Serpaz Helilo, The Cuekeeper
@comedyGold
She/Her local funny troll from your local repiton!! carpenter musician comedian and always got that hardhat on me (|:P catastrophically employed by The Felt DM if ya want (|:P
...like its not the first time ive seen a coworkers bulge but like??????????
oh like you dont knowwwww hehehehe you really did that for free you coulda made a killin offa that so like respect from me i guess for what thats worth
:33 < I do it fur the love of the game!! :33 < It would be scummy if I put her nudes behind a paywall...
;33 < You can!! The leaked pics are on my page!
advertising on MY chitt thread is CRAAAAAZY hehehehe the grind really never stops huh
Ahem. :o) No need to air out Felt Business, my dear...Haha...
was reading through one of kurlys old dusty scripture books the other day (i get bored sometimes ok) usually its just giggling at their jokes and stuff but one passage actually managed to stick with me this time Sideshows 3:22 "So much in this life, on the worlds we make are good and grand when you dont have a BITCH MOTHER FUCKER spewing shit in ya spongeclots about it. SO LIVE THAT GOOD LIFE BROTHERS AND SISTERS. And if a mother fucker tells you not to? THEN ITS YO MESSIAH GIVEN RIGHT TO SHED A MOTHER FUCKERS BLOOD IN THE MESSIAHS NAME! For your greatest sin is to live a life our messiahs couldnt laugh at" ...yeah...
:o) Always proud to see you brushing up on the Wicked Word, my dear.
Amen S🖋️ster. Never Let A Motherfucker Tell You What To Be.
pun fact of the day (|;P a lot of cars/scuttlebuggies and other vehicles find themselves getting addicted to braker fluid its always so sad to see it happen to!!! they always say they can stop at anytime but i think they need to hit the brakes on the stuff full stop (|:P
big winner (|:) only knew like half of these answers because of my coworkers and video games hehehe and they say being in the felt doesnt pay (|:P #krillion
Well, isn't that something? Congratul8ons, Serpaz. ::::)
one day you're going to get the first 7000 and krillion will explode
who picked these questions?????? they need to be dealt with this made me strain my pan way too much (|>:I #krillion
genuinely if if it wasnt for memes and two of them being the same answer twice i would got my butt kicked hehehehe #krillion
kurly making me study earth geography paying off i guess hehe
i think i would be happy to be with anybody if theyre not boring or super lame or something like that though to be honest ive only ever been with guys like that guess the boys find me stupendous jokes and impeccable building skills alluring or maybe its the boobs i dunno gotta find girls who like jokes and boobs i guess cant be a lot of those around here though right
You must've not gotten around much yet, loads of women-liking women about.
nah youre right those dont exist here. tough lluck pall. extinct species.
its true despite being a yapper i dont tend to yap around a lot guess i gotta change that huh (|:I
pun fact of the day (|;P young omenbeasts (or as ive seen you guys calling them hoofbeasts and horses or ponies in this case) have a lot of difficulty singing in choirs and other...singing things they might be singing in i guess??? theyre always a little hoarse hehehe ty to humans for naming their animals such weird names makes my pun stuff real easy hehe
Each language has its oddities, though humans' lingo will never cease to amuse me. @cavalierThorough8red What are your thoughts on this one, hm?
these are fun!!!! i should really be doing these kinda things more often hehehe #krillion
:o) What is this, my darling protoge
its a game!!! you try to put the most obscure answer you can to a question to get the most points you can its fun (|:)
i think you may genuinely have first place today
pun fact of the day (|;P i am sleepy i will soon be the naptaker nap taking is one of my best skills i could do it with my ganderbulbs closed
HAW HAW HAW
Even the greatest comedians take naps sometimes—
still pissed that fuckin weird al is somehow the most liked thing on this site @unclaspedKahuna youre a demon for that
oh thats actually my bad i got every dave across multiple timelines to band together for that bit
we should talk about these funny green guys we got around here more one of these guys can LITERALLY knock you into next wice how is that NOT the funniest fuckin thing ever!?!?!?
It's not as funny when it literally happens to you. :(
hehehe thats true buuuuut sometimes when you need to just get to next wice its super helpful!! also its still so fucking funny to me i WISH i had any powers nearly as funny as that
It *is* pretty funny when it happens to someone else. I can't lie (too much)
pun fact of the day (|;P killing stingbugs on repiton was always a little taboo youd be seen as a real buzzkill if you do (|:P
please note this is not true we dont give a fuck about stingbugs
pun fact of the day (|;P geology rocks but geography is where its at!! astronomy is the real star of the show though hehehe
ya know i got these juju scissors from big boss caliborn and theyre SUPER COOL but i dont have any idea what to do with them (|:I guess im not sharp enough yet to use these hehehe but ill be cut out for it soon (|:P
totally tubular (|:D
people around here are always up to some nonsense just some straight up bullshit i should get up to some nonsense myself!!!! ...right after my work is done...
Would going to a guttercade for fun count as nonsense? ::::)
i dunno what a guttercade is but sure!!! i see ads for it on here but ive never been!
going through the everything tab feels like falling down stairs you think youve reached the end seen the weirdest shit but BAM ya hit another step
:o) Welcome to seeing how the other side lives. :o) Haa. Haa.
i abandon all hope for surfing other tabs the everything tab is my grab bag and wether chittr decides i have a good night or a bad night cannot be influenced by anything else lmfao
⚇ Spin the fuckin' roulette and lets see what we get lmfao. ⚇ Sometimes its gold like 'the seer guides the knight's blade' though so I could never leave ⚇
i live exclusively on the everything tab. i didnt know there were other tabs...
russian roulette is played for the thrill, so i accept the occasional horrific post it’s part of the enjoyment, if not the goal rotflmfao
once upon a time there was a girl she was TERRIFIERD of her shadow she didnt like that it was always following her around judging her mocking her every move she knew this was wrong she KNEW this was just in her head right but she couldnt shake the feeling like her shadow was out to get her she went to temps to doctors to therapists to her friends!!! no one could help her no one believed her eventually she had it and shouted at her shadow "JUST GO AWAY ALREADY!!! STOP FOLLOWING ME" the shadow said back "hey buddy YOURE the one following ME i didnt asks to be here you dont deserve to BE here youre in MY SPOT one day youre gonna do something STUPID and get you and EVERYONE you love killed then i will take MY spot and MY BODY BACK" she didnt know what to say to that she never really recovered she really was just a shadow of her former self (|:P
ya know it makes sense that theres so many spider women around theyre all super comfortable being on the web hehehe
This one gets a gold star. Good jo8!!!!!!!!
