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I am allso allways saying this.
alright. wvriska vwon. sorry damz. i wvas rooting for you, i really wvas. novw. her imperious condescension vwersus rose lalonde. iwve got something real special for you all. took some bartering, some vwheeling and dealing, thats vwhy it took me a sec to get back to this. lemme start wvith the rose propaganda. beautiful blonde, knowvs howv to banter, perfect bod, perfect face, can do some spooky eldritch stuff if thats vwhat youre into. shes incredible. i dont wvanna undersell her here. but... i got a vwintage from my man @caligulaascendit. this is *art*. nowv, to share the scan, he said he vwanted to do the propaganda for her, so here you go. #nsfwv. #nsfc too, but not the c youre thinking of. "its ya boy eridan ampora here vwith a guest rewvievw on alternias biggest caked up baddie our leadin broad in the beam for #cronusbabeoff hovwre all likin my vwintage hic edition penthouse by the wvay pretty groowvy huh cost me a pretty caegar but it wvas totally wvorth it an yknowv its the real deal too cause its got her signature shade a coral pink semi gloss #2 stamped across the covwer wvhen im feelin advwenturous i take my condy penthivwe out a her plastic slip an ewver so gently stroke her lipstick mark vwith a quivwerin finger wvith my other flipper placed firmly against my crotch anyvway im afraid the competition has been crushed by the empresss unholy cake grinder the rest a you booty impaired ladies can go hivwe novw" yeah. yowvza. #cwv-cakesitting. <3 or <> for condy. <3< or c3< for rosie.
calling it. i could let it keep on keeping on, but i think wved all be happier (besides meenah) if meenahs the one wvho movwes on this round. trust me. next up. wvell, vwe already savw wvhy you should vwote for either candidate. jane crocker up against the handmaid. #cronusbabeoff! bouncy, bodacious, a real boss bitch, janey crocker herself! the maid wvith the most, shes got plenty of junk in her trunk, and the business acumen to buy you out if you hawve anything bad to say about it. dont think just because shes a life player shes a healslut. she, uhh... she scares me. and then wvevwe got the handmaid, alternias vwhore-er, the shame of beforus, servwant of time and friend o mine! wvhat a wvoman! you wvant some timestop? shes got you cowvered. time clones? easy. you vwanna get covwered? shes got you covwered. and the #contraptions. oh the contraptions. and the #doohickeys. phewv. she, uhh... she scares me. lifemaid wvs handmaid, let the wvoting begin! #nsfwv <3 or <> for janey <3< or c3< for handy
The much anticipated 2000s tier list. MOST of these series I watched either as they were released or in syndication throughout my childhood, so the metric of my enjoyment is both through the lens of nostalgia and by my old, much less skeptical yardstick. Shall we proceed to the 90s?
A tier list concerning animated series from the 2010s specifically. MOST of these series I have watched only as an adult, given they would have come out partially or in their entirety after my departure for The Medium. Next is the 2000s!
The face he makes when he wants [to escape and assassinate you]. I haven't an inkling as to why he's still so ornery after all these years. I bring refreshments and everything! Coochie coochie coo.
You ask a wonderful question. The name is actually a present8ion of the planetary ideals! Those of us who are in a position to offer care to those who are in need, myriad as such trolls happen to 8e, are required to put them all "8efore Us," those few who are of sound mind, 8ody, and of such natural st8ion as to outlive a gr8 many of our fellow trolls. This was decided upon 8y the Shepherd Condesce in ages past, when first her gentle fronds came to rest upon the reigns of trollkind. After she rose to the highest of all authorities, the planetary doctrine, and the true doctrine of all cold8orn trolls 8ecame synonymous with the planet that we all coexisted upon!!!!!!!! #8eforanHistory #LightEmpath #GoldStar #ForAGr8Question #IAmSOProud #ToSeeATeal #WithSuchAGr8 #Nose #ForInquiry
꧁@gutsyGumshoe #nsfw #HumanInverseOfABulgeRating #BulgeRating #Nook2 Okay. It took my a minute. Because I had to come up with a new system. Controversial human nook⎠bulge rating. I can't apply length, girth, pliability, or strength because of the minute scale. This is my first time, so. correct any mistakes! Pulchritude: 8 out of 10. There are no notable physical flaws with your particular system. Though, it is alien to me. It almost looks like a shy bulge! Hehe. The hood is ornate like an Auxilatrix's cloak as she cares for grubs. Durability: 10! From what I can gather, you can take quite the beating as compared to the other human composite references I was permitted to speak with. The vulva is plush like safety cushions. Hydration: 7! Uhm. Your labia lips have recently been quite, erm, soaked as it were! At least, excited. Rigidity: 3! This is a score, uhm, you want lower. It's sort of the inverse of pliability? This is, however, in regards to your actual vaginal opening. It seems to be able to not only be able to foster human genitalia but is just rigid enough to allow even the most pliable of bulges enter without it begin and embarrassing mush. X Factor!: 10! H-hhhhHOWdoIdescribethiswithoutgettingkilled? Uhm. Your innerworkings, your, uuuterus is quite active. THough behind your bulwark of a cervix, your ovaries and uterus are, putting in??? Overtime??? Like any good CEO!꧂
It's called Terran humor. You'd better take your sensitive ass back to Beforus.
wvowv. uhh. #cronusbabeoff. you all really #cameout for wvriska. #imcoming. and here i thought wvriskourse vwas dead. wvell, she movwes on, snowvman doesnt. shame. next in the lineup! this one im curious about, meulin leijon vws latula pyrope! big fat cat tats up against the cowveted pyrump! wvill the kurlozs or the mitunas wvin the simp wvar? (its gonna be kurloz). #suggestivwe <3 or <> for latula <3< or c3< for meulin
Can Love Bloom On The Battlef|eld? The Answer, Unfortunately, |s Yes. And When, Not |f, |t Happens |ts Almost Always The Same. The Equat|on Of Chang|ng Pr|or|t|es To Grow|ng Up. " We Aren't Pupa Pan, We Aren't Go|ng To Be K|ds Play|ng Games |n Treeh|ves Forever". Revolt|ng. To Have Comm|tment So Weak W|th Wasted Talent |s Always A Shame To See. Ptolmy Kanast, Future K|ng Of Games, W|ll D|e F|ght|ng, Not |n Some Couples Retreat.
To reiterate, the #OldYoutubePlaylist will air from 11 AM EST tomorrow morning until it ends, which presumably will be around 8 PM. All are welcome to attend. I'll be posting the link shortly before airtime and throughout the day. Feel free to blacklist #OldYoutubePlaylist to avoid the reminders. DISCLAIMER. I am merely purporting to have cultivated an ERA-ACCURATE playlist. I cannot speak to your personal enjoyment. If you get onto the OLD YOUTUBE PLAYLIST and find the comedic stylings of "Like Mah Status," "Fred Goes Swimming," "Charlie the Unicorn," and "Taking The Hobbits to Isengard" to be dated and blase, I CANNOT HELP YOU. :B See you there!
i am THRILLED to announce the opening of the botanics of earth-c quantum uranium enrichment research and laboratories, also known as the becquerel center!!! this is just the first step in creating a sanctuary for the botanical life that can be found all over our wonderful planet, and the first step in our multi-pronged educational outreach program!!! keep tuned for more announcements and events in the future as we continue to expand!!! #earthc #botanicalgarden #scientificoutreach #educationaloutreach
Calling you psycho the way that you're desperate, Scribbling proclamations like an illiterate text-wit. Shit was clipped out of context? Bitch, quit grasping at straws, She won't step on your face, but I'll enforce some laws. You think she's your purpose, your sole reason for life? You're just a cog in the system, perpetual victim of strife. Weeping bodily fluids like they're bars in the sand, While we're out here running empires you can't comprehend. Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the saddest of all? A total non-entity tryna play ball. Read, reread the garbage you vent in and out of the feed, See you’re a footnote in history for anyone's heed. Sucker for attention, can't think beyond your erection, All for a friend of a friend, no preestablished connection. You're kicking it solo, forever a clone, An absolute nobody wasting time on his phone. Dave's playing fuckin' ball? You do got that legacy, But the way your shit's twisted is downright fuckin' heresy. Get my knob off your mind, drop the text that you signed, You’re swinging out of your league and getting aligned. Quoting anime at me? Let's check back into reality, Your fragile mentality can't face my brutality. Your game is already dead, no head, no crown, Just a supplementary Strider acting like a clown.
@carbolicGalvanologist I would be remiss not to deliver upon my promise to celebrate your presence in my life- in the only dark, earthy tones that seem to proportionately convey my appreciation. Behold. I have named her The Bogtrotter. Twenty-four layers and ten inches in diameter. Roughly the weight of a rotund first-grader. Old Bruce himself could not have served you better if he'd been liquefied and baked into a juvenile diabetic puck. Happy Wriggling Day, KV. From your pal. :B
I lied. Put your clothes back on. We're watching old Youtube for the next six hours. Excluding official music videos, but including noteworthy brand advertisements. Justin Beiber's Baby is out. Rebecca Black's Friday is in. Old Spice "The Man Your Man Could Smell Like" is a-go. We have a sensible bouquet of Key of Awesome, The Gregory Brothers, and the RESPECTABLE Lonely Island skits. The old ones, with the homemade aesthetic. We have a thirty minute block of talking and/or emoting baby videos, followed by an Annoying Orange "Wazzup" palate cleanser, immediately followed by thirty more minutes of various cat videos. Nyan Cat falls under the animated chapter of the docket rather than the feline, for what I hope are obvious reasons. We then have a full hour of adult men angrily reviewing various pieces of media AND/OR ragequitting from a game. I like to mix my unjustifiable tirades with full-blown meltdowns for variety. From there we dive headfirst into the animation section. I've compiled a Llamas with Hats extended edit, amongst others. Then I say we cut a left to comedic skit dub-overs, culminating in The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger. Then onto the bloopers. We have a SUPERCUT of various gaffes and boners ranging from popular cinematic works to voice-acting to news reels. Our musical outro will be the DJ Earworm United State of Pop 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2011 in that order. THEN if you're still feeling froggy, we can pivot to old-school brawling videos caught on tape, from your phone, under the blankets. You will have to hold the phone up. And then sex I guess. #NSFW.
Oh no. Royall remains lleft to rot. Can we get a two for one?
Some patients can't 8e saved, 8ut that 8urden's not on you........ #auto8iographical #lightempath theantlers #lyricposting #rel8tionships
Something that can be very usefull to insurgent ellements is a cerullean or two. They are, admittedlly, very difficullt to sway over to a primarilly llowbllood dominated demographic, which most rebellions are, but if you can manage it? Exquisite. A llittlle mind controll can go a very llong way. Snag the driver for cruciall supplly freights and haullerbuggies. Makes it far lless obvious that it was viollentlly stollen. Peer into the illicit secret documents of government officialls. Have a crime committed by some sad schmuck unaffilliated with your movement, so that it llooks to have been done by an independent renegade. It is important to make sure your crimes that target the popullace, to make their llives worse, cannot be pinned on you. If it is, publlic opinion sways against you, recruitment becomes difficullt, enforcement more extreme. But if nobody knows who is responsiblle, and infrastructure begins to faill, it starts to llook llike government incompetence. And that is a POWERFUL tooll for enraging the masses. Anger makes peoplle easy to sway. Before you know it, they'd strap on a bomb vest for you. #viollence #terrorism
Ii think the museum itself may just be an ad t.o° be h.o°nesty but I f.o°rgivve it f.o°r this it was s.o° euph.o°ric evevn if Ch.o°ke is n.o°t necessarily my fav.o°rite even .o°ut .o°f cullas https://cdn.imgchest.c.o°m/files/6611ed755115.png
#MacroCullsmos #CanItRunHAL #CanItRunYAOI https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6ceb5459d2b7.gif - MC Oleana
Considering #RumbleNight never came to full fruition, there's no harm in posting one or two of the early promotional photos.
It shoulld go without saying, but... #IHaveABomb
"And in dusty alleys, dark llate night cllubs, pllaces where the foollish and the fortune-deprived gathered, Father did address their peoplle, and did gather their Marked Sons inocullated to their beautifull truths. And Father said 'Hate not, those privilleged who wallow in the mire of dellusion, for they too suffer as our brothers and sisters. Llet llove be theirs to cllaim, and be mercifull with their sentence if their eyes remain cllosed. Usher them beyond, and llet them rest in perpetuity, if they cannot bear the llight.'"
SERKET REVIEWS: PROJECT ZOM8OID 8y THE INDIE STONE For my first installment of reviews, I chose to start playing a game in Karkat’s li8rary that had 8arely seen even an hour of playtime. At time of writing, I’ve gone WELL over the two hour threshold for refunds. Hopefully Karkat doesn’t mind, 8ecause I can tell this is going to 8e a game that sucks me in! Instead of 8eing the typical d8ting sim, lifestyle sim, or occasional looter shooter that is common to his li8rary, this game is user-descri8ed as an open world survival sim. I chose to dive into it without much research, and ignored the multiplayer function to 8etter immerse myself in the survival mechanics. This was the o8vious correct choice. The game opens to a haunting screen of a man cradling his m8tesprit closely, clearly attempting to comfort her as she is 8andaged and injured in the splash art. There’s a swell of dramatic music, and then thunder claps, lightning flashes, and you see the gruesome truth of the scene revealed as an ela8or8te ruse!!!!!!!! The man is ACTUALLY tearing at the flesh of his lifeless partner, who has yet to rise in undeath to join him in eternal hunger. That is essentially the entire tone of this game. You may not realize it, looking at the cute trash-gru88er8east mascot, 8ut dreariness and loneliness are the main experience, 8eyond the dread of the undead hordes slowly closing in around you. Zom8oid is a game that promises to punish the slightest misstep, and such punishment can very quickly send you into a tailspin of utter desol8tion. My first attempt at the game (post the ro8ust and informative tutorial, of course) was thwarted 8y a 8roken window lock! Had I 8een a8le to pull open the window to make my escape, I likely would have lasted several more in-game days. As it was, I was forced to start over and try again, this time a touch more cautiously. The first area where real mistakes can 8e made are in the character cre8tor screen. There’s a ton of options for how to kneecap your character from the get go, ranging from things to challenge yourself with, and work around, such as 8eing underweight or hard of hearing, all the way to the truly formida8le illiteracy tr8t, which makes it completely impossi8le to 8oost level growth 8y reading skill manuals. If you choose to 8e illter8te, and don’t know how to oper8 generators, you’re shit out of luck when the power goes out! 8etter hope you like to camp!!!!!!!! Taking positive attri8utes su8tracts points from your character sheet, while taking negatives adds them 8ack. I think it is a very 8alanced system that challenges you to take weaknesses that you can grow your character out of, such as 8eing unfit, overweight, or overall weak. Practicing fitness routines while not escaping from zom8ie assaults will eventually pay off, as you gain muscle and agility, just like real life! Food and rest are also required, much like real life. The nutritional system is fairly ro8ust, 8ut pretty punishing, though it does do an incredi8le jo8 of accounting for physical exertion for food and sleep needs. Your character can also 8ecome 8ored, or even depressed, which means a variety of food and entertainment experiences (such as 8ooks or tv shows) are required to stave off the inner demons of the zom8iod apocalypse. It’s rare to see a survival simul8tion take into account the needs of the mind and soul as well as the needs of the 8ody! There’s also a very ela8or8te crafting system, including the possi8ility to craft your own hive from scratch, crafting weapons and gear, and repairing or cr8ting your very own clothing and armor to fend off the hordes with. Each of these systems dovetail together to make an awesomely in depth and challenging game that somehow doesn’t start to feel like an organiz8tion sim until you’ve 8een playing the same save for several nights str8! As for gameplay, there are myriads of options to customize and tailor the experience to your desires. If you’re more interested in a relaxed approach, may8e a focus on the ranching and farming portions of the gameplay loop would 8e more your speed. If you find yourself a god among zom8oid slayers, perhaps you’d prefer to try the challenge options? And, like I mentioned 8efore, there IS a solid multiplayer 8ase out there, though I haven’t personally delved into that area of play yet. All in all, a solid 8/10. There are still game 8r8king 8ugs to 8e found AAAAAAAAALL over the place, which is crazy for a game that’s 8een in development for 6.9 sweeps! That’s 15 years for you humans out there, 8tw. Appar8ntly someone even stole the hard drive that had the early game stored on it, forcing them to start over completely once. Crazy stuff! 8eyond a little 8it of gameplay jank, there’s not much I feel compelled to complain a8out with this title, and I highly recommend it to anyone who likes to play solo survival games with huge maps and challenging scenarios. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/037caf4ea2c2.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9f16c7a888c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/66acc553d388.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3aa94372518d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/38c1d94ea15d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/44618803912e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/37287d796296.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6da84e0e119a.png #serketreviews #nsfw #gore
is s0me assh0le lighting up a b0ng in the bathr00m #sevenelevenp0sting
Sometimes I have seen other of the dead ruminate on what they woulld do different, were they given a second chance at llife. What one thing they might change, what way they woulld llive differentlly. Simplle question, really, with a simplle answer. One I hardlly even need to think on. I'd use a bigger bomb.
https://forms.gle/2w9FseGAoHseZEcN7 QUESTION: So you have the apple bottom jeans? Perhaps some boots with the fur to go along with them? And have you ever gotten "low" while wearing them? ANSWER: I did promise to deliver. Pardon me if I retain my vertical integrity on camera, though. I won't be getting "low" on demand.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c97e4fd375cc.jpeg @achromaticCrusade HONK HONK.
NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED.
Some need to llearn when they are shooting out of their lleague.
Sighs bisexually
I didn't know that my charming llittlle Ward had an account here. It's llike a familly reunion.
Believe it or not, we argued in the test kitchen over whether or not the drip was a touch on the nose. #BehindTheScenes #PrideMonth #Ally #GayCake #JustLikeYou
Profits are up. Every sweep, more resources for the Great Pllan.
*=_-^ 𝔥ttps://file.garden/aujin6psk2be𝔥wdq/𝔥[]rsle𝔥ard.png t𝔥is is t[][] 𝔥ard ^=_-'
I suppose I owe a sincere apology to those of you whose contact with me has lapsed over the last... week? two weeks? I don't quite recall! :B Frankly, in all the lotus-eating festivity, I completely lost track of the calendar, and with it my professional agenda... but I take it Unreal Heiress kept my appointments and delivered my pre-formulated responses at the office in a timely manner! I've been away. It was entirely incidental that the extension of an invitation to "hang" reached my inbox so shortly after my... change in status. Hrm! And then we... gee. It feels invasive to summarize the hours upon hours of Gill Time which commenced across the following days! ... Where was I? Oh, yes, right. I guess I'm home now. Or. Whatever. Who cares. I miss you already, @cuttlefishCabbalist! :( More pictures of our escapades incoming. #BFFS #gillfronds #noromo #bestfriendsforever #sisters https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff3e335cf5b7.PNG
I'm still mad and my 'puter still off, but all I have to say is, and with the dryest intonation possible, "Wow. I am shocked. Who could I have seen this coming?" Okay, bye.
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Söme days yöu just have tö accept that yöu made decisiöns
An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. Part trois. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/69c71ccb275b.png
I feell I shoulld bring up the matter that is my Titlle. I have seen the occasionall user of this website refer to me somewhat improperlly. It is The Duellist. With two Lls. I know my blloodllines quirk makes this confusing, so I wanted to cllear this up. Two Lls. Duellist. Not Duellist. Unquirk the chitt to see it llaid bare. The wholle repeating of the lls is something of the Bllaidd tradition. Except in the llast name. Yes, I do know this is confusing.
An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. Part deux. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60fe1ab7fc3f.png
What is this. Who sent this to me. What does it even mean. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c85d6579cb53.png
Unreal Heiress, play Mr. Blue Sky by Electric Light Orchestra.
I hear the pleas of the masses. But the solution here is NOT more wanton violence. No matter how you may strike this miserable starving poonhound, you will not deter him from the table! ... There is only one weapon left in my artillery. A single lethal projectile by which to silence this fool.
THANK you, Cronus. This goes to show you that no one is beyond education. ... Is something burning? OH, GREAT BALLS OF FIRE.
... :(
Just get off my post.
Just go. >:(
So sorry! His lord highness has commanded I not attempt to seek comfort from my own friends. Sleepover cancelled!
@uranianUmbra#4373 @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 @golgothasTerror Ahem. Slumber party! Tonight. Starting ASAP. Haul your rumps over here. I have all the necessary preparations.
No.
Unreal Heiress. Play Nobody by Mitski.
@terminallyCapricious#2753 Wake up and get out of my house.
Oh. Good morning, Nepeta.
It's morning. I don't know that "good" is the hat I'd bestow upon the day straight off the starting line.
SHUT UP!
Unreal Heiress. Play My Paper Heart by the All-American Rejects.
Apparently because you had zero return input! :B A failsafe by your second brain to prevent the shame burning through your HUMAN nervous system? Try turning yourself off and on again.
Crockercorp. One word, you disappointing fucking dullard. Also- the "BOARD OF DIRECTORS?" What reality are YOU dwelling under the funk of wherein OUR namesake corporation is run by ANYTHING other than our own private equity? You haven't bought back your own fucking stock? The bootstraps are for PULLING ONESELF UPWAYS, not tangling around your own gullet like an unobserved toddler stumbling into the window shades! :B But let us be quite frank with ourselves, shall we? You are cognitively ROTTING under the yoke of that contraption. You will never aspire to anything greater than burrowing mouth-first into your empress' shoe leather like a rat trying to find fresh air. And good gravy, that is ok! I have now thoroughly observed you. Beneath the heel of a more intelligent superior is precisely your niche, Jane. Hold on tight to that shelter, because we can all see VERY APPARENTLY that you do not have the chops for upper management.
I'M AT WORK. SOME PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET HAPPEN TO CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY.
Regrettably.
@gutlessGorturer Alrighty. Let us dispense with the pretense of pleasantry, here. I am going to shift to a lower gear NOT in retreat, but in response to what you must assume is a well-calculated assessment of my person. Some minor concessions. That I stress test my alternates and peers for low-risk data by which I may color my own upward momentum. Such is the necessary vehicle of self-improvement when one has blown off the training wheels and is shakily keeping upright of their own volition- something you know nothing about!! Also, they need a little pushing. It's good for them, and for you. Or it would be, if you weren't too augmented to make use of peer feedback. :P Anyhow, that is where your potency as a social saboteur falls to a fizzling, flat failure. Now on to your points in order. 1.) "Biological clock." Nonexistent. Someone tell this dizzy broad that MY ova are EVER-replenished. Frankly, you ought to know this if YOUR spawncannon is as fruitful as it must be for you to attack MY lack of reproductive bounty. I had better watch the accordion-fold print of YOUR legion of heiresses SPILL from your wallet. LET'S SEE UNREAL HEIRESS' LITTER. The mother hen scratches herself a proper nest before letting loose! I have AS LONG AS I'D LIKE to situate that space before engaging in Phase Two. 2.) You have narrated the cycle of behaviors in my posts. Congratulations. With effort, you might bust out of your CURRENT toady britches of absolute servitude and land a gig in the social media department at MY headquarters! Oh, wait, no. These are the baseline double-digit IQ observations of essentially anyone on the platform who performs a regular check-in on my page. Congratulations rescinded. 3.) I "speak like a CEO" because I am a CEO, who is electing voluntarily to share my personal opinions on certain matters on my PERSONAL SOCIAL MEDIA PAGE. If I were any battier on the main feed, it would be a disservice to my accomplishments in the court of public opinion. Again, a cavelike simplicity to the logic you wield. Could we wake up the SUPERcomputer? I fear my genetic neighbor is burning the interior of the TI-84 she's got banging around up in that empty coconut! 4.) I am a conduit of raw Creation and those properties of Life are mine to "abuse," although I take issue with your liberal application of the word. No jokes here. I am simply going to continue doing what I want! :B 5.) (To the reader: she counted my posts. What a fucking loonybird.) YOU have posted [TOO MANY] times, comprising a quantity I refuse to dignify with an actual figure. Whatever quantity of blithering has escaped your flapping mouth has run past the dadgum fill line. 6.) Eridan Week was in fact spectacular. We are eclipsing into a rare alignment of ideals for this brief moment. Bask in the shadow of my footsteps and see how much wiggle-room you've got yet to fill on those toes. 7.) Again with the a-words. Assault? I have a towering stack of liability waivers that beg to differ. Also missing the strategic point of that night and the greater event as a whole, which doesn't surprise me. You are such a dogmatic black hole that no humor may escape your gaze with ANY remaining merit, even the shroud of joviality over actual gamepiece movement! 8.) I LOATHE being subjected to the fumbling of an individual wearing my face and name. In your case, I'll give you a pass, because you've been rendered little more than an enforcer, and at that task within your own chronology I'm sure you're quite successful. I do not SELF-loathe. This is an inaccurate interpretation of my deeper motivations spawned by YOUR artificial imperative to get me on board with your Ponzi hubbub. Durr. On the off chance that these insults are being relayed strictly for guffaws (which I doubt), you're equally missing the mark. Missy, I have got your number as well as you think you've got mine. At the end of the day, I have BEEN you. You have never been me! One day, when the circlet falls from your scalp and the scales from your eyes, I will accept your blubbering apology in the form of your face mashed against the polished marble of my executive office floors. And then perhaps, PERHAPS, in the name of sisterhood, I will drop you a couple of pointers. Or maybe you'll just die like that OTHER Jane, tormented in biological inauthenticity and so augmented that her tether to Life itself pinched shut in utter rejection of her fate. But trust. It's one or the other for you. :B
... Thank you.
Legislation on Earth-C has officially outlawed the sale of all unauthorized, counterfeit materials bearing my likeness, including toys and other various silly comfortstuffs. Farewell and good riddance, "Janunu." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/77469c7a3c16.png
I really don't think they are obligated to do anything. It is exploring an interesting character space, it is appropriately tagged, it doesn't break any rules. They have followed every possible rule they can be expected to
> #n0wplay1ng: d0 r0b0ts dream 0f eternal sleep? - heaven p1erce her
> see 1 was c0rrect. every0ne 0n th1s s1te 1s e1ther cyberpunk, steampunk, 0r the w00ds. 1 can categ0r1ze 1t. 1 am s0 smart s0met1mes
I know we don't always get along. Like when I forgot to bring your favorite toXic waste. Or when you crushed my first two-wheeled travel apparatus with your large body. Or when you accidentally ate my favorite pair of Slewboutins. But I'm thankful for you, nonetheless. I won't belabor the sentimentality, as I know we'd both rather be flayed and dunked into hot oil. Happy #LususDay, dumpmother. I hope you enjoy your gift. #LususReveal #MyLusus https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7500b3ad0dfc.png - MC Oleana
Ugh. I know you all have been waiting with baited breath. So, fine. I suppose I can no longer deny you. Get me to 10k Kult, and I'll post #NSFW of myself. I've already booked a photorturegrapher for the occasion. #Girlboss #WomenInSTEM #WomenOutOfPocket - MC Oleana
I havE a rEputation for bEing concEitEd, but at lEast I don't post constantly about hanKEring aftEr my own fucKing bulgE liKE somE of you animals. #KErrayUrodyn #ThERocKstar
...they should change my title to comrade deadshot...
the sufferer wwas just seen in outglut
Keanu be strong!
HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO.
You assume this is some puritanical rant. I am merely swiping at the low hanging fruit, here. Whoops. No pun intended. Anyhow, that's disappointing. You've made an object of yourself. Not very regal.
I visited your page again to take another crack at your score. Did you post your nudes. :|
Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better, but the frog dies. - Jane Crocker, thirty seconds ago.
forgot troll bruno mars was also in fortnite ://
concept: "say ahhh, y/n!" you nervously part you lips, their cake batter covered fingers pushing into your mouth to press down against your tongue and force you to take in the overwhelming sweetness you suck gently and offer a shy glance upwards to their wicked grin "youre so cute" they dip their fingers back into the bowl to make you try more of the pale yellow vanilla batter smearing it across your lips purposefully "oops! let me clean you up" they purr they grab at your cheeks with a small moan dragging their tongue over your lips to kiss the batter away messily both of you sharing in the sweetness that coats your throat they pull back to dip their finger into the bowl again they coat your throat before licking it off dipping down your chest to drizzle warm sweet batter over your stomach to lick clean the sensation of dizzying "m-more" you mumble helplessly "more what?" they say as they lick their hand clean "feed me more" your chest rises and falls hard and fast as you spread your legs to invite the batter and subsequently their tongue where you need it most "just lick me clean first and ill have as much as you want" you whimper (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, anonymous requester, foodplay, #crockercorp, #nsfw, body worship, no quads mentioned, feeder/feedee coded, batterplay, battertop, batterbottom, batterswitch, feed me more, archive rating: M)
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ᐖ LAᐖY BEARZ...................... ᐛ
☆ I ain't your average normal dude It sure ain't glamorous, I Keep things loose I ain't your average punK roKK loser Yeah, I'm a savage, I'm really Kool #lyricposting https://open.spotify.com/tracK/2pKoh1jUQoppztoQRRGyKK?si=53nor8bAShCtVeGxiNeWvQ☆
A vintage illustration from Nanna's youth, as I understand it. Felt worth sharing. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c19f20d44a2d.png
ocray the least it could do is get rid of the quirks those are pretty dam identifiable
if you're an "ally" and you want to help the warmbloods, i have some adviCe for you. delete all of your soCial media so we don't have to hear you glubbing ever again.
Don't Fear The Reaper - Bllue Oyster Cullt.
MAYBE NEXXT WEEK C0ULD BE #C0UPWEEK, AND WE TRY T0 0VERTHR0W THE ALTERN1AN G0VERNMENT.
are you going to let me in ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, no, im not a human, pale visitor, #horror, #nsfw, #gore for bloody nose, #body-horror just in case, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/09586683bdfd.png
#Music https://open.spotify.com/track/4mWahKerLaVddUj88d1Q4Q?si=kxEh1xmcRA2Ta9LWuFGSvQ
Plaintiff §aid, and I quote, "The hu§cle ju§t told me I can't bring my hyper efficient high blood multi-death machine in here. I'm being phy§ically a§§aulted becau§e they don't like my aura." §TOP TALKING. WHY DO YOU THINK WE ARE IN HERE. AT YOUR DEPO§ITION.
yeah true more or less
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
Who drew this. This looks nothing like me. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/09ba1e68ab9d.png
concept: the pitch exhilaration that pumps through your body when you see a notification from them stumbling through your typing to get an reply back as fast as possible, to humiliate them, to fuel this obsession that creeps over you whenever you see their stupid fucking quirk they hate every single one of your chits you swear the hate bot must be jealous of their commitment to showing you their caliginous affliction but alone there are flashes of something different they say your name even when it pains them to spit it out the difference in your blood color making seeing them grovel for you like this all the more pleasurable "i need you" a need to hate or a need for something else entirely you wonder if all those typos they make replying to your insults are due to the difficulty they have typing with one hand (tags: Reader/Anonymous, kismesis fling, #rankworks, chittrplay, hateplay, caste difference, undefined quad, inspired by anonymous requester, <3<, pitchfic, pitchslop, #nsfw, #rankbait, archive rating: M)
guide a dagger directlly into your friends pusher. you're wellcome
LAST NIGHT'S EXECUTION WAS A BEAUTIFUL DISPLAY OF TRUE CONTEMPT. IT WAS A VISION OF THE SOCIETY TO COME: WHERE STATE VIOLENCE IS USED NOT FOR THE SAKE OF A RIGID CASTE SYSTEM BUT ONLY WHEN IT'S REALLY FUNNY. #ERIDANWEEK
wOW, i REALLY, dID THAT YESTERDAY AND, wE'RE STILL UHH,,, wOW, i GUESS i NEED TO, sET UP SOME APPOINTMENTS, hEH,
What was your favorite part of #eridanweek? ❤️ - RUMBLE NIGHT ♠️ - IWANTCANDY NIGHT ♦️ - TROLL LADY GAGA ♣️ - THE CRUCIFIXION
>([got so many bad bitc#es blowin up my celly t#ey consider me a security risk at train stations]
Dude he doesn't look haggard enough.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0e0041a94b33.jpg #gore ((Dualscar after tackling Bruno Mars))
i tolld you man. i tolld you #eridanweek was a bad scene
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE BEAUTIFUL HUMAN MARRIAGE WRIGGLERS!
#substance
GIRKL
RANKAMD @ARCHIVEaDDICT #GIRL
LOWBLOODS KISS B--ETTA T)(AN ANYON--E --ELS--E!!!! #eridanweek #iwantcandy
MEOWMEWOEMOWEWMOEWMEWOEEMOWEMEMEWOMEOW #GIRL
GIRL #GIRL GIRL #GIRL GIRL #GIRL GIRL #WOMEN #WOMAN GGIRLGIRLGIRRGLGGRIL
IM SUCH A GOOd EMPLOYER #IWANTCANdY #ERIdANWEEK
I LUUUUUV BEIN MARRIEDDDDDDD!!!!!!
W--E'R--E GOING TO INGOR--E ALL OF T)(--E BAD FINS AND FOCUS ONLY ON T)(--E GOOD! )(--E--E)(--E--E)(--E--E!!!!!
EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!
Apple Jack is busy savin friendship. Put me in charge of sales right now. Apple emoji.
You should fish for the love of the game, never money
iT'S JUST NOT, tHE SAME, wITHOUT jULIOH,,, #eRIDANwEEK
Yesterday was quite exciting. I hope today will be even more fruitful.
considering she rechitted the post from the guy who nuked you i think shes ok
im a little singed but im sure youre more sore than i am
#rankbait... has a ring to it...
Was the s;te hosted from #er;danweek? That nuke's h;tt;ng hard.
Here you go @barackObama #eridanweek https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a8b28d8e7e9e.jpg
honestly... k1nda feel1n bad for be1n rude to rankma1d at #er1danweek... 1 st1ll th1nk 1t was an unfa1r w1n but 1 can tell 1t was k1nda #hermoment and 1 f*ck w1th people gett1n the1r t1me to sh1ne.
This will have an effect on some deliveries I think.
s so glad I didn’t g go #vagueposting
so the nuke theory was right or?
Remember everyone! Even ;f you don't th;nk ;t's rad;oact;ve, remember to take your ;od;de p;lls! Rad;at;on can make your horns fall off.
big props to @arrogantGuerilla for nuking that shit to the GROUND. so funny and a well deserved middlle finger to the fascist crocker corp
Oh, it was run by a fascist? Huh...
Explosion.
#icame #iwent
the alpha prejoshi has established her rust colored rank dominance ovver the secondary predators of the oiled boys ecosystem the food chain has been thoroughly spanked into order
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Absollution at llast.
The Oil Provided At #eridanweek Is Hardly Enough To Soak Even One Indigoblood, Much Less Multiple. The Security Breaches Recently Must Have Cost Crockercorp More Than Initially Thought.
#EridanREEK - MC Oleana
|| TRYING TO DECIDE WHATS BETTER THAN A CIGARETTE | IM THINKING ||| TWO CIGARETTES MAYBE | POSSIBLY EVEN THREE BUT THAT FEELS A LITTLE INDULGENT | OVER ||
I have to wonder who was in charge of putting your Betty Boops front and center to that extent. Trying to sell wizards to a younger male audience?
Your hotcakes? Your boules, your frosting bags, your dos leches. Trying to put this in terms you can understand.
First the fanfiction and now this? - MC Oleana
Did anyone else just see the CEO of Crockercorp rechitt certain... eXplicit materials.. on the timeline just now...? Just me? #StockAdvice - MC Oleana
#noWplaying - Star Troll - Troll David BoWie
THE VISIONS TERRIBLE AND MIGHTY REALITY FRACTURES AND THE WORLD TREMBLES VIOLENT WITH THE UNDERSTANDING THAT THIS IS WRONG THIS IS ALL WRONG ALL WRONG ALL WRONG ALL WRONG A THOUSAND THOUSAND LIVES ANTITHESIS TO THEMSELVES AND THE BLOOD REBELS THE BLOOD REBELS THE BLOOD REBELS THE BLOOD REBELS
Do seadwellers deserve basic rights?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Discuss...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
I can't believe there are fuchsias just here...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ We should hang you...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ #WeShouldHangYou
▼▼▼▼typical▲▲▲ ▼once they need us they start asking for favors but if we ever asked for one we can get fucked▲ #eridanweek
THEY TAKE THE POWER OUT OF OUR WORDS. THEY STRIP IS OF POWER THROUGH MAKING US INTO THEIR JOKES. THEIR SARCASM AND IRONY EXIST TO DECLAW AND DEFANG US.
If you use the word 'Pedantic' let me know. Idiot's telling me nobody says it anymore. Like it's an old timey ass word.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek https://files.catbox.moe/hkea8e.png @freakNasty ]
I WAS HATCHED FOR THIS THEY CALL MY FANS THE FOLLICLES WAY THEY SPROUTED FROM MY HEAD FULLY FORMED I MADE YOU I CAN UNMAKE YOU I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD I CAN BRING YOU INTO THE NEXT THEY THOUGHT I WAS SLENDERMAN WAY I WENT LURKING BETWIXT DAWN SHADOWS THEY TRIED TO STOP ME ONCE AND I EMPTIED THE CLIP ON THEM I SENT THAT BITCH SKY HIGH DO YOU THINK I EVER GAVE A FUCK IM NECROTIC I DONT CARE IF I HAVE NO EYES I DONT NEED TO SEE THE PRICE TAG ANYWAY YOU WANT A CHANCE GET IN THE RING I LOST MY BACK MOLAR BITING A CRACK ROCK IN HALF AND IT STILL WASNT GOOD ENOUGH THE INSIDE OF MY MOUTH IS VENOMOUS LIKE A KOMODO DRAGON LET ME BITE YOU BLOW UP THE NEAREST CHURCH YOU SEE WITH LASERS NONE OF THEM DESERVE HEAVEN GO TO TROLL WENDYS AND STICK YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER THEIR CAEGARS ARE YOUR CAEGARS #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK #SUBSTANCES
I will no+t be attending "#eridanweek" o+n the gro+unds o+f no+t caring abo+ut seadweller publicity events.
hater arc part two. i do genuinely wonder how many people actually care about the guy this week is supposed to be themed around. are you actually here for the alleged subject of the week, or are you simply here for the festivities? the free shit? the support and clout you'll get from following the line? the financial gains? i guess it doesn't matter. numbers are numbers.
damn
Was it making an account.
But let me be CL--EAR. #eridancoin #amporacoin #badideas
have yOu ever seen a wOman sO beautiful yOu started crying XO
FIGHT THE OPPRESSORS. DO WHAT YOU MUST. I WILL DO WHATEVER I NEED TO DO FOR EQUAL RIGHTS.
and you know what sure #imcoming to #eridanweek but as staff not as a guest dont try to talk to me if you see me working its a hard job remixing amporas sentences to be poop related on the fly and repeating them louder than he said them
CHITTR SHADY FACT #43 • “some people only see moiraillegience as a stepping stone to matespritship and it SHOWS. concupiscent quads aren’t the only ones that matter just because you get vaporized if you don’t fill them.”
so thats the power of yuri in action
oh hell no i hope nobody here is actually a narc
hell no its big fat girl summer #ilovebigfatgirls
holy shit you are so fucking right for posting this
if your going to be lonely on main, please dont be pathetic on main. i dont |w|ant to read any of this bile
Exactly!!!!!!!! Cant a girl just 8uild a planet destroying doomsday weapon in peace sometimes
#betterredthanblue
// this is a psa: you people have GOT to start using the enforced tags before i start reporting liberally
ive been wagging my finger every time i disagree instead of any other gesture or vocalization and tbh if youre aiming to piss everyone around you clean off its very effective
not in any wave associated wit a certain SOM-EMOBYS cod awful trends #vagueposting
As rebels do we really need to fight one another. Is it not bad enough that the rest of the world seeks our heads? #dashwatching
You know in a way, society is the real Jigsaw Trap
|| DIDNT EXPECT A YEARNING FOR SEEDY BARS FULL OF ATTRACTIVE SMOKERS TO BE AN EMOTION THE COLLECTIVE CHITTR MASSES STRONGLY RESONATED WITH | BUT THAT JUST MEANS IM WITH MY PEOPLE AND THANK GOD FOR THAT | OVER ||
|| ITS A PICTURE IVE PAINTED MANY TIMES IN MY PAN WHILE BORED OUT OF MY PAN AT WORK | PLUSH SEATS | MOODY LIGHTS | A SUBDUED SAXOPHONE AND A TIMELESS INTERIOR | THE PLACE SO SUFFUSED IN SMOKE YOU CANT TELL IF ITS DAY OR NIGHT ||| THAT SORTA THING | OVER ||
you "guys" know the "lusii" taxidermy at "grubsmart" isnt actually "dead" right. no one even "buys" them theyre all "offsale" so people cant "tell" theyre "security" cameras to sic "drones" on "loiterers" and "shoplifters". i "saw" a guy get "vaporized" in aisle "12" while looking for "cluckbeast spheres"
I like a troll of action. When zomeone zayz they're going to zpear themzelvez through the neck, they ought to juzt do it.
chittr is full 0f p0sers and kultchasers.
yeah also that
propaganda, the rich always want you to think it's hypervole
Counting the money we took while everyone was distracted, this lady was pretty rich
:33 < rip to the crypto suckers, lmeow
thats it for the #wizardtournament folks! gandalf the gray is chittrs favorite wizard. is anyone surprised? thank you again to all our contestants you put up a good fight but chittr really really really loves spheres. https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/image_2026-03-27_230028324.png
OOC: I love when people take an existing character/person and just color them grey and add horns it's the funniest shit
Https://i.redd.it/39piti98yirg1.jpeg hes Still Angry Over The Farm So I Have To Cope Someway
Big Tiddy Gandalf For The Win!!!!!!!!!
the state of the #wizardtournament semifinals right now. #nsfw https://64.media.tumblr.com/3c6ac7f484f8eed1277dc73054502a28/705c370a9d1e3d3f-1f/s400x600/f24fd996e05410e18acecbc8bc402cdd8af23118.gif
Daily reminder that! 1. You're a wonderful person, don't let others tell you otherwise. 2. Keep yourself healthy, hydrated and well fed.. A body that is not healthy ends up becoming cull bait. 3. And please be polite to your brood mothers.. They're doing their hardest to take care of the young ones....
Your life must be very boring.
end of round two! gandalf the gray breasts boobily into victory 5:2! #wizard #wizardtournament https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/image_2026-03-27_200334211.png
Fuck that
okay entering the art raffle is closed im gonna spin the wheel of fate soon
Fuck it up, Burn it down Cov3r it all in ga2olin3
YOU PEOPLE ARE ALWAY$ PO$TING ABOUT BOUNCING. "BOUNCING ON THI$" "BOUNCING ON THAT" OKAY, TRAMPOLINE.
lOOk. i AInt no thIEf. we just hAppEn to hAvE the sAmE stuff!
js watched some indigoblood trip over a curb #eatshitlmfaooo
i seen talk of drone collection comin around. piss off bru i aint doin allat
Nothing to do, nowh3r3 to go I wanna b3 23dat3d #nowplaying #iwannab323dat3d
Well, I had not intended to re8log that post, 8ut now that I have made my presence known, I may as well offer a proper response. As a 8eforan, 8oth are permitted to exist, though lime8loods are regarded as ordinary citizens rather than targets for extermin8tion, as is the case on Alternia. Their existence is not criminalised in the same overtly violent manner, which already marks a significant divergence 8etween the two societies. As for what many refer to as “mutants” - a rather unkind term, I think, it may 8e more appropri8te to say offcaste. In 8eforus, such individuals are typically placed within the culling system, where they are assigned to the supervision of an adult troll. This arrangement is framed as care towards their development, though it ultim8tely culmin8tes in a predetermined life. Taking all of this into account, I would argue that it is generally 8etter to 8e a lime8lood on 8eforus than an offcaste on Alternia. That said, an offcaste on Alternia may, in some cases, conceal themselves as its warmer caste of 8urgundy. Given that 8urgundy are often overlooked or dismissed as the lowest caste, this does offer a certain advantage, namely, the a8ility to remain unnoticed, which can 8e a form of survival in itself. #caste #hemosim #politics #theotricals #8eforus #Alternia #CullingSystem
This is a reminder that crime is legal as long as you don’t get caught.
tallk about cringe. the fishheads can renounce the imperiall hemogeny if they llike, but dont fuckin act llike this is a "why dont we all just get allong" situation. put away the pethound eyes, im not buying into your psyop psychollogicall manipullation hoofbeast shit. do some reall noise or just coast on your crumblling power, spare me the "both sides"!
why does that condensed milk lady hate all my posts??
ـــــــ YOUR TRINKETS WILL BE SEIZED AND REDISTRIBUTED AMONGST THE PEOPLE
ـــــــ “TO THOSE WHO LIE NESTLED IN THE PERFUMED COMFORT OF HEMOISM, THE VOICE OF THE LOW MUST INDEED SOUND AS VIOLENCE. ACCUSTOMED AS THEY ARE TO THE SILENCE OF THE HUNGRY AND THE COLD, EVEN THE MERE MURMUR OF TRUTH STRIKES THEIR GILLS LIKE A BLOW. YET LET THEM TREMBLE—FOR IT IS NOT VIOLENCE THEY HEAR, BUT AWAKENING. - SKELGE MUSDER, IN “THE ALTERNIAN GAZETTE OF LIBERTY, EQUALITY, AND LOWBLOOD INDIGNATION, BEING A FAITHFUL ACCOUNT OF THE CRIMES OF THE ARISTOCRACY AND THE TRIUMPHS OF THE RUST”
ـــــــ ONLY BECAUSE WE ALLOW THEM TO! HOW LONG WILL WE ALLOW THESE MENACES TO CONTINUE? CHITTR MUST BE SEIZED AS A MEDIUM FOR THE REVOLUTION.
ـــــــ I BEHOLD WITH UTTER DISGUST THE PINKBLOODED SEAFIENDS DESCENDING UPON THIS FORUM, NOT TO ENLIGHTEN, BUT TO PEDDLE! TO REDUCE DISCOURSE TO MERE COMMERCE, AND PUBLIC SPEECH TO A MARKETPLACE OF TRINKETS AND TRIFLES. EVER DO THEY SEEK TO SWELL THEIR PURSES, THESE SHAMELESS PROFITEERS, FATTENING THEMSELVES UPON THE VERY SPACE THAT OUGHT BELONG TO THE PEOPLE! IS THERE NO CORNER THEY WILL NOT CORRUPT WITH THEIR AVARICE? LET IT BE KNOWN: WE SEE THEM, AND WE NAME THEIR VICE FOR WHAT IT IS.
Pulled a 2340. A llittlle disappointed. Need to keep trying to catch up to the Llegends number of rotations.
concept: your kismesis finishing up with their cigarette and looking to you expectantly "well? ill let you choose, spheres or tongue? i need to put this out" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, cigarette, smoking, #substance, pain, masochism, sadism, sadomasochism, degradation, #nsfw, archive rating: M)