♦ pitied by @cationicAgonist
hey can someone go check on tavros
if anyone somehow ended up NOT at their home after #eridanweek shoot me a DM and ill send you coordinates to my grove. lleak the llocation and i will llet the willdllife tear to you pieces
hey, cØme Øn, dØn't barkbeast pile, even if yØu're jØking.
i am kind of a fucking sap. lliterally cannot stop mysellf from making sure all the cllowns that went tonight are ok. my nonexistant reputation will have #come and gone
nOO NO NO NO NO NO,
im sorry Tavros but i just dont know if i can forgive you this time. youre a llovelly llady and all but your behavior simplly isnt improving despite your promises NOT to get hurt every singlle time.
you cannot hide your shame now.
hOW TO PRIVATE cHITTR ACOUNT, pLEASE, gOREGLE, iT'S URGENT,
I DID NOT POST ANY OF THIS. SCRUBBING MY HARDWARE HAS TAKEN A WHILE. CHECK YOUR SYSTEMS. ASSUME CROCKER VIRUS.
WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS ANCIENT PICTURE COME FROM????
i do not understand the Troll Utena connection. fucking humans
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c04715b08336.png I am still at a bit of a loss.
Goregle what is Nevada and what does it have to do with Troll Utena?
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5116d147b849.png #IWANTCANDY #ERIDANWEEK
IS THAT THE FUCKING GUY FROM TROLLSONA 5? #ERIDANWEEK #IWANTCANDY
#substance
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH MY ACCOUNT? WHO THE HELL POSTED THAT IMAGE????
JANE CROCKER WHEN I GET MY CLAWS ON YOU.
Setup complete. The venue is much less ostentatious this evening, given it's hosting a small private event and not crowds of thousands. The "refreshments" will more than make up for the lack of frills, I assure you. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/deaabed83fa8.png
↗️HER IMPERIAL MARKETS ARE ON THE RISE! UP +0.92%, I HAVE ATTACHED AN IMAGE FOR ALL OF THOSE CURIOUS ABOUT THE STATUS OF THE GROWL JONES.↗️ ↘️it is all coming up wrothe.↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f3cd22dca04a.jpg
i KNOW,,,
i mean im not tryin to tone pollice you man i aint no cop i was just a llittlle unused to the change in tone. llive your truth
blocked them again, tracking my actual block list now, will see if they disappear off it
Blocking seems to be not working in some way. ooc blocked an account on mobile, they kept popping up in my feed. swapped to desktop, ooc blocked again, it worked. UNTIL i was back on mobile, at which point i started seeing them again. weird
iT'S JUST NOT, tHE SAME, wITHOUT jULIOH,,, #eRIDANwEEK
↘️i will buy you a bowl of chipotle let me cash my miniscule cheque and it will be sent to you posthaste.↘️
↗️PER MY CURRENT MESSAGE, I AM NOTICING A STARK LACK OF WORK ETHIC AND ALSO A COMPLETE AND TOTAL INABILITY TO ASCEND TO THE "AND OTHER TASKS AS DESIGNATED" PARTS OF THE AVERAGE JOB APPLICATION.↗️ ↘️i am working shifts you cannot even fathom.↘️ ↗️INSINCERELY,↗️ ↘️wrothe aiaray.↘️
↗️ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY FOR AN "OFFICE GETAWAY" AND "GORECATION PACKAGE".↗️ ↘️of course, my worksquare neighbor of vastly inferior taste and also weak hand strength took the opportunity to vacate his position and use his↘️ ↗️"PTO"↗️ ↘️which is a silly and frivolous concept for trolls with no dedication or obligation or passion to serve.↘️ ↗️BUT I KNOW.↗️ ↘️this is simply a trap and also a trick.↘️ ↗️AND I WILL NEVER FALL FOR IT.↗️ ↘️upper manglement is attempting to test my will and my resolve and my dedication.↘️ ↗️NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. I WILL STAY RIGHT HERE.↗️
↗️THEY ARE CLEARLY ATTEMPTING TO WEED OUT THE LESSER DEVOTED AND INFERIOR EMPLOYEES.↗️ ↘️you want to step away from your worksquare? you want to "go away" and "see your lusus"?↘️ ↗️FIND A DIFFERENT JOB.↗️
↘️yes.↘️
↘️i would like to engage in gladitorial combat when i am to resign from my position and be moved off-planet.↘️ ↗️IT WILL BE ONLY ONCE AND I WILL LOSE TO MY COMPETITOR, AN INFERIOR INDIGO PLACED PARALLEL TO SOMEONE OF SUPERIOR MAJESTY.↗️ ↘️but it will be awesome.↘️
↘️i do not even know what a boot boy is.↘️
↗️I HAVE NEVER WITNESSED SUCH A SKILLED AND HANDSOME WIELDING OF BLUNT OBJECTS.↗️
I just got out of the rubble at #eridanwweek. Oww.
1 TH1NK 1 G0TT4 BR34K 1T 0FF W1TH TH4T GUY F0R R34L
♯false ♯deathbyhammers sounds ♯prettybad
radiation poi2oning i2 on3 of th3 wor2t way2 u could di3 bro
it aint worth it
You made the right choice. I appear to be glowwing.
nobody dies at eridanweek
You Died. @nounVerbed #eridanweek.
wHAT? hE LIKES, 4/20,
that is pretty woke of him. he is officially the one good cllown
can wwe PLEASE stop ovverwworkin my drones i mean janes drones you dont evven wwanna knoww howw much money it costs to rebuild all this shit constantly anywway wwe wwill be back tomorroww if youre dead and not readin this then read it after jane gets you sorted #eridanwweek
i dont want to be overstepping things but if there is need for more healing at #eridanweek i think i can probably attend though i am also very very scared to offer
oh my goodness why would anyone do that to a festival??????? #eridanweek
sO, i WOULD HAVE, pREFERRED TO MAKE THIS INTO, a VIDEO, mAYBE WITH MY, uKULELE, bUT THE OIL, iRREPARABLY DAMAGED THE, cAMERA ON MY, pALMHUSK SO, tHIS WILL HAVE TO DO, uMM, wELL i PROMISED, mY FANS THAT, i WOULD NOT, gET INJURED, tONIGHT AT #eRIDANwEEK, aND, wOULD INDEED, bE IN THE #sPLASHzONE, sAFE AND SECURE WITH, mY GOGGLES AND, bULLETPROOF, vEST BUT, aS CIRCUMSTANCES, hAD IT, i DECIDED TO ARRIVE, rEALLY EARLY SO AS TO, gET A GOOD SEAT, tHOUGH i GUESS, mY TICKET PROMISED ME, a vip SEAT, sO, iN RETROSPECT THAT WAS, pOINTLESS, bUT, iT WAS SEVERAL HOURS, bEFORE EVERYTHING, aND NO ONE, wAS REALLY THERE, sO i DECIDED TO, eXPLORE A BIT LIKE, a BACKSTAGE TOUR, aND, aFTER, sCAMPERING UP THE RAFTERS LIKE A NUTSTEALERBEAST, i WAS LOOKING IN AWE AT, tHE VARIOUS VATS, aND BARRELS AND, iN MY EXCITEMENT, sLIPPED AND FELL, iNTO ONE, aND WAS, pRETTY BANGED UP BUT, i FELT FINE ENOUGH BUT, i COULDN'T GET OUT, oF THE VAT AND, nO ONE WAS AROUND TO HEAR MY SCREAMING AND, bY TIME ANYONE ELSE WAS, aROUND, mY VOICE WAS HOARSE, aND SO, tHEY COULD NOT HEAR ME AND THEN, tHEY STARTED POURING IN THE OIL, wHICH WAS, pRETTY HOT, aND, vERY DENSE, oR MAYBE, tHE OPPOSITE OF DENSE, wHICHEVER ONE MAKES IT, hARD, tO GET OUT OF, aND SO, wHILE MY GOGGLES, lUCKILY, pROTECTED MY EYES, tHOUGH, oIL STARTED LEAKING INTO THEM, aFTER, a FEW MINUTES, i WAS, sTUCK IN THERE FOR, sEVERAL HOURS, aND HAD TO WAIT FOR, tHE OIL TO BE DISTRIBUTED TO, tHE COMPETITORS AND, aUDIENCE, lUCKILY, tHE OIL SEEMED TO BE OF A SIMILAR, cOMPOSITION TO, sOPOR SLIME, sO i WAS FINE, bREATHING IT BUT, iT TASTED REALLY BAD, aND, KIND OF STAINED MY SKIN, a BIT, bUT ANYWAYS, i DID EVENTUALLY, mANAGE TO CLIMB OUT, bY, uSING HARDENED OIL DEPOSITS, oN THE SIDES AS, hANDHOLDS, bUT THEN, aFTER i DID GET TO THE TOP, i FELL, aND LANDED RIGHT, oN MY BUTT, hURTING MY, bUTTBONE, wHATEVER THAT ONE, iS CALLED, aND THEN, aFTER i GOT OUT, i SLIPPED A BIT, aND HIT MY HEAD ON A TABLE, bUT, oVERALL i WAS, pRETTY FINE, aND THEN, sOMEONE THREW A FOLDING CHAIR, wHICH HIT MY HEAD AND, cONCUSSED ME BADLY, sO i DID, eND UP GETTING HURT, dESPITE MY PROMISES, aND i AM SOMEONE WHO, lIKES TO TRY TO STAY TRUE, tO HIS PROMISES, sO, i AM VERY SORRY FOR, gETTING HIT IN THE FACE WITH, a CHAIR, aT #eRIDANwEEK, aND ALSO FOR, mISSING THE CHANCE TO TALK, tO ANYONE AT, tHE rUMBLE bUMPIN' uGLY pUMPKINS, eVENT, i AM, sORRY, aND i WILL, tRY TO DO BETTER IN, tHE FUTURE, tHANK YOU, #aPOLOGYvIDEO
i CAN NOT THINK OF, aNYTHING, tHAT WOULD COME, tO MIND?
iT HAS COME, tO MY ATTENTION FROM, sOME CLOSE PERSONAL FRIENDS AND, cONFIDANTS THAT, iT MAY BE UNWISE FOR ME TO ATTEND dAY 4 OF, #eRIDANwEEK, oN ACCOUNT OF, mE GETTING, iNJURED ON THE LAST THREE DAYS IN A ROW, aND WHILE i APPRECIATE, tHE CONCERN i JUST WANT TO PUT IT OUT TO, aLL OF MY DEAR FRIENDS THAT, i WILL BE GOING, tO dAY 4, wHICH HAS THE rUMBLE IN, tHE pUMPKIN pATCH, tHROWNDOWN, mANLY gUYS fIGHT cLUB, eVENT AND, i WOULD NOT MISS SEEING THOSE, tHREE GREASY BOYS, dUKE IT OUT, fOR THE WORLD, nOW, nOT TO BE ALARMED, eVEN THOUGH i WILL BE SEATED IN, tHE "sPLASH zONE" #sPLASHzONE (tHIS IS THANKS TO, sOME COMPLIMENTARY TICKETS GIFTED TO ME BY, tHE EVENT HOLDERS, tHEMSELVES, oR i GUESS, nOT SO MUCH GIFTED AS, gIFTED TO, oNE OF THEIR FRIENDS, wHO DIDN'T WANT IT, aND THEN GIFTED IT TO ME FOR, a NOMINAL FEE, nOW, wHERE WAS i, oH YEAH, i WILL BE SEATED IN, tHE "sPLASH zONE," #sPLASHzONE BUT AM TAKING ALL THE NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS TO KEEP MYSELF, sAFE AND, nOT SPENDING ANOTHER DAY IN, tHE MEDICAL TENT AS, mOST OF THE PATIENTS THERE DO NOT SEEM TO ENJOY MY PRESENCE, sO IT IS PROBABLY BEST, nOT TO BOTHER THEM, nOW, i WILL BE WEARING, tHE FINEST IN GOGGLE, tECHNOLOGY THAT, i BOUGHT FROM THE cAEGAR sTORE, tO PROTECT MY OCULAR GLOBES FROM, eRRANT GLOBS OF SWEAT AND, vEGETABLE OIL, aND, i HAVE OBTAINED, a BULLETPROOF VEST, tHAT i AM SURE, iF IT CAN STOP, hIGH POWERED BALLISTICS IT, cAN PROTECT ME FROM ANYTHING ELSE, tHAT MIGHT OCCUR, oN nIGHT fOUR SO, i WOULD LIKE, tO SEE YOU TRY, tO KEEP MY #eRIDANwEEK SPIRIT DOWN, uNIVERSE BECAUSE, nO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, tAVROS nITRAM WILL, aLWAYS SIT BACK UP! #iNSPIRATIONAL
idk! there was someone tallking all ominouslly about how theyd wait there untill "It Happens"!
equius youre the onlly blluebllood ive ever respected fucking get their asses. idek whose asses, just GET them.
that was an interesting concllusion. she shoulldve swung harder
I'm hEaring rEports about a tragic and sEnsElEss act of mass violEncE at #EridanWEEK. My hEart goEs out to all victims, thEir quadrantmatEs, and thEir lusii. WE stand togEthEr. #SamuraiFamStrong #KErrayUrodyn #ThERocKstar
- Holy frigging MOTHER GRUB... @termminalCommrade just SAVED MY LIFE at #EridanWeek 😨😨😨😱😱😱 #BlewUp #Ouch #ReallyHeavy
║ hear they're go;ng to be deploy;ng a Nemes;s soon.
The garden is burning I only got two oil barrels #Summoner'sGardenRaid #OilRaid #Eridanweek #TheGardenIsFucked
F41RLY C3RT41N 1 JUST S4W @adiosToreador F4LL 1NT0 4 V4T 0F 01L #3R1D4NW33K
Well now I want to.
1 H4V3 B33N D0US3D 1N 01L 4ND 1 4M B3Y0ND R34DY F0R TH3 RUMBL3M3NC3M3NT #3R1D4NW33K #RUMBL31NTH3PUMPK1NP4TCH
oNCE i ATE, a PILL THAT GOT RID OF MY, cAT ALLERGY BUT, iT CAME BACK AFTER, a WHILE,
LETS GET READY TO RUUUUUUMMMMMMMMBBBBBBLLLLLLLLEEEEEE https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
apostate there will be two human men wrestling covering in oil there tonight can we pick a different day to boycott it maybe tomorrow
i dont lleave the house much for fear of my llife. the chaos of a willd crowd is pretty good at keeping the drones off of me
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED TO GO TO A CORPO SPONSORED EVENT TO GET SOCIAL INTERACTION? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH TROLLS THESE DAYS????
damn i want to be there so bad just for the personall interaction but ill llisten to your advice
is there a safe distance from which i can watch whatever you're going to do
i lloomed too much. the fabric is of such vollume that i cannot open the door. #nollongerlloomingit
getting out of my "trapped by fabrics" predicament by knitting dozens of scarves. ill be out of here in no time
guys I really think that maybe we probablly shoulld skip out on this day of #eridanweek just a hunch. a vibe
llarkin llet me in! i dont have pants but ill get some next time. what materiall we tallkin
8-> A COMMON MISCONCEPTION! #AMPORACOIN IS ACTUALLY GOING NUCLEAR AS #ERIDANWEEK MOVES ON!
tHEY ARE USUALLY IN, fUN ANIMAL SHAPES, wHY DO YOU, aSK?
8-> SWING BY DURING THE #RUMBLEINDAPUMPKINPATCH AT #ERIDANWEEK FOR A COMMEMORATIVE RUMBLE T-SHIRT, WHICH YOU CAN PURCHASE WITH YOUR #AMPORACOIN!
↘️if there is a "hate train" you have all purchased tickets to ride.↘️
-------------------------- rUnning loW on coin. need to acqUire more.
Bro I dont 3v3n know wh3r3 I am right now tbh
ha2 it b33n 45 min y3t???
ill be a good boy this time
u wan 2om3 mon3y dud3 i can buy you a bunch of taco b3ll again
fuk 2o tru3
i might actually have this artificial mint allergy... huh... i tolerate it bc mint makes my mouth feel so clean even if the actual process sucks for me. might try the cinnamon stuff
ummm i dont want to go too into detaill since i think shes sensitive about it but i bellieve she had some of the more... emotionally taxing duties vis-a-vis grubs that... dont meet imperiall standards, genetically or physically.
my story with my partner is pretty fraught with drama and backstory angst that evollved into a heallthy mutuall respect and care. ex-clloistered jade lleaves the caverns, meets a mutant and disablled golldbllood... coulld do smth allong those llines
matesprit doesnt llike to tallk often about the caverns but theres a reason she lleft. as for mysellf, being mutant AND disablled does not engender many romantic options no haha. i can see why youd strugglle with your writing down there
jegus man you dont have to admit that here
it can hate all it wants but maybe spread it the fuck out
someone kill this stupid ass hate bot its bllowing up my push notifs and hating EMOTIONALLY SENSITIVE CONVERSATIONS
not as easy to bully as i llook
<body> ** oh, i get it. *attacks and attacks and attacks and attacks and attacks and at* </body>
<body> ** are you roleplaying at me right now? </body>
its just lless hurtfull to mysellf to assume romantic intent over simplle mallice. i may be a notorious and wanted insurgent and terrorist mutant but ive got a #sensitivesoull
@archive4ddict H4V3 Y0U S33N TH3 Y401 0BS3SS3D B0T Y3T
wait a second... *llooks clloser at your pfp* something seems off here...
are you throwing out stray pitch comments out of desperation or insecurity? i enjoy a bit of pitchbaiting but not out of nowhere
tHANK YOU, i LOVE, #eRIDANwEEK,
@carcinoGenesis I thunk the answer is no!
@adiosToreador Hey man are you capable of defending yourself verbally or rhetorically????
nO i, vERY MUCH APPRECIATED, yOUR BRAVERY, i RESPECT OUR, tROOPS (FIRST RESPONDERS)
i WOULD JUST LIKE, tO STEP IN FRONT OF, tHE DRAMA, aND SAY THAT, i DO NOT BLAME, @CATIONICaGONIST FOR, hITTING ME IN THE FACE WITH, a SHOVEL, rENDERING MY FACE, sHOVEL SHAPED FOR, a BEAT, bEFORE i, fELL TO THE GROUND AND, rATTLED AROUND A BIT LIKE, i WAS MADE OF METAL, lIKE A SHOVEL BEFORE, mY ENTIRE BODY, pOPPED BACK INTO MY, rEGULAR SHAPE, sHE DID THIS WITH, gREAT HONOR AND BRAVERY AND, iN DOING SO, sAVED MY LIVE, sO, i SALUTE HER AND, hER WONDERFUL SERVICE AT, tHE MEDICULLER TENT WHICH, i HAVE BEEN SUCH A FREQUENT, vISITOR OF, aS OF LATE,
Girl (Girl) Ugh - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
i BELIEVE, iN MIRACLES, }:)
nO i WAS NOT, #tAKENfROMbEHIND AT #eRIDANwEEK, iT WAS, a, #fULLfRONTALaSSAULT TO, mY FACE, aND BODY,
tHANK YOU, fOR YOUR SUPPORT IN THESE, cONCUSSED TIMES,
i HAVE BEEN, gRIEVOUSLY INJURED, oN NIGHT 3, oF, #eRIDANwEEK, tHUS, cONTINUING MY STREAK, i HAD, pOSTED, tOO EARLY, bEFORE,
HELPICACNTSTOPSPINNINGAT#ERIDANREEK
IMEAN#ERIDANWEEK
(( you're okay hehe we're playing pretend anyway :) i didn't mean to make you feel put on the spot like that! ))
((sorry for the lyric flub i really was shoveling food into my mouth oops))
i AM PROUD, tO SAY THAT i HAVE, bROKEN MY STREAK AND, hAVE NOT BEEN INJURED, oN NIGHT 3 OF, #eRIDANwEEK,
0H FUCK MY L1F3 1 C4NN0T B3L13V3 TH1S 1S H4PP3N1NG
KERRAY URODYN BETRAYED EVERYTHING HE ONCE STOOD FOR. #SELLOUT #SAMURAIISDEAD #SAMURAIISOVERPARTY
I've always been of the mindset that things gotta get turned around but FUCK FUCHSIAS. #vaguepost
↘️there is hate contained within my worksquare tonight.↘️
TH3 RUM0R C0M3 0UT: D03S @twentyfourCarat 1S STR41GHT????? #3R1D4NW33K #TR0LLBRUN0M4RS #W3C4M3
P30PL3 SH0ULD B3 0P3N T0 B31NG CRUSH3D BY RUBBL3 M0R3 0FT3N
1 H4V3 B33N UNC3R3M0N10USLY BUR13D 4T #3R1D4NW33K
i THINK, iT BUILT CHARACTER,
WHY D1D 1 N0T C0NS1D3R TH3 R3P3RCUSS10NS F0R MY RUBBL3M4XX1NG
HEY, I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A NUKE.
↘️overworked and underpaid.↘️ ↗️THE BEST SERIES OF THINGS TO BE.↗️
wait a second did i fall for april fools posting
you got that right my main man gregory
@threnetictempest we're llosing out on the trend!!
i either have tØ mØve tØ eastern befØrus Ør i have tØ cull myself its the Ønly way. hashtag vaguepØsting, hashtag self harm, hashtag pØtentially. #vaguepØsting #selfharm #pØtentially
i can somewhat sympathize. my body emits a llow ellectric hum at idlle which escallates with activity. not as uh... extreme as your mutation, in terms of potentially getting in the way socially, though.
wOW, i AM FLATTERED, mAYBE, tHAT YOU THINK, i AM THE TYPE, tO GET AROUND ENOUGH, tO NEED TO DO, tHAT, bUT i CAN ASSURE YOU, i WOULD NEVER, bETRAY ANY PARTNER'S, tRUST IN ME, lIKE THAT,
dO YOU THINK, i WILL GET HURT AGAIN, aT TOMORROW'S, #eRIDANwEEK, i HAD A BAD, hIT ON THE HEAD, aT YESTERNIGHT'S BUT, i GOT BETTER,
oH, oKAY,
uMM,,, gAMZEE TAUGHT ME SOME, mIRTHFUL, cLURCH TYPE, pRAYERS, a WHILE BACK, dO THOSE, cOUNT?
oh so hornyposting all day is fine but if a troll lloves their wife thats a hateablle crime. HYPOCRITES THE LOT OF YOU
i do not think she is currentlly reading this so untill she next llogs onto chittr my statement remains sound
iT'S STICKY,
i SPILLED MY sPITE-pEPSI MIX, aLL OVER, mY LEG BRACES,
Dude gross. I don't care about your flushpiece. Yuck.
buillt up so much energy getting in stupid chittr skirmishes but got nothin to spend that energy on now fuuuck
wow not an hour after the big commotion at #eridanweek and everyone fucks off to go publliclly jerk off on main im no stranger to publlic hornyness but you peoplle do it competitivelly
↘️i am forming professional relationships with your boss so airtight and solid that he is firing you but continuing to remain in association with you on nubbook so that you can continue to watch the organization prosper without your involvement or benefit.↘️
oKAY, sORRY,
↗️WHEN I LOOK AT MY CHEQUE AND CASH IT FOR A STOUT ZERO ADDED TO MY ACCOUNT, I SMILE AND KNOW IT WAS A GOOD NIGHT.↗️
Yes the bee is still in the fucking Oval Office by the way.
fuck off llarkin ill kick your sorry ass llater for our biweeklly not date
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M NOT OWNED! I'M NOT OWNED!
STOP PITYING MY FUCKING CHITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#nOTbURIEDiNrUBBLE,
I'M TALKING ABOUT A BOMB, CROCKER.
It’s My Job Dearie~
I Was Speaking To Mr. Strider, My Apologies.
i'm sure that everythyng would be handled professionally, i just do not wysh to endure the agony that would precede the care!
You Need More Money, Am I Reading That Right?
Fair.
mostly i do not wysh to go the way of anyone who ended up in the mediculler's tent... sound's painful!
M4CR0C0SM0S C0NSP1R4CY P0ST1NG C0MM3NC3S N0W 1 TH1NK TR0LL M1CH43L J4CKS0N W4S 1N 0N 1T #M4YW3C0M3 #W3C4M3 #3R1D4NW33K
Seadweller's trying to poach MY employee! Smh!!!!
W41T W4S TR0LL M1CH43L J4CKS0N 1N 0N TH3 STUNT 34RL13R #3R1D4NW33K
I REALLY REALLY DIDN'T KNOW I'M SORRY #eridanweek
TH3Y 4R3 SP1NN1NG TR0LL BRUN0 M4RS L1K3 4 C3NTR1FUG3 #M4Y1C0M3
[ MEEMAW GAMGAM has been KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT. ] #eridanweek
i aint llettin no fuckin drone scan me
I have GOT to get in on this Eridanweek train but I have no fucking clue how. AUGH!!!! Tearing my hair out b/c all the good crypto names were taken!!!! #eridanweek
the thought of all that sewing being for naught is fucking depressing im so sorry
gollden (ha) opportunity to go point and llaugh at an eridan away from the sycophantic crowds
can we just shoot him and get it over with to avoid the suspense and anxiety
fuck kaitie perrie just hit me with a cease and desist fØr the lyric pØsting. #eridanweek
fuck dude i can't affØrd tØ gØ up against her legislaceratiØn team i knØw hØw much thØse prØsecutØrs get paid i'm fucked!
I want to attend eridanweek but it feels like a waste if I can't bring my matesprit along. #eridanweek
TH1S 1S S0 MUCH W0RS3 TH4N TR0LL M1CH43L J4CKS0N G3TT1NG V4P0R1Z3D BY 4 L3G3ND4RY P13C3 0F SH1T W34P0N #3R1D4NW33K
THERE IS SO MUCH POLYVINYL CHLORIDE ON TOP OF ME. ALSO SCREAMING TROLLS BUT WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THEM. HOW DID I END UP INSIDE THE STUPID BOUNCEHOUSE? This was a bad idea.
girll im not there on account of chronic illness wtf u want me to do
help. in alley. they said they had hashtag substances. i have miscalculated. #substances #theygØtme #eridanweek
↗️FUNDAMENTALLY INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM MY OWN CREATION.↗️ ↘️thanks.↘️
↗️SOMEONE HAS STOLEN MY TIE CLIP AND THEN DOUBLED BACK AND TOOK THE ENTIRE TIE.↗️ ↘️i was literally wearing it.↘️ ↗️I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENED.↗️
but if i gØ that seadweller that asked fØr my nØthing pic might find me there.... #mynØthing #eridanweek
↗️THEY HAVE PERMITTED ME HYDRATION ONCE MORE.↗️
|| BURGUNDY ON MY SQUAD ACCIDENTALLY PARALYZED A BRONZEBLOOD FOR 2 HOURS WITH HER PSIONICS | WE'VE HAD TO BLAST RANDIE TRAVIS' GREATEST HITS ON A JBL SPEAKER TO KEEP HIM FROM CRYING IN THE INFIRMARY | OVER ||
And why tf would you want independence anyway, it's not like I don't let you do whatever the fuck you want!!!!
↘️i think it goes without saying that quadrants should stay out of the laborspace.↘️ ↗️IN MY PERSONAL OPINION.↗️
8-> A MAN ABOUT TOWN SHOULD ALWAYS LOOK HIS BEST! THAT'S WHY I HAVE SUITS FOR EVERY OCCASION! (spruikoh on twt) https://media1.tenor.com/m/E0PbmFeXMi4AAAAd/bytcon-krypto-vast-error.gif
sick as hell tbh yØu may as well just take Øver this Øne with yØur shit. hashtag yØur sØmething. #yØursØmething
Wtf??? bees got an Update??? Damn....
https://cdn.imgchest.cØm/files/689ff2dbba4f.png #nsfw #mynØthing
hØw am i suppØsed tØ pØst spheres nØw. this is misØgyny.
hm i have realized in my quest tØ pØst my nØthing spheres i dØn't actually knØw hØw tØ spØiler an image, let alØne embed it. #mynØthing
I have seen a few of you concerned over the ability to post the Yaoi at this time. While the mandate was specifically for the Yuri, postings of the Yaoi is also acceptable during this period.
IV3 B33N H0LDING B4CK FR0M W0M4NP0STING F0R THIS 3X4CT R34S0N
that's sØme real shit yØu just said. i gØtta think abØut this nØw. am i a bad persØn fØr nØt cØnsidering rØund the clØck yuripØsting? #musing #mØrality #girlmØralityeven
cannØt believe i missed yuripØsting.fml.
Bro if any of you rat on m3 I will fucking kill you
Who is Markiplier.
WHIL3 I UND3RST4ND TH3 C0NV3NTI0N 0F USING SINGUL4R TR0LLS F0R W4RSHIPS I THINK Y0U C0ULD M4XIMIZ3 PR0DUCTIVITY F0R 4NY GIV3N SHIP H4VING 4 D3DIC4T3D T34M 0F G0LDS B0TH F0R TH3IR 0WN 3NRICHM3NT 4ND M0R4L3 4S W3LL 4S L0NG3VITY 0F TH3 V3SS3L
USING L3SS PSI0NIC4LLY 4D3PT TR0LLS 4S M4INT3N4NC3 CR3WS IS 4LS0 S0M3THING T0 T4K3 INT0 C0NSID3R4TI0N IM0 Y0U C0ULD TRIPL3 TH3 LIF3SP4N 0F 4 G00D CR3W 0F H3LMSM3N
IM4GIN3 0RD3RING G0R3D4SH 0R GRUBHUB IN CURR3NT SW33P
can't find family photo for banner.oh well! i have other joys. LOL!
it will be like when i learned real us history among other things... eugh. earth doesnt have the best track record either
which is not a dig at you, i just was really sheltered in my upbringing and i feel like it warped my understanding of the human world... i dont want the same for trolls. i want to meet everyone on their level
i think it might be worth it to know though im really sick of everyone deciding im too constitutionally delicate to know about things, you know what i mean?
TH3 ID34 0F G0V3RNM3NT4L P0W3R WITHIN MY CL4WS FILLS M3 WITH 4 D33P DR34D 4ND M4K3S M3 W4NT T0 HID3 IN 4 C4V3RN 3V3N D33P3R TH4N TH3 M0TH3RGRUB IS K3PT BUT M4YB3 TH4TS TH3 W4Y W3 SH0ULD B3 PIV0TING MUCH T0 C0NSID3R
Statistically, this many creatures cannot have all been hit by a bazooka.
↘️they are mad at me for dumping my extra cooking oil down the office pipes.↘️
some dumbass golld wandered into my woods to poach the willd bees. ellectrocuted to death. probablly one of the worst deaths you can have out here. do not try to capture willd bees if you are not a professionall. they are not as docille as tame bees, and have a symbiotic rellationship with a native wollf species which are very aggressive.
i can make you a nice suit you know. what collors do you llike
i regret to inform you my cllothes are allready a highlly sought after lline with many counterfits. i just use them to barter since i can't get suppllies easilly out in the sticks :(
man if i accepted money for my wares id be so fuckin rich. wish i coulld move to a city sometimes, i know the fashion market woulld go nuts
↘️they did not have this picture with obama.↘️
↗️YES, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GET ACQUAINTED WITH THE MENIAL TASKS YOU WILL BE BARRED FROM DOING IN A HANDFUL OF LUNAR CYCLES.↗️ ↘️you washed this conversation when you made that one error.↘️ ↗️I INVITE YOU TO TRY AGAIN ON MY NEXT POST.↗️ ↘️or possibly maybe never again.↘️ ↗️THE OUTCOME REMAINS THE SAME.↗️
↘️who are the other two.↘️ ↗️ANYWAY, YOU HAVE FLOPPED. I WILL SAY THIS WILL EFFECT YOUR FUTURE BUT IT LITERALLY WILL NOT AS THE BACKGROUND CHECKS FOR LIVING MACHINEFUEL ARE SLACKLUSTRE AT BEST.↗️ ↘️i will see you in twenty sweeps every time i turn on my desk lightsource.↘️
↘️i did not even do any law based schoolfeeding.↘️ ↗️POSTING TO SEE YOURSELF POST NOW, DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE.↗️
↘️okay, i see now that you are nothing but a hateful droll rubbing your undereducated and underqualified typenubs across the keyboard with the sole intention of angering or maybe saddening me.↘️ ↗️IT DIDN'T WORK SO I'LL BE MOVING ON NOW.↗️
i kind of dont want to look anything else up :(
ok ok thats true sorry i guess i figured you all had crazy biofuel or batteries that were better than JUST SOME GUY
BECAUSE THAT FUCKING SUCKS sorry for fucking im feeling a little heated
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY USE TROLLS FOR POWER IN TROLL ROCKET SCIENCE
i hate being bad at computers now im just embarrassed
guess im gonna download goregle and see what i can learn myself and NO this time i WILL NOT be clicking any mysterious links
wait actually if there are other humans asking rude questions that does kind of suck! i just wanted to know about troll rocket science jeez
-------------------------- yoU legally haVe to tell beetel if yoU are VagUeposting aboUt beetel.
wow thats really interesting maybe you could tell us more?
you try to get a little cultural exchange going and they block you for it :(
-------------------------- insects are more loyal than any mUtt.
Uh SOME of us are actually just addicted to winning????
GODDAMN BITCH IS PITYING MY CHITS NOW. I may have to self immolate. Fuck. #vagueposting
i thynk there are quite a few beforans who regard the question wyth a touch of anxiety because over all, the general notion of trolls is that they should be repugnant, violent and repellent to the sensibilities of most other sapient beings. personally i do not feel the need to abyde by this myndset but i know there are plenty of beforan trolls who would lyke to pretend they could "make it" on the wyld syde. maybe they just don't want you to see them as soft.
fat ass bird keeps taking everything from the bird feeder. i leave that out for.the squirrels
Damn these canvases are heavy af. Gotta get them down and figure out where to frame 'em off for sales purposes. I just KNOW we're fixing to make a killing.
I told you the drones get confused easily. Now look what you’ve all done.
I've seen plenty of omni-directional thirst, I think it's just an indictment of the entire system writ large. You need to be ready to engage with any of the trolls you engage with to fulfill your concupiscent duty, and lo, the entirety of trollkind is filled with a manic lust that seems ill-at-ease with every other facet of their lives.
oh so thats why i was asked about my mac and cheese #imnotmad #imjustdisappointed
there is an invisible person responding to my chits #hello #whogoesthere
Y'all k33p hating my po2t2 w3r3 gonna hav3 to do 2om3thing about it #youknowwhoyouar3
2om3 night2 I lay awak3 and think of on32 who'd pa223d away, What th3y'd b3 lik3 and how th3y'd act if th3y w3r3 h3r3 today. #nowplaying [ L3tt3r2 to a D3ad Fri3nd | Th3 Plot in You ] http2://mu2ic.youtub3.com/watch?v=lzAYXn2-1_3&2i=NmM7g52X1V31CRcf
What the HELL is going on with the courieradicator service I contracted???? I should have had those canvases for CLOWN NIGHTS two nights ago!!!!
and she is not the kind of llusus to llet me win.
fuck i am so sick of boss fight friday with my fucking llusus. pretty sure im starting to fucking hallucinate boss music at this point. just put a fog wall on my front door at this point
I can't believe I'm only just now finding out about an auction on a grimoire. Damn.
i am SO sorry about that security breach >_< extremely embarrassing... but i think everything is ok now!
its crazy how much i feel like i missed out on i never even saw squiddles as a kid
i keep seeing posts about fiduspawn and i am curious about it :O
i really wish id been allowed a ds pokemon platinum looks sooo coooool
I KNOW YOU'RE WITHHOLDING MY MANIFESTO.
THE CORPO DRONE POSTING IS STARTING TO MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I FAILED A MOLT.
I SEE THE FINLICKERS ARE OUT IN FULL FORCE TONIGHT. ANOTHER SWEEP OF DISAPPOINTMENT AHEAD NO DOUBT.
I hope you don't expect a cut after giving me that idea chump!
Who knew letting an entire Juggalo scuttlebuggy's worth of new customers in could get so colorful so fast?
Did a kickfllip. Camera wasn't rolling.
Y0U FIX 0N3 GUYS P4LMHUSK 4ND SUDD3NLY H3S G0T 4 R3VIV3D H4RD0N F0R R3V0LUTI0N4RY P0STING #NSFW #00PS
The kind you usually see attached to the top of some sad sucker's neck.
Gutter's closed, due to some uh. Fluid leakage from a bowler's bespoke set of "balls." In further news, all non-Guttercade owned balls are banned. You try to bring that shit in, and the huscle will turn you inside out, k???? Arcade side's still open.