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@cazzoAmore — #substance

alright, i don't see anyone else talking about it, so i'm gonna take one for the team, cuz i'm such a helpless sap. the mob's gonna pillory me for this one, but they did that to troll davwid bowvie during his thin vwhite duke era too. and guess vwhat? man's still a LEGEND. yeah, i bet some of you bastards regret making such bulgenoses out of yourselvwes nowv that the guy's dead. RIP ziggy. so fat chicks. vwe gotta stop pretending they're hot, okay? ivw'e had enough of the performativwe charades. i'm tired of playing. nobody actually vwants to fuck flabby, buckets of lard vwith tits attached. there. i ...Read more

Kull: +42
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update: i'm no longer vwith the squatters. those damn hippies, i knewv they couldn't be trusted. kind of regret trying to fight em, though. turns out years of drug abuse and homelessness vwill givwe you deadite strength. all this because my hand ACCIDENTALLY brushed against the big cheese's girl's breasteses vwhile going "goo goo ga ga, baby vwant milk!" i vwould havwe OWVNED the scrawvny bastard, but turns out he had a gun. and that is definitely the only reason vwhy i lost. and get this: he pulled it on me vwhile i vwas havwing a vwazz so i LITERALLY had to make a run for it vwith my pants around my ank...Read more

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Ratio: 1.41

havwen't been on cause i lost my phone vwhile chillin vwith a group of squatters. i'm using someone else's phone to chitt right nowv. i think the guy said his name vwas crash or something. vwhatevwer. he hasn't vwoken up in tvwo days, so it's my phone nowv. i'm pretty sure he's in a diabetic coma after selling his insulin for a lafufu. i think i found my people. these bums are totally 8ADASS, unlike my old loser friend group. they do hard drugs and stab people. i'm nevwer not going back. #substance #hard

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