@cG β #fuckoff
I SINCERELY DO MISS HAVING A MATTRESS THAT DIDNβT SPEND EVERY FUCKING NIGHT TRYING TO CONVINCE ME IβD BEEN TRANSPORTED BACK TO MY SCHOOLFEED DAYS, ONLY TO GET BEATEN HALF TO DEATH BY A COUPLE OF SNOT-NOSED MIDBLOOD TORMENTORS WHO NEED TO USE ME AS AN EMOTIONAL OUTLET FOR THE FACT THAT THEIR LUSII PROBABLY DONβT LOVE THEM AND THEYβRE GOING TO BE DEAD IN A FEW WIPES FOR FAILING BASIC ARITHMETIC, BEFORE FINALLY BEAMING ME BACK INTO MY RESPITEBLOCK THE SECOND I DECIDE TO WAKE UP. I SHOULD PROBABLY JUST BURN THIS FUCKING THING AND INVEST IN A NEW ONE ALREADY, BUT THEN IβD HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE FLOOR OR LIE D...Read more
HELD OUT LONG ENOUGH WITHOUT GIVING IN TO THE WIDESPREAD SOCIAL-MEDIA SLOP VIRUS THAT'S INFECTED EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PERSON I'VE EVER KNOWN, AND WILL PROBABLY INFECT MOST OF THE PEOPLE I'LL EVER MEET IN THE FUTURE, INTO DOWNLOADING THIS PIECE OF SHIT APP. UNFORTUNATELY, IF I HAVE TO SCROLL PAST ONE MORE UNSOLICITED PICTURE OF SOME PERVERT'S BARELY CONCEALED BULGE OR AN AI-GENERATED VIDEO OF ANIMALS DOING RACIST HUMAN CARICATURES ON FINSTAGRAM, I WILL PERSONALLY PAY A VISIT TO THEIR HEADQUARTERS AND HAVE THEIR CORPORATE OFFICE LOOKING LIKE THE LAST ACT OF FUCKING βBRAINDEADβ. SO, I'M HERE. AND I'M FAR ...Read more