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Someone in the Felt has to be smart. Guess I'll take the mantle.
Hey. Portraits by @deathlessDeadwood since cameras don't work on me. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0f594fe944bf.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7e0978c0742e.jpg
ᐖ IF I WUZ A ᑈOWZBOY AN MY BELOBEᐖ STEEᐖ LIEK BROKEᐖ A LEG WHILE I WUZ HAULING ASS AᑈROSS ᐖA ᐖESERT AN I KNEW I ONLY HAᐖ RATIONS ENUFF 2 LAST ME GOING AT HOARSE SPEEᐖZ I WULᐖ EATS MY HOARSE ᐖIS ONLY ONE SUᑈH EZAMPLE ᐛ
ᐖ SUM OF ᐖA MOAST HORSE LUVING PEEPLE R ALSO ᐖA PEEPLE WHO WULᐖ EAT ᐖEM TBH!!!! LIEK.......#WASTENOTWANTNOT U KNO? ANᐖ ᐖERE R SUM WHORSES LIᐖERALLY BREEᐖEᐖ FOR 2 B MEAT. IT OKAYE IF U NAWT WANNA EAT ᐖEM, BUT IT NAWT WRONG 2 EIᐖER ᐛ
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okay, i let that #cronusbabeoff sit a bit longer than i meant to, but the results are in. it wvas a close match, but jane took an early lead and kept it. the handiemaid, the demoness (succubus) is out, and ms. crocker mowves on to the semi-finals! next up... hey, damara, the hell are you still doing here? yep, damara megido, totally different than the handmaid, is up against our 8addie vwriska serket. you already knovw about damz, so lets focus on lil serk. shes 8ratty, shes 8ossy, shes evwerything in-8etvween. she can take charge or get put in her place. wvhether theyre 8-cups or her cups look like an 8, she makes it wvork. does she hawve wvhat it takes to owvercome damara? lets find out! and uhh... lets call that text #nsfwv just to be safe. <3 or <> for vwriska <3< or c3< for damz
calling it. i could let it keep on keeping on, but i think wved all be happier (besides meenah) if meenahs the one wvho movwes on this round. trust me. next up. wvell, vwe already savw wvhy you should vwote for either candidate. jane crocker up against the handmaid. #cronusbabeoff! bouncy, bodacious, a real boss bitch, janey crocker herself! the maid wvith the most, shes got plenty of junk in her trunk, and the business acumen to buy you out if you hawve anything bad to say about it. dont think just because shes a life player shes a healslut. she, uhh... she scares me. and then wvevwe got the handmaid, alternias vwhore-er, the shame of beforus, servwant of time and friend o mine! wvhat a wvoman! you wvant some timestop? shes got you cowvered. time clones? easy. you vwanna get covwered? shes got you covwered. and the #contraptions. oh the contraptions. and the #doohickeys. phewv. she, uhh... she scares me. lifemaid wvs handmaid, let the wvoting begin! #nsfwv <3 or <> for janey <3< or c3< for handy
dont believe in the me that believes in you dont believe in the you that believes in me believe in the you that believes in you
The much anticipated 2000s tier list. MOST of these series I watched either as they were released or in syndication throughout my childhood, so the metric of my enjoyment is both through the lens of nostalgia and by my old, much less skeptical yardstick. Shall we proceed to the 90s?
A tier list concerning animated series from the 2010s specifically. MOST of these series I have watched only as an adult, given they would have come out partially or in their entirety after my departure for The Medium. Next is the 2000s!
The face he makes when he wants [to escape and assassinate you]. I haven't an inkling as to why he's still so ornery after all these years. I bring refreshments and everything! Coochie coochie coo.
You ask a wonderful question. The name is actually a present8ion of the planetary ideals! Those of us who are in a position to offer care to those who are in need, myriad as such trolls happen to 8e, are required to put them all "8efore Us," those few who are of sound mind, 8ody, and of such natural st8ion as to outlive a gr8 many of our fellow trolls. This was decided upon 8y the Shepherd Condesce in ages past, when first her gentle fronds came to rest upon the reigns of trollkind. After she rose to the highest of all authorities, the planetary doctrine, and the true doctrine of all cold8orn trolls 8ecame synonymous with the planet that we all coexisted upon!!!!!!!! #8eforanHistory #LightEmpath #GoldStar #ForAGr8Question #IAmSOProud #ToSeeATeal #WithSuchAGr8 #Nose #ForInquiry
I couldn't,,, fit your horns all the way in,,,but hopefully this is okay,,, @adiosToreador #thedoodler https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5d7d2de3827e.jpg
Uhm,,,i'm no Davinki but,,, i did my best,,, @balefulBravo #thedoodler https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/194119c2de28.jpg
Uhm,,, put a picture of yourself,,, down here,, and i'll do the best I can with a pen and my notepad,,, doodle i mean,,, #reactionbait #honestposting #thedoodler
Web safety is,,,, very important,, the more you know, you know?
girls girls you should both make out for our titillation. #suggestiwve #vwagueposting
꧁@gutsyGumshoe #nsfw #HumanInverseOfABulgeRating #BulgeRating #Nook2 Okay. It took my a minute. Because I had to come up with a new system. Controversial human nook⎠bulge rating. I can't apply length, girth, pliability, or strength because of the minute scale. This is my first time, so. correct any mistakes! Pulchritude: 8 out of 10. There are no notable physical flaws with your particular system. Though, it is alien to me. It almost looks like a shy bulge! Hehe. The hood is ornate like an Auxilatrix's cloak as she cares for grubs. Durability: 10! From what I can gather, you can take quite the beating as compared to the other human composite references I was permitted to speak with. The vulva is plush like safety cushions. Hydration: 7! Uhm. Your labia lips have recently been quite, erm, soaked as it were! At least, excited. Rigidity: 3! This is a score, uhm, you want lower. It's sort of the inverse of pliability? This is, however, in regards to your actual vaginal opening. It seems to be able to not only be able to foster human genitalia but is just rigid enough to allow even the most pliable of bulges enter without it begin and embarrassing mush. X Factor!: 10! H-hhhhHOWdoIdescribethiswithoutgettingkilled? Uhm. Your innerworkings, your, uuuterus is quite active. THough behind your bulwark of a cervix, your ovaries and uterus are, putting in??? Overtime??? Like any good CEO!꧂
troll fist of the north star be like: i'VE hit kaibu. one of the body'S 708 hidden pressure points. your body is now going to involuntarily solve this morning'S sudoku and upon completion, your head is going to explode. you'RE already dead.
:33< prrrbbtt
the water is so pretty..
.•° been to soMe place called new york a few tiMes for high end client work and honestly, huge fan of the "italians" there... they're always on about "fuhgeddaboudit" ! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!
My money's on Catnus cos it sounds like Katniss
⧃ I think it is important to note that when reading a quote, you may not relate to it. Quotes made to be relatable are not made to relate to every individual being.
૮( um... a selfie... i had taken earlier.... for someone... [a photo of celyna, doing what was effectively a pleasured expression with her bodysuit's upper half lowered off of her shoulders, showing off her small rumblespheres. #nsfw] )つ ₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺
ᐖ I WANTEᐖ 2 MAKE IT RLY OBBIOUS. I ᑈARE A LAWT ABOUᐖ SPELLINGK ᐛ
/yeh we was hatched from da same egg n shit
ᐖ RUNNIT U N ME R LIEK. SOUL BRUTHAS 🤞 ᐛ
ᐖ WHORE/MOANS/ #NSFW??????? ᐛ
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daikon
consider the humble potato
🌳🌳🌳pickling🌿cuke.🌳🌳🌳
i think you would be maybe a sweet lemon or some kind of other citrus!
P⚣megranate 030
pomelo
I shant…..
Y’know, the raisins kinda look like If you squint No, I shant say.
the tone was supposed to be in shock, as if i was unaware
Phunt, the trap door is right under this post. I’ll fend them off best I can.
ARE THEY?
We love a humIlIatIon rItual. []<
I MEAN NOOO
YAY
-> Pizza Night Tonight, Try My Toppings: - Marinara - Mozzarella - Artichoke Hearts - Mushrooms - Onions - Sausage - Ham = Your Total Is $1.00
Why did Seacrash mediate my sexyman post? LMAO
૮( still... i extend my well wishes across the cosmos to you... )つ ₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺
You are right to not believe me. I thought it was funny as hell.
BX33 < p sure troll andrew clements did that one already chief
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I hope I'm not just ★ bother to you ★ll, but ★ nuis★nce ★s well.
Evwerything is about sex. Except for sex. Sex is about povwer.
Cool, thanks Bievey. This totally lines up with the conversation we had where you said you had no ill intent toward me. Awesome, really.
Anyone Expect|ng Mercy By My Hand |n A Proper Duel |s Comparable To The |ll|terate Troglodytes Who Quest|on Why Orpheus Turned Back |n The Underworld Or Assumed Troll Sasuke Uch|ha Was Exclus|vely Attracted To Women. Just A Complete |nab|l|ty To Recogn|ze Bas|c Patterns |n Behav|or.
This really came back around LOL
https://open.spotify.com/track/3UHuJt2WkLxGdbxn36T9vc?si=c7D2a63pSWeV-5QnUjn7sQ #musicposting
The reason that many of your are #NSFW is because you are not employed, ergo, not permitted within the workplace.
this you right here
Jingles jesterly across the timeline.
some of you Are so AttrAct|vve And so n|ce And so sweeet And cute thAts |t thAts the post
youre r|ght | w|ll sAy whAts on my m|nd!
I know.. I know.
see, stuff like this is vwhy i vwish i vwas more into the daddy scene. this guy just goes "hrng lick daddys boot clean" and evwerybody lines up for him. i guess the takeawvay here is i need to be *more* sexually aggressivwe and forwvards. #nsfvw #wvagueposting
<:| Why would you lick a gill. #nsfw #suggestive
I could, Himero. I could even be Trollbama.
My Roxy Lalonde tulpa.
“the wise man bowed his head solemnl7 and spoke: ‘theres a(tuall7 zero differen(e between good & bad things. 7ou imbe(ile. 7ou fu(king moron’”
subway sandwich in my mouth right now. mmmm
i am THRILLED to announce the opening of the botanics of earth-c quantum uranium enrichment research and laboratories, also known as the becquerel center!!! this is just the first step in creating a sanctuary for the botanical life that can be found all over our wonderful planet, and the first step in our multi-pronged educational outreach program!!! keep tuned for more announcements and events in the future as we continue to expand!!! #earthc #botanicalgarden #scientificoutreach #educationaloutreach
Oh my lord.
OH MY GOD IIJUST RENEMMBERED HAVE SUSHII IIN THE GFRIIDEGE AT HOME
i mean i guess
when |s |t my turn to be hAppy
The controversial milk we were warned about...
Jeff the LITERALLY minding his business. But okay.
i like the picture in the middle right wvhere shes pretending to hawve a rack, real cute
20K OUTFITSWAP WITH @WOEGOTHIC. 30K AND WE STOP BEATING THE ALLEGATIONS.
POINT OF ORDER! so are you doing anything to make it less impossible or
♯donotforgettheamulet
OBJECTION! this isn't in your heart. please. enunciate
"NEVER INTERRUPT YOUR ENEMY WHEN HE IS MAKING A MISTAKE." - TROLL SUN TZU. #VAGUECHITT.
If y.o°u like TaB s.o°mething is br.o°ken inside y.o°u
cronus amporas guide to the ladies masterpost /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ it feels like an eras gone by. i may come back once or tvwice if i find anything wvorth sharing, but #cagttl is moreorless complete. compiled here is evwery part. also gonna drop my q and a link here, for good measure. mind the tags on the posts themselwves, though you can expect #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny and #abuse on em all. if you ewver vwanna discuss my vwriting, use #cagttl in your post so that people vwho *wvant* to see these posts *vwill* see them. vwink vwink nudge nudge. happy reading! ask me (almost) anything: https://forms.gle/FyTW3ifuzF5yDQK9A prelude: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/5713fa95-db31-4553-86f1-fb7639ec917f part rose: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/500e1a04-e748-4115-905c-f3c2ef783ea6 part jade: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/813f3a21-ad61-4073-a6af-4c00db303d07 part jane: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/a2091e6e-dc9c-4d27-8f70-4c3e054ec23f part jane recanted: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/b9bd9df4-12ac-4fa7-a228-e8e2f72aa330 part roxy: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/9029d9df-43e8-49c5-b477-a5e23fd1ea1d part aradia: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/72f1dfb2-f2da-4f76-81ac-fda6a9993f0c part femkat: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/7e30425a-3d40-4b07-88b9-0a4fab5759cb part nepeta: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/1910b5bc-4c43-4df3-aecf-424650b1bf29 part kanaya: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/f5c26d9a-60a3-4952-94d9-f0584c461658 part terezi: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/72fdff65-10b5-46b9-ba88-e9bf5db55a28 part wvriska: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/5a3a09e7-ca06-4bd6-9556-8a4f6ecf77f7 part feferi: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/60e549c6-9d66-4ef3-859b-1b52a86306fd part damara (wvith guest author damara): https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/4e4a18e0-79cb-400c-8c82-7e46988cfa17 part femkri: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/dba0f9d2-d902-4c6f-9553-b6544d02d21a part meulin: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/1d1512e2-3f8e-4d16-8de2-c4419b300c12 part porrim: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/7e89b8bb-c8ab-48e3-9894-6b5ce9bfcf0d part latula: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/37d3ff9c-18bf-408b-83ee-0c1d0c792165 part aranea: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/abce19a2-0a70-4e0c-8c74-384163978a51 part meenah: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/08091e7c-e3cb-4e6c-ae34-7cebe7cfdb53 part alternian ancestors: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/480088c1-aee9-4b63-ad57-04ef2d873847 part her imperious condescension, punned: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/6ecac8e6-a6ad-492d-9423-a8ebd3aaed60 part her imperious condescension, unpunned: https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneasCaldarium/4d5126ed-585c-4994-9182-485bc3777f32 novw for some interesting stats. as as vwriting, part jade is the most hated, wvith a kult:kull ratio of 0.02. part rose and part condy are also belovw a 0.10 ratio. part aranea is the most liked, vwith a ratio of 0.96. part meulin and part ancestors also managed abowve 0.80. that all said, part rose is obvwiously the wvinner for engagement, vwith 5 likes, 4 pities, 82 hates, and 33 mediates as of wvriting, for a total score of 509. engagement dropped off a cliff after that, but i think vwe still had our fun. comment belowv vwith your favworite #cagttl moment!
TAKE·THAT·SOAKED·SHIT·OFF·AND·SMACK·IT·ON·THE·VALL·LIKE·A·MILK·VEBKIN #suggestive
/this the internet turn ur huskreader off bruh
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If you don't intend on ₱utting a¢tion behind your ₩ord$, I ₩on't bother reading them.
Your ₱oor ex¢u$e of la$hing out i$ refle¢tive of ₩hy no one ₩ant$ to talk to you. No ₱izzazz. No value. Ju$t a nui$an¢e.
i like my uunniform. its very cuute.
I am not Jason by the way. I think I need to clarify this
Unlimited Q-Tips and endless permission to put as many in my ears as I please. It's awesome.
boot7 shorts that sa7
WA1T you m1ght be onto someth1ng
yeah 1f 1 close my eyes 1 can 1mag1ne 1t really easy
that pi(ture on the left kinda looks like him. gra7, some glasses, pair of horns...
YOU THINK THAT I AM SWINGING SOME RANDOM EBOY AAROUND?!?!!!?!!?
HAHAHAHAHA WHAT LOL?????? who the fuck even 1s th1s guy... @ch1llerAf1c1onado and you p1cked TH1S for a weapon?? 1ncred1ble
He!!! Is IRRELEVANT!!!! right now!!
yeah well let's be honest, his policies were mid at best
[+] ohhh i see. thank y'aLL kindLy for the answer
The dating scene is so fucked. How am I meant to meet people man I'm on a Texas sized ball floating around this fuck-off orb of light and there are like 8 people in the same reality as me total
hey, nothing more important is happening right? i wvanna shovw off some of those vwintage posters in the pic vwith @handmaid. original posters of the condy are hard to come by nowvanights, but i make do. evwen got a handful thatre signed. #retro #vwintage #tasteful #pinupgirls #suggestivwe