♠ hated by @carcinoGeneticist
4LR1GHT L1SUT3N1NG
tung tung sahur vs ishowspeed
i think / you need to work / on picking up on sarcasm / that was the joke / because i can comprehend just the first two sentences enough / to figure out / that you both are the same side / of the same coin
I should get strider to record you.
On it
Too much. You whine a8out your lusus a lot like a little gru8. ::::)
D --> It's true though
D --> They 100k sort of like Karkat
thiink fa2t.. http2=ΣB//cdn..iimgche2t..com/fiile2/b8b45569ad55..png
April the 19th 1941, "Oh believe I will," -Signed Spades S. Esquire.
and they say i dont got game https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1a9e5ff044a8.jpg
You are right but you're out of line. þese are unproductive þoughts. :C3>
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D --> Are you laughing at yourself too then
D --> The site died and came back worse (posting omega quiz results) D --> Anyway I'm a Dominant Alpha I guess #nsfw
He doesn't seem to have made any typos as far as I can see. Are you sure you're entirely sober?
at least you'll succeed somewhere.
YOU'RE RIGHT. "IT COWARD." ARE YOU HAPPY?
I'M NOT GONNA SAY THAT SHIT ON SOMEONE ELSE'S POST.
I'M ON THE SIDE OF WHAT'S TRUE AND NOT FALSE.
I CAN'T BELIEB YOU DONT BELIEB ME.
yeah i don't know what that means. maybe you should try sleeping better.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. I HAVE NEVER GASLIT ANYONE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. ESPECIALLY NOW.
Troll boy, I don't see any typo or sign of gaslighting.
typos.
YEAH NO HE DIDN'T EDIT SHIT ACTUALLY.
bluh bluh bluh i'm krabby vantas and i don't make any sense and i have a dogshit sleeping schedule.
?
don't make this fucking weird you freak if nature. i'm gonna stab the hell out of you.
come at me. i'll kick your ass.
CUT THE BULLSHIT AND JUMP.
YOU CAUSE ME HORRENDOUS AMOUNTS OF NORMAL AGGRESSION. NEED YOU DEAD.
,,,i dunno,,, why would you po$t on chittr that you're bored a$ if anyone give$ a $hit,,, at your grown fucking age,,,?
,,,$omeone woke up on the wrong $ide of the,,, coop,,, did you wake up early from your nappy?,,,
,,,boo fucking hoo,,, you want u$ to jingle key$ over your head?,,,
April the 7th 1941, “Rule of thumb always got to be direct, some people won’t even know what you’re selling unless you shine a big ol’ spotlight on it. Morons.” -Signed Spades S. Esquire.
ok ii"m 2atii2fiied enough..
Oh come on Karpuppy, don’t be like that
Lol You’re so down bad
ouaghhhhuhggh ivve had too much unprotected salacious coitus (i topped) and noww im fuckin preggers the last gift my lusus gavve to me wwas his ability to get “mpreg” for his mates despite bein the one doin the penetratin ohhhh my belly its big an round if only SOMEONE wwould rub jelly on me #nsfww #pregnancy #mpreg #nsfwwe
Not the website I would go to for help with a paper, not gonna lie to you champ.
Yeah, so little, I would only need the one hand
This a Zegna, one the best luxuries brands in the world, you uncultured little fucking soft-shell Crab
You get what you fucking deserve, and you're probably gonna like it, so whose the freak, huh? #nsfw
Ha, yeah Purposely stupid
The best part of crab cakes is absolutely pulverizing the crab meat with your bare hands #vagueposting
alriight that"2 good enough..
If I were a bee, I would fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can't escape. I mean... Yesterday I ate two yogurts... Normally #nsfw.
sorry thats been banned
you are such a manwhore leave me alone omg
smh
The game is over. Most unfortunate.
fiinally.. back to the u2ual..
🖕
IF YOU EXPECTED AN ALTERNATE *NOT* TO NITPICK AND BE DISGRUNTLED YOU HAVE GROWN NAÏVE AND COMPLACENT.
START MAKING SENSE AND I WON'T HAVE TO INTRUDE ON YOUR PANDEAD WORDVOMIT.
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'VE MADE A SEQUENCE OF WORDS WHICH MEANS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. IN WHAT FUCKING *WORLD* DO YOU LIVE WHERE YOU CAN REPLACE THE "TOP" IN "POWER TOP" WITH "CAT" AND STILL HAVE IT MAKE A REMOTE LICK OF SENSE. THERE IS NOTHING TO EXPLAIN BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
again with this.
no.
good night like you mean it.
that explains it.
god forbid a girl have opinions on bugs
// NEVERRR EDGeS YOU EVEN HARDER
sorry, sister. he's still in training. :o)
cull urzelf
Hello. Your plaything is a slight nuisance.
HELLO.
D --> Evidently you do not know this or you would not be picking a fight with me D --> I am STRONGER than most Equiuses and the only one I've met of comparable power is not as much of a fighter as I am
D --> You aren't, just as you aren't supposed to pretend like you are a threat to the aforementioned big meat bag
D --> You could not even reach my eyes
D --> Yes D --> You are very small and helpless yet convinced that since you have some tiny undeveloped claws you are somehow intimidating
D --> I sincerely doubt this D --> You are appro%imately as intimidating as a kitten
Listen Kar if you don't loosen up right this moment, you will form an event horizon and collapse into a quantum fucking singularity
D --> Why because I am right
D --> If you tried to attack me I would simply place my hand on the crown of your head and hold you outside of your arms reach
Are there any sburb sessions going on here Asking for a friend
Everyone pity their posts
D --> You aren't STRONG enough to cull me I'm afraid
no hot people use chittr.
No, no, it's founded in reality.
Oh, what else is there to discern about our beloved 'Krabby Patty' Vantas. You've been quite popular on this platform with a history dating back nearly to its inception. From your idle chats with the Violetblood and speaking on invisible characters, to your apparent human-esque period cramps. Quite the repertoire of information you have out here publicly. Additionally, your multitude of suitors comment the most frequently. You speak freely of your sexual encounters attempting to be vague, yet leaving room for the mind to fill out that you're a bonafide bulge fiend. You have historically been wretched at embed fails. Your kamojis error out frequently, you enjoy My Little Pony media. You engaged in a facetious litigation battle with Eugune Krabs as a result of your name change. You enjoy All American Rejects. You flirtatiously argue with carapaces, more than one occasion mind you. You enjoyed your McDonalds, of course. Your first post was even about your boredom. It seems you've spent your time cultivating a sex-based following in silent. I no doubt assume you have had numerous private conversations in addition to your publicly salacious posts. What more do you want from me, Karkat?
sure yea ok
L
Your own inability to satiate our need to feel pity for you.
TRY IT, SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
cute. that collar says otherwise. tug tug.
sorry my handwriting is shit hopefully trolls can read this #nsfw https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1445826841607798814/1488707414034223124/20260331_211112.jpg?ex=69cdc252&is=69cc70d2&hm=03de21448b1a56d070423ef9fe6e0f30dbac5788fa9883345780715c450fa974&
worrying....
are you sure? :p
since when is the kid fucking pregnant.
guys #eridanwweek aint all about me not fully its about music its about art its about thrillin neww product lines from crockercorp CEO @gutsyGumshoe #amporacoin troll cher
wwoww lowwbloods really are that stupid i mean i shouldnt be surprised anymore but goddamn
with a cheer like that you can get closer, sis. ;o)
>:o(
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Show proof.
nno hes right keep holding it hh
Yeah we can do #pissgate again. I'll fucking piss on everything The Crew owns, watch me.
Ill come out and be the one to really break the glass ceiling: Im oppressed for being "human heterosexual" and Im tired of pretending I aint
look at you, so cute thinkin i feel it.
gotta figure out my next big prank! perhaps something involving projectiles...
dEpEnDiN On wHeN Ya aTe kArBrO YoUrE PrObAbLy hUnGrY
Go to bed, baby crab.
If you do not have a healthy routine you are doing yourself a disservice.
Die, then.
@carcinoGeneticist#9890 Time is up.
Go to bed, kid.
D --> E%ercise
i dunno wvhy some people havwe such a problem wvith lesbians, i lovwe em, some of my best gal pals are into babes. and i mean, vwere tight too, they came to my last vwriggling day and gawve me a pretty fancy rolex. not exactly vwhat i meant vwhen i told em i wvanna wvatch, but its the thought that counts
may i have your attention please may i have your attention please will the real slim shady pleas stand up i repeat will the real slim shady please stand up (were gonna have problem here) yall act like youve never seen a white person before jaws on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door who started whoopin her ass worse than before they first were divorced throwin her over furniture its the return of the ah wait no wait youre kidding he didnt just say what i think he did he and dr dre said nothing you idiot dr dres dead hes locked in my basement feminist women love eminem "shika shika shika slim shady im sick of him look at him walkin around grabbin his you know what flippin the you know who" "but hes so cute though" #nsfw #nsfwe #lyricposting #violence
// that's a bit sad ngl
would love to turn a bootlicker into a boot licker iykwim #nsfw #kink
Dro\/\/\/\/n, \/\/\/\/retch.
:33 < whoevfur is hating my tw33ts im assuming mew want some lip or something
dunno vwhat it is wvith vwomen alwvays leading men on, im literally one of the nice ones, im asking about her interests and evwerything, but nothing
YOU W1SH
YOU'D D3PR1V3 TH3 1NT3RN3T OF YOUR WR1T1NG JUST FOR M3? 1'M HONOUR3D
SP3C1F1C4LLY TH4NKS FOR NOT B31NG 4 COW4RD 4ND 1 LOV3 TO S33 YOUR 1M4G1N4T1ON ON TH3 SUBJ3CT
IF MASTURBATING IS THAT BAD WHY IS IT CALLED MASTURBATING AND NOT MUSTARDBAITING #NSFW
1t's ♡kay!!! pe♡ple need t♡ learn the1r place the hard way s♡met1mes!!!
ST♡P HAT1NG MY CH1TS. 1'M G♡1NG T♡ FUCK1NG T1E Y♡U UP, SK1N Y♡U B1T BY B1T, P♡UR GAS♡L1NE ♡N Y♡U ANƉ L1GHT Y♡U ♡N F1RE 1F Y♡U KEEP HAT1NG MY CH1TS. #g♡re #nsfwe
To everyone hating my Chits. STOP BOOING ME, I'M RIGHT
can you be a fuckiin hater wwiith me for a 2econd??
oh my god karkat, you cant say that!
Ranked most o' ye. If ye ain't on this list, assume yer in dead last. Except @archi\/\/eAddict, ye are... Likely nearly the top. https://imgchest.com/p/5xy2g\/\/\/\/6587l
Shot a sky\/\/\/\/hale \/\/\/\/it' Ahab's Today an' it didn't \/\/\/\/ork. Probably has a crack in the focusin' crystal. Any good je\/\/\/\/eler's on here fer a reasonable price b'fore I go an' \/\/\/\/aste coin \/\/\/\/it' the Merchants' Guild?
I'm goin' t'grind y't'a fine paste and concoct y'int'makeup s'that ye may b'\/\/\/\/orn b'th'cruelest clo\/\/\/\/ns. @mirthfulMessiah @murdererHonkhonk
In m'comments again, t\/\/\/\/erp?
man
keep requesting drone strikes. #drokestrikefriday
concept: your kismesis finishing up with their cigarette and looking to you expectantly "well? ill let you choose, spheres or tongue? i need to put this out" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, cigarette, smoking, #substance, pain, masochism, sadism, sadomasochism, degradation, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
PICKED UP A BOOK ON MY SHELF. TURNED THE PAGES AT RANDOM AND PICKED OUT A WORD. IT WAS "MURDER". JUST A LITTLE LOOK INTO MY TWISTED PSYCHE. #ALPHAMALEMOTIVATION #SIGMAMALE
practicing my evil poses :)
I ought t'make a stageplay outta these. Yer a riot. Signed, yer biggest fan, Dualscar.
concept: your rival/pitchfling reaching down to grab you by the cheeks and shaking you left and right while you cling to their arm and whine "youre too fucking stupid to think for yourself you got it? you just need to listen to me listen to me and everything will make sense stop fucking thinking and listen to me stop thinking youre too stupid ill take care of everything just shut the fuck up and listen" you want to fight back but as your pan starts fogging up you realize theyre right (tags: Reader/Rival, Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, concepts, kismesissitude, degradation, forced subspace, #nsfw, #nsfwe, size difference, power imbalance, domsub dynamics, archive rating: M)
hey karkat im gonna fucking slam you against a tree
Nah.
of course it is, that is one of many professional terms scientifically provwen to encourage discipline, self-reliance and cunning. - the orphaner dualscar
I now don't like you specifically out of the Karkats over this. Betrayer. Betrayer, I say. No delicious chicken for you.
#bringitback #eridanwweek
🐝 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟 𝒲𝘌𝘓𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘌 𝒯𝘖 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟 🐝
oh so when we're bringing back lolcats its cute but a man cant so much as mention a single utterance of the game without public backlash
Can we stop letting dogs be a thing.
FINALLY MOTHERFUCKING HOME FROM THE BEAT. time to relax my FAVORITE way. get my chill on with my favorite elixir, on my MOTHERFUCKIN throne.. FREE from those accursed restricting CLOTHES. #nsfw #bulge https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa5e5cef5f9d.jpg
♦Would love to see some olive girls these days there’s barely any on here♦
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/460c09c240fa.png If you still cant see how "THEY COULD MANHANDLE YOU AND YOU CAN'T REALLY DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT" qualifies then there is just no hope for you. #nsfw
I meant the point about not knowing how to undo the caps lock key buy you know what I can help you out with the other bit. Ill quote you and everything where you called yourself out. "JUST HANDS ROAMING AND SQUEEZING AT YOU, KEEPING YOU IN PLACE. YOU CAN TELL JUST FROM HOW THEIR HANDRESTST ON YOU, THEY COULD MANHANDLE YOU AND YOU CAN'T REALLY DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. ITS ALMOST GROUNDING TO EXPERIENCE IT." See I even kept your caps in place #nsfw #dubcon
vwhy is evweryone mean to me? im starting to feel like evweryone hates me and its hurting my vwery beautiful and sensitivwe human-styled heart. im actually a vwery multi-dimensional and complex guy vwho carries a HEAVWY burden of being an ultra successful musician. do you knovw hovw difficult that is? put yourself in my designer boots for a second and havwe some empathy.
stfu
i cant but the law can. see u in court gramps
go fuck yourself.
You could if you werent a bottom. #nsfw
D --> It takes a considerable amount of effort to not be as sweaty as I was before D --> Fortunately I am quite adept at voiding away my sweat now
D --> Vantas instinct I guess
ya mama got red onion breath
D --> Me during a bulk #zahhakvisage D --> #nsfw just in case but it's just shirtless https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b776dd7583d8.png
woh freakkat hre #nsfw
Wow way to call yourself out as a bottom and sub without calling yourself a bottom and sub. Its impressive really. #NSFW
D --> I figured it would make you at ease but I can stop if you prefer
:o)
;o)
just say you cant match my freak, lil troll.
hOOOooonk hOOOnk hOoOOoOnk
Nah.
Says the guy throwing rocks and playing unfair.
Haha.
Its me now, I'm calling a foul!
What the hell man, foul play.
D --> The worst part about this post is that I don't think you know what an o%ford comma is
D --> Um D --> Sorry
D --> No I would not want to trouble the maids or my matesprits with making me a snack when I am perfectly capable
D --> I would advise against it the robots are programmed to attack foreign entities
D --> No I'm afraid you'll just impotently rage at nothing like us001
D --> I know how to cook D --> Aurthour trained me on multiple forms of gourmet cooking D --> But it takes time it's easier to just eat them whole
D --> I am hungry I guess I'm going to eat a couple dozen eggs
shit that last chit wwas supposed to go in my drafts fuck you all for readin wwhats basically privvate notes your coordinates are locked and bein sent to the drones
you're going into it.
yes you. dimwit.
i hate you all, especially you.
oh for fucks sake. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b2a5e509a255.jpg
D --> Clicked a read more and got sent all the way back up to the top of my feed again D --> This error will cost a lot of time
seems like the hate freaks on my timeline like seeing things like this or whatever so, 10 hate reacts and i'll post the pic of me that inspired my last post, got 5 too fast last time and i like making you work for it hint: i only smile when i taste metallic #nsfwe #kink #gore
nobody asked you. you're an ever present thorn in my side.
we aren't being evicted.
sad lol
lol
un-bless u
Wow, all sorts of CHARACTERS on here. Luckily I have yet to see anyone too... SLIMY.
Well nip my nan and call me a cricket! Isnt this a nifty little webbed site?
Fuck no
n0.
wwould lovve to stay an chat but im about to do a bump a snoww an conk out #justanotherwwednesday
D --> I am getting rather tired D --> I shall hit the hay soon
hey, relax, chica. no one's been touched. yet.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be861e39f3d9.jpg #nsfwv
hhiuly fuhck
the people havwe spoken @carmineGnosiology. my friend, it's time to get an industrial-sized tub of ky because i am tearing that ass in twvo. #nsfwv #painal
D --> Hi D --> This appears like it will be remarkably overwhelming
D --> I am admittedly a little % that I had to make my hue brighter on this site because the correct b100 was being classified as purple
D --> How do I follow a hashtag D --> I wish to see the horse tag
D --> This site is not yet prepared for a picture of my muscles D --> Unfortunately I don't have a lot of other pictures of myself
D --> I'm so sorry
D --> Just tolerate it
D --> Do pictures not show in the preview or am I doing this wrong D --> I do not want to post something and then have it be embarrassing and also unable to be deleted
D --> Okay well here is hoping it works I guess D --> Apologies to anyone unprepared D --> Also I guess #nsfw #zahhakvisage https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0cadfb603737.png
D --> I D --> Guess
D --> Wait we can post pictures like that D --> I guess I could have posted the other version D --> Perhaps in the future D --> #nsfw
D --> I don't know what is going on anymore I have officially lost track D --> Can we talk about something simpler like muscles
D --> You've been here longer than me I'm pretty sure
D --> I'm so sorry for you
D --> You guys are e%ceptionally desperate
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0d970244fdd5.png D --> Need I say more
D --> I hope you all get better or get a matesprit or moirail or something D --> E%cept Zebruh you can stay single
D --> I was talking about you
D --> Oh dear gods that Eridan is here too
D --> No you made a typo and I am pointing it out
D --> Lad
D --> I am imagining that is quite the achievement given your lifestyle D --> I am doing quite well
D --> Ok that is that problem solved D --> How is everyone
D --> They are magnificent D --> So STRONG
D --> Okay I've 100ked at all the horse and milk posts and I must say D --> I am disappointed
D --> I do need to make some pop001ar posts to establish myself as the prime Equius here
D --> Women
D --> Unrealistic my kismesis wouldn't have horses under there
D --> You are desperate for my attention
D --> How tall is everyone
D --> Works every time
D --> I notice how the short people are all very forthright and specific while the "Tall" people tend to be vague and non-trustworthy about their answers
D --> What was I supposed to say to your lies e%actly
D --> You could have rounded it would have been okay
D --> That's my height though
♡Olive girls are so amazing could i get some olive girls over here♡
my hattchmatte is lowk pailing my kismesis butt idgaff #nsffw
It ain't that hard Karkat, watch.
Fuck you. *takes a big bite out of a suet block*
>AcK< ewwwwww Yuckyyyyyy
i knoww you can do better than that
man chill
Do it, No Nook
aww wwait no dont stop im really enjoyin this back an forth
i hunt little bitches like you for sport
you FUCKIN assblood
I WOULDN'T EXPECT ANYTHING LESS FROM YET ANOTHER VERSION OF MYSELF.
YOU'RE ONLY HATING ON MY POST BECAUSE YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT AND ARE PISSED I FACT CHECKED YOU IN YOUR SUB-SUPERIOR MOVIE KNOWLEDGE.
FUCK OFF, THAT WASN'T EVEN A QUOTE FROM THE ACTUAL MOVIE, IT WAS A MEME ATTRIBUTED TO IT.
[should i make a tierr list of the best blood flavourrs?]
Why is there s9 much talk a69ut ya9i and yuri
y0u w0uldn't be able t0 handle it. g0 fuck y0urself instead, l0ser.
V^ I'd 0ffer s0me meds but I used them already. ^V
I would have assumed you’d have developed some kind of immunity to that by now. Like how a woodpecker adapted to wrap its tongue around its brain to absorb the shock of wood pecking
im aware, i thought i switched tabs.
google how do i reconcile with my kids?
alright enough glazin i got @devoutLoyalist for that
y0ur m0m.
POP MY BUTT. POP, POP MY BUTT