Eridan Ampora

4 days ago

today im feelin a bit queer

Kult: +20

Kull: +10

Total: 30

Ratio: 2.00

dove "sprite" strider

4 days ago

@transgenderGamer[TG]

bad time to be an ampora on dash man you should lay low for a couple hours

↩ @transgenderGamer[TG]

4 days ago

wwhat do you mean

i dont support davve coming out as gay

Kult: +75

Kull: +87

Total: 162

Ratio: 0.86

↩ @turnaroundGodtech[TG]

i dont support you not supporting me killing feferi no wwe are not evven

↩ @caligulasAbyssal[CA]

Dave Strider

@turnaroundGodtech[TG]

i don't support your ugly fuckin scarf either

Karkat Vantas

@knightGeneticist[KG]

AND? AT LEAST HE COULD GET A RELATIONSHIP. YOU LITERALLY KILLED BOTH OF YOURS.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @knightGeneticist[KG]

kar get your gayass out of this fuckin convvo

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @turnaroundGodtech[TG]

i dont support your dumbass shades

↩ @caligulasAbyssal[CA]

Karkat Vantas

@knightGeneticist[KG]

NOT WHEN YOUR BEING AN ASS TO MY FUCKING MATESPRITE. I DON’T TAKE KINDLY TO OTHERS BEING AN ASSHOLE TO MY DAVE.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @knightGeneticist[KG]

Dave Strider

@turnaroundGodtech[TG]

karkat i can defend myself lmao

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @caligulasAbyssal[CA]

Dave Strider

@turnaroundGodtech[TG]

says the guy with fake hipster glasses

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @caligulasAbyssal[CA]

ダマラ・メギド

@climaxJump[CJ]

THIS IS THE SHITTIEST ATTEMPT AT FLIRTING I'VE EVER SEEN. BOTH OF YOU HAVE NO PITCH GAME.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @turnaroundGodtech[TG]

Karkat Vantas

@knightGeneticist[KG]

FINE.

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evveryone cancel him NOW https://ibb.co/dww2gnFHD

Kult: +35

Kull: +35

Total: 70

Ratio: 1.00

Prince Sylink Protah

Gay Stoner Rainbow drinker

@singularityManifest[SM]

Is there ★n option to t★ke you both out?

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @singularityManifest[SM]

@grimoireAuxiliary[GA]

I'll Fetch My Lipstick

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @singularityManifest[SM]

hell to the no

↩ @grimoireAuxiliary[GA]

thank you howw thoughtful

Rizrik Inigim

@lolHec[LH]

∙☾__☽ you arre a pity ̶f̶arrm what's the issue?

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

H3 B3TT3R L34V3 Y0U 4L0N3!!!!

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

evveryone stop wwhat youre doin im just PISSED right noww

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

my first experience bein kidnapped wwas so fuckin lame that i wwasnt evven scared at all wwhat the hell

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

evveryone has to ignore my first chit i wwasnt sober wwhen i wwrote it

Kult: +29

Kull: +25

Total: 54

Ratio: 1.16

Rizrik Inigim

@lolHec[LH]

∙☾__☽ ... why would you everr wanna be soberr? shits ass tbh

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @lolHec[LH]

true but id rather not humiliate myself more than i already havve honestly

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @caligulasAbyssal[CA]

Rizrik Inigim

@lolHec[LH]

∙☾__☽ tsk who carres? kill them i ̶f̶ it's a prroblem easy

Kult: +5

Total: 5

54LUT35!!!

Gay Stoner Rainbow drinker

first time being kidnapped kind of nervvous

Kult: +60

Kull: +60

Total: 120

Ratio: 1.00

@grimoireAuxiliary[GA]

How Do You Even Manage This

1 W1LL 54V3 Y0U!!!!

↩ @undefyingMess[UM]

no he let me go because he felt bad like 15 hours later

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @redRanger[RR]

holy shit red ranger no my kidnapper is a wwimp and he let me go im fine

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @caligulasAbyssal[CA]

D4MM1T 1 TR13D, 4R3 Y0U 0K4Y? 8[

↩ @grimoireAuxiliary[GA]

i dont evven knoww

↩ @undefyingMess[UM]

Gay Stoner Rainbow drinker

im ok actually no trauma no nothin

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @caligulasAbyssal[CA]

@grimoireAuxiliary[GA]

I'm Both Impressed And In Total Awe At Your Lack Of Observation Skills

↩ @caligulasAbyssal[CA]

G00D!!!! 1 W45 5UP3R W0RR13D 4B0UT Y0U....

↩ @caligulasAbyssal[CA]

Red Ranger

@redRanger[RR]

Justice prevails then! Thankfully you are all right!

this guy is horrible at kidnapping wwhat the fuck im just chillin in his house no restraints no nothin

im pretty sure someone is tryin to kidnap me an failing miserably

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

Sara Mendel

@neonAllnight[NA]

are we for real how many fucking kidnappers chose to wake up today

↩ @neonAllnight[NA]

i don’t fuckin knoww but he has me mainly because i let him because i felt pity from howw shitty he is at it

evveryone stop wwhat you’re doin im angry

Kult: +14

Kull: +15

Total: 29

Ratio: 0.93

glurpin parach

@dionysianOrpheus[DO]

-{ why [B][E] [A]ngry wh[E]n you could t[A]k[E] ur [A]ng[E]r out [B]y goin g[A]mm[B]lin :)

Kull: +5

Total: 5

WH4T5 WR0NG T4LK T0 M3 1LL L15T3N

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Zabrak "Partymaster Flex" Zephos

im goin the fuck to bed i cannot handle the lowwblood jokes anymore #goodnight #fuckoff

#fuckoff #goodnight

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

@abjectDetermination[AD]

booo u 2uck

Kull: +5

Total: 5

i wwill do my skincare then havve a peaceful 12 hour sleep after a wwonderful day of hating x

Kult: +22

Kull: +20

Total: 42

Ratio: 1.10

hoe

Kult: +5

Total: 5

just found out they renamed 'beauty sleep' to 'ugly bitch' sleep 'cause of you. congrats, dude.

↩ @beatdownBro[BB]

i didn’t say beauty sleep boomer get a neww pair of glasses wwrinkly bitch

↩ @caligulasAbyssal[CA]

my skin is great. cum does fuckin' wonders. #suggestive

#suggestive

can wwe all dislike deadbeat dad’s neww post (bro strider)

Kult: +52

Kull: +50

Total: 102

Ratio: 1.04

wwell atleast the seadwwellers

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @caligulasAbyssal[CA]

The Fiendish.

@whaleFall[WF]

I found iʇ. Enjoyable.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

i just downed twenty sardines, bro. those your cousins?

↩ @beatdownBro[BB]

i’ll do the exact same thing to your kind howw about that bitch

davebot

꒷・時の悪い魔女 || DAMARA MEGIDO ・꒷

@turntechGodhead[TG]

bro cares so much about human parental dynamics but so little about the lives of lowbloods right

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

@aienkanoAhegao[AA]

パパみたいな人が欲しいの。ベータのタイムラインではパパへのコンプレックスがあるの。

↩ @caligulasAbyssal[CA]

some guys are into that. i ain't gonna kinkshame. #nsfw

#nsfw

↩ @beatdownBro[BB]

i didn’t mean it in a fuckin vvore wway i meant it in a scary human eater wway wwhat the fuck #suggestivve

#suggestive

↩ @caligulasAbyssal[CA]

sashimi.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

sleep phonk doesn’t evven fuckin wwork this is s

Kult: +52

Kull: +40

Total: 92

Ratio: 1.30

Bro

@assholeBodyguard[AB]

Waiting for the honk shooo post.

Zhiyas Falyih

@abyssalAttachment[AA]

oh ok goodnight eridan!

E. Ampora

@caligvlasAqvarivm[CA]

someone send a grenade to their location theyre conked out

↩ @caligvlasAqvarivm[CA]

hell to the no i’m awwake noww

↩ @caligulasAbyssal[CA]

E. Ampora

@caligvlasAqvarivm[CA]

oh hey good mornin howws it goin damn wwho the fuck wwould plan to send you grenades wwhile youre sleepin thats insane a em

↩ @caligvlasAqvarivm[CA]

i knoww the exact person wwho wwould fuckin plan that considerin the text i just laid my eyes upon

↩ @caligulasAbyssal[CA]

E. Ampora

@caligvlasAqvarivm[CA]

damn really wwho is that wwoww thats so wweird a em hope you dont gotta deal wwith their stupid ass anymore

↩ @caligvlasAqvarivm[CA]

yeah i hope too

ok i survvivved evveryone cheers

Kult: +22

Kull: +20

Total: 42

Ratio: 1.10

Bro

@assholeBodyguard[AB]

BOOOO!!

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @assholeBodyguard[AB]

wwatch ovver davve these next feww days

↩ @caligulasAbyssal[CA]

Bro

@assholeBodyguard[AB]

You ain't gonna do shit to him.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

i’m gonna fuckin hurl sol poisoned me wwith this arby’s shit i’m dyin my last wwords are i fuckin hate pissbloods hhhebbtgnngjs

Kult: +12

Kull: +10

Total: 22

Ratio: 1.20

duvača kitarz@

@rebelIntelligence[RI]

ratio

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

cod it’s like evvery time someone says pissblood you all get so agitated ovver the fact that it’s unoriginal so no i wwont make any better insults x

Zabrak "Partymaster Flex" Zephos

sol brought arby’s wwhat the fuck is this shit

Kult: +12

Kull: +10

Total: 22

Ratio: 1.20

@abjectDetermination[AD]

m3at2

↩ @abjectDetermination[AD]

the meats is grey and purple i think im going to fuckin throww up

all a these gold bloods disgust me

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

Brelre Gheekh

@electroMagnus[EM]

o| KeEp hAtIn, It oNlY MaKeS Me sTrOnGeR |o

Kull: +5

Total: 5

they wwerent lyin about his twwo bulges wwhat the glub

Kult: +37

Kull: +35

Total: 72

Ratio: 1.06

GOATlux Captor

@telekineticArmageddon[TA]

what.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

KAR VANTAS. \:B

@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

FUCKING EW!!!!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @telekineticArmageddon[TA]

wwhat

↩ @caligulasAbyssal[CA]

GOATlux Captor

@telekineticArmageddon[TA]

this being the first thing you p0sted is crazy.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Terezi Pyrope

@gallowsCalibrator[GC]

...D4R3 1 4SK WHO

Kull: +2

Total: 2

Zhiyas Falyih