bro strider

burger.

Kult: +25

Kull: +15

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.67

Troll Mr Peterson

@helloNeighbor[HN]

I enjoy hamburgers

↩ @helloNeighbor[HN]

okay, man.

↩ @beatdownBro[BB]

Troll Mr Peterson

@helloNeighbor[HN]

I also enjoy burritos

men.

Kult: +35

Kull: +25

Total: 60

Ratio: 1.40

c< wOMeN? >c

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @megaloMemes[MM]

naw, bitch.

↩ @beatdownBro[BB]

c< yeaH, tHats fair, ill aMeNd My stateMeNt >c

c< MeN. >c

thinkin'.

Kult: +22

Kull: +20

Total: 42

Ratio: 1.10

⚡Pikachu・ピカチュウ⚡

@pikaPika[PP]

Pika pika pika pika, pika pika?

↩ @pikaPika[PP]

little bitch.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

you do that?

gotta piss.

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

Codexx Granit

@undefyingMess[UM]

D0 1T

how the hell is 7-eleven outta big gulp cups.

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

Pyryze Tikiit

@arcadeFrenzy[AF]

dvde wh^t now wh^t ^m i svpposed to h^ve my slop in :(

j.eg

@echoBiologist[EB]

sorry, i wanted a slurpee.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

guys can't find the clitoris 'cause they're secretly hopin' a dick will be there instead. #nsfw

Kult: +30

Kull: +10

Total: 40

Ratio: 3.00

Exactly.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

needoh smuppet.

Kult: +22

Kull: +15

Total: 37

Ratio: 1.47

Oh fuck that'd be peak.

↩ @assholeBodyguard[AB]

i know.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

hm.

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

@pipeFan[PF]

HE PONDERS.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

been shovin' my cigarette butts into my redbull can. flavor. #substance

#substance

Kult: +27

Kull: +20

Total: 47

Ratio: 1.35

@pipeFan[PF]

THAT'S NOT REALLY THE BEST THING TO DO. YOU COULD JUST MIX BEER WITH THE REDBULL, MIGHT TASTE BETTER. #SUBSTANCE

#substance

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @pipeFan[PF]

naw.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @beatdownBro[BB]

@pipeFan[PF]

I CAN DO IT FOR YOU IF IT'S THAT MUCH TROUBLE.

Roan Lalonde. He/Him.

@tenaciousTheologist[TT]

This exact scenario is alarmingly familiar. The taste is... haunting.

critical thinkin'. strap that looks like a footlong sub. #nsfw

Kult: +35

Kull: +20

Total: 55

Ratio: 1.75

I saw an ice cream one.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

E. Ampora

@caligvlasAqvarivm[CA]

footlong strap for the sub am i right #nsfw

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @caligvlasAqvarivm[CA]

you're onto somethin' here.

footlong subway sandwich.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

fishy fucks are likin' my chits. do they even have wifi in bikini bottom. can i have karen's number.

Kult: +17

Kull: +22

Total: 39

Ratio: 0.77

fuckin' ponies and shit.

Kult: +30

Kull: +20

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.50

♡⁠ roxy da teenage winch ♡

Neigh.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@tabbycatsGin[TG]

fuckin is an adjective here rite

↩ @tabbycatsGin[TG]

yeah. i'm in awe of the ponies. ain't anythin' else.

okay it's childish gambino homegirl drop it like the nasdaq.

Kult: +15

Total: 15

pussy tight. #nsfw

Kult: +30

Kull: +20

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.50

Brelre Gheekh

@electroMagnus[EM]

o| PuSsY CaVeRnOuS #nSfW |o

my pussy.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @electroMagnus[EM]

nice.

smuppet with the pink glitter strap available now. dm me. #nsfw

Kult: +30

Kull: +22

Total: 52

Ratio: 1.36

@dStrides[DS]

curious

...Thinking about it.

beer. #substance

#substance

Kult: +45

Kull: +30

Total: 75

Ratio: 1.50

you fuckin knowv it

@glitteringAcuity[GA]

OBJECTION! rum

↩ @glitteringAcuity[GA]

counterpoint. whiskey.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @beatdownBro[BB]

TRYCKS TREATS

@glitteringAcuity[GA]

RESPONSE ON THOSE GROUNDS! counterpoint. scotch

↩ @glitteringAcuity[GA]

counter counterpoint. you're objectively wrong, man.

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

↩ @beatdownBro[BB]

TRYCKS TREATS

@glitteringAcuity[GA]

SIDEBAR! i honestly usually prefer cocktails. but listing different alcohols was fun for a minute

Kult: +5

Total: 5

strider special cheeseburger surprise. 20 bucks.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

pricked my fingers sewin' today. workin' hard. workin' hard so i can please you.

Kult: +12

Kull: +5

Total: 17

Ratio: 2.40

the ladies loved my cock post. #nsfw

Kult: +32

Kull: +10

Total: 42

Ratio: 3.20

@pipeFan[PF]

AGREED.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

c< we did, iN fact, eNjOy tHe cOcK pOst #Nsfw >c