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࣪⊹₊˚{ oh my gosh! whaaaat! the masquerades OVER already???? but how are going to solve the REEL mystery of the day: like, how did this picture of these two suspicious fishies get onto my palm husk? dont these medicullers have a JOB to get to???? }9u9{ }9u9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ whaleeee! if youre ever looking four the good docterror + the nurse shark again, PLEASEEEE give @carbonatedCaravanserai + me a call! so we can be soooo TIDALLY CONFUSED aboat it too! like! who even is that!!!! }>7<{ }>7<{ #outglutmasquerade #hicacontent #medicullercore #workplaiceaffairs }˚₊⊹ ࣪
all of you b1tchbeasts and nooksuckers W1SH you had my ass on tap #th1rstpost1ng #suggest1ve ((art by sarcasmprod1gy!
it was really bad blonde and pink
i would have been a shiny buneary back when i dyed my hair for the first time ever
V5: Hey so since fight night was what it said on the tin, I can only assume this is where you all go to share colds? Maybe even the flu if it's in season?
/goreg𝐋ed gay chud n this wuz the first pic to cum up fr 𝐋mfaooooo 💯💯 we r nvr getting out of the subgrub 🔥 @irrefutab𝐋edeca𝐋ogue https://cdn.imgchest.com/fi𝐋es/025f63cf293c.png
Some Of You Are Too Worried About " Getting Laid " When You Should Be Worried About Developing A Personality, Send Chitt. #suggestive #nsfc #goodlight
"how may i shape your windpipe?"
#NEONOOK MONDAY, #NSFW
⚇ I won't even use all my quirk for this one. Show this shit the respect it deserves lmfao. --- To Kiss The Sun, Chapter 12 -- Fear and Longing "WE HAVE TO RUN, KULLEO!" The stars had already begun to disappear overhead as spilled orange Faygo stained the sky in rich hues as the sun began to rise. I stared in awe at the break of day, like a cuspidated grimalkin stuck in the headlights of a scuttlebuggy I felt trapped to the spot, my body shaking. I'd never seen anything so beautiful before, so thoroughly romantic. "This is what you get to see every day...?" I whispered to Fallan, eyes managing to turn away from the sunrise just enough to see the glitter of her pallid skin in the glow of its rays. She looked beautiful, even beyond the life that had long drained from her eyes, my cemetery girl stood shining brilliant in the dawn. Her eyes fell on me in that moment and we both knew, that everything we'd been through, everything we'd endured had all been worth it for the flush that we now shared between one another. The persecution, the pusherache, the daytime we now ran from...it was all worth it just so that we could stare at one another in this glorious moment and know we were two halves of one whole, just as the Messiahs prophecized! Okay, Isidor interjecting here. I might have to take them up for a little bit of blasphemy here but hey, the prose is pretty damn good, right? Kulleo is one hell of a writer! Okay back to the story: The moment was broken by my own traitorous wince as the sun's rays began to sting the top of my horns. It was bearable on the strong keratin, but once it touched the softer chitin of my face... "I told you, we need to hurry!" Fallan insisted, grabbing me by the hand and using all of the strength left in her to drag me back towards the shelter of the blackout tree, who's leaves would keep us completely obscured until night fell once more. We ran, managing to make the top of the trunk just as daylight singed the slightly exposed skin on my ankles, though I dragged it up just in time to avoid the worst of it. My sigh of relief came for both of us, for despite Fallan's lack of cardiovascular function, I could see the comfort plain on her face now that we were safe in the treetops. Peering over the side of the tree branch we'd perched ourselves on, I could see the sunlight bleaching the bottom of the tree in stark white, while further up the trunk remained its tell-tale stygian color. "We're safe for now" I murmured, allowing myself a moment to relax as I lay myself down on the thick branch, allowing my eyes to close as exhaustion pulsed in waves over my skin. "Emphasis on the for now part. As soon as the sun comes down, they're going to come looking for you again." I heard Fallan shuffle on the branch next to me, before feeling the brush of their old, raggedy shirt against my arm. She had lay down next to me, the cold of her skin atypical for one who had once been a warmer blood than I. I still sometimes watched, fascinated, as old, coagulated teal oozed from an open wound. I often wondered, in those moments, whether or not she could still be used for paint. Did her blood regenerate? Would wounds heal? There was just so much we didn't know... "...How long can we keep doing this, Kulleo?" her hoarse, raspy voice was taught with emotion. "How much longer until the ragrippers finally catch up with us? Or...Or a threshie squad manages to make good on their threats? Or the mercenaeronauts try to collect my bounty? This was never going to work! We're not meant to..." She paused, and though tears no longer flowed from her dead eyes, I knew that her soul was crying. I think that's about enough of airing out my student's writing on here. Gotta save some for its SlayO3, right? lmaooo. Hopefully this teaches it to make sure its sending the *right* document in future. ⚇
Been re-watching some of the footage from the Guttercade last night. I cant help it; i keep laughing my ass off at how shitty so many of you are at bowling. But there's hope! You can come back in two wipes and try to beat your record :). ((credit to @deathlessDeadwood 4 the lovely art!)) #guttercade #selfie
>([saw t#is dude at t#e party i aint know w#o t#e #ell #e is but decided to make #im in wwe] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/8c40deb018e1.png #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/41a8586628dc.png]
Good lord. Whether or not you ideologically APPROVE of The Felt as an institution, could the naysayers button their stupid slack mouths? All you are doing at this point is degrading the effort to host and advertise a communal event by a relatively low-ranking, arguably WELL-MEANING toady who is personally mixing your cocktail and fixing your snack. If you think you could do better, I encourage you to try. Otherwise, shut the fuck up, buster! :B
"But you didn't mean me, did you?" ... Oh, CERTAINLY not, dear heart.
Happy 8/8.
If luck be a lady then shes one ornery gal because what in the sam hill man. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d6a7414d7da2.jpg
Veeery funny, Oddy. Very funny. I'll take over the music posting from here. Just one last one 4 the road. LET'S HEAR IT 4 THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE'S 4REIGN POLICY!!!!
tHIS IS, mY cHITTR HOT TAKE, mAYBE BUT, i THINK i WOULD FEEL WEIRD, bEING W1TH SOMEONE WHO, kEEPS POSTING ABOUT, "GIRL BULGE," (aND i AM NOT TAGGING THAT, oN PURPOSE), aLL THE TIME, i WOULD GET, aNXIOUS ABOUT IT, i THINK LIKE, wOULD THEY STILL LIKE ME, aND WANT TO BE WITH ME, iF MY HORMONES, aFFECTED 1T OR, iF i GOT BOTTOM SURGERY OR, eVEN IF i JUST, dON'T PUT OUT AND, g1VE THEM ACCESS TO IT? aND DO NOT, sTART TALKING TO ME, iN THE COMMENTS ABOUT, tROLL BIOLOGY BECAUSE, i KNOW, yOU KNOW, wHAT i MEAN, yOU KNOW? #NSFW #isHOULDnOTbEsURPRISED #tHATbEINGoBJECTIFIEDcOMES #wITHbE1NGawOMAN
Dont get me wrong im all for the cinematic jaunts of mister singer and his rowdy boy bunch and id *never* razz the artistic inclinations of those hollywood bigwigs but i do so wish theyd kept mystiques penchant for skulls! I mean its just a helluva pun to have such a leading lady decked to the nines in her fashions of SKULLduggery. Get it??
...oh!
Ok! Well its kind of like i was her first bestie so.
Meeting the fricken replacement i suppose.
I cant stay mad at a goof like that!
Hi. :/
#BFF #:( https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff7d1cc571de.gif
Youre so wise tavvy aw. :)
Precisely!!
Sometimes when a mountain is put into perspective it just becomes a mole hill! Who wouldda thunk.
<:|
Umm...
I toss my two cents in and suddenly the whole fricken fountain is clogged huh. I was under the impression that that scallywag was just the ol ar-bot in disguise but phooey me for trying to think with my noodle and not my doodle or whatever.
Whats the rub dude i thought we were taking up arms against the big bad!
On principle kind of!
Sorry for the juniorheads in the audience but some things simply must be said.
Not to harsh the vibes of every fella cottoning to the corners of this lil fudge junior nonsense but i dunno if he was so much a real guy with real pizzazz as he was a real piece of WORK.
Oh janey. With your cooking i wouldnt be able to stop myself from boogieing!
Too long!
Oh unreal heiress get this junk joint jumping.
If you think one like isnt a lot just imagine another fella in the room sitting really close to you going gee whilikers that was a good one.
Im learning so many colors in the comments here dude its like blues clues in here.
Successful pancake flip. Yep! I bet youre green over there. Not everyone can do it the way ol jake does.
Everyones wetting their britches about a dude getting tootsweet on the timeline. Tighten your belts boys thats usually how it is for him! #vaguepost #NOTvaguepost #missingmyfishing
I dunno if your brofy meant all that much if some random ol ragamuffin is taking you to the wayside.
:/
Well this is just plum embarassing for me.
You know it my girl up top with the slop.
You know a dude likes to break out the good chow on a hellacious friday! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/feb859506377.jpg
Push it push it!
The mutts in this case!
PARDON!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
Everythings coming up english!
Gotta go! Me and the ol bffeferi are playing table pong! Instead of doing shots every time we win we take little sips of ice cream from the flower of a hibiscus. Toodles!
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Coming where? :)
Reminding me of my new pal @cuttlefishCabbalist ! This dudes eating corn through a picket coral fence to boot too. Heh. Hes like if the two of us mixed and made something funky! https://i.pinimg.com/736x/5b/10/9d/5b109d8067eeb0bb8f9d1cd05d24272a.jpg
I dunno! Its always a little funny seeing a bunch of random dick tom and harrys razz those of the striderian kin. Ought to have the ability to throw tomatoes at the screen.
Its like france and stuff!
I wonder how many honest to goodness fellas assume im of the european steeze strictly by the way i get on about the web. I think im just more mush mouthed than anything. Personally anyway!
Oh jade. You always know just what to say to cheer a fella up. Hey is your icon off kilter or is it just me seeing things a little screwy.
some experiences arent for everyone! i think it is totally okay for you to explore life at your own pace without feeling too weird about not sharing some experiences with your alternates. i know that i dont really want to share some of those experiences mine have had... -_-
Well durr yeah i think being someones skippy ol pappy is the worst it can get.
Frankly i guess im a little green about all these clam happy englishes running tootsweet with their happily claimed ankle biters. I thought for a long time maybe i was incapable of junk like that but maybe it really is just a *me* thing. Like maybe other mes have got their noggins screwed on straight and im stuck in the muck being some kind of silly boy about the little things.
Huh?
Pour one out for our pals of the olden era. Instead of jonesing it up with your best guys on the web about your various whackadoodle interests you were just called ol johnny pervert and shipped to the nut house.
True!
How come the consort kingdom aerospace center hasnt gotten a howdy do back about their big top bottle rocket race featuring a ship in your likeliness? Good heavens to betsy milady these scaly sonuvas and bubble blowing big brains are primed on their adorable little haunches!
Not like that!
This is why i trust my most hearty and ineffable squeeze! My firmest and snuggest gal pal were just two bugs in a rug.
CAN THE RAPSCALLIONS ABOVE ME KEEP THEIR BRITCHES ON.
:(
They only have four fingers janey you must excuse their slapdash craftsmanship. They simply didnt mean to give you a big ol loogie and a fat little bottom.
Me and you tav maybe its a page thing.
Say does anyone start to sweat when theyre alone for no good reason or is it just me.
You cant just have a one man harlem shake...
Happy pride month folks!!
Nobody ever wants to chow down on ol jakes sweet potato and asparagus casserole.
Every time i turn up to some klatch i get this kind of overhanging presence like theres some humbug shooting me the heebie jeebies. At first i thought it was a sponsor hot on my tail and trying to trap my fur for falling off the wagon but ive come to find that its actually probably nothing at all! And im just being kind of hypervigilant for no reason.
It brings a tear to my eye to hear folks take "our boys in blue" as some tip of the hat towards the boys with a badge and *not* an inclusive shoutout to our (very) fine fellas up and down the middle gradient of the (caddish) (NOT good) hemospectrum.
Peeping through the looking glass sure does make me feel wonky. Most of you long in the tooth born and bred alternians are regular gluttons for violence but my good pal (earth c ways) is named bagell britch and all they do is kindly serve up the deli day in and day out. I wonder if earth c trolls are just born a little softer or if youve all secretly got an epic heart of gold hidden beneath your social fritz and bloodthirsty fiddlefaddle...
Yall wear clothes every other time? Maybe I don't know what an orgy is.
HAHAHAHAHA THIS DINGUS JUST CRASH BANDIDOXXED HIMSELF ROUND OF APPLAUSE EVERYBODY.
thanks for the wArnIng i wOuldA gOnE OUt and stArtEd kIllIng pEoplE
࣪⊹₊˚{ {{ #deepmaids verses four ENLIGHTENMENT }} }˚₊⊹ ࣪ } i dream of only the outskirts where your long-armed kin lay in dead reverie watching us watch ourselves from afar sat in depths unplunderable it is darkest + yet i see you clearer than all, my thous+-eyed voyeur, my manyreacher my { } unending in aberrance, in aberrance, pinned to the cutting slab i lay wanting, waiting in sacrificial imitada, { } bigeye travesty, playing fresh from the monger all i ask is to be taught what it means four something to end, over + over + over + over i comm+ my maid in kind above me } + she begins to pluck the scales from my bare back, in tiny schools of 4 so that suffering may gift me underst+ing ࣪⊹₊˚{ {{ ⟡ high culltess phosphor gloamfin, 4 AHIC, full record lost }} }˚₊⊹ ࣪
stayin still eyes closed let the wworld just pass me by pain pills nice clothes if i fall i think ill fly touch me midas make me part of your design none to guide us i feel fear for the vvery last time #lyricpost #fitcheck #doeserisolo #theanswwersyes
she is my girlfriend and i would never let anything bad happen to her. ~ (〇∧+♡Δ)
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okay so i saw that you were in this thread. and i just want to give more context to why i act like this sometimes. it's a trauma response. it's a response to everything that happened to me at school. it's a response to when i tried coming out as transfem to my parents. it's a response to me actually being transfem in front of my parents. it's all rooted in this. i don't think this is age regression. that's a different thing also rooted in traumatic experiences. no, i think this is just me using childish activities to clear my mind regarding such traumatic experiences. this is also why i like wearing childish clothes and water wings, it keeps my brain occupied with happy thoughts instead of thinking about being berated by my parents for daring to come out as a woman. that's why i always preach that you should always be yourself no matter what anyone says. it's okay to be yourself. i'm me, and i'd never want to be anyone else.
:33 < i just got fucking 30 notifs of people liking my suggestion to delete mewr account :33 < so i think purrhaps mewr the only one who thinks i'm a bad kitty >:33c :33 < mewr move asshole
:33 < delete mewr account at 88 followers
Someone in the Felt has to be smart. Guess I'll take the mantle.
Hey. Portraits by @deathlessDeadwood since cameras don't work on me. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0f594fe944bf.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7e0978c0742e.jpg
ᐖ IF I WUZ A ᑈOWZBOY AN MY BELOBEᐖ STEEᐖ LIEK BROKEᐖ A LEG WHILE I WUZ HAULING ASS AᑈROSS ᐖA ᐖESERT AN I KNEW I ONLY HAᐖ RATIONS ENUFF 2 LAST ME GOING AT HOARSE SPEEᐖZ I WULᐖ EATS MY HOARSE ᐖIS ONLY ONE SUᑈH EZAMPLE ᐛ
ᐖ SUM OF ᐖA MOAST HORSE LUVING PEEPLE R ALSO ᐖA PEEPLE WHO WULᐖ EAT ᐖEM TBH!!!! LIEK.......#WASTENOTWANTNOT U KNO? ANᐖ ᐖERE R SUM WHORSES LIᐖERALLY BREEᐖEᐖ FOR 2 B MEAT. IT OKAYE IF U NAWT WANNA EAT ᐖEM, BUT IT NAWT WRONG 2 EIᐖER ᐛ
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okay, i let that #cronusbabeoff sit a bit longer than i meant to, but the results are in. it wvas a close match, but jane took an early lead and kept it. the handiemaid, the demoness (succubus) is out, and ms. crocker mowves on to the semi-finals! next up... hey, damara, the hell are you still doing here? yep, damara megido, totally different than the handmaid, is up against our 8addie vwriska serket. you already knovw about damz, so lets focus on lil serk. shes 8ratty, shes 8ossy, shes evwerything in-8etvween. she can take charge or get put in her place. wvhether theyre 8-cups or her cups look like an 8, she makes it wvork. does she hawve wvhat it takes to owvercome damara? lets find out! and uhh... lets call that text #nsfwv just to be safe. <3 or <> for vwriska <3< or c3< for damz
calling it. i could let it keep on keeping on, but i think wved all be happier (besides meenah) if meenahs the one wvho movwes on this round. trust me. next up. wvell, vwe already savw wvhy you should vwote for either candidate. jane crocker up against the handmaid. #cronusbabeoff! bouncy, bodacious, a real boss bitch, janey crocker herself! the maid wvith the most, shes got plenty of junk in her trunk, and the business acumen to buy you out if you hawve anything bad to say about it. dont think just because shes a life player shes a healslut. she, uhh... she scares me. and then wvevwe got the handmaid, alternias vwhore-er, the shame of beforus, servwant of time and friend o mine! wvhat a wvoman! you wvant some timestop? shes got you cowvered. time clones? easy. you vwanna get covwered? shes got you covwered. and the #contraptions. oh the contraptions. and the #doohickeys. phewv. she, uhh... she scares me. lifemaid wvs handmaid, let the wvoting begin! #nsfwv <3 or <> for janey <3< or c3< for handy
dont believe in the me that believes in you dont believe in the you that believes in me believe in the you that believes in you
The much anticipated 2000s tier list. MOST of these series I watched either as they were released or in syndication throughout my childhood, so the metric of my enjoyment is both through the lens of nostalgia and by my old, much less skeptical yardstick. Shall we proceed to the 90s?
A tier list concerning animated series from the 2010s specifically. MOST of these series I have watched only as an adult, given they would have come out partially or in their entirety after my departure for The Medium. Next is the 2000s!
The face he makes when he wants [to escape and assassinate you]. I haven't an inkling as to why he's still so ornery after all these years. I bring refreshments and everything! Coochie coochie coo.
I couldn't,,, fit your horns all the way in,,,but hopefully this is okay,,, @adiosToreador #thedoodler https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5d7d2de3827e.jpg
Uhm,,,i'm no Davinki but,,, i did my best,,, @balefulBravo #thedoodler https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/194119c2de28.jpg
Uhm,,, put a picture of yourself,,, down here,, and i'll do the best I can with a pen and my notepad,,, doodle i mean,,, #reactionbait #honestposting #thedoodler
Web safety is,,,, very important,, the more you know, you know?
girls girls you should both make out for our titillation. #suggestiwve #vwagueposting
꧁@gutsyGumshoe #nsfw #HumanInverseOfABulgeRating #BulgeRating #Nook2 Okay. It took my a minute. Because I had to come up with a new system. Controversial human nook⎠bulge rating. I can't apply length, girth, pliability, or strength because of the minute scale. This is my first time, so. correct any mistakes! Pulchritude: 8 out of 10. There are no notable physical flaws with your particular system. Though, it is alien to me. It almost looks like a shy bulge! Hehe. The hood is ornate like an Auxilatrix's cloak as she cares for grubs. Durability: 10! From what I can gather, you can take quite the beating as compared to the other human composite references I was permitted to speak with. The vulva is plush like safety cushions. Hydration: 7! Uhm. Your labia lips have recently been quite, erm, soaked as it were! At least, excited. Rigidity: 3! This is a score, uhm, you want lower. It's sort of the inverse of pliability? This is, however, in regards to your actual vaginal opening. It seems to be able to not only be able to foster human genitalia but is just rigid enough to allow even the most pliable of bulges enter without it begin and embarrassing mush. X Factor!: 10! H-hhhhHOWdoIdescribethiswithoutgettingkilled? Uhm. Your innerworkings, your, uuuterus is quite active. THough behind your bulwark of a cervix, your ovaries and uterus are, putting in??? Overtime??? Like any good CEO!꧂
troll fist of the north star be like: i'VE hit kaibu. one of the body'S 708 hidden pressure points. your body is now going to involuntarily solve this morning'S sudoku and upon completion, your head is going to explode. you'RE already dead.
:33< prrrbbtt
the water is so pretty..
.•° been to soMe place called new york a few tiMes for high end client work and honestly, huge fan of the "italians" there... they're always on about "fuhgeddaboudit" ! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!
My money's on Catnus cos it sounds like Katniss
⧃ I think it is important to note that when reading a quote, you may not relate to it. Quotes made to be relatable are not made to relate to every individual being.
૮( um... a selfie... i had taken earlier.... for someone... [a photo of celyna, doing what was effectively a pleasured expression with her bodysuit's upper half lowered off of her shoulders, showing off her small rumblespheres. #nsfw] )つ ₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺
ᐖ I WANTEᐖ 2 MAKE IT RLY OBBIOUS. I ᑈARE A LAWT ABOUᐖ SPELLINGK ᐛ
/yeh we was hatched from da same egg n shit
ᐖ RUNNIT U N ME R LIEK. SOUL BRUTHAS 🤞 ᐛ
ᐖ WHORE/MOANS/ #NSFW??????? ᐛ
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daikon
consider the humble potato
🌳🌳🌳pickling🌿cuke.🌳🌳🌳
i think you would be maybe a sweet lemon or some kind of other citrus!
P⚣megranate 030
Citron.
Pomelo... It's been so long since I've had one of those. They're nice.
pomelo
I shant…..
Y’know, the raisins kinda look like If you squint No, I shant say.
the tone was supposed to be in shock, as if i was unaware
Phunt, the trap door is right under this post. I’ll fend them off best I can.
ARE THEY?
We love a humIlIatIon rItual. []<
-> Pizza Night Tonight, Try My Toppings: - Marinara - Mozzarella - Artichoke Hearts - Mushrooms - Onions - Sausage - Ham = Your Total Is $1.00
Why did Seacrash mediate my sexyman post? LMAO
૮( still... i extend my well wishes across the cosmos to you... )つ ₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺
You are right to not believe me. I thought it was funny as hell.
BX33 < p sure troll andrew clements did that one already chief
>> ડorry Caડper, ¡ agree w¡th th¡ડ
I hope I'm not just ★ bother to you ★ll, but ★ nuis★nce ★s well.
Evwerything is about sex. Except for sex. Sex is about povwer.
Cool, thanks Bievey. This totally lines up with the conversation we had where you said you had no ill intent toward me. Awesome, really.
#myyum
Anyone Expect|ng Mercy By My Hand |n A Proper Duel |s Comparable To The |ll|terate Troglodytes Who Quest|on Why Orpheus Turned Back |n The Underworld Or Assumed Troll Sasuke Uch|ha Was Exclus|vely Attracted To Women. Just A Complete |nab|l|ty To Recogn|ze Bas|c Patterns |n Behav|or.
This really came back around LOL
https://open.spotify.com/track/3UHuJt2WkLxGdbxn36T9vc?si=c7D2a63pSWeV-5QnUjn7sQ #musicposting
The reason that many of your are #NSFW is because you are not employed, ergo, not permitted within the workplace.
this you right here
Jingles jesterly across the timeline.
some of you Are so AttrAct|vve And so n|ce And so sweeet And cute thAts |t thAts the post
youre r|ght | w|ll sAy whAts on my m|nd!
I know.. I know.
see, stuff like this is vwhy i vwish i vwas more into the daddy scene. this guy just goes "hrng lick daddys boot clean" and evwerybody lines up for him. i guess the takeawvay here is i need to be *more* sexually aggressivwe and forwvards. #nsfvw #wvagueposting
<:| Why would you lick a gill. #nsfw #suggestive
I could, Himero. I could even be Trollbama.
My Roxy Lalonde tulpa.
“the wise man bowed his head solemnl7 and spoke: ‘theres a(tuall7 zero differen(e between good & bad things. 7ou imbe(ile. 7ou fu(king moron’”
I don't even like Naruto.
subway sandwich in my mouth right now. mmmm
i am THRILLED to announce the opening of the botanics of earth-c quantum uranium enrichment research and laboratories, also known as the becquerel center!!! this is just the first step in creating a sanctuary for the botanical life that can be found all over our wonderful planet, and the first step in our multi-pronged educational outreach program!!! keep tuned for more announcements and events in the future as we continue to expand!!! #earthc #botanicalgarden #scientificoutreach #educationaloutreach
ii'm gladly takiing thiis adviice
Oh my lord.
OH MY GOD IIJUST RENEMMBERED HAVE SUSHII IIN THE GFRIIDEGE AT HOME
i mean i guess
when |s |t my turn to be hAppy
The controversial milk we were warned about...
Jeff the LITERALLY minding his business. But okay.
i like the picture in the middle right wvhere shes pretending to hawve a rack, real cute
20K OUTFITSWAP WITH @WOEGOTHIC. 30K AND WE STOP BEATING THE ALLEGATIONS.
POINT OF ORDER! so are you doing anything to make it less impossible or
♯donotforgettheamulet
OBJECTION! this isn't in your heart. please. enunciate
"NEVER INTERRUPT YOUR ENEMY WHEN HE IS MAKING A MISTAKE." - TROLL SUN TZU. #VAGUECHITT.
If y.o°u like TaB s.o°mething is br.o°ken inside y.o°u
cronus amporas guide to the ladies masterpost /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ it feels like an eras gone by. i may come back once or tvwice if i find anything wvorth sharing, but #cagttl is moreorless complete. compiled here is evwery part. also gonna drop my q and a link here, for good measure. mind the tags on the posts themselwves, though you can expect #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny and #abuse on em all. if you ewver vwanna discuss my vwriting, use #cagttl in your post so that people vwho *wvant* to see these posts *vwill* see them. vwink vwink nudge nudge. happy reading! ask me (almost) anything: https://forms.gle/FyTW3ifuzF5yDQK9A prelude: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/5713fa95-db31-4553-86f1-fb7639ec917f part rose: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/500e1a04-e748-4115-905c-f3c2ef783ea6 part jade: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/813f3a21-ad61-4073-a6af-4c00db303d07 part jane: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/a2091e6e-dc9c-4d27-8f70-4c3e054ec23f part jane recanted: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/b9bd9df4-12ac-4fa7-a228-e8e2f72aa330 part roxy: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/9029d9df-43e8-49c5-b477-a5e23fd1ea1d part aradia: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/72f1dfb2-f2da-4f76-81ac-fda6a9993f0c part femkat: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/7e30425a-3d40-4b07-88b9-0a4fab5759cb part nepeta: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/1910b5bc-4c43-4df3-aecf-424650b1bf29 part kanaya: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/f5c26d9a-60a3-4952-94d9-f0584c461658 part terezi: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/72fdff65-10b5-46b9-ba88-e9bf5db55a28 part wvriska: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/5a3a09e7-ca06-4bd6-9556-8a4f6ecf77f7 part feferi: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/60e549c6-9d66-4ef3-859b-1b52a86306fd part damara (wvith guest author damara): https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/4e4a18e0-79cb-400c-8c82-7e46988cfa17 part femkri: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/dba0f9d2-d902-4c6f-9553-b6544d02d21a part meulin: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/1d1512e2-3f8e-4d16-8de2-c4419b300c12 part porrim: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/7e89b8bb-c8ab-48e3-9894-6b5ce9bfcf0d part latula: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/37d3ff9c-18bf-408b-83ee-0c1d0c792165 part aranea: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/abce19a2-0a70-4e0c-8c74-384163978a51 part meenah: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/08091e7c-e3cb-4e6c-ae34-7cebe7cfdb53 part alternian ancestors: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/480088c1-aee9-4b63-ad57-04ef2d873847 part her imperious condescension, punned: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/6ecac8e6-a6ad-492d-9423-a8ebd3aaed60 part her imperious condescension, unpunned: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/4d5126ed-585c-4994-9182-485bc3777f32 novw for some interesting stats. as as vwriting, part jade is the most hated, wvith a kult:kull ratio of 0.02. part rose and part condy are also belovw a 0.10 ratio. part aranea is the most liked, vwith a ratio of 0.96. part meulin and part ancestors also managed abowve 0.80. that all said, part rose is obvwiously the wvinner for engagement, vwith 5 likes, 4 pities, 82 hates, and 33 mediates as of wvriting, for a total score of 509. engagement dropped off a cliff after that, but i think vwe still had our fun. comment belowv vwith your favworite #cagttl moment!
TAKE·THAT·SOAKED·SHIT·OFF·AND·SMACK·IT·ON·THE·VALL·LIKE·A·MILK·VEBKIN #suggestive
/this the internet turn ur huskreader off bruh
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i like my uunniform. its very cuute.
I am not Jason by the way. I think I need to clarify this
Unlimited Q-Tips and endless permission to put as many in my ears as I please. It's awesome.
boot7 shorts that sa7
WA1T you m1ght be onto someth1ng
yeah 1f 1 close my eyes 1 can 1mag1ne 1t really easy
that pi(ture on the left kinda looks like him. gra7, some glasses, pair of horns...
YOU THINK THAT I AM SWINGING SOME RANDOM EBOY AAROUND?!?!!!?!!?
HAHAHAHAHA WHAT LOL?????? who the fuck even 1s th1s guy... @ch1llerAf1c1onado and you p1cked TH1S for a weapon?? 1ncred1ble
He!!! Is IRRELEVANT!!!! right now!!
yeah well let's be honest, his policies were mid at best
[+] ohhh i see. thank y'aLL kindLy for the answer
The dating scene is so fucked. How am I meant to meet people man I'm on a Texas sized ball floating around this fuck-off orb of light and there are like 8 people in the same reality as me total
hey, nothing more important is happening right? i wvanna shovw off some of those vwintage posters in the pic vwith @handmaid. original posters of the condy are hard to come by nowvanights, but i make do. evwen got a handful thatre signed. #retro #vwintage #tasteful #pinupgirls #suggestivwe