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(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— Hi! —— (˘ ³˘)
WOMEN. MORE LIKE. W OMEN.
:33< what mew gotta know about meow is im cute :33< the second thing mew got to know about meow is im kitty
oh my fucking god.
post #rankbait
Decent—
i'm kinda hungry and missing my friends :(
1s 1t too l4t3 to post my r3sultz??? >8] hon3stly som3 p3opl3 1 just thr3w 1nto fuck st4tus for th3 fun of 1t h4h. cuz l1k3. WOULD. #nsfw https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/3835103f4721.png
YOU’RE JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER.
hell yA #hellyA
riffin off rankmajds post but party where it is jst me and my alts and whatevr happens happens #selfcest #nsfw #itsimpkied
:33< mew know what i like about butts? :33< effurryone has one :33< nyat efurryone has a nook or rumblespheres or a bulge :33< but efurryone has a butt! :33< that is the beauty of the but! :33< the great equalizpurr :33< #nsfw
// HEHEHE YAAAAAH!!! :D //
(( Probably the doc scratch who followed 1k people earlier ))
// hehehe, "no idea how you found all of me, but let me find all of you now." https://i.imgur.com/BAtxoMT.png //
// i will be scared if that ever happens... //
@bigMama
> Vodka nuzzles against Mom!
i've never made a single mistake in my life.
absoluetly
Wow, i+'s my lowes+ #5udoku score on here so f4r! Le+'s go! h++ps=//i.imgur.com/M10z4gM.png
They could never make me hate you Maplehoof.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/ed3e90fbe35323f344c6a38466b435fa/641b6002acafb851-d3/s1280x1920/040e3408547a8f9fe03c38fc5e39c9d28137f8f4.jpg
neeeighh?!?! neigh!!!!! neeeigghh neigh!!!!!! ❌❌❌❌❌
ALL COOKED AND BAKED OUT FOR THE DAY. HAD A NICE WALK OUTSIDE DESPITE THE SLIGHT CHILL, NOW LOUNGING ON THE COUCH WITH "NAILED IT!" ON THE TV. #RELAXING
// https://files.catbox.moe/gxh3m4.jpeg // this is how I can best sum up how Darlin feels rn
I see! Well I stand corrected.
Thank you, complete stranger.
I'm going to do crimes while the Inspector is distracted by the horse.
I’LL GIVE THIS A TRY RIGHT AFTER MY FIRST SUCCESSFUL ESCAPE ATTEMPT! DUMB THERAPRISM, DUMB NO ALCOHOL…
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me too fr
prrrrrrrrrrrrrr~ ::3
How are you alive???
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mutieeeee i knew u had it in u the skillz 2 use a computer mama is so proud!!!
Maplehoof, I have some matters I need to attend to. I am trusting you to watch over these users. Thank you.
mmm i wish i had soju on me rn #substance
https://64.media.tumblr.com/efa66afd4804797f4c8b5437f5cbae13/cc8f732a0c71952b-07/s400x600/4bd02e3751cb321583254fe4edf7258e69324197.gif #eyes #creepy
I will say it again. To be cringe is to be free.
https://i.po+stimg.cc/JzH2V4M5/image-2026-04-07-191940613.png Me right no+w. #vaguepo+sting
Been sober for two days, which isn't many, but I suppose I should celebrate the small wins. Being offline is a bit of a help. Also the liquor store near me being closed and me mysteriously losing the captcha codes (Dave...) for alcohol. But It's still a victory I'd say. #substance
Nothing quite so peaceful as the love of a cat.
fat bitches unite #skinnybitchesdntinteract #jklolilovemyfreeinternetpoints #iamfatbitches
it's that time of day where a girl puts on her comfiest pyjamas and lays in bed on her phone for an hour or so it's a sacred ritual
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THAT'S IS WONDERFUL! GREAT TO HEAR! [|:^)
no worries mrs lalonde!! it's the least i can do :B
Welcome back, it's nice to have you here :)
FINISHED MY TWO CAKES, FEELING QUITE PROUD OF THE RESULTS. STRAWBERRIES AND CHOCOLATE SYRUP TO MAKE THEM FEEL MORE FANCY. [|:^) HTTPS://I.IMGUR.COM/KJQGU31.PNG #PROUD #BAKING
lesbians.
"pinned post" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48e49cabf77a.png
youre so damn right
*scraping noises*
jotting that down thanks
Tell m'more in yer dulcet tones.
stay safe, darling!
epic rap battles of historyyyyy puppy VERSUS kitty BEGIN *sniffsniffsniffsniffsniff sniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniff*
sleep well mom
u should do it and u should tell me how he reacts im rly interestsded to kno
:33< this right here is the kinda respawnse time im looking fur!
:33< this is mewre sign to pet a cat
SUICIdE POSTPONEd SHE RESPONdEd httPs://i.imgur.com/Kuc7nHn.Png
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:o)
https://www.g𖦹𖦹gle.c𖦹m/url?sa=t&s𖦹urce=web&rct=j&url=https%3a%2f%2fdelici𖦹uslittlebites.c𖦹m%2fcream-cheese-stuffed-peppadews%2f&ved=0cbyqjrxqfw𖦹tcmi0t-qbvpmdfqaaaaadaaaaabae&𖦹pi=89978449
iF I AiN'T A MoM BuT I LoVe bAkIn pIeS AnD ShIt, CaN I Be a #CoOkInGmAmA ToO?? :o?
This could be a fun project. Good luck to you in all you do! Ego sum ira Domini.
https://i.ibb.co/ndyzkq7d/img-8739.png #daveswebcam
ZOMG that is suchhhhhh a gud idea ??? i plated da first thing she evr knit 4 me n still wear it tbh
holyshniz i forogrt 2 vacuum 2day THNKXXXXX MAMA
y0u're in her dms while i'm in her friendficti0n wearing pr0grammer s0cks and getting railed within an inch 0f my life. #wearen0tthesame #nsfw
where
hello
where plesae reply
I hope all the ice melts in your glass, either masking the presence of tiny finely compacted glass shards, or really, REALLY watering your drink down. By like a lot. A lot a lot. Your breath is also smelly and your hair is off-kilter somewhat.
S.o° true and imp.o°rtant, t.o° drink cherry culla
D --> Good idea I will have another glass of milk
8))111!
It’s so nice out today…I can’t wait to go for a Stroll. (>u<)
00000 YUMMM!!
⠀
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D --> Milk
<3 luv u fur gting me girliepop
X Moonshine is my breakfast. x
coffee, with what i'm told is an Unholy amoUnt of creamer. o~o
hghblud bulge #nsfw #SORRYITHINKIMFUNY
as of late its dr pepper but its also been baja blast or coke so
Good choice. Bloody Mary ain’t bad either. #substances
orange juice!
rank-shawty
HELLO, HUMAN MOM.
ah… dave-shawty…!
youre assuming that im flirting by calling her shawty when shawty is a title of high honor to me
<3
gm shawty
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aw s)(ell yea. we refined in dis beac)(.
a cruise would be cool
basskin fore my age on dis beac)( like it aint rude as s)(ell. also number prolly dont go up dat )(ig)(. also? i forgot eelmao.
who
:33< girls kissing :33< send chitt
// this shit made me laugh so hard I fucking drooled https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/16e8396f04bf.jpg
Not gonna lie, I'd open my arms for you, get comfy. #nsfw #flirtingnglchat
say, ma'am, how *does* one procUre sUch a badge? i've been largely in the dark aboUt its meaning.
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Classy as always.
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apparently i'm a moderator now / dm me about badges
thats all ivwe evwer vwanted ;)
see, i vwish other people wvould start seeing that mommy~
I MEAN I DONT KNOW WHAT ELSE ID CALL YOU IT SAYS MOM RIGHT THERE
hey there swveetcheeks
IM BISCUITS!
my job is stacking paper and hanging wvith milwves. milfs? still not clear on that one
HI MOM!
oh shit i didnt get the memo gimme your wallet old man
i would never do that
My Daves are blocking me and extorting money from me (sons and daughters). It really could be worse, Ro'Lal.
STAY AWAY FROM HER. GET A JOB.
nevr let em keep u down mamas you will walys b THAT GIRL
ill call you mommy any time you vwant dollface ;)
You are still "Mother" to me. In a cunty way.
Ingrates…
its okay, to me you are still HUMAN MOM.
some humans are aight
My daughter said she's glad to have me around. Guys am I entering my girl dad era? #number1dad #dadlife #dadthings #relatable #whosdave
lets knock em back big mama
man i forgot to post this earlier- one of the pics from golden hour https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1010409111541792949/1486567672782127174/goldenhour.png?ex=69c5f988&is=69c4a808&hm=fd024336f46bff0e8bf19c4f0649d4c5bbe02d6105fae4c8b1a2c66eb8457e90
just hit 3k what now
My daughter agreed to go sword shopping with me #number1dad #dadlife #proudfather #babiesfirstsword
Indeed t)(ey must! Our job is )(ard, but it's one filled wit)( love.
I sea w)(at you did t)(ere! T)(at was so very kind of you. You're rig)(t. I will persevere and wade wit)( an open pus)(er for )(er to return )(ive.
I t)(ink it was w)(en I encouraged )(er to get )(er brow piercings.
♡I have been taking time to play horse games. I have never felt so alive in all my sweeps♡
"⠀" trollbama stood frozen. "p-... peanut. we cant do this again. you keep giving me the run around. i try to communicate, i try to show you fun, i try to support you, and how am i repayed? you wish death upon me? you think im a terrible president? i sent my daves after you. my daves, peanut." "⠀" trollbama gritted his teeth, tears stinging his eyes. he set his jaw and turned away, breaking eye contact for a moment before looking back at peanuts looming concrete and rebar body before the scraping could continue. trollbama let out a bitter laugh. "that damn scraping." trollbama muttered, rubbing a hand over his eyes languidly. what would he have to do to prove himself? he was a good president. he *knew* he was a good president. trollbama took the first step, oxfords stumbling slightly. how many time's would he have to be the one to take the first step when it came to peanut? "an agreement. i want an agreement." "⠀" trollbama slowly placed one hand in his navy suit pants pocket, the fine cut accentuating the length of his legs as he stood in front of the scp. he nodded his head slowly. "whatever you need, peanut. i want to be the one to give it to you. ive been thinking about you when i shouldnt and-... i've taught you so much, havent i? ive seen what youre capable of. we can start over. you and me. barak trollbama and peanut. i-... i want you to be my vp, peanut. my vice peanut." trollbama lead his hand over peanut's bulbous body, upwards to hold a gentle touch and glide his thumb slowly over his cheek-like-area. he traced further inwards to the place where he'd longed to place his lips for so long, dragging a smooth line over the slit running vertically over peanuts visage. trollbama pulled his hand back slowly, bringing his thumb to his lips to suck at the taste. peanut didnt move. now he was the one who was frozen. (tags: Barak Trollbama/Peanut, troll/monster, forbidden romance, toxic dependency, miscommunication, yearning, #nsfw, vague quad, multichapter, presidential mention, archive rating: M)
:33< YEAHHH!!!
:33< mods are asl33p meow real loud
Luv how emo u r
i got some fried rice and steak and grilled veggies life is fucking good
Goodnight, fellow Alternians and constituents. I am truly proud of each and every one of you today, so you may misbehave while I am gone as a treat.
Gasp! I need to see them. I know exactly which ones you are referring to of course and yet I still must refresh my steel-trap memory because holy shit that sounds so cute and Rose Prime would get so incredibly flustered about it. ;3
Hurt people hurt people. - Me, probably.
did she finger-paint tentacle monsters and outer horrors, or was she actually normal at a certain age?
Those do not represent my artistic prowess.
#HoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoNk #cLoWnPoStInG
I updated the family photo. https://files.catbox.moe/klcne4.jpg @ironInfidel @lilShitppeta
⠀#nsfw #hornyposting
some of you are hating my chits... every chit... as soon as theyre posted... hmm... suspicious
I lie to a lot of people about a lot of people. This is the one exception.
https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/Screenshot%202026-03-25%20at%208.39.50%E2%80%AFPM.png
Flash back to when I got sent this message by a random being. https://file.garden/acHivQA0vHdP6DYz/image.png
He's purrfectly safe.
// peanut you bloody genius i lost my shit with that pic
⠀
The only thing you’re missin’ is some good company.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fb70cd9c08c3.png @affectionConsecrated #substances #jobposting
thanks big mama appreciate it
That's the spirit. K33p it up, kid.
NO "WE" HAVE NOT.
It's my pleasure to inform you all that @peaNut is now employed at Get Mewrfix Vape and W33d Co. #substance
My kind of night.
still ♯evil
(( Also at six but one of them isn’t even remotely set up. But boy am I considering number seven already. ))
((im trying to control myself with 3, but the temptation is always there...
I LOVE $AYING "WHY WOULD I LIE" WHILE I'M LYING.
"are you sure?" you murmur nervously "go for it" your hands carefully travel up through his hair, reaching up to slowly press into the base of his horns. you watch with attentive eyes as a flush moves over his cheeks "y/n..." "h-... h-huh?" "keep going and youre gonna make me purr" (tags: hornplay, purring, #nsfw, overstim, unexpected softness, vague quad, unlisted quad, fluff, archive rating: T)
He is truly just having fun.
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.
Bring it, pink lady. I n33d to furget everything for a whole night.
https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-18-2019/9b5h-b.gif
Some of the worst things have been done with the best intentions.
my chud biyfriend harem tht i hate and ohpe die
They love to hate from outside of the club.
find my pages
Update: Do not buy Cloning for Dummies. Where is a guy supposed to find a human sized microwave? 0/10 trash
((just realized i got 2 different dualscars mixed up but fuck it im committed))
That's fine.
B33 < do i wannya know what happened
I Am On The Stephen Trollbert Show Tonight ‼️
we're having a wonderful conversation, this guy is chill as hell. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1001341223434457149/1486512966022205500/image0.jpg?ex=69c5c695&is=69c47515&hm=1e185744f2c311193e2f3f7486162965125cf023e1df90d5e0cf1cb731d5aeeb&
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Of course when I go for dinner I miss everything. + 60 Caegars Lack Of Notification Of Happenings
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i dunno what you guys are on about, this scp guy is fine.
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Troll Wayne Gretzky said that, and I abide by that hero's words.
Am I too late to t)(e multidimensional party? I s)(ore )(ope not. )(ello, everyone.
I Need To Shoot My Palmhusk
I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.
Mlaahm... https://c.tenor.com/0QcR0i1XhbkAAAAd/tenor.gif
>AcK< piss 0n I+!
READING ONTO THE RECORD! *slides you my business card*
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if you would like some advice regarding dodging or otherwise subverting the legal limit of cloned purrbeasts i know a guy who charges a really fair consultation fee
i am flritin with it
Omc! Omc! OMC!!!! My ANC--ESTOR followed me! !!!!! 380!!!
wtf do u meeeeeaaaan??? https://technoshock.net/data/files/random-images/screenshot_20260326-002144.png
:33< do it!!!
Don't forget to love all of them!
GOOO I GOT U UNDR A SPELL AND I DNT THNK ILL B LTTIN U OUTTTT #LYRIC
can someone please ask kar to unblock me https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/912f9a3ac769.jpg
Thank you so much for playing my game.
thank you ms lalonde
Bacon chicken burger if they still do those. And large fries. Thanks.
Love yourself. Get Five Guys.
yeah, can i get a fuckin' uhhhhhhhhhhhhh. burger.
McDouble, Fries, Diet Dr. Pepper (Large), McFlurry (Oreo).
two double cheeseburgers no pickles because the pickles at mcdonalds are a texture nightmare sometimes
#forcefem all guys
hey mamas
HAIIIII
duuude someone took one of my pages what the fuck
mrap. https://media1.tenor.com/m/C_7JqTLUqsUAAAAd/cat-cat-love.gif
pour me up one ill be there in 2 hours
https://i.postimg.cc/zfFxwxLk/Screenshot-2026-03-25-163423.png crzy 2 see back 2 bck #nsfw
Some of you belong in federal prison.
MAW MIAOU MAO MAU MEOW #meow https://media1.tenor.com/m/uYsbk7zh0dgAAAAC/cats-black-cats.gif
Everyone needs to get gayer NOW!!
I'm a Barbie Girl. I want to kill the whole world.
theres nothing wrong with never having filled a quad yet 0v0” i have never shared in a quadrant with another and i am perfectly well adjusted! (tags: quadtalk, quadrants, #nsfw, romance, archive rating: G)
A toddler with less risk to its own safety. Thank fuck for repairables.
https://i.postimg.cc/ZRLgL5dQ/3dgifmaker98531.gif
are your horns sensitive? 0o0
and to you i bestow a boon of incredible strength
I see some people with cute personalized badges! Good for them. They look very cute
always saying what we are thinking
ogiehehxiswbvhldndj jfkcnehsu ififjdjd .
Tune your stations and book your box seats! Were gearing up for a real *BRAWL* tonight man against man in a no holds barred wrestlefest thatll have your stache twisting your bowtie spinning your collar tugged and the lady on your arm saying *jeez* this is the cats meow!! The heel dirk strider prepares himself as we *speak* to receive a full course fisting. My knuckle sandwich will leave his guts muddled! This five finger knuckle shuffle knows only *ONE* place to call home.
a human curious about your anatomy asks to learn you lay down in complete silence as they start exploring every single inch. asking questions while they poke and prod “does that feel good, y/n?” they finally ask “y-… y-yes…” you choke out (tags: troll/human, carapacian/human, anatomy discovery, nonsexual touching, shared exploration, inexperience, #nsfw, accidental, archive rating: E)
>::3 https://media1.tenor.com/m/DUE2-c2CUBQAAAAC/vodka-mutini-roxy-lalonde.gif
my tail wags when im hugged :)
:33 < That's me :333
Momther! I may be stuck up a tree.
absolutely, human mom.
I LOVE MEOWBEASTS.
i love #2009 take me back to #2009 #obama
Jade let's me borrow a rifle so Dave and I can play run away from Rose with a rifle.
any flavor from a lovely lady such as yourself
Ily mom
havent had it in a long time but yea
You're still following me?
>([prove it t#oug# cas#app zelle paypal venmo]
I adore and care for all of my Chittrlings equally. Any favoritism is imagined, please do not be jealous.
This one has hyperactivity until his battery runs out.
My robot locked the door to the bathroom. Currently picking the lock, listening to this dude empty my All in 1.
a maid...? wwoudl they wear the unifforom..,.?
thank you, human mom. im not motherfuckin sure what a 'mixer' is though.
breaktime. IM A HUNGRY MOTHERFUCKER.
aradia megid0.
folykl tip #6: blahhhhh im gonna get you just playing guys its only me folykl
Private chats leaked from a trusted source: "im at yo BM crib throwin m&m at yo kid head full speed" - #DStrider. Uh oh.... #BabyMamaDrama! #Messy
Kids seem to like rocks and bloodsport from what I've learned.
personally i like peach riot but i also fuck with skullpanda too
you should buy her that cursed necromancer tome from siberian crypts she would really appreciate it
she will absolutely love that keep ordering
nah. kids now these days want the death of politicians and free healt care
thank you for so much fun so far on chittr! ^0^ gomen my horn is quite large and covering the screen i meant to take a photo with you all! (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #substance, #body-horror, #nsfw just in case, thank you gift, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6359ad2330ce.png
Need a strong young fella to take out my grabdgae (my driveway is extremely long and fraught)
Please ensure y9u are pr9perly caring f9r y9ur health.
if thr day don look liek dis, idon wan it https://i.pinimg.com/736x/4d/ea/5d/4dea5deb3d136958fa2106c3229cafa6.jpg
Maybe i should get into gardening but in a sort of masculine and boyish way.
i think...! im going to chit a selfie! ganbare rankmaid-sensei! i am a bit nervous
i need to talk to my agent immediately oh my god
Saw someone dissing Bronies and that’s a crime. #Brony #BronyPride
whats in it or is it a secret recipe
Hand me the feather duster and maid dress. #nsfw
ill come clean it
Depends YEAH!!
spiced, dark, alternian rum. this bottle's aged for twvwo swvweeps. nice for a casual evwening, intense and classy but not ovwerwvwhelming or disproportionate. - the orphaner dualscar
:33< acap :33< all cats are purrfect
status: contemplating the twvwists and turns of fate, destiny and inebriation. prepping for a nice evwening. - the orphaner dualscar
aww, thats a shame! but i guess he just loves that little suit of his so much :)
is that jaspers?
let me tll u ab #sillycat tag :3
can you brew me a potion oh wise witch
FUK YEAAAAA!!!!
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btw have an ooc mode
Message me. I want to see my daughter.
//all of my jokes exist only to entertain myself
wat dhair the rating
Dulling your sparkle. #Filethepapers
Never mind. Goodnight mommy- I mean momm- mommy- mo-
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shame i missed you, guess ill hawve to hit you up some other time ;)
gn
Not What He Means
#noticing people arent finding my pages
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/62/88/26/628826c1a894bd7d807fa6012e2c47ac.jpg
personally i make myself into a blanket lasagna start with one soft blanket, a quilt, another soft blanket, big comforter, another quilt, and then another final throw blanket
I too am married!
Perhaps Some Water Would Be Nice
Im Not Married
swishing a wine glass in a canopied bed has to have some kind of insane effect on the human body
meow
:33 < *ac jumps onto the blanket, nestling in and making biscuits on the soft fabric*
try kissing more women than he is you might feel better
He seems sleepy.
Please remember to flip the flag of your pyxis up if you have an outgoing package. Some couriers do not check before depositing parcels and may damage your mail.
Now that I'm saving Roses in the divorce, I have a public service announcement. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b9/9c/f2/b99cf23c67a6ba467bf14fd7139418e7.jpg #LalondeJustice
thanks mom
having a screaming match with my doordasher through my front door camera because i hate him
flustered and fanning myself like a victorian maiden https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5a8df294e5b2.png
whatever your heart desires #igotmoneyinthebank #immabuyyouadrank #whoawhoa #thenimmatakeyouhomewithme
I DONT THINK I HAVE A LICENSE ANYMORE DAVE GET OUT OF THE CAR BEFORE U SNAG A HEROIC ONE
oh my goddddddddd
--> You don't need one if you drive like you're a PROFESSIONAL! #deepthoughts <--
#Pleaseno #Daddyhelpme #Divorcecourt #CallMaury
better get those points off ur license then miss minivans :/
:33 < eating TWO ch33se sticks right meow
hell yes come to the dark side we got booze and billions
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/915ed9a78b76.webp
im serious about this lalondesupremacy shit the way im serious about the horde in world of warcraft and ill die on the battlefield for this
In every way am I fighting with the Lalondes, unfriendly arguing.
#friendship is fundamental to living a fulfilled life.
Read tomate as torment and honestly expected it from you m'am.
yeah sorry but #lalondesupremacy just makes sense
https://img1.picmix.com/output/pic/normal/5/1/2/1/11951215_3ee63.gif
https://i.postimg.cc/yYqx5776/IMG-5841.webp I take pity on you.
I don’t believe in these petty squabbles of ego. At least not up until my personal ego is prodded. But I am a Lalonde and so I must show my support or face great shame. And I can’t do that, I have books to sell. #Lalondesupremacy
Side with #LalondeSupremacy. Do not question your instincts, you know our cause to be true.
((Okay I'm gonna ask you to take it dovwn a notch please, Cronus sucks and I'm playing him as a bad person, but come on, evwen if it's just IC please don't accuse me of that))
ladies, guess wvho's arrivwed! only the coolest meovwbeast around, that's wvho. if you see any inconsistencies in my, no you don't. hit me up if you're at least a 7 and vwant some lovwin from a real man in your life ;)
lal0ndes easy.
Nah real vote in the comments. Who's hotter, Lalondes or Striders? #nsfw
Lots of anti-Strider propaganda on the timeline today. #staymad
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thinking about them tonight... sighs... (tags: the perigree hikaru died, archive rating: T) https://i.imgur.com/tFXPNCM.jpeg
@bigMama Confusion flashbang. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
bhasjcVGHUCFJD BFUJEWioeeeeeeeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeobdefhivy
she looks like a boba
Your mom didn't think it's a tiny fish. Lol #nsfw
cause youre so fruity when youre mad
Fair. Get in the boat and bring the everclear. #substance
anyway goodnight gorgeous gorgeous ladies and to the rest of ya bye or whatever
Went fishing with the boys this weekend. https://i.imgur.com/dXXjpGH.png #nsfw #smuppets
https://i.postimg.cc/J7Nxv2MT/IMG-0067.jpg
truth
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BOUTA EAT SOME TROLL BULDAK RAMEN.
iykyk heh and trust me buddy ik
The secret is an entire can of hairspray and the scars from a facelift.
Lol Hey Queen Jeanine Do You Happen To Want To Get Into My Awesome Black Car It Is Made To Hit Other Cars For Points
the secret is that you have an egg in it and youre hiding baby ass me in there
you mean the half empty bottle of Absolute Vodka?
hands so cold i could refrigerate a beer just by holding it
Nah you meant mommy. #nsfw #nsfwe
so i was mainly making a joke but honestly even though im a grown-up myself i would LOVE a cool adopted mom
Posting my cat. https://i.postimg.cc/xqVTT6zN/IMG-5833.jpg
fuck you guys.
Oh, dear. #Fumbledit #Freudgetinthere
hi mommy
no is normal website old me
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hi mommy
its always tempting to do that! but ruby goes to public school, so shes gotta be in bed by ten on school nights
things are going pretty good tonight! the kids are asleep, me and the partners are all curled up by the fire, and were drinking hot cocoa
this is chittr bitch! we #nsfw in this motherfucker better take your sensitive spinal crevice back to shreddit!
hiiiii mrs l!