♦ pitied by @carcinoGeneticist
April the 19th 1941, "Playing this computer program with my Grub, he's beating my ass in Badminton," -Signed Spades S. Esquire.
this thing had logged me out.
April the 7th 1941, “I have taken the opportunity to care for a crab pet in my free time, this will surely keep my sanity in the weeks to come.” -Signed Spades S. Esquire.
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>+. HATEBOT I SAW YOUR PUSSY EARLIER I CANNOT TAKE YOUR HATE SERIOUSLY .+< #nsfw
D --> I wish I could #nsfw post without it going to everyone D --> It makes me feel strange to simply announce it to everyone regardless of whether they opted into hearing such things from me D --> Like I am breaking some sort of r001 of consent
HELLO.
eh..
blame eriidan"2 fuck2hiit biiology..
I NEED TO HAVE MY FUCKING GANDERBULBS CHECKED BEFORE I START COMMENTING. #ICANTFUCKINGREAD
TRY IT, SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
IF YOU WANT. he's fun. :o)
he's a good boy for me.
NO. i like bein free of those motherfuckin confines. dont look if you gonna be hatin.
SOMETHING SPECIAL FROM WHEN I WAS EXERCISING EARLIER. THIS IS MY FAVORITE MOTHERFUCKIN WAY. ;o) #nsfw #bulge #sweat #lifting #GAINS https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0950bb5f4eb4.jpg
D --> Too many Zahhaks now
:o)
D --> I need more muscle pictures the first two weren't enough
he's alright.
I DUNNO. its cute.
D --> #equiusvault Number 2: Goreget D --> Warnings: #gore #body-horror and #horror may apply D --> Status: In Vault, Minimum Security Display D --> I obtained this item from a cult dedicated to the worship of Tilko'shaloth D --> The artifact is, as the name would suggest, a type of ceremonial gorget, inscribed on the front with eldritch runes venerating the aforementioned god D --> Twisted thorns of bone like material protrude from the material, e%tending both outward as well as inward, toward the wearer of the accessory D --> Indeed, to wear the item is to be forced to endure it's cost D --> The thorns will bury themselves into the skin surrounding one's neck and collar, using their pain, as well as their b100d and lifeforce itself to power itself D --> This sacrifice allows the outer thorns to become an e%ceptionally potent offensive and defensive t001 D --> The thorns on the outside can e%tend several feet, and act in defense of it's wearer, the dense material acting as a sturdy shield against blows, as well as a powerful weapon should they penetrate their target D --> Given the protrusions through the metal of the goreget itself where the thorns sprout, I have no doubt they will break through steel armor as easily as flesh, and once buried they may use their foe's lifeforce to power themselves even further D --> Removal of the artifact was e%ceedingly difficult without causing the death of the wearer, but fortunately it was managed thanks to some of the cultist's own supplies that they used for transferring the artifact between devotees D --> I worry that prolonged usage by a single person, allowing the thorns to bury in deeper, might have made removal impossible, but this remains untested D --> Given that the artifact hosts no inherent maliciousness and is inert without b100d to feast upon, it requires little in terms of safety procedures to contain and is on open display- within the confines of the vault of course
GETTING THOSE MOTHERFUCKIN REPS IN. #lifting #nsfw too hot to handle #sweat https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a5c01b101a66.jpg
D --> More
cOnTeXt aIn't iMpOrTaNt. I JuSt wAnTeD AlL ThEsE MoThEr fUcKeRs tO KnOw a bOuNdArY BeFoRe tHeY TrY Up aNd bE AlL AdOrAbLoOdThIrStY WiTh mE.
;o)
iF AnYbOdY BiTeS Me, It aIn't gOnNa gO In a cUtE DiReCtIoN. i'lL BiTe a mOtHeR FuCkErS LuNgS OuT AnD BlOw tHeM Up iNtO BiG BaLlOoN BaRkBeAsTs.
D --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfAb0gNPy6s D --> When I fall in love - Nat King Cole
FEET IS MY FAVORITE OF THESE OPTIONS. #nsfw #feet
MORE OF THIS.
:33< guys i win, THE FURREAKING GRAND HIGHBLOOD called me a cute meowtherfucker
D --> I've been on the site for a few days now so I think it is safe to determine that I am the STRONGEST one here
D --> Um D --> Maybe you in fact need a maid
i cannawt believe i just fucking saw this post
good boy.
D --> I often find I have no respect for those who do not endeavor to grow better
ITS CRACK OR BE CRACKED. and im crackin #nsfw
alright its happening chittr critters (tm) third art raffle is greenlit for the masses just react to this post so i can get a list going youre welcome to share it to friends on here too if you want them to have an opportunity go my scarabs
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:33 < I can also blow you ;3
:F Every song of SELF’s album gizmodgery.
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what if i just grabbed a mutha fucka and crushed em in mah big hands? wouldnt that be fun? honk.
appreciate it.
probably not the smartest idea.
anyone renting out properties? i don't think we're gonna be able to stay here much longer.
wuts a pity party? like a party with all ur moirails?
have 2 go for a walk! 🐕
wHaT ArE We bRo.
dOn't sAy tHaT To mE.
Please stop requesting drone strikes on individuals. They are already overworked and get confused easily.
yOu sHuT ThE MoThEr fUcK Up. I SwEaR I Do nOt nEeD ThIs sHiT On mY TiMeLiNe. I'M FrOtHiNg lIkE A MoThEr fUcKiNg aNgEr lAtTe rIgHt nOw oN ThE AnGeLs gOt mY KeYbOaRd sOuNdInG LiKe sOmE MoThEr fUcKiN PoP RoCkS ExPlOdInG In tHiS BiTcH GoT My rAgGeD AsS RuNnInG BaCk aNd fOrTh wOnDeRiNg hOw tO KiLl yOu.
By Some Errant Way Of The Caverns Committee I Am To Start Collecting Recommended Grub Names For New Parents And Other Custodial Figures And Dispensing Them For Use By The General Public
i'm bAcK NoW WiCkEd cRaB BrOtHeR. iT'S AlRiGhT. bE No aFrAiD. hOnEsTlY It wAs pRoBaBlY ThE FiFtEeN BoTtLeS Of fAyGo i cRuShEd lAsT NiGhT.
pEaBnUt bUtBtEr. I EaT It.
i tHrOwD Up, BrO. dO:
No! I did not mean to re8log that. Good grief, that's a horri8le question to posit.
@gutsyGumshoe | Greetings! I was not aware humans were permitted on Chittr, though I suppose that, if 8eforans are allowed, there is little room for o8jection there. In a way, I am rather glad of it. It spares us the effort of having to explain the existence of 8oth our respective planets to an audience composed solely of non-sgru8 Alternians.
Herngh, m'Kohl's Cash is expirin'.
I think we should bring back sleepovers. Regular party and then everyone goes to sleep at the end. Maybe some midnight snacks.
:o) What should my next sewing project be?
D --> Take your pick D --> I'd be fine
D --> I don't know about you guys but I could wear the cursed am001et
Its Okay Kanaya One Day All Of This Shall Come To Pass
I Am Going To Ask You To Use Your Context Clues Which I Know You Are Very Skilled With And Try Again
got AM hating on my shit when he doesn’t even have a penis to explode #nsfw
-|~~ #gore https://u.cubeupload.com/volt42we/67lfylnutuea1.jpg
D --> Hi, I'm Equius D --> You may know me from tumblr D --> I have ascended to godtier and now live on a version of Earth with one of my matesprits D --> I spend my time smithing/engineering and hunting down monsters D --> I use my god powers to void away my sweat D --> And I am very buff but I am generally ok at controlling it now D --> That really about sums me up I think D --> I will post a normal selfie this time #zahhakvisage https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/360c103d4c63.png
oh! #chittrconfession seems fun! sometimes when i see two conventionally attractive human boys interacting on my timeline i urinate a bit in my chair and admittedly i think it feels a little good but just a little no im serious just a little anyone else? ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr Timeline, yaoi, fuojoshi, #nsfw, #nsfwe, omorashi, archive rating: P)
>([#imcoming to #eridanweek in a major way]
Achieving all new disgusting levels of heinous super ego at the exact same time as I begin drowning in self-loathing. Maybe if I focus hard enough I can explode my own brain with sheer willpower.
D --> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/67537904af52.png D --> @aeneasCaldarium blocked
D --> Horses
they call me normal for being normal #normal
Probably because none of them have ever been so mad at how pathetic somebody is that they just have to kiss them about it. Or maybe that's just me being suspiciously trollish for a human.
Happy wriggling day to you. I hope it's a good one.
on your profile man
bet ill have you sayin that more, later.
FINALLY MOTHERFUCKING HOME FROM THE BEAT. time to relax my FAVORITE way. get my chill on with my favorite elixir, on my MOTHERFUCKIN throne.. FREE from those accursed restricting CLOTHES. #nsfw #bulge https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa5e5cef5f9d.jpg
like you. :o)
Adding to the vagueposting situation. #NeedThat
D --> While I am in transit I would like to say D --> I think we should be able to hate react people we blocked
I Could Be Better Ill Admit But Its Relatively Pleasant To Have An Abundance Of Work To Be Done Despite How Sisyphean Sometimes
Im Noticing That Yes And Another Hello Out To You As Well Its Been Quite Some Time For Me Since Ive Seen You
D --> It's going to take sweeps to repair the prejudicial reputational damage that my name does I think D --> But I am up for a challenge D --> My will, like my body, remains STRONG
I Dont Often Have Time To Be Online But This Place Seems Interesting Enough
:33 < i have worked on a joke! please enjoy :OO < knock knock!! :33 < who is there? :OO < cat! :33 < cat who? :OO < blessings to you!! it sounded like you sn33zed! #jokes #h33h33 #lol #rawrflmao
D --> Of course you do, my taste is impeccable
Yeah sure thats what the issue here is. Right. That Im not your type. *Wink wink nudge nudge.* You got it boss.
Its D actually. Call me D. And dont be pissed just because I called you out theres nothing to be ashamed of. Live your truth.
D --> Set sail D --> Mast turns with a pale gale D --> Ocean like wine not anything like ale D --> Crows nest, spy an i-land with a fo-rest D --> Butlers amok, thats my flock, crook in hand when we land D --> Shepard the massful masses, avert eyes from muscular D --> Glasses full of milk on route to be served, each one caring for the ne%t in the herd
\/\/\/\/hat in Her Imperious Condescension’s Armoire did ye just bark at me, ye scur\/\/y bilgerat? I’ll ha\/\/e ye kno\/\/\/\/ I be the meanest Orphaner this side o' port, and I’\/\/e led numerous raids on lo\/\/\/\/blood lusii, and assassinated a thousand suitors. I be trained in hit-and-run orphaning and be the deadliest \/\/\/\/ith a riflekind of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ s\/\/\/\/ag. I’ll ha\/\/e yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like ne\/\/er been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your ne\/\/\/\/fangled computing de\/\/ice? Think t\/\/\/\/ice on that, scally\/\/\/\/ag. As \/\/\/\/e parley I be contacting my secret net\/\/\/\/ork o’ sailors across the sea and yer port is being tracked right no\/\/\/\/ so ye better prepare for the typhoon, \/\/\/\/ee\/\/il. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll \/\/\/\/ipe ye off the map. Ye’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail any\/\/\/\/here, in any \/\/\/\/aters, and can kill ye in o’er se\/\/en hundred \/\/\/\/ays, and that be just \/\/\/\/ith me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line \/\/\/\/ith a cutlass, but I ha\/\/e an entire mariner fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to \/\/\/\/ipe yer arse off o’ the \/\/\/\/orld, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to kno\/\/\/\/ \/\/\/\/hat de\/\/ilish \/\/\/\/rath your jibe \/\/\/\/as about to incur, ye might ha\/\/e belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and no\/\/\/\/ ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all o\/\/er ye and ye’ll dro\/\/\/\/n in the depths o’ it. Ye'r G'l'bgolyb food no\/\/\/\/. #poetry #nsf\/\/\/\/\/\/ #noticemeempress #funny #minionmemes
hUh
you fucking tractor.
> abs0lutely w1ld thread
im so tired.. blargh!!
#nsfwe I can be trusted with young impressionable minds. Ideally if those young minds have daddy problems. If you fall into this category, feel free to DM. I can help you sail these troubled waters.
Good lord th3y'v3 got m3 us1ng 3moj1s. 3mb4r4ss1ng.
"= i have a strong liking. for. reacting 'mediate' to things. #icanfixyou etc. ="
just fell like 10 feet onto the ground cuz i didnt notice our stairs were gone AMA
∆ND 7H∆7'S WHY YOU'RE L∆ME. YOU DON'7 EVEN H∆VE ∆ COOL M∆7ESPRI7
I DIDN'7 S∆Y YOU DIDN'7 H∆VE ∆ M∆7ESPRI7, I S∆ID YOU DIDN'7 H∆VE ∆ COOL M∆7ESPRI7. OBVIOUSLY MEEN∆H'S 7HE COOLES7 SO I WIN NO M∆77ER WH∆7
WELL ONE OF US IS SLEEPING IN MEEN∆H'S BED 7ONIGH7 SO XP
NO7 MY F∆UL7 YOU SUCK, DUDE. GE7 BE77ER OR SOME7HING
K∆RK∆7 I HOPE YOU KNOW IF I W∆N7ED YOUR PI7Y I'D 7RY 7O BECOME YOUR M∆7ESPRI7
HEY EMPRESS C∆N I SLEEP ∆7 7HE FOO7 OF YOUR BED 7ONIGH7?
:33< okay :33< 1 no :33< "hey katkat gobeat mewr moirail" sure is funtionally what mew said to meow :33< and then 3 through 33 are identical to 1
oH, oKAY }:)
1S TH4T 4N OFF3R
ALWAYS SUCH A *DELIGHT* TO BE WOKEN UP AT THE RANCID ASSCRACK OF DUSK BY MY CRUSTY PANLESS BARKCREATURE LANDING SQUARE ON MY ORGAN CAVITY SUPLEX-STYLE LIKE SHE'S FIGHTING TROLL HULK HOGAN AT WRESTLEMANIA.
> :( s0rry man, h0pe 1t's 0ver w1th qu1ck
> try turn1ng d0wn the l1ghts and rest1ng y0ur head 0n s0meth1ng s0fter