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i be up in karkats ear askin will my dick get plurbed if yøu suck me lmaø #nsfw
@TIPSYNEKOGNOSTALGIC HTTPS://CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM/ATTACHMENTS/657018863422275587/1514008706457665637/IMAGE.PNG?EX=6A29CDFC&IS=6A287C7C&HM=6F233C0CA2814E28E15DA6CE63336D27772AC0F556AA9257279F8CED2A6C1DA9& I MADE IT MY FUCKING BANNER I COMPLETED THE DARE NOW WHERES MY HOTTED DOG FROM TROLL 7/11, IM STILL WEEPING OVER THE THEFT OF MY HOTTED DOGGERY, WOE BE UPON THE FUCKING HEATED OOBLONG TUBE MEAT THIEF! #SUGGESTIVE??
God the appetizer went so badly. I thought they might have been kinda into a cannibalistic thing! UGH! #AngelsNutritionblock
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Sure.
Two hundred and three cigarettes.
Diamonds Droog.
howw the fuck did i miss this put a cigarette betwween your foul fuckin piggies and get a snapshot a you takin a hard almost vvacuum suction-esque drag of said cigarette swweaty grime covvered arches flexin at the camera no one else here has any fuckin taste rankmaid its depressin
:33< #girlbulge lofurs mewnite!!! :33< #nsfw
instead of flirting just threaten me until i come over #nsfwe
<<"what if, um, instead of chittr, it was called kittr, and people just posted meowbeast photos? i-is this anything?">>
Okay I did a few hours of offscreen yearning. I'm caught up on the quota. What's going on here.
I don't normally post myself online BUUUUT if you do some digging I've shown myself nude if that floats your boat ;) #nsfw
YK Maybe fuckin' an alien would be fun #nsfw
Wow you know so many :) And now you technically know me.
human cat cartoon thing
i dunno dude im a busy bee i got shit im doing
it is a yes id never play coy (he lied liefully like a damn liar) (this bit is so stupid)
yep so wild absolutely insane
yo haha itd be crazy if someone bent me over the couch and fucked me thatd be wild #nsfw
fun play thanks 2 all ◡̈ nu frens
:33< im what mew might call :33< horny! :33< #nsfw
what
why do trolls call me hatebait what does that shit mean also i'm not actually listening and don't care
show spheres is winning in the replies of my last post and im suddenly realizing how risky this entire thing was
now from the top, make it drop, that's a wet ass trussy #nsfw
since i was asked nicely, i will take on a few discounted video requests. just dm me, should be open. #nsfw ((As always, no Rose or Daves as I will be tagging the account you message me on once the oneshot is done.))
[It is a photo of her breasts, perky, slightly big, with hard, pink nipples. Her skin is pale, as is her hair, eyes contrasting beautifully.] #nsfw
wouldnt you like to know weather boy
Someday you'll all be in the middle of some inane crisis like this, and I'll post a thirst trap. None of you will notice. This is the price you pay.
yeah sure lets fuck then im down #nsfw
you have gotten the wrong impression if you think *im* the one who's getting knocked up. especially if you think that's gonna happen with a *man*
APOLOGIES TO ALL CARAPACIANS! was merely DEFENDING MY POSITION ON THIS VESSEL! my captain has already threatened me with NECROMANCY in the event that ANYTHING JS BROKE!!! i have been rushing between POLISHIN THE DECK an STEERIN THE SHIP all evening!!!!!!
objectively it's fairly obvious that every species has some kinda off button!!!!! just real surprizin to find a one that AIN'T ON THA HEAD? impolite to ask if that the case with all dersites but! I have learned things.
If what you’re talking about is what I think it is, then it’s a carapacian thing in general and a bit of an intimate topic.
No way for you to have known! You’re fine, Mr. Deuce.
ALIEN HOOCH ACQUIRED!!! my tenure as NOT THE CAPTAIN of this vessel remains INTACT!!!!
!!? [attached is a very blurry shot of what legitimately seems to be some sort of aircraft/UFO bearing down on the deck.]
Yes. I had to go home and get changed. Apologies for cutting things short.
₍^. .^₎⟆ Hell yesSs!꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ Wa!t can more of you poSst bulgess that was fun to see :3 #nsfw #posStbulge꠹
#NSFW(ish) [A photo from Vestra. She kind of wanted to be a tad provocative tonight. She was laying on the restslab in the hotel room. wrapped in nothing but a towel, from her shower. The photo only really captured her chest. Her free hand slightly parted the towel, so her chest was ever-so-slightly visible.]
(( deuce's phone has declared open season on him have fun kids
party fit https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e078c8d6cfb8.jpg
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They don't know how to treat humans at this place, man. I'm so fucked.
And that is the perfect stopping point for this conversation and all others that might ever occur between us!
new chittr name. fuck you
They do know I can read, yes?
Hm, interesting.
Here is your rare #nsfw post from me. I detest paperwork. From the moment I was cloned, I have detested this work. Important record keeping that is, nonetheless, inane and soul crushing. The fact I am the only person to manage it properly is one of the greatest injustices of my life. As I deal with it, right now, I think somebody's mouth would make this whole process more bearable.