Eridan Ampora
@caligulasAbyssal
Eridan Ampora - caligulasAbyssal he / him. blocks freely
today im feelin a bit queer
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bad time to be an ampora on dash man you should lay low for a couple hours
i dont support davve coming out as gay
i don't support your ugly fuckin scarf either
AND? AT LEAST HE COULD GET A RELATIONSHIP. YOU LITERALLY KILLED BOTH OF YOURS.
NOT WHEN YOUR BEING AN ASS TO MY FUCKING MATESPRITE. I DON’T TAKE KINDLY TO OTHERS BEING AN ASSHOLE TO MY DAVE.
karkat i can defend myself lmao
says the guy with fake hipster glasses
THIS IS THE SHITTIEST ATTEMPT AT FLIRTING I'VE EVER SEEN. BOTH OF YOU HAVE NO PITCH GAME.
evveryone cancel him NOW https://ibb.co/dww2gnFHD
Is there ★n option to t★ke you both out?
∙☾__☽ you arre a pity ̶f̶arrm what's the issue?
H3 B3TT3R L34V3 Y0U 4L0N3!!!!
evveryone stop wwhat youre doin im just PISSED right noww
my first experience bein kidnapped wwas so fuckin lame that i wwasnt evven scared at all wwhat the hell
evveryone has to ignore my first chit i wwasnt sober wwhen i wwrote it
∙☾__☽ ... why would you everr wanna be soberr? shits ass tbh
true but id rather not humiliate myself more than i already havve honestly
first time being kidnapped kind of nervvous
How Do You Even Manage This
holy shit red ranger no my kidnapper is a wwimp and he let me go im fine
this guy is horrible at kidnapping wwhat the fuck im just chillin in his house no restraints no nothin
im pretty sure someone is tryin to kidnap me an failing miserably
are we for real how many fucking kidnappers chose to wake up today
i don’t fuckin knoww but he has me mainly because i let him because i felt pity from howw shitty he is at it
evveryone stop wwhat you’re doin im angry
-{ why [B][E] [A]ngry wh[E]n you could t[A]k[E] ur [A]ng[E]r out [B]y goin g[A]mm[B]lin :)
im goin the fuck to bed i cannot handle the lowwblood jokes anymore #goodnight #fuckoff
booo u 2uck
anythin but the bad jokes again i fuckin beg this is hell on earth actually #dashwatching
captn buzzkil out h3r3
zek my dear my handsome friend and felloww partner in leather wwork i adore you dont do me like this
im still cool right
'Still'.
shut up this is a really important question directed to my really good friend zabrak
mmmm................... ya but ur on thin ic3 buddy
its mostly a playful jab dont wworry too much about it i dont like em personally
i wwill do my skincare then havve a peaceful 12 hour sleep after a wwonderful day of hating x
just found out they renamed 'beauty sleep' to 'ugly bitch' sleep 'cause of you. congrats, dude.
can wwe all dislike deadbeat dad’s neww post (bro strider)
I found iʇ. Enjoyable.
bro cares so much about human parental dynamics but so little about the lives of lowbloods right
パパみたいな人が欲しいの。ベータのタイムラインではパパへのコンプレックスがあるの。
i didn’t mean it in a fuckin vvore wway i meant it in a scary human eater wway wwhat the fuck #suggestivve
sleep phonk doesn’t evven fuckin wwork this is s
someone send a grenade to their location theyre conked out
oh hey good mornin howws it goin damn wwho the fuck wwould plan to send you grenades wwhile youre sleepin thats insane a em
i knoww the exact person wwho wwould fuckin plan that considerin the text i just laid my eyes upon
damn really wwho is that wwoww thats so wweird a em hope you dont gotta deal wwith their stupid ass anymore
ok i survvivved evveryone cheers
i’m gonna fuckin hurl sol poisoned me wwith this arby’s shit i’m dyin my last wwords are i fuckin hate pissbloods hhhebbtgnngjs
cod it’s like evvery time someone says pissblood you all get so agitated ovver the fact that it’s unoriginal so no i wwont make any better insults x
sol brought arby’s wwhat the fuck is this shit
m3at2
all a these gold bloods disgust me
o| KeEp hAtIn, It oNlY MaKeS Me sTrOnGeR |o
they wwerent lyin about his twwo bulges wwhat the glub
...D4R3 1 4SK WHO