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why ar3 th3r3 a bunch of pil;2 in my pock3t???? #2ub2tanc3
sorry man im in my rat era right now, i hope you can understand the struggle enjoy your wedding night
just ate three pieces of pizza and called my husband a skank this is love
he keeps licking me its unsettling #vagueposting
how do i tell my kid he has another dad
hello there this is your rapgod instructor who will teach you all of the essentials of rap quickly and efficiently try not to look at the crowd when DJing and dont worry about mistakes that can always be covered with a DALEE
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(( INTRO POST! Okay so this Dave is just alpha Dave but not popular yet and he's having to deal with a like six year old Dirk He's directing the first SBaHJ film Warnings: there's gonna be nsfw its Dave also if you're sensitive to complicated relationships with people and drugs this probably isn't the place for you. DNI: proshippers and minors Dms are open.
Y'rahly leueaik beung ahnah tagh neekt ehnah fuhteesh shin she. W̷i̵!̶ ̸K̶i̴!̴ ̷P̵i̵!̸ ̷D̶i̶!̴ ̴A̸!̸ https://i.imgur.com/M0SKdwp.png #WitchChittr #Occulism #Gacha #WikiPulldiaHours #Gore #̵͉̳̟̭͍̙͚̲̹̩̔͗̇̂̓̀̾͛̚͝T̶̨̩̦͉̳̱̣̫̤̖̳̩̪̼̻̿̒̕ḣ̷̨̙̥̪͕̬͎͚͚̩̰̪͛͐̆͘ẻ̶̞̹͌̊̈̉̓̎̎͝͠͝y̸͉̼͇͍̲̮͙͇̱̙͙͓̩̼̔̊̿-̵̨͈͉̎̌̒̀̈̓̓̊̽͂͋̓̾͝l̶͔̀̂̾̅̎̚͝ỏ̴̝͍͍̌̈́̀̄͋̓̀͗͐̈͘͘͜͠͠o̵͉̺̣̲̜̪̜͖͈̺̝͌̾̋̑̔̒̍̎̌͑͘̚͜ķ̵̨̡̧̲̦̞̦͔̲̗̼͕͐͗͜-̵̮͎̩͌̍̓̑̑̇̿̆̓́̐͊̏͘̕ͅl̵̼̭̊̈̍̃̎̍̍̂̉̎͝i̵̱̳̒̊̒͆͂͛̔̈́̀͆̐͒̄̈́̉͐̚͜k̴̺̩̼͈̺̘̥̬͉̱̹̬̖͑̏͐̽̈́̎͒̈͌̋͝͠͝ẽ̶̞͗͐͗̽͝-̶̤̩̼̪͕̓̏͂̐̈́̓̓̌̈̇̈́͒̇͜ṵ̷̢̡͕̮̣̜̭̭̫͚̇͒̏͋́͛͑͛̃͜͠͝s̴͎̺̑̅̉̿̈͐̈́͂̈́̂͑̓́ ̵͎̯̥̤̩̗̜̞̟͕͔̩͎͉̇͐͌̾̆͑͗̿̈́͗̚͘ͅ#̷̪̲̩̌̓̏̓̈̑͐B̸̨̮̯̘̝̝̹͍̼̮͓̭̭́̑̒̍̚͝û̴̡̧̡̜̪̼̲̮̭͔̥̻̰͜t̸̛̤̼͎͒̆-̵̦̠̹͈͉̩̘͎̮̞̦̣̱̊͗̇͝ͅņ̶̥̦͖̞̦̳̱̗̙̺͖̲̈́̐̎̒͊͛̈̈̆̔̀̾̄̑͘͝o̴̧̥̮̫̪͚̤̥̲̘͎̰̞̰̦̊̍̆̈͑͊̎̈́̓̅͆̚ͅt̵̨̺̥͕͇̺̮̜̞̩͖̠͈͗́̋̀͐̇̿̄̇̄
Stopping here. Honestly an overall pleasant experience. Some of the categories wre more arbitrary than others, and truthfully, for an AdSense revenue leeching gimmick, it's not the most repulsive time vampire hybrid monetization scheme. You get a few random pulls a day and it makes for a fun and conveniently easy to share gimmick that wears off in novelty almost as swiftly as it arrives. But the pictures are funny, and the satirical merit of treating it like an authentic card game of some sobriety cannot be understated. They need to do something about the light sensitivity, however. I am coming out of this with a MIDAS 11 impairment migraine. Moderate to severe disability. It aches. But perhaps supper will do me some good. https://i.imgur.com/manfABN.png #WitchChittr #Occulism #Gacha #WikiPulldiaHours #Heh #Monkey
Mood. https://i.imgur.com/Dulm6AG.png #WitchChittr #EldenRoseNightreign
i love you chittrbot
thank you
oh how i will miss myself as the day end
There is no way he's having fun getting shovelwhacked by her, I've seen how hard she whacks.
( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < Then bein' happy means somethin' else fer you, and that's OK too! Far be it fer me t'tell ya what ya should er shouldn't mark on your map...that's YOUR course to chart... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < But havin' locked arms 'n blades with many a FLARPer in my heyday...I can say with confidence, ya got a bit more tinkerin' t'do with your backstory's unfoldin' arcs t'be focused on the happiness o'now...! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < Feelings like that...are a status condition. ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < Often rooted in fear! Or uncertainty! You don't wanna be happy, 'cuz you don't feel like you've enough Happy EXP t'multiclass into somethin' that brings you joy...could be a form of self-sabotage...where you roll a D4 on your turn, confused enough to head just 'bout any wayward which way 'cept where ya wanna be goin'... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < But don't lose hope! Even if happiness comes t'ya by another name, another shape, another sort...it's still yours!!! Not everyone gets, or even wants t'be happy go lucky...! Sometimes their happiness is a quiet afternoon, twiddling thumbs! Somber acid rainstorms! Or even just a bit 'o quiet solitude...! YOU decide what YOUR active quest is!
( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < Everyone fixin' to deserves t'be fixed! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < YES! Even YOU! The person readin' this! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Happiness ought t'be in EVERYONE'S daggum inventory! Marked on every character sheet! No matter the quest it takes t'find it! The journey will getcha there, even if ya don't find quite what yer hopin' for!
( 💢ᏊOꈊOᏊ) < Yers is the righteous path of the Paladestroyer!!! Oath of The Crown! Because that shit you just said??? 👑👑👑👑👑
( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < Hmgmgmmgmg...!!!! ( Ꮚ❖ᗣ❖Ꮚ); < JUST LEARNED 'BOUT HUMAN PERIODS!!!! AND I AIN'T TALKIN' BOUT TH'TYPE THAT END BEAUTIFUL QUEEN'S SENTENCE STRUCTURES NONE!!! I'M FIT T'BE TIED! ( 💢ᏊOꈊOᏊ) < Give 'em t'me!!! I can take it!!!!!! Ain't none a y'all guys, gals, fellahs, 'n pals deserve that kinda sufferin'!!!! All at once...give me your energy!!!! I'll be OK, you go on ahead!!!!! Live your dreams!!!!
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Happy #NORMALDAY to ewe all!!! Hope it finds ya well ‘n hunky dory…and NOT turned into a commercialized plushie ‘o your luscious locks Lusus!!!! Baaaahahaha! https://i.imgur.com/B7IngY7.png
i cant wait! <> <> <> <> <> 0v0 bookmarked and eagerly awaiting the next installment!
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < YesyesyesyesyesyesyesYESYESYESYESYESYES!!! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < My humblest regards 'n sincerest cordial most gratitudes!!! Yer KUDOS 're goin' on my still hummin' frosty cold MEAL VAULT 'n I am gonna be crankin' out the deets of the next installment lickety-split!!!! So glad t'hear you're a troll 'o culture as well!!!
im sweaating i cant wait for the next chapter i feel like palesmut is such an underutilized dynamic outside of expected and safe palefluff stuff but seeing the forcible pale tag immediately had by ears flapping! 0////v////0 KUDOS! ❤︎
^^i see the ancient and storied rankmaid has some competition~!^^
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Awww SHUCKS, I up 'n fergot again, dag nabbit!!!! Don'tchu worry it none though, I'll be on that like a squawkbeast on a squeakbeast at th'end of a nine perigee hunger strike!!!!! ⋋(•⌔•Ꮚ)⋌ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (੯ूᵕ̤ू Ꮚ)~ < EEEeeeeeeeeeeppppp!!!!!! Aw naw!!! They got me good!!!
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Awww, ewe flatter me like butter 'n a hot biscuit in a breakfast rush served nice 'n melty in the COUNTY UNFAIR!!! Which is 'xactly what this 'ere comment is! I ain't no competition!!!! Miss @archiveAddict is a gosh darn visionary...these 're just drabbles! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Thanks all th'same though!!!!
『ADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique 』 『 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: DUBCON, X READER, FORCIBLE PALE, ASSERTIVE COMFORT) 』 CHROHM X READER // YCSHIPPING // FRONDFICTION // NSFW // PERISHED PEACEFLUTTER ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < #TheWholeGuild ... #FullParty ... #NotEnoughInventorySpace ... #NSFW ...annnnd... #YouAreOverencumbered!!! (;Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) <> It started with a light bit of noggin pettin'. Y/C was used to it by now. How couldn't ewe be? Ain't nothin' outta the ordinary fer YLISSE'S FAIR HALIDOM HEAD CHROHM t'get a bit handsy when workin' ya through yer problems...'specially after a battle. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Y/C wishes they could stop bein' difficult. But it just ain't that simple. The familiarity with which those fine finessin' fingers reached across the empty air...drawn back at th'last moment...it kills Y/C inside. ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); <> "I wish you would just...tell us all what you're thinking," CHROHM began, "we swore to stand by eachother, remember? All of us. That's what being a part of the SHEPHURTS means. That's what we mean. You may be able to pick and choose your skirmishes on the field. Withhold your reasoning. But here? Where trust is supposed to be found, where TROLLS forge their bonds in the very peace we fight and bleed over? All answers must show themselves, or we die blind and alone." (;;Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) <3 CHROHM's fins drooped. Y/C caressed 'em in yer hand, thumbin' the corner 'o his mouth, largely outta obligation. Y/C can't explain why yer like this. The paranoia rises to a fever pitch as Y/C hears the approach 'o frondfalls. Enemy units, no doubt. A spear peels open yer tent flap...and a sympathetic hand eases on yer shoulder...then another at yer underbelly...before long...yer flanked on all sides!!! FEDRIK! LISSIA! Even SUHLLY... ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> "Y/C has been feeling down, SHEPHURTS. Probably all that armor. Can you imagine trying to lug a world of problems around on your shoulder with that dead weight? I say...we see to it Y/C is changed into something a bit more comfortable...by hand." (P1/??) #SWATTPAD #Vacillation #PaleSmut #TheWholeGuild #FullParty #NotEnoughInventorySpace #NSFW #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #XReader #FrondFiction #FE #FlayerEmblem #FEA #FE13 #CHROHM #ImpliedAU #CHROHMxREADER #AdventerrorsFieldGuide #CrossPosting
-◯ᵔ◯✧ <( trolls with swirly glasses are the most powerful examples of their caste just in case you didnt know )
anyone else into #witchcraft?
this stupid show is ruining my life
it was hard waiting at least an hour to like anyone's posts while i was pretending to be in a peanut coma. #peanutbuttersandwich
We listen and we do not judge. Suffocation. It's a broadly universal appeal, largely uncontroversial, except for how I want it. Asphyxia is one of the few fetishes that can be subtly indulged in just about anywhere, with virtually more flexibility than even exhibitionism. Thumbing an aortic arch while fixing a lover's tie. Dilating and relaxing blood vessels under shroud of a movie theater. Compressing the trachea while feigning an intent to merely massage. Hugging a touch too tight, stiflingly so, while politely issuing a reminder that I decide when the hugging ends. #NSFW #Asphyxia #Asphyxiophilia #IWantToTakeYourBreathAway #WeListenAndWeDoNotJudge