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Diamonds Droog.
howw the fuck did i miss this put a cigarette betwween your foul fuckin piggies and get a snapshot a you takin a hard almost vvacuum suction-esque drag of said cigarette swweaty grime covvered arches flexin at the camera no one else here has any fuckin taste rankmaid its depressin
:33< #girlbulge lofurs mewnite!!! :33< #nsfw
instead of flirting just threaten me until i come over #nsfwe
<<"what if, um, instead of chittr, it was called kittr, and people just posted meowbeast photos? i-is this anything?">>
I don't normally post myself online BUUUUT if you do some digging I've shown myself nude if that floats your boat ;) #nsfw
YK Maybe fuckin' an alien would be fun #nsfw
Wow you know so many :) And now you technically know me.
i dunno dude im a busy bee i got shit im doing
it is a yes id never play coy (he lied liefully like a damn liar) (this bit is so stupid)
yo haha itd be crazy if someone bent me over the couch and fucked me thatd be wild #nsfw
fun play thanks 2 all ◡̈ nu frens
:33< im what mew might call :33< horny! :33< #nsfw

show spheres is winning in the replies of my last post and im suddenly realizing how risky this entire thing was

since i was asked nicely, i will take on a few discounted video requests. just dm me, should be open. #nsfw ((As always, no Rose or Daves as I will be tagging the account you message me on once the oneshot is done.))
[It is a photo of her breasts, perky, slightly big, with hard, pink nipples. Her skin is pale, as is her hair, eyes contrasting beautifully.] #nsfw

Someday you'll all be in the middle of some inane crisis like this, and I'll post a thirst trap. None of you will notice. This is the price you pay.
you have gotten the wrong impression if you think *im* the one who's getting knocked up. especially if you think that's gonna happen with a *man*
APOLOGIES TO ALL CARAPACIANS! was merely DEFENDING MY POSITION ON THIS VESSEL! my captain has already threatened me with NECROMANCY in the event that ANYTHING JS BROKE!!! i have been rushing between POLISHIN THE DECK an STEERIN THE SHIP all evening!!!!!!
objectively it's fairly obvious that every species has some kinda off button!!!!! just real surprizin to find a one that AIN'T ON THA HEAD? impolite to ask if that the case with all dersites but! I have learned things.
ALIEN HOOCH ACQUIRED!!! my tenure as NOT THE CAPTAIN of this vessel remains INTACT!!!!
!!? [attached is a very blurry shot of what legitimately seems to be some sort of aircraft/UFO bearing down on the deck.]

Yes. I had to go home and get changed. Apologies for cutting things short.
₍^. .^₎⟆ Wa!t can more of you poSst bulgess that was fun to see :3 #nsfw #posStbulge꠹
#NSFW(ish) [A photo from Vestra. She kind of wanted to be a tad provocative tonight. She was laying on the restslab in the hotel room. wrapped in nothing but a towel, from her shower. The photo only really captured her chest. Her free hand slightly parted the towel, so her chest was ever-so-slightly visible.]
(( deuce's phone has declared open season on him have fun kids
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And that is the perfect stopping point for this conversation and all others that might ever occur between us!
new chittr name. fuck you
They do know I can read, yes?

Here is your rare #nsfw post from me. I detest paperwork. From the moment I was cloned, I have detested this work. Important record keeping that is, nonetheless, inane and soul crushing. The fact I am the only person to manage it properly is one of the greatest injustices of my life. As I deal with it, right now, I think somebody's mouth would make this whole process more bearable.














