♠ hated by @caligulasAbyssal

says the guy with fake hipster glasses
If I knew where one of my kids were at I'd tell them to grab me a beer but I don't so I'm just gonna stare at the TV for a bit longer. #substances

∙☾__☽ you arre a pity ̶f̶arrm what's the issue?
the fuck did i do to get stuck under your gills man?
nice pfp chief, lookin svwell
yo @caligulasabyssal calm dowvn on the hate train chief, youre all up in my notifs spreadin like a rash
fish update fuckin snails
#listeningnowv #wvagueposting https://openspotifycom/track/6t3jeiashynbvw6z2mcruqc?si=gnqvwj1g-tevwoa-agl-2klq
only color that givwes me a headache is yellowv
oh no, my lobster too buttery and my steak too juicy
vwhy is that so hard to believwe?
harsh dollface, i got the experiences to back up my claims, come on nowv
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nowv this is my kinda newvsfeed. im enjoyin all these posts, keep it up
yall are freaks and i respect it
nowv im sittin here doin fuck all
you knowv, the fact evweryone stopped #hornyposting as soon as i got home is a hate crime
exactly vwhat im sayin
because ivwe been fuckin criticised about my musical preferences, heres one outside my usual #fuckyou #listeningnowv #suggestivwe https://openspotifycom/track/0kvw7nqrafeyahxqae4czg0?si=ye_8hs0_s1izuqrceqiudq
put your head on my shoulder, baby... #yearning #wvagueposting #listeningnowv https://openspotifycom/track/7eqnatkm78mkvwp6ahgxhevw?si=xlz-1kmzsaqn__vwcvw_prawv&context=spotify%3aplaylist%3a37i9dqzf1eidn18a8lgnzi
-{ why [B][E] [A]ngry wh[E]n you could t[A]k[E] ur [A]ng[E]r out [B]y goin g[A]mm[B]lin :)
how do you get a fellow highblood to be flusshed for you? no glue no borax! •:)

booo u 2uck

bro cares so much about human parental dynamics but so little about the lives of lowbloods right

good
fishy fucks are likin' my chits. do they even have wifi in bikini bottom. can i have karen's number.
eri dont laugh, its a serious tank crime. he might evwen go to fish jail

hey if youre ever down just remember you will always shit every poop you dont take its all in time
fuckin' ponies and shit.

i just realized ill never be able to eat cheese again what the fuck is the point
fish update, fuckin bastard sucker fish threwv a fit in the tank and nowv plants are evweryvwhere.

o| FiRsT TiMe u bEeN ReAl sInCe u gOt hErE |o
If anyone is currently in my kitchen can you bring me a beer? #substances

o| KeEp hAtIn, It oNlY MaKeS Me sTrOnGeR |o
Culinary crimes and food poisoning on the timeline. I’m shocked some of you have survived this long I’m ngl.

<<"t-they hate me because i'm all comfy and cozy with my many silly creatures...">>

piss city right now
goldblood season
Just keeping the line going. I've got nothing new.
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New psionics just dropped, they let you move through time.

o| HeLl nAh, EnJoY Ur pArAdOx tHo |O
https://i.postimg.cc/cCnBq3VB/Opera-Snapshot-2026-05-06-035908-chittr-ing.png is anyone else stuck in an infinite time loop between the seconds of -3000 and -2000

o| GoT SeNt #BoNeRpIlLs wHaT ThE FuCk aM I GoNnA Do wItH ThEsE |o
where do i get a troll becky to hold my calls

o| Oh sHiT DuDe, DiD U MaKe oLd iSlAnD, dId yOu mAkE ThE IsLaNd tHaT MaKeS YoU OlD |o
A ZEA OF YELLOW MY BLOOD RUNZ GOLD ZTEP TO MY ZHIT I'LL CAZT THE ZPELL THAT MAKEZ YOU OLD
everyone else turn yellow

nut up or shut up
you hussh! i heard about what happened in memo sspace today…

;)

o| MaKe sUrE To iNiTiAtE AnD ReSpOnD As hArShLy aNd eMoTiOnAlLy aS YoU CaN, iT Is iDeAl iF YoU EvEn oVeReXaGgErAtE YoUr fEeLiNgS FoR ThE SaKe oF DrAmAtIc eFfEcT. iF YoU HaVe aNy eMbArRaSsInG Or sAd pErSoNaL StOrIeS Do tElL ThOsE ToO, iT Is aLwAyS A GrEaT IdEa tO TeLl eVeRyOnE YoUr pErSoNaL InFoRmAtIoN |o













