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Some of these recent posts reeeeeeeeally remind me of some8ody. I should call him. #suggestive #vagueposting
Shoutout to all the. freaks on. chittr. From the. weirdo freaks to the. raunchy freaks. Keep on rockin whichever route you. choose #nsfw
//ooc: dude it's crazy how the brain can adjust to this quirk so easily, like it literally removes arguably massive portions of the letters yet remains readable due to pattern recognition, just wanted to add that cause I realized I read atreus' quirk without any need to pause or think about it
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penis #nsfw~<
Y'unnO MaybE I WILL PulL Up To FighT NighT TonighT. GooD ChancE To SeE HoT PeoplE ;3
I like the kleptomaniac.
#nsfw horrorterror tentaCle 6an6ban6s... O◡O'
I have no use for AI. I have a Lalonde and a Strider in my Cabinet. I can just say things and wait to be corrected.
i like dumb videogame stuff / i was raised on game theory / like any good trans woman / so i like theorizing
Please do be careful at #FightNight, I was unfortunately unable to provide medical care for the event. However, all injuries acquired during the event are still covered over #TrollbamaCare.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ALRIGHT MOFOS. ROUND 2, THE BUS IS COMING BACK AROUND TO THE BUS STOP FOR ANOTHER ROUND OF PICK-UPS AND DROP-OFFS TO FIGHT NIGHT. https://msparp.chat/alternianstreetbeefs# MAIN EVENT HERE. https://msparp.chat/streetbeefhangouts BEACH HAHANGOUTS HERE. PULL THE FUCK THROUGH. :o) THE BUS'LL PULL BACK AROUND IN AN HOUR.
((only time i'm gonna say something like this. Y'all don't need to announce that you're blocking accounts on here. You can just quietly block 'em and move on.
FOUND THE BEAR THE STENCH DREW IN
I hat3 thi2 I hat3 thi2 I hat3 thi2 2till 2tuck out h3r3 and Fight Night 2tart3d fuck m3 2om3on3 knock 2om3on3 th3 fuck out for m3 and r3cord that 2hit pl33333a23
Received an invitation to a charity event. Upon confirming my attendance, the organizer reached out and specifically requested the presence of my Secretary of Defense and ensured I was aware the dress code is formal. #WhatDatMean
fightnight sounds likefun. Idlose. butmaybe ishouldorganize #bulgeolympics #nsfw!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SHOULD I ROLL BACK AROUND LIKE ONCE AN HOUR WITH INVITE LINKS FOR MUTHAHAFUCKERS THAHAT DIDN'T CATCH IT ON THE FIRST PARSE? :o? LIKE A MUTHAHAFUCKING PUBLIC TRANSIT DROPPING YOUR ASSES OFF STRAIGHT TO FIGHT NIGHT. OR WOULD THAHAT BE OVERLY MUTHAHAFUCKING GRATUITOUS AND UNWANTED? #fightnight
Hmmmm... Well, that was an interesting appo+intment, at least... Tho+ugh I do+ have so+me co+ncerns fo+r letting a new piercing site pro+perly heal and 'rest' after the experience o+f a new piercing, I can't say that as a pro+fessio+nal Do+minatrix, I'm no+t fascinated and impressed by the maso+chistic drive it takes to+ get a series o+f labial piercings, and pay extra fo+r the lo+nger barbells to+ be threaded thro+ugh bo+th lips, to+ create a so+rt o+f 'inset-chastity-cage'... She'll no+ do+ubt have lo+ts o+f 'fun' trying to+ sit do+wn o+r even take steps with her usual length o+f stride... But so+ lo+ng as she's happy with her decisio+n, then I see no+ reaso+n to+ deny her. Tho+ugh I did make her pro+mise to+ at least accept so+me smaller barbells so+ that she co+uld let the piercing sites pro+perly relax and heal at least two+ days o+ut o+f the week. Ho+w she manages to+ keep her idea o+f 'lo+ng-term-chastity-play' go+ing fo+r tho+se two+ days is entirely up to+ her, but with so+me o+f the co+ntact cards I gave her fo+r hardware and lifestyle jewelry crafters, I'm sure she can find so+meo+ne who+ can help her create a belt that wo+uld be co+mfo+rtable and sanitary fo+r pro+lo+nged usage. #nsfw #chastityplay #piercing #go+reimplied #nsfwimplied
@archiveaddict pr0mpt. y0u and y0ur alternate self fr0m a far m0re vi0lent universe expl0re each 0ther carnally as the differences and the similarities unveil themselves. 0u0 #nsfw
concept: you can barely breathe between them like this your matesprit on one side and a perfect duplicate of them on the other theyre both making it their mission to unravel you two sets of lips on your neck four hands exploring the parts of you they both know far too well their identical voices whispering in your ears "which one of us are you going to start with?" "or would you rather just watch us have all the fun together instead?" (tags: Reader/Matesprit/Matesprit, #rankworks, #selfcest, timetravelplay, paradoxspaceplay, flushfic, redrom, threesome, #nsfw, exhibitionism, two of them, archive rating: M)
hello i hate to break into an #ooc post for anything other than positive reasons!! I just know there's a chance that someone who I like interacting with got caught out, so uh... If you're running one of the TF2 mercs or what have you, I'm glad you're having fun but there's a good chance you just got caught by an OOC block. So if I just OOC blocked you, sorry - it's not personal. I'm just not here for that and it was consuming my timeline every time I took a glance over at Chittr. o7 ))
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One has a low follower count because the Dark One only appeals to the Devilishly Selected. You were EVILLY guided to me. One FATEFUL scroll and the Dark One appeared to you. Ʒ
absolute fools on here yuckiin' other people's yum #vaguepostiing
(°. bulge ... n𖦹𖦹k. .... 𖦹r rumblespheres ........ . ch𖦹𖦹se wisely... .. --> #nsfw .°)
✿ my opps nonbinary the way they think theyre them
tent48ulges 4re so vers4tile. if you''''ve got 4 huge one,,,, no worries 48out 8eing s4fe,,,, it c4n just twist 4nd writhe to fit the sh4pe of their insides. w4nt to do some pl4y outside the 8ody???? it''''s gr8 4t c4ressing your p4rtner''''s crevices 4nd glo8es. 4nd oh M4N,,,, don''''t even get me st4rted on thro4tfucking with one of these things!!!! #nsfw #8ulgethoughts
>+. MY NERVOUS SYSTEM SAID "DANGER !!!!!" WHEN I AM COMPLETELY ALONE .+> >+. THERE'S ONE FIX AND IT'S COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF WEED .+< #substances
computer show me pictures of motherfuckers lost to chucklevoodoos and unable to resist they own desires #nsfw
Yaknow 2om3tim32 I 233 2om3 2hit on h3r3 that dont n3c322arily hav3 m3 kink2haming but mor3 kink a2king why #n2fw
... He already threatened to fuck me all night. Before I knew what he was. Oh no. Uh. #nsfw
Superstar next.
Troll Siri play Barbie Girl by Aqua.
❥ Its kind of a lifε goal 2 havε suო1 fεεd ოε straധbεrriεs 1 day is that ധεird?? >_< ｡˚○
₍^. .^₎⟆ Sad old men sSshould def h!t me up! BonusS !f you're touch starved꠹
I-- I see! Maybe 'll look int' somethin'...
I think 'd make a cute adult magazine model... I think 'd faint on th' spot though... gosh. #nsfw
noow i can't help but feel a bit egoocentric after seein' hoow much loove y'all gave me, soo here's anoother picture while im still feelin' coonfident https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/shirtlessselfie.png
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I have an oral fixation. If you ever see me chewing on leather, this is why. ]
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=>>if i start pøsting pictures øf Me in My underwear will that get Me tractiøn? What are the subsequent cønsequences øf døing this?>>>
₍^. .^₎⟆ Late n!ght k!tty post!ng!! ! want a tongue !n my rump! Send ch!tt #nssfw꠹
[LOGGED IN TO $AY WHERE MY FAT MEN LOVER$ AT]
Seeing a lot of corrupted text on and off the dash. Creating quite the strange social sandwich with all the "thirst traps" everywhere around it.
I am a war criminal.
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Post canceled, sorry. Am not killing that guy with a gun. He's safe for now.
Nudity and lewdness are lo+vely, entertaining, and appreciated. All bo+dies sho+uld be celebrated. But yearning and the emo+tio+ns that co+me fro+m co+nnectio+n are even mo+re beautiful.
II have a feeling you guys would really like my friend Gurdie. She is the strongest woman II know, with a heart of gold! And you all know how much II love gold. ;) #xandramedia https://i.ibb.co/Y4WC4CkJ/xandragurdie.png
Basically my relationship dynamic for ya freak shippers. Small dom × giant sub #nsfw
I need him so bad. #NSFW
evry1 postin boobies n stuff get on my level #nevrpostem #jsthavcleaveinthepfp
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I Love Chittr.
now that's a 6or6eous si6ht!
all t)(ese fools postin nudes. come; let me s)(ow you w)(at true tasteful nudity is. a pinup job i did for morale for t)(e troops not so long ago. )(ttps://i.postimg.cc/s22G3MNf/nude-condy.png #nsfw
I'm seeing a lot of people liking my post but I'm not seeing a lot of large men on my timeline.
well...i appreciate it the coompliment
Oh my Gog.
damn im still tryin' too get used too this darn site. but anyways, here's the selfie i was talkin' aboout in the last poost. https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/farmselfie.png
lotta nude on my feed rn. #nsfw #notcomplainingthough
CaN OnlY Do It AlonE So ManY TimeS BeforE YoU GeT To CravE ThE ReaL ThinG AgaiN, HuH~ #nsfw
#NSFW [A photo of the Jadeblood, fully nude and leaning back on a countertop. The camera was in selfie mode, positioned on the ground. The most prominent feature, surrounded by her freckled thighs, was her nook, which was being spread open by her free hand as her other one propped her upright. She was making a flirtatious expression towards the camera.]
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❥ ധoahhh 20 ധholε ოinnoധtεs!! I ധondεr if I ധould bε ablε 2 go 4 that long...I soo havε 2 tεst it noധ!! ｡˚○
❥ I sεaliεvε u!! Just dancing at a partay takεs soo ოuch εnεrgy!! Dofin it 4 a job has got 2 takε εfin ოorε!! ｡˚○
hello annd welcome. it is so nnice to see you
❥ HIII ധhalεcoოε!! Ur a dancεr?? Thats soo aധεsuო oh εო sεa!! ｡˚○