BlackHat Incorporated™
@blackhatInc
BlackhatInc™ is here to dispense the finest goods and services to any and all villains who may have trouble with any PESKY heroes you may have afoot! We sell the best services a villain could ask for!
@BLACKHATINC NUKE @HYPERKINETICRABBITY THIS GUYS HOUSE NOW!!!!
That... Is not how we operate, Demencia. Sorry to inform you of this. - BlackHat Incorporated
GRAAAHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK I NEED TO CHEW ON SOM3THING!! DJKEODOSOSM DJKHAJA HAHAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
Please refrain from chewing on any denizens you find in this universe, Miss Demencia. We need them for future upcoming festivities, Black Hat would not be pleased... - BlackHat Incorporated
THIS SHIT AGAIN, WHAT YHE FUCK WOUL D YOU KNOW ABOUT MY PRECIOUS LORD BLACK HAT?!?!?!?! FUCK YOU!!!
I receive direct order from the media department, which, in turn, comes from the very top. It is a simple trickle down effect. I hope that gives you clarity. - BlackHat Incorporated
That would not be wise for my own wellbeing. And not to mention, I will just be subsequently replaced by someone else in my steed if something happens to me. And yes, trickle. I need to think out my future career more... - BlackHat Incorporated
In other news not relating to the oncoming future event, we are soon releasing a newfound product-line of weaponry... It is simply dubbed "The Ball". It is a typical look bouncy ball, however, our ever diligent scientists have found out a way to make the properties of it bouncy to a *lethal* degree. Simply throw it into a room, and watch as it shall concuss every foe within the confines of a hallway or room. A feature added to it, a state-of-the-art gravitational return, as upon the command of a hand movement, it shall cease activity in mid air and return to the user. We also plan on coming out with a stealthy version, so no bouncing rubber shall sound upon hitting ANY surface! Stay tuned for more on this, for it is still in its prototype phase.
Indee— ... She has an account now, we are all doomed. - BlackHat Incorporated
I am not Black Hat, I'm just a lowly worker, Miss Demencia. Black Hat does not engage in such simple quarrels himself, such as... "Social Media". - BlackHat Incorporated
YOU DONT KNOW THAT WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??? YOU DARE SPEAK FOR MY LORD BLACK HAT?!?!? ILL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!
Apologies for the lack of an update yesterday, denizens of Chittr. We got hit with an EMP while we were busy expanding our grasp within this multiverse. Our systems have been fully brought back online, and the assailants in question have been swiftly dispatched, there will be no further statements in regards to this. We promised to give an update, and here it is. We are opening a celebration party for our arrival within this universe! There will be plenty of festivities available to those that wish to come, any and all is allowed within this, this is mostly a villain-directed event, though even heroes are urged to come (to their own discretion of course). There will be events hosted by the very Black Hat himself, accompanied by Dr. Flug! The events that shall entail are: Dancing, fighting, carnival-esque communal games, party games, drinks, and plenty more where that came from! We urge you all to come! This will take date on the Tuesday that is upcoming, and multiversal coordinates shall be posted upon that day at approximately 6 P.M EST. We hope that you all arrive to celebrate our grand opening and outreach into YOUR universe! This is a limited time event! You don't want to miss out, especially on the gifts that shall be subsequently handed out at the end of it all. We hope to see you there. - BlackHat Incorporated https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b43e760d5c81.jpg
NOW THIS WILL BE INTERESTING.
We do hope this tickles your fancy. We have heard much about you, Lord English, and we hope to have you as a guest amongst the festivities. - BlackHat Incorporated
o-|= i hark there be villains upon us… =>
Indeed so! And we shall continue to expand our business to them. Thank you. - BlackHat Incorporated
Here at BlackHat Incorporated, we pride ourselves in knowing exactly what anyone may want or need for any villainous endeavors they may have! Whether it be any gizmo or gadget for mass hypnotics, weather change, or simply more firepower, you GOT IT with us! Get your fresh new gear today, villains! Also for a limited time, we offer free shipping AND a limited edition Black Hat poster to new customers of this dimension ONLY! Get yours today, get evil today. - BlackHat Incorporated https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4ca6fea053b8.jpg
For this comment, we are dropshipping you via a portal a fresh pipebomb pre-armed just for you! We hope that this helps with further reading endeavors. - BlackHat Incorporated
Does this offer extend to heroic endeavours?
Here at BlackHat Incorporated, our technology is made to crush heroes. However, doesn't mean we don't play both sides of the fence when needed! But this comes at an extended price. - BlackHat Incorporated
You dre$$ well but damn you’re about to be a pain in my fuckin a$$, I can already tell.
Our CEO/Leader is a pain for any hero or competition. We crush them both without as much as dusting off our clothes. Thank you. - BlackHat Incorporated
TAHANKS TO HAT GUY JSUT DROPPED ME APIPWBOMVB
We at BlackHat Incorporated, have noticed that within this universe and this platform, engagement has been bleak. We plan on rectifying this and hope to reach the soul of those who may be skeptical of our dedicated cause. Something big is being planned for you lot, and we are pleased to announce such in the following week once things are in order. Stay tuned! - BlackHat Incorporated
Well to peak your interest, let's just say something big is being planned... I have been advised to not spoil any details until further notice. - BlackHat Incorporated
(Ey @imJunior, I would literally love you eternally if you could gimme a tophat/Black Hat badge of some sorts for this account. Would make my day hella if you would. 👉👈 Please and thank you.)
(Yes please. B) You can be as creative about it as you want too, I'm grateful for anything you'd give me at all!)
Hmm... #potential #juniorsuggestion: #hostsmallevent! #startsmallgroup! #juniorlikes #rewarding #characterinteraction + #charactergrowth #doingthis = #guaranteedbadge #wow #shiny #amazing #incredible
(Honestly? A great idea! I will begin planning post-haste then. Thank you! BD )
At BlackHat Incorporated, we are dedicated to our mission in spreading the thralls of villainy to every universe. If you agree with this sentiment, and wish to to assist, then we want YOU for the BlackHat Organization! Join us and we will not let you down, and crush whatever hero problems you may be facing! - BlackHat Incorporated https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0270625b94e7.jpg
dr strangeglove did it better sorry homie
We are made well aware of any of our competitors, but this has not stopped us from being the largest organization for villainy across the entirety of the multiverse. We're just now coming to universes near YOU! Trust and believe that we are better than anything you have witnessed, and we will prove such. - BlackHat Incorporated
Apparently since we have noticed a strong influx of... *Odd admiration* for our CEO, it has became so apparent that Black Hat has noticed this. He wishes to make another statement: "You insipid ANTS and your likes and fetishization of me is preposterous, so much so that not a single unit of measurement in this conceivable omniverse could describe how depraved you lot are. If you're thirsty, BE A PAYING CUSTOMER DAMN IT. Black Hat, OUT. THIS WILL BE MY ONLY STATEMENT IN THIS REGARD!!! Fucking idiots all of th—" Transmission over. He has given this photo as a, er... "Warning", so to speak. I just work here, okay? - BlackHat Incorporated #bodyhorror https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/33cc8a7a225b.jpeg
As he stated, as long as you're a willing participant to our cause, he may be able to oblige 2 minutes of his time. I don't know, I won't speak on his behalf. I don't want a missing or possibly an extra limb for doing so. - BlackHat Incorporated
You will have to reach out through either our website or direct messages for me to forward. I want to live, don't do this to me. Please and thank you. - BlackHat Incorporated