♠ hated by @carcinoGeneticist
that's fair i guess.
hey, i don't know which dave you consider yours. it could be any dave!
that is assuming i am not already your john...
can you prove that?
i will ask specifically your personal dave so that he will get plenty of opportunities to brag to you about how cool of a god father he is. and my baby is not fake there is a picture of her right there!
ok then maybe i will ask dave instead! he would be a great god father.
listen it all happened really fast. over the course of half an hour i was claimed as a husband and became a father of twins. i love my wife kasane teto very much but sometimes raising a baby is difficult! if you watch the baby i will make you her god father. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f13571834aef.png
why would i joke about this? please watch my daughter for me karkat it would really help me out. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f13571834aef.png
she is my wife and a singer! karkat if you are not going to attend the festival can i ask you to babysit my and kasane teto's daughter?
listen dude i am just doing this as a favor for jane. but also kasane teto might perform at some point so i want to support her too.
No I’m Here, I Don’t Feel Comfortable Even Surrounded By 8 Bluebloods With Rifles.
did you need inter dimensional transport? you missed folykl dropping fat sick nasty bars and stuff and now eridan and tavros are getting concussions on trampolines.
Tell that to the heap of deceased I have to revive DURING the afterparty. Like staff or something.
Whacked my balls too hard #golfhumour #darkhumour #justajokeliberals
#eridanweek 😎💵🪩 http$://file.garden/acttmg-lgd3f0e4p/eridan%20week.png
the hate reaction really does feel like a strong reaction i always hesitate to push it. i understand why it’s there of course, i just don’t want to push it for something i mildly dislike or disagree with. i’m sure this’ll change with time.
didnt knoww you had game
:33< the lil shitpeta arg is real mew just wont find the start of it here
You look lik3 you could b3 my r3a2on to 2tart 2aying ‘it i2 what it i2’ on a daily ba2i2
i know, i am just messing with you haha.
@carcinoGeneticist#3241
This tracks.
Likewise.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Pretty sure a select few were manually reacting to every post they made it and chunking the site 'cuz of it. ]
Are they doing that now? Cowards. If you want to reach the top, do it legit.
:33< t33h33 i wont
I think I can do whatever I want, Vantas <3
And you should see someone a8out the stick up your nook
hos woke ahead ~ummmm~ i sure hope they do
n00k in bi0 ❤️🍑🍆💦 #nsfw
H9w strange it is t9 receive pity reacti9ns f9r s9mething I did n9t think was especially pitia6le.
folykl tip #4: do you prefer trizza tethis with one ganderbulb or two https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0097.jpeg
=^.-.^= Part 2 of tha choose your adventure kult game!! https://i.imgur.com/cG7Zl2N.jpeg =^.-.^=
ooooo i cant help u there loll. rip hope u find some deweeb
I agree 9n the first half 9f y9ur p9st (#AntiLeader69ardM9vement) 6ut I disagree with replacing it with yet an9ther meaningless hierarchy. H9w a69ut n9 c9unts matter, 6ecause we as pe9ple are m9re than just fluctuating num6ers 9n a screen?
tell your friends its the new title youre embracing itll make for a fun conversation i promise
heheheheh.
you got a problem with dirk sucking dick? shit #homophobe
i think i'm not going to explain this one, and i'll leave it up to you whether i'm talking about you or eridan in my post.
whats gross about tryna adopt a new cool lil sib to hang out with huh get your mind outta the gutter
takin new lil brother applications cuz mine sucks dick and not even the nice and hefty ones hes full on suckin chodes
MODS, KILL THE SHIT OUT OF THIS GUY IN REAL LIFE RIGHT NOW.
MODS, BAN THIS FUCKING GUY RIGHT NOW.
peter griffin vs deadpool rap battle
i can tell you came from grumblr you always wanna monologue when scared
saying you dont care but then talking about how you care 😭😭😭😭😭😭 LAWL
Karkat vantas dead at 10 sweeps 💔 https://file.garden/aS5h2l01RTh268fh/91d9e6b1e9c81eb5a4618832e5c57b06.jpg
i'm embarrassed f0r y0u.
i hate y0u man i can't believe y0u actually watch this celebritysl0p.
who do u think wins the booty contest in tha blue corner, tha egbooty n in tha red corner, tha stribooty who will b the victor n take it home #nsfw
I can only provide my humble observations. The similarity is becoming uncanny.
I recall Eridan saying the exact same thing. Huh.
You may lie to yourself, but not to your Chittr. The people have spoken, may you serve your term in isolation and quadrantless.
lmfaoooo its tru btw i did do that also @rosieposie have a wink 2 ;)
#misogynist
Roxy, do better. There are more quality fish in the vast sea.
lmfaoooooa @carcinogeneticist#3241 https://i.imgur.com/azmxxfg.png https://i.imgur.com/azmxxfg.png
HMMMMM mayhaps..... mayhaps it is #suskat
it means something super offensive in human culture i actually cant believe you just said that
:33< the dread tale of the squid that likes mew :33< there once was a squid who was normal in efurry way he lived d33p in the trenches of the ocean then one day he counted his tentacles one two thr33 four five six seven eight :33< which is a normal ameownt for him to have he then had a nice day
yea sure maybe but u didnt deny any o that #SUSKAT #beingsuspicious #beinglikeevasiveorw-e
JSUT TOOK ANOTHER CHITT #AINTEVENWIPE
DON'T KNOW THAT ONE. MUST BE ALTERNIAN.
man i dunno..... i feel like ur the type of guy 2 not use potions in a battle b/c he thinks its faster or smth and im kinda on this break thing from getting fuckin smushed and all...
:33< yeah sure whatefur mew say katkat
oh come you gotta admit i got some bangers man
im spittin facts though if anythin you look vvery enlightened for followwin me
yes peasants beg harder an kiss the fecund soil a my chittr empire i still wwont tell you howw i got vverified an empiricist nevver revveals his secrets
oh relax its my right to brag cause I TOLD YA SO
i should be ♯verified my boobs are ♯huge ♯myboobs
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9b43c40d3f58.jpg
i TOLD YOU SO wwheres my followw
im vverified noww suck me hard an fast through my 20000 thread trousers haters
Hahahahahahahaha! You woooooooould think that.
Oh, 8ut this is me 8eing nice to him! You've seen him, theres no way he can survive the trials. He should 8e thanking me for thickening his skin!
gØ blind.
wwho is UP right noww 😳👀👉
Sorry for stalling everyone, the TRUE leader of the 8lue team has arrived ::::)
ummmmmm...... depends :)
because y0u l0ve me. <3
dude no not like that! u need to get some kinda creature to do it for u OBVI otherwise u dont get the badge
eheheheh i can't believe that actually w0rked. g0d y0u're a m0r0n. never change.
wwhats in it for me
0k well i'm the 0ne with a verified badge and y0u aren't, s0 if y0u're fine with being a naked unverified imp0st0r karkat then d0n't take my advice. that's fine.
wait, s0rry, wr0ng link. that was meant f0r s0me0ne else. it's actually this vide0. https://www.y0utube.c0m/watch?v=92ydUdqWE1g
bro u gotta battle karkat first
watch this t0 learn h0w. it's h0w i g0t my badge. https://www.y0utube.c0m/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
hi karkat!
wwe knoww
world famous goop kitchen selling exquisite goop yet critics say this goop could equate to what they say is poop thoughts?
#chittraddictVerified
you're welcome!
i HAVE BEEN, tOLD THIS SAME THING, oFTEN AND, uSUALLY i THINK, tHAT IGNORING THE PROBLEM, jUST MAKES IT MORE CONVENIENT, aND NICE, fOR THE PERSON THAT YOU WERE, iNFORMING THAT THERE IS A PROBLEM, aND NOT, aCTUALLY THE BULLY, sO, i HOPE THAT, wHATEVER BULLYING SITUATION IS GOING ON, yOU ARE ABLE TO RESOLVE, qUICKLY, aND WITH MINIMAL, pAIN,
listen to the cat, karkat.
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If only we all could be as pitiful.
Karkat, you seem to have discovered the secret to Kult farming. I envy you.
l0l.
if thats um,,,,,, really what you want, i can do that i suppose,,,,,,
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Ok Karkat, whatever you say man.
> 0n 1t b0ss
Hi Karkate. You can't zee it, but I am zmiling at you!
tHIS IS, a WEIRD THING FOR, yOU TO BE ASKING AND, sEEMS LIKE A STAUNCH, tURN OF OPINION, bUT i AM GLAD, fOR YOU AND YOUR PERSONAL GROWTH, jOURNEY AND WILL, oBLIGE YOU BY, pITYING THIS,
ok man
iF YOU CLICK, tHE MARK ALL AS READ, bUTTON, tHEN THEY WILL ALL BE MARKED, aS READ, aND YOU WILL NO LONGER HAVE, uNREAD NOTIFICATIONS, jUST A HELPFUL TECH TIP, fROM ME, tAVROS,
asking for it
ill pay you
i mean i gotta NOW
So He Thinks
cant its forever there
You need therapy.
Who else don’t you loathe at this point.
Do cat bites normally sting real bad? Asking for a friend.
hes having a tantrum its okay he doesnt mean it
There Was No Reason To Hate My Chitt Karkat I Hope You Are Aware
Youre Giving The Reader A Lot Of Mixed Messages Is All
call me a mastr of rage th way im baitin it #nsfw
theres not enough gimmick accounts and no im not gonna run one but maybe i should but also at the same time thats so much effort and id rather just project my idea into the ideasphere and then it make its way into someone elses head and then they execute it and then i reap the benefits of it without actually doing any of the work
yeah let em all know so you know where the opps are when they dont accept it
im like halfways a girl myself
rose this goes two ways you beat my ass to a pulp or i knock your head off your shoulders
beefing with the extended family at the cookout just to feel something
theres a special something about eastern european desolation you know what i mean?
i think this was supposed to be a roast but hey buddy unless you forgot im the whole reason we even fucking won the game twicefold
nothing just annoying and tasteless and speaks as if what he says is fact also hes bald did i already say that
fuck anthony fantano and his stupid bald ass head
there is one universal constant in life and its that these bitches love sosa
im like tony hawk the way im coming up on that 900 score bro
im so hungry i could
i think i have the highest
im tony hawk in this bitch https://i.postimg.cc/B6gnQTCg/Screenshot-2026-03-24-131335.png
oh god did you guys see that #vague
theres something beautiful about the simplicity of a mcdonalds cheeseburger
wow its almost like that its intended use
okay cool can you followw back
Okay
givve it some room to breathe wwhen you crop it its not hard
sorry what did yOU say
[Information] You interacted just now. [Theory] This likely breaches contract.
thats why your husband left you
old codger ahead