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finally got the audio program to work and slapped out the most busted fucking grease remix youve ever heard

၄⋆၃ it is #substanxes time despite the moon still being out somewhat bexause haha it feels good and it puts me to SLEEP like REAL SLEEP OUT LIKE A LIGHT BULB :D

Hello, I have awakened. I'll turn the stream on in like 15 minutes for #abcc-est

#squadmeet going really well im going to shake them both around

licking rocks

guess who got a new cat? his name is simon and garfunkle or garfield 4 short!

Putting my new collection on display like this btw.
Ɏ bosses a-a-around the kingsub Ɏ

tits? fat wizards? awsome wine glass? full im livin it up over here #substance #suggestive(probs)
i would prefer not 2 but a gals gotta do what shes gotta do...

"Take her swimming on the first date" is for pedestrians. Take HIM out for cookies on the first date. And use the milk mustache to map his features and assess his marital potential. Unless, of course, he's already sporting the necessary facial adornment. Then you can proceed to phase two and study up on the less significant factors, such as his interests.
Yes!

《 💣︎☜︎💣︎☜︎☠︎❄︎⚐︎ 💣︎⚐︎☼︎✋︎ 》 πy Δear frienΔ is telling πe abΩut baΔges. Anything relating tΩ being a servant Ωf ΔΩΩπ, partially blinΔ, anΔ a πeπber Ωf the faithful Clurch wΩulΔ be nice. @iπJuniΩr was it? 《 👎︎☜︎✌︎❄︎☟︎ 🕈︎✌︎✋︎❄︎💧︎ ☞︎⚐︎☼︎ ☠︎⚐︎ ⚐︎☠︎☜︎ 》
< Hmmm, maybe jusst dunk them inti a ssmall bowl of it then? That way people can sstill eat from the main pot. :>~

8=l < I think the ice cream is worth trying at least once 8=l < As for the pizza, only try it if you already like pineapple 8=l < I hear it tastes good with ham or pepperoni due to the flavor profile combination 8=l < But I don't like meat so I've not tried that combo
8=l < I have more old fashioned apparel I can change to 8=l < That's just what I happened to be wearing 8=l < Let me get some boots on and I'll come
!remindYou remind bot is u,u tired from running ship systems >,<; !remindYou reminder: you are loved! ^,^
8=l < "If you think you can pull it off" 8=l < I think I can disguise myself quite nicely [PHOTOS POSTED] It's a side by side comparison. Himself in a mirror, full length to show his whole body. He's in more cas001 clothes; a rare sight on this b100b100d. An unzipped hoodie over a blank black tee, knee-length pants, his iconic horse-shaped prosthetic legs. Even with the 100ser clothes, his large frame is easily judged by the furniture in the room. The second photo you'd mistake for a different troll. Those b100-rimmed glasses are now copper, b100 eyes now bronze. He's gone from nearly seven foot to nearly half passed five, yet somehow the clothes still seem to fit nicely, the sleeves hugging his still-thick arms. His legs are still prosthetic, but now are normally shaped troll legs instead of that of a horse. His horns are wider but still tipped in his arrows, his smile a little more snaggled.

samesies.
8=) < I know I can
fossils in mie pocket shovel on mie back water in mie backpack and a little snack comin hive from workin at the fossil factorie diggin up some fossils thas a victorie for me
Serpaz, the Cue-tility Pokémon A Steel/Normal Type! Pokédex Entry: Serpaz is rarely seen without its hardhat and toolbox. It cheerfully repairs damaged structures while entertaining nearby Pokémon with music and terrible jokes. Many of its projects remain unfinished because it begins planning the next one before the first is complete. Gender Ratio: 100% Female Egg Groups: Human-Like / Mineral Catch Rate: 75 Base Friendship: 90 Growth Rate: Medium Fast EV Yield: 2 Defense / 1 Attack Level 100 EXP: 1,000,000 Serpaz is a Single Stage Paradox Pokemon from the Repiton Period. Base Stats HP: 85 Attack: 100 Defense: 100 Sp. Atk: 75 Sp. Def: 75 Speed: 85 BST: 520 Ability: Punk Rock Boosts Serpaz's sound-based moves by 30%, while reducing damage she takes from sound-based moves by half. Hidden Ability: Sturdy When she is knocked out from full health, instead she survives at one HP. Level-Up Moves 1 Pound 1 Growl 1 Metal Sound 1 Helping Hand 6 Echoed Voice 10 Rock Smash 14 Encore 18 Metal Claw 22 Screech 26 Fake Out 30 Hyper Voice 34 Iron Defense 38 Taunt 42 Protect 46 Uproar 50 Iron Head 54 Parting Shot 58 Shift Gear 62 Boomburst 66 Hammer Arm I know I'm bucking a bit here, and making her a Paradox Pokemon without the Paradox abilities, but I do not care.
Nyrita, the Unbound Heart Pokémon A Fire/Fairy Type standing at 5'4"! Definitely not also 45 feet tall. Pokédex Entry: Nyrita lives according to its own desires and becomes irritated when others attempt to impose arbitrary rules upon it. Though typically sociable and affectionate, powerful specimens can reduce another Pokémon's sense of self to almost nothing. Weight: Variable Gender Ratio: 100% Female Egg Groups: Human-Like / Fairy Catch Rate: 45 Base Friendship: 90 Growth Rate: Slow EV Yield: 2 Sp. Atk / 1 Speed Level 100 EXP: 1,250,000 Nyrita is a third stage of an evolutionary line! Nyrlet evolves at level 22 into Revelita who evolves at High Friendship into Nyrita HP 90 Attack 75 Defense 85 Sp. Atk 115 Sp. Def 95 Speed 90 BST: 550 Ability: Unaware Hidden Ability: Mold Breaker Level-Up Moves 1 Ember 1 Disarming Voice 1 Charm 1 Confide 6 Taunt 10 Draining Kiss 14 Flame Charge 18 Encore 22 Captivate 26 Mystical Fire 30 Role Play 34 Dazzling Gleam 38 Skill Swap 42 Spirit Break 46 Nasty Plot 50 Heartbreak 54 Flamethrower 58 Memento 62 Moonblast 66 Perish Song 70 Overheat I don't think she's necessarily "broken" but I do think I hit the thematics on the head with this one. I did want to experiment a little bit with the space that her Bard of Heart God Tier provided. Signature Move: Heartbreak Fairy Special Power: 80 Accuracy: 100% PP: 10 The user attacks the target's sense of self. If the attack succeeds, the target's Ability is suppressed until it leaves battle.
D———|➤ gnawed ꩜n a f꩜ssil and... hm. this ꩜ne's special i think. 〰〰〰
why is the cost of living so expensive . how am i suppose to get a little treat with my wages garnished .

now thats a cronch
1 th1nk 1t 15 ba5ed on the.. the the format1on? One of my fr1end5 l1ke rock5

that looks like beans or some shit like that. whatever. but yeah. i kinda see it.

:33< thank mewwwww!

¶ IN OTH3R N3WS. I GOT AL3XXA TO SAY FUCK, D3SPIT3 TH3 WISH3S OF ITS PROPRI3TOR.

:33< nefur in a million billion sw33ps!

women throw themselves at me when they learn i am cracked at tf2.

cool mineral dude!!

THAT BEING SAID. I’M ABOUT TO SIT BACK AND WATCH SOME MORE SEVERANCE. IF ANY WORTHLESS SPINELUMPS WANT TO FOLLOW ALONG, I’LL PUT IT ON A STREAM.

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8=l < Humans leaving their belongings willy nilly in the wilderness 8=l < They are my belongings now

lmao. timelines be confusing...

@carcinogenicMineralist has the best rocks on the site and proudly is ok with who he is good job man im rootin for ya

oh mostly he liked to lecture about stuff i know way more about quadrants than ill ever need to know i think it made him feel better getting to explain shit he felt he knew a lot about and yknow i get that feel i cant really fault him for it finally got two cents in sometimes when we were playing can town at least
D———|➤ f꩜ssils in my p꩜cket, sh꩜vel ꩜n my back 〰〰〰

dishing out free compliments who wants one
ᨳ I wouldn't accept anythIng less. They were done by the lovely and talented TaInted Talons. She tends to book quIte far out, but let her know I sent you and she may make an exceptIon.

Very wise! What is the saying? Slow and steady wins the race?
ᨳ Thanks to the gIrl who broke My naIl In that fIght; because these are wayyyy better than the last set.

Coding on the we8site is going well 8ut my previous estimation that it'd 8e done 8y the end of the week may have 8een off. ::::/ It'll take a little longer than that so please just 8e patient while I make sure everything is running properly. ::::D

၄⋆၃ waves :)

၄⋆၃ alright i forgot to xhitt this when i first awoke so here it is good dusk

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I Feel Almost Sappy. Been Writing For Songs Today. Nothing Worth Of Praise Or Any Acknowledgement. It's Nice To Do With Someone Else Though.
how do you even get a gorglewrapped anyway?

being chittr famous is a full time gig. #chittrfamous #fans #ilowvemyfans

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Do you think I could be ★ sc★rf wom★n? One of those impr★ctic★lly flow-y ones.
do you ever read something on here and just start cackling because you know something the poster doesnt? #vaguepost

A nice c-o-o-rn muffin.....
8=D < There is a picka%e accessory
i like all these horses. u◡u

I don't even go here. Why am I doing this.

Hephaestus made me do+ this.

Silica gel packet.
8=l < I have made my pony cuter

In an effort to lighten the general mood, Bababooey.

Rock

YES!!!!
work went well tonight, but i'm very glad to be hive, i think .

SPINDASHES.

This may be the singular Karkat account I follow.

Rock
okay fine i can slightly exist maybe
greetings chittr i doubt there exists a wway to go about introducin myself wwhats not highly embarassin in some form if youvve met some other me then you havve my deepest sympathy im not goin to delude myself by offerin assurance that ill be any different from wwhat you expect wwell havve to see howw it goes
[⚙︎ I shou|d get some kinda piercing now that I have, at |east in theory, enough money to afford one. ⚙︎]

In a kinder universe, perhaps we would have Jeff the Carer.

I've been getting out a little more recently.

Back To The Normal Schedule This Is A Post #posting

ooh pretty!!!

#GothNight is above efurrything else a dance pawty...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Dress crazy but be mindful of what's going to land you on your ass...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Pawple will brie there to pick you up but don't make a medicull emergency fur me to deal with...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Keep the heels at your pawsonal limit...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ If you're wobbling change the shoes...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
I guess shakespeare was pretty goth back in his heyday.

▲if you say you're goth, and dress like it, you are▼ ▲its more about intentions, yknow, people can see when you put effort into it▼ ▲and if you don't, then you arent▼

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<<"feel like getting comfy cozy">> <<"to the plushies pile with me">> <<"if i suddenly disappear for a while i may have fallen asleep">>
D--> ... D--> I don't like the fish having talent
Just for the sake of clarity what *is* a goth? My searches online have proved rather unilluminating. Unless of goths are always accompanied with a hefty bosom and whatever strange manner of mascot doing unsavoury things to them in which case i apologise for my utter boorish ignorance. #suggestive

Goth isn't even about the fashion? It's about the music?

<<"the nights have been slower recently for me">> <<"it's not the worst, just">> <<"y'know">>











