♦ pitied by @auguryAngel
!! CROWD WORK !! I, also known as *THE* Trycks Treats, have 272 followers on Chittr dot ing! Which means, if you are *NOT* following me: ask yourself *WHY*!!!! *AND* then change your mind.
!! LUCK BE A NONBINARY TONIGHT !! Hahaha, obviously they/them nook!!!
Yes. They are very silly. I am not silly.
🌳🌳🌳you🌳must🌳mature.🌳🌳🌳
🌳🌳🌳their🌿consumption. they🌲are🍄unfit🌲for🌿me.🌳🌳🌳
I thought the cigarette was SUPPOSEd to signify ... Hrm...
!! FOR MY NEXT TRICK I'LL NEED A VERY SPECIAL VOLUNTEER !! I love it!!!! *AND* hate/mediate/pity it! You look great!!!!!!!!!!!!! My healing angel! My audience plant! My reason for living! My special someone! My snugglehopbeast! My schmoopsiepoo! My sweetiekins! My kismespritrailstice! My partner commandsr! My lucky charm!
!!! LUCK BE A NONBINARY TONIGHT !!! HOLY FUCK!
nevwer trust a dame.
ghhh guh ghuu ghuh guh... P... Please j... Join us... F...fore the snrghhh. Ghhh,,, for the burial ANd wake of little m--m-m-m-mister on j-july 7, 8 P P Pm human EST ghhhhh #PuPPets #dEATH #funeral #mayhismemorybeablessing #iwillneverforgetyoulittlemister #loss #thewakeofmarvelouslittlemister httPs://i.imgur.com/4WNNzEz.Png -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
!! FOR MY NEXT TRICK I'LL NEED A VOLUNTEER TO GET SAWN IN HALF !! WHY WOULD YOU SAY THIS.
!! THIS IS YOUR CARD !! THERE WILL BE CELEBRATION IN THE STREETS WHEN YOU DIE!!!!
8888/ cull me now atp
I'm Imp rest By Rhe Rid ick you loose Amount Of Tech That Merse e Play ors Use.
!! SOLITAIRE !! I have a degree from Troll Juilliard.
!! *THIS* *IS* *YOUR* *CARD* !! BE THERE! OR BE SQUARE!
!!! CROWD WORK !!! Hope you all have tickets to see me LIVE at the *FRESHGLUT CITY PERFORMING ARTS CENTER* this wipeend at at 4:30AM Saturnight *AND*/or 1:30AM on Moonnight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE WILL MAGIC LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE..! CARD TRYCKS, HOPBEASTS, JUGGLING, THAT TRICK WITH THE INTERLOCKING *AND* DETACHING RINGS, COMPLIMENTARY CANDY, WHAT MORE COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT?!?!
ACId rain just took out my emPloyee of the wiPe fuuuuck ?Who's looking for a Promotion?
tf are prong's
!! SURVEIL 7 !! Why does everyone keep asking me why I'm not a "legislacerator"!!!!!! I'm a STAR of the STAGE *AND* OTHER STAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/a𝐋r new rhymes hit the t𝐋 𝐋mk wht u think n stream this on my soundshroud tonite 🔥 /grabbin on ur bitch ca𝐋𝐋 me mister 𝐋ike incredib𝐋e certified cupegoon n my hoofbeasts stay unbettab𝐋e nvr stick around but my shit stay unforgettab𝐋e got ur chick on me for sweeps cuz runnit stay impenetrab𝐋e when i take a shot i b 𝐋ike drones jus crushin on them 𝐋imes if i ever need a bump i just b rippin on my 𝐋ines throw ur bitch a hea𝐋thy paycheck i b dropping her my dimes n she kno who she gon turn to when she's 𝐋ookin for a time u kno runnit stays on top cuz in the rift i do my shid ur 𝐋ookin 𝐋ike my 𝐋ane of choice ofc u 𝐋ookin mid take a𝐋𝐋 my posts straight fr n u kno tht i don't kid n when ur ma𝐋ding at ur screen i kno ur bout to f𝐋ip ur fuccin 𝐋id /#nsfw #substances
/do u guys think i gotta go to the medicu𝐋𝐋er for this 𝐋o𝐋 https://cdn.imgchest.com/fi𝐋es/1f217a4c7616.png
!! SHOWING THE AUDIENCE AN UNMARKED DECK !! There appear to be pros *AND* cons to this platform's strange access across the multiverse! Notably the largest pro is that everyone seems to know my name!!! Notably the largest con is that rather than this being due to my own celebrity it is because in another timeline I have a social media addiction. But RECOGNIZABILITY is BRANDING is FAME, one way or another!!!!!!!!!!
!! SHUFFLING UNDER THE TABLE !! (Being the most dignified entertainer on Beforus is a little like winning on a pair of twos.)
!! THIS IS MY CARD !! Sorry, I *LOVE that about you!!!!!!!!!!!
!!! CARDS ON THE TABLE !!! I like that about you!!!! It's great to be NEEDED!!!!!!!!
!! TAP, SACRIFICE: !! WHY DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME *AND* MY DARLINGEST DEARIEST LOVELIEST SWEETEST PERFECTEST SEXIEST FUNNIEST NEEDIEST WONDERFULEST AWESOMEST GAMINGEST BESTEST FANTASTICEST SEXIEST SLPENDIDEST NONBINARIEST LIFE PARTNER?!?!?!?!!
!! TWISTING MY WRIST TO REVEAL A FLOWER !! What a bombshell babe!!! What a gorgeous grenade!!!! What a ton of curvalicious C4!!!!! What a rack!!!!!! Wowzers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i can't go 2 da beach 8888( fuck my life
/crazy tip for sett p𝐋ayers jus dropped it's ca𝐋𝐋ed taking ur fuccin prongs outta ur nook whi𝐋e u p𝐋ay #nsfw
!! FOR THIS NEXT TRICK I'LL NEED A VERY SPECIAL VOLUNTEER !! Oh!!! Honeypie!!!! Sweetiedoodle!!!!!!!!! DARLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/nobody does it 𝐋ike her fucccccc she's goated fr https://cdn.imgchest.com/fi𝐋es/22dfabcde630.jpg
/yeh gimme the over𝐋ay that makes me fee𝐋 𝐋ike i got my pupi𝐋s 𝐋asered
/a𝐋r here's another runnit rap 𝐋ock in on my soundshround 𝐋ater tonite n stream this shit /if ur gir𝐋 hardstuck p𝐋at ain't no prob𝐋em queue with me if shawty tweakin on shaco ain't no prob𝐋em bui𝐋d ad if i'm fee𝐋in kinda down there ain't no prob𝐋em smokin weed be 𝐋ike scoobie w the doobies whi𝐋e i runnit on the beat if i had to change my name i'd take that "faker" shit for free get dun up inside my costume 𝐋ike my shit was ca𝐋𝐋ed "sneaky" if ur 𝐋istening to my f𝐋ames n askin wtf is up w me jus kno i duped u hard enuff to hear deep cuts abt the 𝐋eague /#substances
cuz
/bruh 𝐋ook at u n then 𝐋ook at me u r not me
i dunnoo what a coosplay is but i hate it
cross(???) examination: What
blAstIng the kAtamarI sOundtrAck OvEr my buggy spEakErs in the gAragE to get my rOommatE to wAkE up. i can't tell if it's wOrkIng. do i go lOudEr
i MIGHT be gettin sick which is da worst actually bc i have SHITE to do
※ NIGHTLY WAGERS: Re: Race 5 @ Cuttlegrin Park. Starter allowance. Claimming optional. Dirt track. - I'mm a bit later than usual tonight. I feel like I've mmissed mmuch of the action at Cuttlegrin, but it simmply can't be helped. I was occupied by mmy conciliatory duties* for mmuch of the evening. I amm STILL stiff fromm the last few hours of laying in that glue-trap for his delight and consolemment. (※ PERSONAL, NOT PROFESSIONAL. YOU MAY *NOT* HIRE ME TO WEAR THE CHEESEFIEND EARS AND LAY IN A GLUE TRAP, AND ASKING ME TO DO SO IS TANTAMOUNT TO ASKING ME TO COMMIT PALE INFIDELITY. Thank you.) - Anyways. Boxed exacta on 9 and 8. This is the play they like to call "The Helpmmeet's Little Treat." - * No. 9: RiversCuollmmo (M/L=10), No. 8: Lammplady Dont (M/L=9/2) - Much to consider before the race starts. What does your ticket say? <> c3< #BeforusBigBets #BeforusBigBries
Th£y lik£, should l£t m£ lik£ find you and lik£ cull you.
- It's OK. - We've all done things we aren't proud of.
※ NOTICE: Please stop pitying mmy "Chitts". I was previously one of the mmost highly sought-after intermmediaries on Beforus. That's not very pitiful. - Also, I amm literally winning right now. Hashtag, not pitiful.