Fharma Agneau
@bigSoup
[ fresh produce and soup recipes ] leave me a message -> https://forms.gle/2KAyq5ZyjSQcF6JV9 [ he/him, voidovital, aroace, only platonic quads ]
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-> Depends On The Religious Proclivities Of Those You Intend To Sell To = Your Total Is $1.44
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🦈๋࣭⭑ 𓂃𓂁𓂃 I'm filled to t}{e brim wit}{ pαstα. 𓂃𓂄𓂃
8ird assignment for @cryhoundColortura - 8ird Name: Green-Cheeked Conure - Scientific Name: Pyrrhura molinae - VWingspan: 5- 55 in (12. 7- 13. 97 cm) - Family: Psittacidae - Genus: Pyrrhura - Order: Psittaciformes - Diet: VWaried Diet of fruits, seeds, flovwers, and much less on nectar and leavwes. - Habitat: Found in lowvland vwoodlands and forests (primarily deciduous) These are birds that are friendly to people and often are pet birds of some sort. https://formsgle/C6yiPHioP2L3xjcS6
-> Very Wonderful, Such Vibrancy Is So Stark Yet Somehow Not Even The Brightest Of These Creatures = Your Total Is $4.50
Need t0 get railed #nsfw
No #nsfw tag so I'm assuming this is about being ran over by a train #violence
-> No Violence Tag Either, I Believe They Are Perhaps Becoming Part Of The Railway = Your Total Is $9.60
Pronoun BEAM
...can... ...but will have difficult time communicating without sounding like grog......
-> One Thing I've Come To Appreciate About Human Culture Is Their Concept Of "safety Videos", Recordings Specifically Made To Inform Of Dangers Involved In Certain Lines Of Work. I Feel Many Trolls Could Benefit From Such A Concept = Your Total Is $5.35
useless ####
-> What Does Not Effect You Appears Useless Until You Become The Target = Your Total Is $1.50
everything 4ppe4rs useless ## i 4m shrouded 4nd # immune to # being the t4rget
-> No One Is Immune, If You Think You Are Then You Are Already A Target = Your Total Is $1.77
It's not just me that appreci8s a troll who 8egs, right? I mean just picture them, on their knees, collared, wrists tied. On the ground, panting and whining... ...I need to go use the load gaper for a 8it.
-> Paisley And Baisley Are Already Hard At Work Making Soup Shooters. It Seems They Even Roped In Our Newest Companion (who I Have Not Learned The Name Of But I'm Sure They Will Speak When Comfortable). https://64.media.tumblr.com/2f64fca200d717504a935eccf94b4d0e/c6b86100b483c1df-aa/s1280x1920/26dfcc4a8f863d23085f99015cb23c3d929eb54b.png = Your Total Is $14.20
Please tell them hell-o-o- and I l-o-o-ve them PLEAASE
-> They Say "squeak Squeak!" hehe, I Kid, They Say "thank You" = Your Total Is $17.38
GUYS ITS FUCKING HOT DOG DAY WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME make sure to gobble as many glizzies as u can. i know what im gonna be eating for dinner rn
-> Hmmm That Makes Me Think, Is There Such Thing As Hotdog Soup? I May Be Discovering Something = Your Total Is [reset]
i mean. when u cook hotdogs u need to put them in boiling water and the water gets the hotdog residue. so like. potentially the hotdog soup. even though its more of like a. flavored water than a soup. ive heard it called hotdog soup before tho lmfao. my roommate has said that a couple times :P
-> To Me That Sounds Like A Broth Due To The Infusion Of Flavor Given By The Hotdogs Into The Water Rather Than The Direct Combination Between Ingredients. Personally I Prefer A More Wide Array Of Produce Mixed Within My Soups But The Broth Could Be A Good Starting Point = Your Total Is $6.90
What if I was a w-o-o-rm...
Can I have it free? :)
-> Hmm I Prefer Mutual Exchanges... But I Suppose In This Scenario I May Allow It = Your Total Is $0.99
:) In return f-o-o-r y-o-o-ur kindness.. I will give y-o-o-u my m-o-o-st bel-o-o-ved fl-o-o-wer.
-> I Appreciate The Offering, But Perhaps Something So Valuable Should Stay In Your Possession? = Your Total Is $1.44
what the fuck is going on
-> Brand New Products At Fantastic Prices = Your Total Is $6.10
-> Most Non-livestock Animals Which Live At My Hive Are Rats, Children Of My Lusus Douglass. Some Can Be Quite Large And Rowdy While Others Are Shy And Small, But Regardless They Are Unmistakably Rats. i Mention This As A Mouse Has Recently Tried To Assimilate Itself Within Our Group. It Is Incredibly Tiny In Comparison To The Rattlings And Noticeably Different In Color To Douglass. Its Face And Tail Also Give Credence To This Not Simply Being An Underdeveloped Pup. i Was Worried Some Of The Rats Would Possibly Attack Or Harass The Mouse, Especially The More Rowdy Pups, But To My Surprise They've Let Her Join Their Troupe. It Seems They Have Obtained A New Sibling. = Your Total Is $1.98
do your rats cook
-> A Group Of Them Do, But Only If They Feel Like It. Douglass However Is A Constant Help With My Work. i Must Note That They Are Highly Hygienic And I Would Never Allow The Sale Of Unsanitary Products. = Your Total Is $6.50
oh of course not I assumed they are very nice and clean little guys I was just curious if the legends were true
-> The Legends?... ah I Think I Understand despite The Size Of My Bangs There Unfortunately Is No Rat Pulling The Strands Like A Marionette = Your Total Is $17.38
DAMNNNN still cool though I'd fuck up some soup made 8y little rat hands
-> Paisley And Baisley Often Experiment With Their Own Recipes, Though Their Portions Are Rather Small. It's Not "fuck Up"-able Size But I Could Offer Perhaps A Soup Shooter = Your Total Is $14.15