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@bigMama
Just a proud and loving mother. || Scientist! || DMs Open || Open to offsite RP!
Eugh this week has... definitely been a week. Hope everyone's well!
Self care in teh form of 2 vodka shots, a moscow mule, 4 rum shots, and a coke and rum sometiems :3 #substances
#MomTip Drink, drink, drunk, & repete 2 make the day bttr! #Substances
#MomTip If u tayke uhhhh.... and thn.... and yeh :) #Substances
I’m going to head to bed, good night everyone!
I think if I hear or see one more fishing joke from Bro I might have to bully him (just a little bit!)…
u should do it and u should tell me how he reacts im rly interestsded to kno
Imagine... pickles, an assortment of smoked cheeses, some crispy, oven-baked crackers, some prosciutto, queen green olives, and a dirty martini on the side to wash it down! How delicious, the very thought is making me hungry! #CookingwithMama #MomLife
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That sounds absolutely perfect! I still need to steal that recipe from you, Mr.PipeFan!
This sounds absolutely delicious! If I make it, you must be the first to try it! I need to ensure it's up to standard!
Seeing these 'savory snack' trends on tiktok lately! Might just do my own spread, how inspiring! #MomLife #CookingWithMama
wow its likE you'rE somE sorta.. #CookingMama
This could be a fun project. Good luck to you in all you do! Ego sum ira Domini.
iF I AiN'T A MoM BuT I LoVe bAkIn pIeS AnD ShIt, CaN I Be a #CoOkInGmAmA ToO?? :o?
Such a nice, warm, relaxing day! Hope everyone is taking advantage of this calming moment! Makes me want to deep clean! #AMothersWorkIsNeverFinished #MomLife
holyshniz i forogrt 2 vacuum 2day THNKXXXXX MAMA
im losing my mind at the moment nothing about right now is calm
Rose had gifted me a vacuum for mothersday before! It's currently gold plated and on a pedestal! I wanted to memorialize it since it was probably the most thoughtful gift ever given to me!
ZOMG that is suchhhhhh a gud idea ??? i plated da first thing she evr knit 4 me n still wear it tbh
Got my refreshing cherry coke after a long week! Make sure to spoil yourselves from time to time!
Your kidneys and liver just rejoiced at a sentence that ended in spoiling yourself from time to time without being preceded by forty proof and an ankle monitor.
D --> Good idea I will have another glass of milk
Thought you missed those for a court date. My first, anyway. It’s fine. I have taken hundreds of thousands since.
Sorry honey! I got busy adding a shot of absolut to my coke what was that?
S.o° true and imp.o°rtant, t.o° drink cherry culla
I hope all the ice melts in your glass, either masking the presence of tiny finely compacted glass shards, or really, REALLY watering your drink down. By like a lot. A lot a lot. Your breath is also smelly and your hair is off-kilter somewhat.
That reminds me, when do you want to fix your split ends dear? I can get in contact with a stylist today if you're ready!
MOM. I can cut my own hair! I am not some cluelessly inept little thumbsuck. If you would atop habitually confiscating and hiding every object sharper than silk sequin pillows, my split ends would be gone already.
My little Peanut is not only a comedian but a well respected teacher! They've truly come a long way in the last twenty-four hours, it brings tears to this proud mother's eyes! #MomLife #ProudMom
Fascinating dearth of tags. Was I not intended to learn of the do-over legume?
Waking up with a cup of coffee and irish cream to boot! What's your drink of choice in the morning? #momlife #grrmornings #substances
oh my god is this what she was like?
What a simple yet nutricious way to start the day! Keep them bones strong!
Good afternoon, everyone!
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youre assuming that im flirting by calling her shawty when shawty is a title of high honor to me
This mom is officially tuckered out! More adventures await tomorrow though, might battle some dust bunnies! Who knows?! Good night everyone!
This mom needs a vacation! One could say I girlbossed a little too close to the sun! Lol! #MomLife #MomHumor
Winding down and getting comfy! I can feel the stress of today simply melt away! #AMothersWorkIsNeverFinished #MomLife
Not gonna lie, I'd open my arms for you, get comfy. #nsfw #flirtingnglchat
Got that fancy badge everyone's been talking about! How does it look?
say, ma'am, how *does* one procUre sUch a badge? i've been largely in the dark aboUt its meaning.
Through the moderators of the site! Right now, it's advised to speak with @writenRevolution about obtaining one!
I've got so many fans on here I just realized... Hi everyone! :D
Oh poor soul... you seem to be underappreciated as well! Don't worry, dear. I see you!
Where does the time go, seems like yesterday I was "mommy" or "mama" and now I'm either "bruh" or "bitch"... children will be children I suppose. SMH! #MomLife
my job is stacking paper and hanging wvith milwves. milfs? still not clear on that one
Lil' miss, all I have left is $16 (I was shaken down for the change) and half eaten pancakes with ihop butter pecan syrup.
hey did i say give me your wallet if and only if you have more than what i need to by a mcchicken? 16 bucks is 16 bucks bro