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gETTING MY ibs TREATED #GIRL
♯kill ♯everyone ♯btw
I DO NOT ENDORSE ****ANYTHING**** TO DO WITH CROCKERCORP OR ERIDANWEEK.
↗️WE WILL BE MOIRAILS AND NEVER DEPART WE WILL BE UNDER EACH OTHER'S FLESHCASING.↗️
g3t mor3 r4d1c4l!!!!!!
Coughing Grub is @calligullasAquarium btw
sick idea for a collab tho, MikuMikuBeamxHydogenBombvsCoughingGrub
considering she rechitted the post from the guy who nuked you i think shes ok
got 2 rebuttalls to that: reall polliticall gusto doesnt exist without blloodshed and allso, no one actually dies permanentlly at those things anyway
warranted by the fact that the wholle event is a soulless corpo-fascist tax-exempt cash grab by crocker corp. pllace was practically begging to be decimated!
the llaw is whatever the peoplle at the top say it is! the llaw says i shoulldve been culled at birth! fuck the llaw! burn down the city to its foundations and lleave nothing but cinders! you wanna sollve a REAL mystery? sollve how to overthrow the mirthfull sllovenlly piggies crushing us beneath their weallth in excess!
what if the llaw is unjust tho, or meant to reinforce the power structures OF the unjust? *taps my templle*
nah i think you can lleave it be actually
brother i regret to inform you that you waste your time the bombing cullprit is publliclly known and proud of it
no one shoulld have to go without their signature llook. i fucking got you man.
nucllear bomb went off. llike in your handlle. you know about nucllear bombs i assume.
just bllew up the transformer suppllying power to a cllown nightcllub. now theres a fuckin miraclle for ya!
probablly! which is why ill llikelly go home before i get tired! or you coulld just give me a pass out of disablled sollidarity.
im allready gone you FOOLISH TEAL. youre FAR TOO SLOW to contend with my freakish mutations! but maybe youll catch me llater once my disabillities tire me out so we will see.
got mysellf heated in the repllies of some poor bastard, gonna go commit some crimes. say hi if you see me!
no foresyght! i just was not too invested in human wrestlyng.
YOUR CAEGARGRUBBING GRASPNUBS ARE FONDLING THIS TRAGEDY WITH ALL THE GRACE OF A DRUNKEN CLOWN URODYN. DROP THE CORPORATE SPONSORSHIP AND FREE YOURSELF AND YOUR ART FROM THE MIRE OF SOUL SUCKING SLUDGE YOU DECIDED TO BURY YOUR BULGE IN. #NSFW #PROBABLY
SOUNDS LIKE YOU MISS ME AFTER ALL, "ORIGINAL" ROCKERBOY. Don't bother, I'm chasing a suitably challenging output at the moment... NOT ONE THAT FOLDS AS SOON AS THE CHIPS ARE STACKED AGAINST HIM.
#CUTFREEFROMTHEPUMPKINPATCH #YOURMICWASON #WEHEARDITALL
HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF, KNOWING THAT YOU ARE JUST A SET OF WELL TONED GLUTES TO EVERYONE THAT PROPORTS TO CARE ABOUT YOU.
ARE YOU THAT PATHETIC? OR ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO RISE AGAINST THEIR IMPOSED SHACKLES UPON YOUR IDENTITY AND LIBERATE YOURSELF FROM THEIR OPPRESSIVE USE OF YOUR BODY TO APPEASE THE MASSES???
FUCK CROCKER CORP.
#rankbait... has a ring to it...
TO BE CLEAR, MY STATEMENT WAS DIRECTED AT THE PREDATORY LEADERS OF #ERIDANWEEK @archiveAddict I APPRECIATE YOUR WORK. THE REST OF THESE BUFFOONS CAN BURN IN THE OIL THEY HAPLESSLY DOUSED THEMSELVES IN. #BL #YAOI #RANKBAIT
Always remember: When in doubt, blame RONALD REAGAN.
((Thanks for letting me nuke Eridanweek LMAO))
something something ILL SHOW YOU STARS
Here you go @barackObama #eridanweek https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a8b28d8e7e9e.jpg
I CAN THINK OF ONE OTHER REASON WHY IT MAY BE UNWISE TO ATTEND ERIDANWEEK DAY 4.
i cant believe that just happened #eridanweek
the needlle part does sound kind of entertaining
wonder if i can do this in a fight with my sewing needlles...
stronglly considering doing my own terrorism
FUCK YEAH HE REALLY DID IT HE FUCKIGN NUKED #ERIDANWEEK
no better way for it to end than crockercorps humilliation
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/0LGSJH.PNG DUE TO RECENT DEVELOPMENTS I FEEL COMFORTABLE AGAIN TO SHOW MY RESPECT, ADORATION, AND SUPPORT FOR A @MRWORLDWIDE ONCE AGAIN. I CAN SHARE A BACKSTAGE PHOTOGRAPH I HAD TAKEN WITH THE "SUPER MUSICAL STAR" A FEW SWEEPS AGO THAT MY WIFE WAS ABLE TO PROCURE FOR USE ON AN ANNIVERSARY.
AND THAT'S HOW YOU DISRUPT AN EVENT @macroCosmosofficial
↗️I WAS THERE.↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1124364f1261.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c027b6c5e3bb.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0505014635da.jpg
:33 < OH MY GOD https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/622d328f8d3b.png #eridanw33k #willyoucome #rumblenight
watching the streams of oilled men wrestlling has not titillated me quite so much as it has most of you peoplle but i can acknowlledge this: pretty funny. has tavros been spun yet?
im not there but i agree with evill john grab his dick and twist it
-------------------------- beetel has acqUired something perhaps more ValUable than eVen a stack of coinage.
i don't think you will need to. ill know
straight up llooming it *attached is an image of a workship filled with mulltiplle llooms of different designs, and so, SO many rolls of fabrics, clloths, and strips of lleather. Every materiall is of remarkablle quallity and woulld cllassify as designer goods materiall*
i have successfully escaped from my sillken tomb. does anyone want a scarf. i have so many
yeah llarkin its not selling. pllus im allready outside so. open up haha
FOUR. A NUMBER HELD IN SUSPICION AND DISDAIN BY EASTERN BEFORAN AND EASTERN ALTERNIAN SOCIETY FOR ITS CONNOTATION WITH THEIR LANGUAGE'S WORD FOR "DEATH." I'VE LONG BEEN FASCINATED BY THIS FACT, FOR AS WE ALL KNOW, THE ROMANTIC INCLINATION OF TROLLS IS TURNED TO QUADS, AND THUS THE FOUR THAT IS SO MALIGNED BY A VAST SWATH OF THOSE WHO FEEL THE EMOTIONAL PULL TOWARDS THE QUADRANT SYSTEM IN SPITE OF THEIR FEAR. THEIR MISGIVINGS. It is a number I can comfortably operate with. As we all know, today marks the fourth day of the publicly endorsed corporate masturbation session known as Eridanweek. Crockercorp’s CEO @gutsyGumshoe repeatedly using the phrase “pantheon” when referring to the titular Eridan makes it clear that the entire festival is an event intended to exploit Earth-C’s laws around freedom of religion. The use of the Crockercorp branded Tiara tops (note the signatures in @twentyfourCarat ‘s most recent chits) as some sick echo of Alternian Imperial Reconditioning biotech has also not gone unnoticed. How many thousands have already given up their very souls by putting one of those stupid headsets on? I PROPOSE AN ALTERNATIVE TO CEDING ONESELF TO THIS NEW, HUMAN EMPIRE. IF YOU DO NOT ATTEND ERIDANWEEK DAY FOUR, YOU WILL BE ABLE TO FREE YOURSELF FROM THE SHACKLES THAT CROCKERCORP IS ALL TOO WILLING TO PLACE UPON YOUR GRASPNUBS.YOU WILL, BY THIS SHOW OF WILL, PROVE YOURSELF WORTHY OF SURVIVAL. IF, HOWEVER, YOU ARE UNABLE TO UNLATCH FROM THE OOZING TEAT OF YOUR CORPORATE MISTRESS, YOU WILL MEET WITH MY ANSWER TO THE LOOMING TYRANNY OF CORPORATE IMPERIAL CONTROL OVER THE MASSES. #ERIDANWEEKDAY4 #IMCOMING #SAMURAIISSTILLDEADPARTY
she is my rock. or my big llady wiellding huge scary swords. either/or.
thank you sedrek youre a reall one
i got way more repllies than anticipated on my pfp update so im going to take the initiative and interpret that as a generallized endorsement of my beauty. thank you peoplle of chittr; i know <3
i dont need to say insurgent statements anonymouslly. the imperiall dogs are too weak and fearfull to enter into my grove. sorry to disappoint though :[
Boarding is a noblle and artfull sport that has been passed down generations for millenia. Keep your hate to yoursellf if you have nothing nice to say, for I have no quarrell with you.
Doing tricks on it. #myboard
#EridanWeek https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/efc21a87d78d.png - MC Oleana
i have been tolld my profille image was not working properlly. i have rectified this. llook at my giant fuckin gllasses boy
yØu knØw, my chemical quadrant was pretty fire.
Thank you #eridanweek!!! See you Next Time ... 😈 https://i.imgur.com/bIwUdBb.png
ALL BANDS THAT PLAY ERIDANWEEK ARE IN LEAGUE WITH THE DEVIL. #ERIDANWEEK #CROCKERCORP #UNCOMING
is that one of them.satan bands playing #eridanweek
Fuck it im going to #3ridanw3ak but only cau23 MCQ i2 gonna b3 th3r3
MY CHEMICAL QUADRANT AT #ERIDANWEEK
mcq is on evveryone shut the fuck up and wwatch the livvestream #eridanwweek #mychemicalquadrant
Happy STUPID #wizardwednesday at #eridanweek. I am reluctantly participating in the costume theming of the evening at the behest of @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 This hat makes me look like a gnome. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e3ef4ea1b9df.png
THEN YOURE NOT WE MOTHERFUCKER. NOT UNTIL YOU #COME
#IMCOMING https://images2.imgbox.com/5f/e7/5s3YuqHD_o.png
wwe are NOT OKAY #eridanwweek #mychemicalquadrants
you allmost got me. i was this cllose to putting you on bllast
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
~matesprit pranked me by hitting me vvith his scuttlebuggy vvhen i vvas out for a vvalk he’s so funny lol
tbh ive known more jades that coulld folld me in hallf than i have these alleged submissive jades
i have no desire to provide additionall anglles of documentation of mysellf to the imperiall pigs
Packages shipped with USPS will now have the ability to immediately teleport to you if you are pure of heart.
to evoke a man i often agree with, @arrogantguerilla, you cant reject the boot of the pig whille pllaying fetch with his dog
Can you shut up and keep ripping/tearing?
And what if The Black Parade came to #eridanweek ? https://i.imgur.com/XX4kgRW.png
yoooo my ch3mical quadrant??????? mayb3 i'll pull up to #3ridanw33k tonight aft3r all
If I fall If I fall d o w n ... Woah woah (yeah) (aahaha) Woah woah yeah-yeah
think my matesprit might be the hottest troll allive actually. none of you have anything on me
Thank you for tuning into #eridanweek night two. Our headliner for tomorrow evening will be @mcQ ! We're NOT OKAY at #eridanweek !
Can you See My Bulbs are shining bright? 'Cause I'm out heyre on the other side Of a jetblack ho tel mirror And I'm So Weak https://i.imgur.com/aq2sPw3.png
ᓰ wᓰll ȶhᓰnk abouȶ goᓰᓰᓰᓰng~! ᓰf ᓰ do, auȶographs for all faaaaaans~!
HM 1 SH0ULD G0 THR0UGH TH3 3R1D4NW33K T4G
yeȶ ᓰ sȶᓰll have more moneeeeeeey ȶhan youuuuuuu~!
well itll have to wait bud, i am #busy with ceryse tonight :) see you when i got time!
not really! peoplle can nookdive all they want i got what i need in the privacy of my own quadrants you follk just make me raise my eyebrows in bemusement. carry on by all means
yeah i mean i aint tryin to sllutshame i definitelly did proposition my matesprit in publlic at #eridanweek (was tolld to shut up and destroy more drones) but it does impress me. these peoplle crazy
it has come to my attention we have been tormenting my good friend, @abattoirsGutter, with pity reacts. to this, i have onlly one thing to say: L lloll
Stream my song, #Fireball by me, featuring Troll John Ryan! Daleee! https://open.spotify.com/track/4Y7XAxTANhu3lmnLAzhWJW?si=xsFLpfQJRAClfFn3ms1oCg daleee
Tricks are the common way to display skill and mastery on these fronts.
Skateboarding, or perhaps extreme biking, as well as rollerskating.
For a beginner it could be as simplle as traversing a hallfpipe without falling off their board, but for intermediate and ups, they could mean something like an Olly, or perhaps a kickfllip.
W3LL GU3SS 1LL B3 B4CK F0R D4Y 3 WH0 KN0WS WH4T W0ND3RS #3R1D4NW33K W1LL BR1NG T0M0RR0W
Havve fun doin that alone, then!
I lovve havving an employee wwho can do shit right. #wwinning #eridanwweek
OBSERVING THE IMPERIAL CORPORATION ACTIVELY READJUST THEIR ASSET IN REAL TIME HAS BEEN DISHEARTENING. I AM NOW DIRECTLY SPEAKING TO @gutsyGumshoe AND @caligulasAquarium WITH MY PUSHER ALIGNED ON ONE PATH. YOUR PRECIOUS ERIDANWEEK IS NUMBERED. THERE WILL BE A RECKONING SOON, AND IF THAT RECKONING COMES WITH A CHANCE TO FREE @twentyfourCarat FROM YOUR RAPACIOUS CLAWS, I WILL DO SO, EVEN IF DEATH IS HIS FINAL HOPE. #ERIDANWEEK #NOLONGERCOMING
invest in my movie
it was pretty fucking awesome i cannot llie and i normally hate concerts/parties.
If your soull is deep, it is only to be filled with pallid sludge.
starting a hashtag really gives you a god-compllex llevell rush, big fan. #wecame
*a picture of llevyn with a manic grin ripping steell pllating off a drone*
stolle some of the computing honeycomb from a drone i bllew up, who wants to buy once we're out of here
maybe if we get them to swing him faster they will llose their grip and free him on accident #mayicome
you coulld be! the return on investment will be huge and will not go directlly into golldbllood pockets!
Hmmmm hey @cationicAgonist I think I just had ANOTHER idea for some crypto!!!!
holly fuck @gratuitousannuity get ready to hodll
pretty sure you just gotta #bounceonit
take it to the next naturall step, shove it all in a bllender and make an eridan goop. god knows hes been begging for it his wholle llife
you just need to devellop a heallthy sense of mallice and llearn to enjoy other peoplle falling on their face. sometimes due to tripping over your foot
its mostlly really funny if the person is pathetic enough
i mean it can be serious. depends on the person. theres a certain troll for which i hate just about every chitt i see from him, and often vice versa, and id hit that bastard with a scuttllebuggy no hesitation. nonllethally but llike haha fuck that guy
being an all around cunt if you ask me. no greater or more noblle pursuit
man i wonder who she meant the mystery is killing me!!!
this #bouncingonit thing does sound interesting. i hope everyone is wearing protection. woulldnt want a concussion
#imcoming
CHITTR SHADY FACT #40 • “i think pitchbaiting is entertaining. i like to see other trolls get all riled up. it makes me laugh.”
definitely sadder, whØ am i tØ alter an artfØrm?
dØ yØu ever feel like a bØuncy hØuse, drifting thrØugh the wind, wanting tØ bØunce again? #eridanweek
She's pretty durable. But I think she'd maybe just throw caegars your way while you did the gunfu shit.
I have a friend who'd pay good money to see that, and also chase the lasers if she were also turnt.
Ok, I'll DM you and we can figure this out.
he continues to inspire us to this day with his #greatideas
I'll just carry you on my back like the Signless, lmao.
if theres good food ill tough it out for the cause
Now Playing: Day Stalker + Night Prowler https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUNlw9dNyfo
WH0 C4R3S F0LYKL D4R4N3 H4S B33N H34DL1N1NG S0 Y0U KN0W 1TS L1T
I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO. NOT FOR THE INHERITANCE, JUST FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME.
i tolld you hayaah you gotta be carefull give him an inch and he'll take a greasy crypto mille, and sell it at a lloss
I think that there is too much emphasis put on the idea of "one true ancestor" when its more likely that there is a lineage of trolls leading up to one's hatching. The slurry isn't exactly clear, and horn casings can only go so far to link a troll to a particular lineage. It was previously part of the cavern-cloistered Jade's duty to keep track of bloodlines, but after certain rebellions occurred, this practice was discontinued as it created "cursed" lineages, aka bloodlines that were often drawn into rebellious thought-patterns due to their predecessors. Make of that what you will.
F0LYKL D4R4N3 SIGN3D MY RUMBL3SPH3R3S 4T #3RID4NW33K
MAYBE THE SEADWELLERS ARE GOOD FOR ONE THING, AND THAT THING IS: partying.
ALRIGHT. CONSIDERING CRASHING THAT AFTERPARTY. non violently.
↘️they have stolen the rest of my business paraphernalia off of me.↘️ ↗️FROM OUT OF MY POCKETS AND OUT OF MY COAT.↗️ ↘️i am all alone in a strange, foreign place, but they have a frozen yogurt stand with all of the fixings.↘️ ↗️AND THE MCRIB.↗️ ↘️so it isn't all bad.↘️ ↗️#ERIDANWEEK.↗️
FUCKING H3LL TH3Y P0PP3D TH3 PRINC3 0F P0P 4T #3RID4NW33K
H34D STILL SPINNING FR0M CL0WN P3RF0RM4NC3 4ND THIS G0LDI3 IS FUCKING LIT 4S SHIT D4WG #3RID4NW33K
|-[__]--- Must say, opening my clinic on the border a low-blooded and mid-blooded district intersection was probably my best idea.
Speeding is now legal as long as you pinky promise you were in a hurry.
hØping tØ see fØØtage Øf fØlks crashing hashtag eridan week. #eridanweek
WHAT IF WE DIDN'T PLAY DUMB PRETEND GAMES ON CHITTR AND POSTED ABOUT THE IMPORTANT THINGS, LIKE REGICIDE.
WE'LL STAY PUT, THANKS.
#myskateboardwhichiusetoperformcomplexstunts
you called them ignoblle. allso, you gonna bully me? the cripplle? youre fucking ablleist too now? wow man. wow.
so do ours. very efficient and ecofriendlly ellectricall fuell. and ediblle to humanoids if grounded!
bees have allways been llike this. maybe your bees just suck ass?
????? how ellse woulld they run our computers? or ward off predators in the willd???
we are not bees, though there are simillarities. unllike bees, most trolls cannot emit llethall ellectricall current for examplle. i mean, i can. but most cannot.
https://images2.imgbox.com/1b/31/Fi4ISkmd_o.jpg
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Drunk driving is perfectly fine. It's the drunk crashing that is the issue.
-------------------------- yoU knoW my price, hayaah.
UTTERLY RELATABLE. "NO APOSTATE, THOUSANDS WILL DIE IF YOU FIREBOMB THAT HIVESTEM. WHAT IS THE MESSAGE YOU'RE EVEN TRYING TO SEND WITH THAT? YOU SHOULD STOP WHILE YOU'RE AHEAD." Miss me with the excuses, losers, some of us just have buildings to burn.
THOUGHT WE AGREED TO LIBERATE THE GOLD, NOT CHANGE THE TERMS OF THEIR ENSLAVEMENT.
iv3 2aid it b3for3 and ill 2ay it again id body tf out of a dron3
DAMN. MAYBE THESE HUMANS ARE ONTO SOMETHING. https://youtu.be/LrM5y-iCNiE?si=1VDi0CE6ebJB5CTh
My team and I are working on free psychiatric care for those in need, as I see clearly some of you need it.
still feeling pretty glum about the troll rocket science reading i did but i think not learning more is weaker than backing down so i will be looking into more troll transportation #culturalexchange #humantrollposting
-------------------------- there are fates Worse than death. sUch as missing beetel's Upcoming sales.
-------------------------- cUrrent comma separated spread sheet of beetel Wares. item,description "matriorb shard (cracked)","a fragment of a sacred reprodUction relic, faintly hUmming and still Warm to the toUch." "gl'bgolyb tissUe (preserVed)","pickled flesh that sUbtly pUlses When exposed to psychic actiVity." "Unhatched jade beetle brood clUster","eggs etched With faint symbols that seem to Watch obserVers." "mUtant drone qUeen carapace","a partial shell that sloWly secretes a resin Used in ritUal blessings." "larVal commUnion mass (liVe)","a Writhing clUster of larVae that forms symbols When fed blood." "clockWork scarab","a mechanical beetle that syncs With nearby heartbeats—or something else." "titan beetle helm","a holloWed shell helmet that amplifies Whispering Voices." "symbiotic spine beetle","a jarred parasite capable of bonding to a host’s nerVoUs system." "iridescent elytra cloak","a cloak of Wing cases that shifts color based on nearby emotions." "beetle choir box","a container of insects that harmonize into eerie, chUrch-like tones." "distilled hemolymph Vials","liqUids from VarioUs castes caUsing effects from eUphoria to Visions." "poWdered carapace resin","a fine dUst Used in ritUals or recklessly inhaled." "molting salts","indUces shedding of skin, sometimes beyond intended limits." "qUeen pheromone ampoUles","sUbstances capable of commanding lesser creatUres or attracting UnknoWn entities." "fossilized grUb sap amber","amber containing preserVed organisms that tWitch Under heat." "Whispering chitin idol","a mUlti-eyed beetle statUe that speaks in dreams." "blessed cerebral parasite","a dormant entity that grants Visions along With its oWn inflUence." "echo shell of a deep-sea screamer","prodUces distant, oceanic sermon-like soUnds When listened to." "tUned bone rod","a psionic condUit that Vibrates near psychic inflUence or deception." "fragment of a song","a glass-contained resonance cracked from internal pressUre." "mandible gaUntlets","articUlated gaUntlets capable of crUshing or delicate manipUlation." "beetle resin adhesiVe","an indUstrial adhesiVe that permanently bonds nearly anything." "bUrroWing drill-Worm","a trained organism that tUnnels throUgh stone bUt may escape." "liVing carapace armor","modUlar plating that sUbtly adjUsts itself for Wearer comfort." "grUb-silk filament spool","extremely strong thread that remains faintly Warm." "jar of failed grUbs","malformed larVae that form faces When agitated." "mUlti-headed messenger beetle","taxidermied insect With mUltiple heads Whispering different messages." "jade blood signet rings","mUltiple identical rings all claiming to be aUthentic originals." "liVing map parasite","a creatUre that craWls into directional shapes, sometimes inaccUrately." "half-eaten ritUal tablet","an ancient tablet partially consUmed, With the rest still digesting elseWhere." "royal jelly extract (Unstable)","grants temporary aUthority With Unsettling side effects." "grUb-drone hybrid","a restrained, illegal organism of qUestionable sentience." "caste-altering injection kit","a deVice that attempts to modify caste With Unpredictable sUrViVal rates." "memory leeches","paired organisms that remoVe and retain specific memories." "empty hUsk body","a freshly Vacated body With no explanation proVided."
I am being told there has been an increase in bazooka-based violence against the elderly.
Tf i2 up chittr it2 m3, on3 brain c3ll Z, back at it again with 3 hour2 of 2l33p l3t'2 2lay
you shoulld check under the hood of your buggy.
is it rude to say thats kinda fucking awesome
wonder if there's a market for willd bee honey.
everyone deserves to feell llike they llook nice, or dignified. cllothing is a medium that is a window into someone's llife, and it can refllect on the wearer. someone wearing an expensive suit they aren't comfortablle in can make them llook unconfident, for examplle. i may fuck with you but this shit matters to me
i've culltivated that vitrioll with llove and care. my day woulld be lless fun without it
Why is "medium" this spicy! I need some milk!
I quit gambling for her.
Nobody tell my wife I'm on here. We share everything else. But this is like my man cave.
HANDSOME IS TIMELESS AND SPEAKS ACROSS SPECIES LINES.
YOU ANGLING FOR HIVE DETES, FINLICKING DEGEN? GONNA HAVE TO WORK HARDER THAN THAT.
I'VE HAD MANY A TROLL ASK ME IF THERE'S A SINGLE CASTE, A SINGLE TROLL I TRUST WITH MY ENTIRE PUSHER. AND IT'S TIME I MAKE MY ANSWER KNOWN. Sound technicians.
were posting biden when obama is here for a new, beautifull term? stocks down.
sounds to me llike your meme econony is in a recession
if you're trying to fllirt with me you don't gotta pllay hard to get, just be honest. dont you worry ill be back, if onlly to watch your next financiall bllunder
nah man you're trying to fight the phallanx at their speartip. you gotta find where you're strong and theyre weak. they won business cards. maybe your winning smille or your expansive valluablle crypto wall- oh wait
i can see now my petty jabs have no effect on the sharpest mind community college llaw schooll has to offer. your tie,akin to an impenetrablle shielld...i have llost.
business schooll. fuck. i fumblled against the websites 3rd biggest lloser
just called your boss and tolld them you made me swap to a competitor
((i am so glad everyone appears to be enjoying troll rocket science as much as me this is a riot))
((new pfp from disetealart's homestuck style picrew :P)) https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/538442/
-------------------------- hoW are cloWns bUried? posthUmoUroUsly. that Will be one caegar. yoU may slaycUll me @chitinoUstraVeler
I KNEW GAMGAM WOULD GET IT. Meemaw in the HOUSE and she is clearing it tf out!!!!
Y3S I 4M W3LL 4CQU4INT3D WITH TH3 C4NC3L BUTT0N H0W C0ULD Y0U T3LL
I AM ALWAYS SAYING THIS.
BE THE CHANGE YOU WANNA SEE IN THE WORLD.
I'LL LET ANY NUMBER OF THEM HEAR IT. But I won't be letting them catch me, you see. It's in the details.
Ectobiology is going to be huge for you.
broadly speaking, beforus is a pre-scratch iteration of alternia with a wyldly different set of laws and traditions that make it distinct from the majority of trolls i've seen active on this syte so far. there is reason to believe that sgrub session scratches are what caused a difference between the two troll societies.
whydotheycallittheovenwhenyouofinthecoldfoodofouthoteatthefood?? #muchtothinkabout
myfirstpost #myfirstpost
timmy stoppedby today. turns out he was at camp. forgot i dropped him off there.lol!
-------------------------- beetel does not Understand Why aUtocorrect exists on this platform. it mUst think beetel is bUg. keeps changing to beetle.
YOUR PARDONS MEAN NOTHING TO TROLLS WITH REAL PRINCIPLES.
Please stop admitting to crimes on my feed I can only write so many pardons.
and its all for the grand highbllood, specifically, for some reason. youd think a high ranking officer of the empire woulld have better things to do than post down bad for randos on chittr
Low-key impressed with the sheer intensity of the desperation radiating off this application at all times. Y'all live like this fr? Goddamn.
Chittr? Mor3 lik3 Pi22r amirit3
i am starting to think that this whole music posting thing rules actually
"What m3at2 do you want" Bitch all of th3m im trying to g3t fuckin jack3d
Troll 2ubway fuck2 2o hard
Might b3 d3ad fuckin tir3d but that wont 2top m3 from th323 #gain2 I can 2l33p wh3n im d3ad
Hug3 if tru3
2oooo tru3 Th3yr3 lucky, id ju2t pu2h '3m in it
2urround3d by whin3r2
WELL WELL WELL, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT? NO MATTER THE EMPIRE, THE BITCH HOLDING THE FORK IS LOOKING TO DEVOUR THOSE WHO STAND AGAINST HER. I bet you humans thought you'd never see one of your own going Troll. #cancel crocker? #morelikefirebomballcorporateoffices
im so glad i followed that account, i think it is run by some kind of nature photographer
My 2tupid palm hu2k alway2 out h3r3 c3n2oring m3 l3t m3 call p3opl3 lo23r2 you pi3c3 of 2hit I aint calling nobody lov3r2 3v3r tf
-------------------------- beetel has the best Wares.
NON SPONSORED TESTIMONIAL: Beetel is legit one of the best merchants for sourcing desert-based rare goods this side of the Agonia Regional Channel!!!!
I KNOW YOU'RE WITHHOLDING MY MANIFESTO.
READING COMPREHENSION MEANS NOTHING IF THE FOOLS YOU'RE LOOKING TO SAVE HAVE THEIR EYES WELDED SHUT.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? YOU GOT WHAT YOU ASKED FOR! DID IT FIX WHAT WAS WRONG WITH YOU? ARE YOU LESS THAN? #lyricposting
~i’m curious, is the rumour about goldbloods true? you knovv the one #nsfvv
your money is useless to me
should cover the walls and flloors in canvas for those occasions. coulld make a boatlload selling the resullts.
Pulled a 2340. A llittlle disappointed. Need to keep trying to catch up to the Llegends number of rotations.
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THE IMPERIAL AGENDA: UTILIZE THE APPETITES OF THE MASSES TO DISTRACT FROM THE RAVAGES OF HEMOLOYALISM UPON YOUR BODY, YOUR THINK-PAN, YOUR SOUL. Think for yourselves, people. Tear your eyes away from the waves of smut and wonder why it is the net's pushing your hand towards your bulge when you could be taking up iron or blade against a system designed to kill you bit by bit. #revolutionary #nsfw #fightback