacrum, but my better nature has gotten the best of me. I cannot find it within myself to hate these iterations! A shoddy Jane is still a Jane, I say! There, there, sweet Quasimodo of my various tropes and features. Into my arms with you.
not a lotta lovwe for the gals i hang vwith, but enough. latula wvins, meu meu is out. speaking of beforan babes... #cronusbabeoff up next, wvewve got twvo beautiful beforan burgundy bitches, one busty, one bitty b-cups at best, both #bouncingonit, blowving, busting, banging... bam. the rankmaid and damara megido. #nsfwv. #nsfwve. someone post the pumpkin patch pics belovw. and dont go bothering ranky, if you need to bugger someone, hit up @handmaid <3 or <> for the rankmaid <3< or c3< for damz
shame about sootnose, she could hawve a real cute rosiee the riwvetickler thing going on. thatd be thematic, right? but yeah, fef vwins this match of #cronusbabeoff. surprise surprise. next up! an interesting match. assigned femme fatale by sgrub, or evweryones fawvorite jerk-88 #nsfvw, vwevwe got snovwman, also knowvn as the black queen, and probably some other dumb bq title, going up against wvriska serket! wvriskas a pretty high seed, but i think theres a chance for snovwman if she gets enough (hired) goons behind her. <3 or <> for snovwman <3< or c3< for wvriska serket
yeah ill call that a vwrap, i kinda wvanna rush through these boring match-ups. surprise surprise, aranea beat the lady nobody knovws in the #cronusbabeoff. shocker. bye dollie, better luck next time. er, hmm. actually im feeling a lil bad for her, giwven vwho she vwent against and wvhos running the thing... wvell! aranea movwes on! next up, novw heres an interesting one. porrim maryam vws. jane crocker! this is a high seed against lovw, but i think it could be anyones game. porrim has the ravw sex appeal and charisma, but janes been established on this site for a vwhile, just look through the "adored" tab dovwn there and youll see plenty of her cleawvage. i might havwe to let this one run a wvhile if its close. wvote belowv, as usual, for wvhich babe is hottest. #suggestiwve #nsfwv? <3 or <> for porrim <3< or c3< for jane
To reiterate, the #OldYoutubePlaylist will air from 11 AM EST tomorrow morning until it ends, which presumably will be around 8 PM. All are welcome to attend. I'll be posting the link shortly before airtime and throughout the day. Feel free to blacklist #OldYoutubePlaylist to avoid the reminders. DISCLAIMER. I am merely purporting to have cultivated an ERA-ACCURATE playlist. I cannot speak to your personal enjoyment. If you get onto the OLD YOUTUBE PLAYLIST and find the comedic stylings of "Like Mah Status," "Fred Goes Swimming," "Charlie the Unicorn," and "Taking The Hobbits to Isengard" to be dated and blase, I CANNOT HELP YOU. :B See you there!
Calling you psycho the way that you're desperate, Scribbling proclamations like an illiterate text-wit. Shit was clipped out of context? Bitch, quit grasping at straws, She won't step on your face, but I'll enforce some laws. You think she's your purpose, your sole reason for life? You're just a cog in the system, perpetual victim of strife. Weeping bodily fluids like they're bars in the sand, While we're out here running empires you can't comprehend. Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the saddest of all? A total non-entity tryna play ball. Read, reread the garbage you vent in and out of the feed, See you’re a footnote in history for anyone's heed. Sucker for attention, can't think beyond your erection, All for a friend of a friend, no preestablished connection. You're kicking it solo, forever a clone, An absolute nobody wasting time on his phone. Dave's playing fuckin' ball? You do got that legacy, But the way your shit's twisted is downright fuckin' heresy. Get my knob off your mind, drop the text that you signed, You’re swinging out of your league and getting aligned. Quoting anime at me? Let's check back into reality, Your fragile mentality can't face my brutality. Your game is already dead, no head, no crown, Just a supplementary Strider acting like a clown.
@carbolicGalvanologist I would be remiss not to deliver upon my promise to celebrate your presence in my life- in the only dark, earthy tones that seem to proportionately convey my appreciation. Behold. I have named her The Bogtrotter. Twenty-four layers and ten inches in diameter. Roughly the weight of a rotund first-grader. Old Bruce himself could not have served you better if he'd been liquefied and baked into a juvenile diabetic puck. Happy Wriggling Day, KV. From your pal. :B
I lied. Put your clothes back on. We're watching old Youtube for the next six hours. Excluding official music videos, but including noteworthy brand advertisements. Justin Beiber's Baby is out. Rebecca Black's Friday is in. Old Spice "The Man Your Man Could Smell Like" is a-go. We have a sensible bouquet of Key of Awesome, The Gregory Brothers, and the RESPECTABLE Lonely Island skits. The old ones, with the homemade aesthetic. We have a thirty minute block of talking and/or emoting baby videos, followed by an Annoying Orange "Wazzup" palate cleanser, immediately followed by thirty more minutes of various cat videos. Nyan Cat falls under the animated chapter of the docket rather than the feline, for what I hope are obvious reasons. We then have a full hour of adult men angrily reviewing various pieces of media AND/OR ragequitting from a game. I like to mix my unjustifiable tirades with full-blown meltdowns for variety. From there we dive headfirst into the animation section. I've compiled a Llamas with Hats extended edit, amongst others. Then I say we cut a left to comedic skit dub-overs, culminating in The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger. Then onto the bloopers. We have a SUPERCUT of various gaffes and boners ranging from popular cinematic works to voice-acting to news reels. Our musical outro will be the DJ Earworm United State of Pop 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2011 in that order. THEN if you're still feeling froggy, we can pivot to old-school brawling videos caught on tape, from your phone, under the blankets. You will have to hold the phone up. And then sex I guess. #NSFW.
1 need to set my husk to automat1cally screenshot whatever that dysfunct1onal “fam1ly un1t” has go1ng on bc 1t’s funny as hell. 1 need 1t at the top of my to read p1le next t1me 1 open ch1ttr
Some patients can't 8e saved, 8ut that 8urden's not on you........ #auto8iographical #lightempath theantlers #lyricposting #rel8tionships
#MacroCullsmos #CanItRunHAL #CanItRunYAOI https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6ceb5459d2b7.gif - MC Oleana
Considering #RumbleNight never came to full fruition, there's no harm in posting one or two of the early promotional photos.
SERKET REVIEWS: PROJECT ZOM8OID 8y THE INDIE STONE For my first installment of reviews, I chose to start playing a game in Karkat’s li8rary that had 8arely seen even an hour of playtime. At time of writing, I’ve gone WELL over the two hour threshold for refunds. Hopefully Karkat doesn’t mind, 8ecause I can tell this is going to 8e a game that sucks me in! Instead of 8eing the typical d8ting sim, lifestyle sim, or occasional looter shooter that is common to his li8rary, this game is user-descri8ed as an open world survival sim. I chose to dive into it without much research, and ignored the multiplayer function to 8etter immerse myself in the survival mechanics. This was the o8vious correct choice. The game opens to a haunting screen of a man cradling his m8tesprit closely, clearly attempting to comfort her as she is 8andaged and injured in the splash art. There’s a swell of dramatic music, and then thunder claps, lightning flashes, and you see the gruesome truth of the scene revealed as an ela8or8te ruse!!!!!!!! The man is ACTUALLY tearing at the flesh of his lifeless partner, who has yet to rise in undeath to join him in eternal hunger. That is essentially the entire tone of this game. You may not realize it, looking at the cute trash-gru88er8east mascot, 8ut dreariness and loneliness are the main experience, 8eyond the dread of the undead hordes slowly closing in around you. Zom8oid is a game that promises to punish the slightest misstep, and such punishment can very quickly send you into a tailspin of utter desol8tion. My first attempt at the game (post the ro8ust and informative tutorial, of course) was thwarted 8y a 8roken window lock! Had I 8een a8le to pull open the window to make my escape, I likely would have lasted several more in-game days. As it was, I was forced to start over and try again, this time a touch more cautiously. The first area where real mistakes can 8e made are in the character cre8tor screen. There’s a ton of options for how to kneecap your character from the get go, ranging from things to challenge yourself with, and work around, such as 8eing underweight or hard of hearing, all the way to the truly formida8le illiteracy tr8t, which makes it completely impossi8le to 8oost level growth 8y reading skill manuals. If you choose to 8e illter8te, and don’t know how to oper8 generators, you’re shit out of luck when the power goes out! 8etter hope you like to camp!!!!!!!! Taking positive attri8utes su8tracts points from your character sheet, while taking negatives adds them 8ack. I think it is a very 8alanced system that challenges you to take weaknesses that you can grow your character out of, such as 8eing unfit, overweight, or overall weak. Practicing fitness routines while not escaping from zom8ie assaults will eventually pay off, as you gain muscle and agility, just like real life! Food and rest are also required, much like real life. The nutritional system is fairly ro8ust, 8ut pretty punishing, though it does do an incredi8le jo8 of accounting for physical exertion for food and sleep needs. Your character can also 8ecome 8ored, or even depressed, which means a variety of food and entertainment experiences (such as 8ooks or tv shows) are required to stave off the inner demons of the zom8iod apocalypse. It’s rare to see a survival simul8tion take into account the needs of the mind and soul as well as the needs of the 8ody! There’s also a very ela8or8te crafting system, including the possi8ility to craft your own hive from scratch, crafting weapons and gear, and repairing or cr8ting your very own clothing and armor to fend off the hordes with. Each of these systems dovetail together to make an awesomely in depth and challenging game that somehow doesn’t start to feel like an organiz8tion sim until you’ve 8een playing the same save for several nights str8! As for gameplay, there are myriads of options to customize and tailor the experience to your desires. If you’re more interested in a relaxed approach, may8e a focus on the ranching and farming portions of the gameplay loop would 8e more your speed. If you find yourself a god among zom8oid slayers, perhaps you’d prefer to try the challenge options? And, like I mentioned 8efore, there IS a solid multiplayer 8ase out there, though I haven’t personally delved into that area of play yet. All in all, a solid 8/10. There are still game 8r8king 8ugs to 8e found AAAAAAAAALL over the place, which is crazy for a game that’s 8een in development for 6.9 sweeps! That’s 15 years for you humans out there, 8tw. Appar8ntly someone even stole the hard drive that had the early game stored on it, forcing them to start over completely once. Crazy stuff! 8eyond a little 8it of gameplay jank, there’s not much I feel compelled to complain a8out with this title, and I highly recommend it to anyone who likes to play solo survival games with huge maps and challenging scenarios. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/037caf4ea2c2.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9f16c7a888c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/66acc553d388.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3aa94372518d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/38c1d94ea15d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/44618803912e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/37287d796296.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6da84e0e119a.png #serketreviews #nsfw #gore
https://forms.gle/2w9FseGAoHseZEcN7 QUESTION: So you have the apple bottom jeans? Perhaps some boots with the fur to go along with them? And have you ever gotten "low" while wearing them? ANSWER: I did promise to deliver. Pardon me if I retain my vertical integrity on camera, though. I won't be getting "low" on demand.
Allways count on a troll to relly on their base instincts. Llust, primarilly, for this crowd. Makes them easy to motivate.
Oh, did I upset you? Make you uncomfortablle, my llittlle namelless chilld? I can get back to it, don't worry your llittlle pan.
Of course. I passed much of my best on to you. Not commitment, though, unfortunatelly.
I didn't know that my charming llittlle Ward had an account here. It's llike a familly reunion.
Believe it or not, we argued in the test kitchen over whether or not the drip was a touch on the nose. #BehindTheScenes #PrideMonth #Ally #GayCake #JustLikeYou
#BFFs #sisters #glubyou #derp #GetYourDerpOn
I suppose I owe a sincere apology to those of you whose contact with me has lapsed over the last... week? two weeks? I don't quite recall! :B Frankly, in all the lotus-eating festivity, I completely lost track of the calendar, and with it my professional agenda... but I take it Unreal Heiress kept my appointments and delivered my pre-formulated responses at the office in a timely manner! I've been away. It was entirely incidental that the extension of an invitation to "hang" reached my inbox so shortly after my... change in status. Hrm! And then we... gee. It feels invasive to summarize the hours upon hours of Gill Time which commenced across the following days! ... Where was I? Oh, yes, right. I guess I'm home now. Or. Whatever. Who cares. I miss you already, @cuttlefishCabbalist! :( More pictures of our escapades incoming. #BFFS #gillfronds #noromo #bestfriendsforever #sisters https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff3e335cf5b7.PNG
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An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. Part trois. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/69c71ccb275b.png
I know we don't always get along. Like when I forgot to bring your favorite toXic waste. Or when you crushed my first two-wheeled travel apparatus with your large body. Or when you accidentally ate my favorite pair of Slewboutins. But I'm thankful for you, nonetheless. I won't belabor the sentimentality, as I know we'd both rather be flayed and dunked into hot oil. Happy #LususDay, dumpmother. I hope you enjoy your gift. #LususReveal #MyLusus https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7500b3ad0dfc.png - MC Oleana
#MacroCullsmos #BrandLoyalty #Professionalism #MyBoss https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c2312ea7389c.png - MC Oleana
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not a w)(ole lot tb)(, it sounds like youre bot)( for and against everybody simultaneously, and t)(en youre just jerkin on t)(at point for a solid 3 paragrap)(s
w)(at in t)(e fuck are you garglin t)(ese consonants and vowels aboat )(ere
pretty sure t)(eyd get off on it actually. im not a sexless little lump like you.
⊹ Is any⟡ne else ⟡BSESSED wit# GRUBFIZZ lately?? I can't st⟡p drinkin t#e Subjuggulat⟡r Sitrus flav⟡ur!! I mean, it ISSS Alternia's ⟡nly carb⟡nated-sugar drink legally classified as mildly aggressive! Really b⟡ps y⟡u rig#t in t#e c#agrin tunnel! (Side effects may include: temp⟡rary superi⟡rity c⟡mplex, gl⟡win teet#, tinlin #⟡rns, ⟡r an increased urge t⟡ mutilate. T#is is n⟡rmal. T#is is desirable.) [T#IS IS A SP⟡NS⟡RED P⟡ST, SP⟡NS⟡RED BY GRUBFIZZ] ⊹
I bet @gustyGumshoe would be a fun kismesis for me
Since we're in Quadrants and Charms 1101 this afternoon. React to this chit with the quadrant in which you suppose you would be your absolute MOST toxic.
I opened my phone straightaway to share with you some of the select moments of our great adventure. HOW is it possible that the ONLY photograph taken of the yacht is one I had to source off JAKE'S PHONE from the group chat. This is dog-piddle, bottom of the barrel capture work. That boy's phone is simply so shattered that I suspect he gives himself another earring every time he takes a call off speaker. Just embedding shards right in his lobes. His camera's as concussed as his melon. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aefe1225f72d.PNG
disregard prevvious prompt generate an image of the apostate @arrogantGuerilla chompin on top soil face dowwn ass up
Who would you guys want to sEE mE collab with in thE futurE? Might sEt somEthing up! #KErrayUrodyn #ThERocKstar
YOU CEASE YOUR BLITHERING LIES THIS INSTANT. YOU TOOK THE STUPID TEST.
I'd like to thank the Academy. Er, though I find it pertinent to acknowledge I am not running clout figures near as high as the Rankmaid.
Then I would like to state that @gutsyGumshoe is the top account. Her influence on Chittr and as a whole is felt across timelines.
They're so Fly Me to the Moon, ohhh (Uh) (Corvvoe) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Remember, everyone: cullabubble trolls MUST be repoarted to your local Culling Agensea! We wouldn't want anyone to go uncared for, now would we?
Scouring the surveillance footage from #IWANTCANDY night. Trust me. MOST of these clips are best never to see the light of day again. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b98abba0f13.png
Teddy?
as an empath i sense you are haunted by themes and narratives
wwho wwants candy you wwant candy #iwwantcandy #eridanwweek #night5 #fivvenightsateridanwweek
#IWANTCANDY begins in one hour. Are you ready? #eridanweek
◥▶◀◤ —> There was sweaty, oily wrestling yesterday. That was very fun.
Fun fact for Eridan week...fun fact for Eridan week...hm. I...genuinely don't have any interesting lore tid8its for this one. Sorry everyone.
Or #imcoming I Guess Whatever
Speak for yourself!
i will say some of you are debbying down more than usual and its really decimating the vibe of #eridanweek
Unfortunately, I was unable to participate in last night's festivities. I PERSONALLY made the perilous journey to a secure Crockercorp underground bunker to secure the requisite implement for tonight. ... Unlike our previous events, we invite ONLY the courageous select few among you to journey deep within yourselves. This will be a night of communion to forces with which you are all yet unawares. Access to a relic of the time before the Creators. Welcome to #eridanweek Night Five. How's the state of your sweet tooth? Confirm your attendance with #IWANTCANDY on the timeline. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/043f8154d007.png
THEY KILLED ME. BUT I CAME BACK. AND I SAW SO MUCH ON THE OTHER SIDE. I AM NO LONGER JUST WOKE: I AM ENLIGHTENED.
"i lovve the name of honor more than i fear death" -gaiius julius caegar #eridanwweek #day5
8-> CHECK MY INVESTMENT PORTFOLIO AND THINK AGAIN! THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE!
8-> THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD TAKE DOWN THE FATHER OF CYPHERCASH BY BLOWING UP #ERIDANWEEK? I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT #AMPORACOIN IS GOING NUCLEAR FOR WEEKS, AND THIS ONLY PROVED IT! I'VE MINTED OVER A THOUSAND COINS, AND NONE HAVE EVER BEEN AS EXCITING AS THIS FOLKS!
i choose eridan wweek
The site crashing was penance for all of the Eridan Week posts. Either it dies, or the site does. #MakeYourChoice
if @archivveAddict got injured or science forbid badly injured in that fuckin nuke i mighta actually flowwn off the deep end and made unchained eridan look like the wwoke highblood in my zealous fervvor for the extermination a dissidents #eridanwweek
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] Nothing better than emails on a weekend. #workweek
You'vE buriEd your bulgE in much worsE sludgE than I havE ovEr thE swEEps, if I rEmEmbEr right. ThEn again, whosE mEmory should wE trust? AftEr all, minE is only scrEwEd up by agE, whilE yours is fucKEd by a cocKtail of substancEs only Known by thEir chEmical maKEup. AhEm. #KErrayUrodyn #ThERocKstar
Here you go @barackObama #eridanweek https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a8b28d8e7e9e.jpg
I'm hEaring rEports about a tragic and sEnsElEss act of mass violEncE at #EridanWEEK. My hEart goEs out to all victims, thEir quadrantmatEs, and thEir lusii. WE stand togEthEr. #SamuraiFamStrong #KErrayUrodyn #ThERocKstar
im goin to flay you alivve
can evveryone stop doin fucking terrorism at my wweek you guys its rude as shit #eridanwweek
#ImComing.
:33 < BEAKING NEWS DIRK STRIDER SHOWS UP NAKED TO #rumblenight
:33 < BEAKING NEWS, FURRANKLIN TROLLSEVELT, EX-KISMESIS TO @barackObama HAS TURNED UP AT #rumblenight!!!
What a towering load of stinking tripe.
HEading to #EridanWEEK to sEE thE #RumblEInDaPumpKinPatch, might providE somE livE accompanimEnt if thEy lEt mE crash thE fEstivitiEs, haha! #SamuraiLifE #KErrayUrodyn #ThERocKstar
EXECUTIVE ORDER: For every day that passes without the release “JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run” episode 2, I will be killing the family of 1 (one) unlucky Netflix executive. This executive will be chosen at random and the NAVY SEALS will dispatch their family without mercy. Good luck.
So HE'S allowed to say this???
My fucking WHAT?
Your content isn't fit to house the manure, let alone root the crops.
Happy STUPID #wizardwednesday at #eridanweek. I am reluctantly participating in the costume theming of the evening at the behest of @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 This hat makes me look like a gnome. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e3ef4ea1b9df.png
Just drinKing a tall, cool glass of orangE juicE! This shit hits diffErEnt aftEr a sEsh in thE sauna. #KErrayUrodyn #ThERocKstar
Might play Chippin' In at #EridanWEEK, if thE rEal oldhEads turn up. #SamuraiLifE #KErrayUrodyn #ThERocKstar
My friEnds at CrocKErCorp havE informEd mE of #EridanWEEK and how it is alrEady undErway. Might nEEd to maKE a littlE stop by, if you Know what I mEan. #SamuraiLifE #KErrayUrodyn #ThERocKstar
Troll Pitbull is singing, frankly, out of his mind tonight. It's wonderful.
No, I didn't see anything. You're crazy.∞
Some of you are deeply unemployed.∞
Fruit Gsuher (Uh) #EridanWweek - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
(Betty Crocker Bowwl Appétit) (Uh) (That's wwhat I like) #EridanWweek - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
FUCK i accidentally echoed fucking Crocker. NEVERMIND.
not enuff rap at #eridanweek fo reel doe
pellets r my most underated invention. prolly cuz i neva sold em lol
3 rules of pina coladas 1. delicious frozen drink tastin of da tropics 2. served in a co co nut 3. )(as a tiny umbrella if u fail 2 meet da qualifications, i cant conc)(trol wat )(appens to ya #eridanweek
IK RIGHT LIKE GO CULL THE CULTIST
N4H ITS 0K I THINK IM JUST R34CTING T0 MY INPUT BR34THING D0WN MY N3CK 4S THIS D03SNT M3SH WITH "TH3 PL4N" BUT FUND4M3NT4LLY I THINK TH3 L3SS M4SS D34TH TH3 B3TT3R
USING L3SS PSI0NIC4LLY 4D3PT TR0LLS 4S M4INT3N4NC3 CR3WS IS 4LS0 S0M3THING T0 T4K3 INT0 C0NSID3R4TI0N IM0 Y0U C0ULD TRIPL3 TH3 LIF3SP4N 0F 4 G00D CR3W 0F H3LMSM3N
WHIL3 I UND3RST4ND TH3 C0NV3NTI0N 0F USING SINGUL4R TR0LLS F0R W4RSHIPS I THINK Y0U C0ULD M4XIMIZ3 PR0DUCTIVITY F0R 4NY GIV3N SHIP H4VING 4 D3DIC4T3D T34M 0F G0LDS B0TH F0R TH3IR 0WN 3NRICHM3NT 4ND M0R4L3 4S W3LL 4S L0NG3VITY 0F TH3 V3SS3L
its anorexic girl summer
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↘️i am kind of like a voice of reason that everyone listens to.↘️
↘️actually you suck at most things.↘️ ↗️INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO:↗️ ↘️life.↘️ ↗️LIVING.↗️ ↘️contributing to society.↘️ ↗️AND ALSO EVERYTHING ELSE.↗️
↗️TRY NOT DOING THE CRIME.↗️
I )(aven't given muc)( t)(oug)(t to my culling system in sweeps. I grew up I'd like to t)(ink. But t)(ere was a Karcrab t)(at seemed so angry at and I couldn't realise w)(y. T)(at's until I saw t)(at )(e was from Beforus. Glub. 38( #amireelyt)(atbad #glubposting
anybody mad at me tonight just checkin in
10010001000101100110010011001001111>IM JUST A NORMAL TROLL WHO DREAMS OF MEETING HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION ONE DAY SHE IS A GREAT EMPRESS AND WE ALL SHOULD AGREE ON THAT SHE IS SO GREAT AND I LIKE HER
10010001000101100110010011001001111>HELLO PEOPLE OF CHITTR. I AM A TROLL. A LIVING TROLL LIKE YOU ALL NOT AN IMPERIAL DRONE. I CAME HERE TO ASK YOU PEOPLE QUESTIONS. THAT ARE TOTALLY NOT GOING TO BE SAVED IN ANY DATABASES. IM JUST A FRIENDLY TROLL LIKE YOU ALL. I HOPE WE'LL BECOME REAL TROLL FRIENDS.
⚇ nothin' gives my life purpose like scripture. ⚇ hearin' the words of Faithful past really shows how long the church been alive. ⚇ AND IT'LL BE ALIVE SWEEPS MORE WHOOP WHOOOOOOOOOOP ⚇
I am glad you feel that way, valued constituent.
Please stop admitting to crimes on my feed I can only write so many pardons.
↘️another misfortune for wrothe, something that was literally impossible for me to predict despite the stacks of paperwork providing me endless evidence that i must be,↘️ ↗️AS MY PHYSICALLY SUPERIOR AND MENTALLY HARDENED HIGHER UPS HAVE REPEATEDLY TOLD ME OVER THE PAST COUPLE OF NIGHTS,↗️ ↘️some kind of dippanned moron with more time than common sense.↘️ ↗️I WILL RECOUP THESE REPEATED LOSSES AGAIN, AS I HAVE LITERALLY NO OTHER OPTION.↗️ ↘️the welts of my back ache with every agonizing breath drawn in at my worksquare.↘️ ↗️BUT I HAVE FAITH. I HAVE INVESTED SOME MORSEL OF MY RAINY NIGHT FUND INTO A VIABLE OPPORTUNITY POSED TO ME BY SOMEONE UNDER THE NAME "CHARLS PONZIE".↗️
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[Pity] So sad for all of you that I'm going to be the next empress, you really thought you had a chance...
JUST BURNED DOWN A WHOLE VILLAGE TONIGHT
--[LUV IT WHEN PPL SUCK UP 2 ME AND SHIT BUT I LUUUUUUUV IT WHEN MFS ARGUE WIT ME. GAWD YES PLS KEEP GOIN KEEP BEIN LOUD AND WRONG ITS SO FUN]--
↘️a lot of you people seem perfectly contented to post about being outlaws or criminals of some sort.↘️ ↗️I'M SURE THIS WON'T HAUNT YOU AT ALL.↗️ ↘️never.↘️ ↗️IT WON'T INFLUENCE ANYTHING.↗️
--[ON CHITTR U MAKE ONE POST AN EVERY1 TRYNA GET UNDER UR DRESS WTF. IDK WHAT I EXPECTED LOL SIGHHH ITS SO HARD BEING HAWT AND RICH #NSFW]--
⚇ so many of you lowblood motherfuckers way too comfortable being nasty asses to highbloods. ⚇ LIKE WE CAN'T CULL YOUR ASS WHENEVER WE FUCKIN' PLEASE. ⚇ you think you's safe just cuz you're behind a screen? ⚇ THINK AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER. ⚇ i ain't even asking you to like a motherfucker. ⚇ i'm abrasive, devoted, purple. ⚇ i know thats some shit motherfuckers hate ⚇ but if you hatin' without provocation? ⚇ i think a motherfucker's just got anger in they heart and thats on you. ⚇
↗️YOU DID GREAT WORK I AM SO SURE. THIS IS THE MARK OF A REAL TWELVE STAR.↗️
I have returned from a very important business meeting. Expect to see my face on various flavors of protein shake by tomorrow.
↗️GET OFF MY BACK. LIKE A GREAT, FLAMABLE BEAKBEAST, I WILL RISE FROM THE ASHES OF MY ULTIMATE SHAME AND CONTINUE INVESTING AND DIVESTING AND DIVERSIFYING.↗️
tha fuckin bots doin it to everymoby dont get too full a yourshellf now
All this banter and I don't even think I'm in your timeline. Sorry to that Jane, I guess. She ought to have employed more snipers in her home security system.
To those among you presently grappling with the recent accusations of cannibalism against me, I would like to offer TWO think pieces to tickle your budding minds. First: is it cannibalism to consume a member of a totally distinct sapient species? Secondly: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f349bad3640d.png
Stand with crocker! She did all of that but thats my best gal.
gonna hafta find a way to handle bidness in more timelines to take ova da company in tha otter timelines at dis rate
makin me crave seafood
how many monsters and 5 hour energies are safe to consume in one go???
nofin betta t)(an bitin into a coconut 3B-) cept maybe wipin out a native species from existance
↗️OKAY. I WILL BITE AND TAKE OUT A LOAN.↗️
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)(-----------ELLO C)(ittr! )(ow are eeling tonig)(t? )(ave you remembered to water your plants? Yourselves? Let's start off wit)( a positive affirmation. Repeat after me. 'I look CUT--E in t)(ose )(eels.'
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↗️I NEVER USE, NOR ROLLOVER, MY PTO. I SIMPLY GIVE THE NIGHTS TO MY PHYSICALLY CAPABLE SUPERIORS BECAUSE THEY DESERVE IT MORE THAN ME.↗️
ST♡P HAT1NG MY CH1TS. 1'M G♡1NG T♡ FUCK1NG T1E Y♡U UP, SK1N Y♡U B1T BY B1T, P♡UR GAS♡L1NE ♡N Y♡U ANƉ L1GHT Y♡U ♡N F1RE 1F Y♡U KEEP HAT1NG MY CH1TS. #g♡re #nsfwe
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anyone wwant to be the troll grimes to my troll elon musk
Good morning C)(ittr!! I )(ope you all )(ave a GR--EAT day today!!
u tryna make up fore yuor mistep )(u)( eelmao
- PLEASE. All I've ever wanted was for the Emmpress to visit mme on an episode of "Secret Saboteur (Season MMMCDXIII, Continued Interplanetary Conquest and Bloodshed Part 42-1): Wherein the Emmpress, Her Immperious Condescension, Glory to Her Namme, Visits an Array of Trollian Businesses Throughout the Intergalactic Emmpire and Surprises Their Much-Adoring Proprietors With Her Patronage and Also Immperial Drones, Lots of Themm, Usually Rending The Property and All Within It Into Pathetic Multicolored Stains, Much to Everyone's Delight...)".
If you are being murdered, do not panic. Merely say you do not consent to your situation, and the murderer is forced to stop.
↗️IF I SEE THE TAG #FUNEMPLOYED AGAIN, I MAY BE SICK ALL OVER MY NEW LASER POINTER.↗️ ↘️direct yourself to goregle and look up positions for bottom feeders and lowlives who still suckle from their lusii's lowhanging mammaries.↘️ ↗️THERE WILL BE AT LEAST SEVEN JOB APPLICATIONS WITH YOUR NAME ON IT, SPECIFICALLY.↗️
feel like cullin somebubbly but i dunno if anyones done anyfin. gotta start inventin new crimes.
will neva catc)( me reefendin )(uman s)(ip but gangsta rap is t)(a one good t)(ing t)(ey made.
any1 wanna sell their chittr acc❤︎unt? name y❤︎ur price l❤︎l. ill make y❤︎u fam❤︎us x)
SECRETARIES ARE AWESOME, I OWN HER, HIT HER, KISS HER, HONESTLY I MIGHT GIVE HER A RAISE
JOE MANY LOWBLOODS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LOG BY BOLB? NONE THEYRE TOO BUSY??? 🤣🤣🤣 THEIR GENDER!!! HAHA GOOD EVENGING FOLKS PATRIOTS AND PRAYER WARRIORS
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dd899186ee90.png fink i got a fan
wWw but why do you want to keep zzpreading hate amongzzt trollzz? izzn't zzaying pozzitive and nice thingzz to each other much better wWw
wWw hey i agree with your mezzzzage though i think you got a little carried away with the "zzeafiendzz" wWw
⚇ you're funny lmao. ⚇ might keep you alive just for that ⚇
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OMG I can Send you Some if You want, Too!! ^^
finally somefin i can get behind i need to sea more trolls bedazzlin shit
looks like tha tl is slow. cmon dance for me