♦ pitied by @auguryAngel
※ NIGHTLY WAGERS: Re: Race 5 @ Cuttlegrin Park. Starter allowance. Claimming optional. Dirt track. - I'mm a bit later than usual tonight. I feel like I've mmissed mmuch of the action at Cuttlegrin, but it simmply can't be helped. I was occupied by mmy conciliatory duties* for mmuch of the evening. I amm STILL stiff fromm the last few hours of laying in that glue-trap for his delight and consolemment. (※ PERSONAL, NOT PROFESSIONAL. YOU MAY *NOT* HIRE ME TO WEAR THE CHEESEFIEND EARS AND LAY IN A GLUE TRAP, AND ASKING ME TO DO SO IS TANTAMOUNT TO ASKING ME TO COMMIT PALE INFIDELITY. Thank you.) - Anyways. Boxed exacta on 9 and 8. This is the play they like to call "The Helpmmeet's Little Treat." - * No. 9: RiversCuollmmo (M/L=10), No. 8: Lammplady Dont (M/L=9/2) - Much to consider before the race starts. What does your ticket say? <> c3< #BeforusBigBets #BeforusBigBries
Th£y lik£, should l£t m£ lik£ find you and lik£ cull you.
- It's OK. - We've all done things we aren't proud of.
※ NOTICE: Please stop pitying mmy "Chitts". I was previously one of the mmost highly sought-after intermmediaries on Beforus. That's not very pitiful. - Also, I amm literally winning right now. Hashtag, not pitiful.