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BlackHat Incorporated™
@blackhatInc
BlackhatInc™ is here to dispense the finest goods and services to any and all villains who may have trouble with any PESKY heroes you may have afoot! We sell the best services a villain could ask for!
Apologies for the lack of an update yesterday, denizens of Chittr. We got hit with an EMP while we were busy expanding our grasp within this multiverse. Our systems have been fully brought back online, and the assailants in question have been swiftly dispatched, there will be no further statements in regards to this. We promised to give an update, and here it is. We are opening a celebration party for our arrival within this universe! There will be plenty of festivities available to those that wish to come, any and all is allowed within this, this is mostly a villain-directed event, though even heroes are urged to come (to their own discretion of course). There will be events hosted by the very Black Hat himself, accompanied by Dr. Flug! The events that shall entail are: Dancing, fighting, carnival-esque communal games, party games, drinks, and plenty more where that came from! We urge you all to come! This will take date on the Tuesday that is upcoming, and multiversal coordinates shall be posted upon that day at approximately 6 P.M EST. We hope that you all arrive to celebrate our grand opening and outreach into YOUR universe! This is a limited time event! You don't want to miss out, especially on the gifts that shall be subsequently handed out at the end of it all. We hope to see you there. - BlackHat Incorporated https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b43e760d5c81.jpg
NOW THIS WILL BE INTERESTING.
We do hope this tickles your fancy. We have heard much about you, Lord English, and we hope to have you as a guest amongst the festivities. - BlackHat Incorporated
o-|= i hark there be villains upon us… =>
Indeed so! And we shall continue to expand our business to them. Thank you. - BlackHat Incorporated
Here at BlackHat Incorporated, we pride ourselves in knowing exactly what anyone may want or need for any villainous endeavors they may have! Whether it be any gizmo or gadget for mass hypnotics, weather change, or simply more firepower, you GOT IT with us! Get your fresh new gear today, villains! Also for a limited time, we offer free shipping AND a limited edition Black Hat poster to new customers of this dimension ONLY! Get yours today, get evil today. - BlackHat Incorporated https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4ca6fea053b8.jpg
Does this offer extend to heroic endeavours?
Here at BlackHat Incorporated, our technology is made to crush heroes. However, doesn't mean we don't play both sides of the fence when needed! But this comes at an extended price. - BlackHat Incorporated
You dre$$ well but damn you’re about to be a pain in my fuckin a$$, I can already tell.
Our CEO/Leader is a pain for any hero or competition. We crush them both without as much as dusting off our clothes. Thank you. - BlackHat Incorporated
We at BlackHat Incorporated, have noticed that within this universe and this platform, engagement has been bleak. We plan on rectifying this and hope to reach the soul of those who may be skeptical of our dedicated cause. Something big is being planned for you lot, and we are pleased to announce such in the following week once things are in order. Stay tuned! - BlackHat Incorporated
Well to peak your interest, let's just say something big is being planned... I have been advised to not spoil any details until further notice. - BlackHat Incorporated
(Ey @imJunior, I would literally love you eternally if you could gimme a tophat/Black Hat badge of some sorts for this account. Would make my day hella if you would. 👉👈 Please and thank you.)
Hmmm... #tempting #badgeconsideration #justforyou?
(Yes please. B) You can be as creative about it as you want too, I'm grateful for anything you'd give me at all!)
Hmm... #potential #juniorsuggestion: #hostsmallevent! #startsmallgroup! #juniorlikes #rewarding #characterinteraction + #charactergrowth #doingthis = #guaranteedbadge #wow #shiny #amazing #incredible
(Honestly? A great idea! I will begin planning post-haste then. Thank you! BD )
Apparently since we have noticed a strong influx of... *Odd admiration* for our CEO, it has became so apparent that Black Hat has noticed this. He wishes to make another statement: "You insipid ANTS and your likes and fetishization of me is preposterous, so much so that not a single unit of measurement in this conceivable omniverse could describe how depraved you lot are. If you're thirsty, BE A PAYING CUSTOMER DAMN IT. Black Hat, OUT. THIS WILL BE MY ONLY STATEMENT IN THIS REGARD!!! Fucking idiots all of th—" Transmission over. He has given this photo as a, er... "Warning", so to speak. I just work here, okay? - BlackHat Incorporated #bodyhorror https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/33cc8a7a225b.jpeg
As he stated, as long as you're a willing participant to our cause, he may be able to oblige 2 minutes of his time. I don't know, I won't speak on his behalf. I don't want a missing or possibly an extra limb for doing so. - BlackHat Incorporated
You will have to reach out through either our website or direct messages for me to forward. I want to live, don't do this to me. Please and thank you. - BlackHat Incorporated
what2 fuckiing next department of dii2ea2e 2preadiing
We do indeed have a department, but it is not under such a crude label, it is the department of Bioweaponry Research. Thank you. - BlackHat Incorporated
Hello to all denizens of this platform. We, and more specifically, Black Hat himself has noticed that engagement has been low with our newfound organization taking hold here. The leader of this great organization has come forth to make a post himself. The following is from Black Hat DIRECTLY. "Greetings you miscreants of this forsaken platform. As you know, our assistance in spreading villainly across the multiverse has now led us here into this universe with this odd social media platform. A questionable business maneuver as I'm sure you're asking yourself, but don't fret or question our ways, for we only wish to expand both our profits AND evil across the multiverse, and eventually, the entire omniverse itself! All will kneel to the reign of villainy, and you will all clap for it. So don't be a coward, join us today to be the a part of the best in the business. Okay, now Flug turn this shit off I have other busi—" That is the end of the transmission from our CEO, Black Hat! And don't forget to stay tuned for more updates and details. — BlackHat Incorporated https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8feef737473c.jpeg
We at BlackHat Incorporated are willing to hear anything and anyone out and send it to the appropriate department. - BlackHat Incorporated
If you wish to conduct business with the CEO himself, then you are more than allowed to attempt such. If this is meant in, er... *Another* way, then we would highly advise against such for your safety. Thank you. - BlackHat Incorporated
I. Guess we will forward this to our media department. If you experience the loss of any limbs or blood, or have any physical or psychological distress after anything, we are not held liable in the eyes of the law. - BlackHat Incorporated
We at Blackhat Incorporated are proud as always to announce that we have come out with fresh merchandise to show your appreciation to us and the cause! We will be releasing plushies (both normal and exploding), posters, banners, and even garden gnomes that come with a free Blackhat tophat! The picture below shows our most sought after, and LIMITED poster of Black Hat himself. Please do enjoy, and buy while you still can. Time is limited! - Blackhat Incorporated https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fd6bed397f5e.jpeg
...Merchandise? I assume you've had your business floating around for a while. A bit strange I never heard of it, but if this is a brand new business... Well, merchandise immediately is quite the bold move, isn't it?
We have stood ground within the multiverse ever since Black Hat has had his reign, though our reach has only extended to this universe as of now. We are plentiful, and a business that is quite aged like fine wine. -BlackHat Incoporated
We are proud to announce that we have managed to salvage the technology from a recent universal excursion we have led, and our proud and dedicated team of scientists have taken it and given it QUITE the upgrade if we do say so ourselves, the Mark II BH laser rifle is out NOW! Oncoming are words from the head of our research and weaponry department, Dr. Flug, in regards to the capabilities and making of it. "This took a solid 2 weeks to replicate for our usage, and another month to apply the appropriate upgrades to fully ensure no self-detonations happen from any accidental "self destruction" button clicks, it now comes with a safeguard for that feature. The upgrades aformentioned now makes it so it has 3 modes, continuous, bust fire, and a mode that we simply labeled crudely as, ahem, "fuck around and find out" mode. I hope my efforts weren't in vain, because this took a lot of blood, sweat, radiation poisoning, and burns to accomplish in its creation." The MK II is out NOW on our website, and for those wanting to join our cause. - Sincerely, Blackhat Incorporated https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d56c983b22f9.jpg
#OOC POINTING AT THIS ACCOUNT VILLAINOUS MENTION EVIL IS OUR BUSINESS AND BUSINESS IS GOOD.
My, my, what a hefty beaut right there!
We have forwarded your appraisal to the head of our research and weapons department, Dr. Flug. He has a message that is wished to be relayed: "Thank you, kind sir! Me and my team do our very best in regards to our creations, and hope that this suffices for any of your blasting needs." - Dr. Flug
Greetings to all the denizens of this platform. Blackhat Incorporated is making its debut on here! This account is made for the publicity of our business practices. Making arrangements with us will only ensure you the best and finest weaponry any currency within the multiverse could grant you! We have deathrays of many kinds, bots that can handle any chore you could throw at them, or any size that you may need to strike those down that do not bend to your will! We only offer the finest and most quality of hero-vanquishing products you could ask for that not even the average black market could compare to, and we don't only offer goods and services, no, we also offer assistance and a variety of hero-hunters trained to the highest degree to assist in any pesky hero business that may be a thorn in your side! So what are you waiting for? Are you ready to become a real villain that makes those quake in their shoes upon your wake? Join and support our cause, and we will make this happen. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5a128dd2b47b.jpeg
Most curious... I suppose your services WOULD include keeping one safe from any and all potential legal repercussion, yes?
Indeed so, for we have our best team of lawyers dedicated to protecting those in need from any nuisance law, or any weaponry if you wish to take the more... *Lethal* route in protecting one's self. We have all you could ask for!
For those concerned about the privacy of interacting and engaging in business with us, you have our promise that we will respect your privacy to the maximum, and this is coming directly from Black Hat himself, for we have no need for any of your information in our practices. Stay evil, villains, and commit atrocities with the best of the best in the multiverse, aka... Blackhat Incorporated, of course! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bde65473346a.webp
My, my! How curious... Care to tell me more?
Refer to our pinned post for further details, and if that does not suffice, we will answer any questions needed. Thank you. 🎩