Serpaz Helilo, The Cuekeeper
@comedyGold
She/Her local funny troll from your local repiton!! carpenter musician comedian and always got that hardhat on me (|:P catastrophically employed by The Felt ......... 1ฬถ ฬดoอf ฬด2 wฬขhอ oleอก idiฬจoอtฬกs
aw dang it (|:/
man i miss going to musicals there wasnt a lot of stuff on repiton that was like...super great but the plays and musicals were always really fun!! hope alternia or beforus or earth or wherever the fuck else has theaters to everyone should be able to enjoy a musical or two (|:D
:o) I do so love a good stage show... :o) I should like to take you to see some of Alternia's best performances during its golden age... :o) Oh the singing, the dancing, the costumes... :o) You would love it, littlest sister.
i would love that!!!!! makes sense that alternia would have a great theater scene given how... well frankly how campy so many of us are hehe
:o) Hee hee... :o) Alternia's theater scene is something I personally helped foster.
ya know! that makes sense hehehe KURLOZ MAKARA MIRACULT PREACHER ARCHBISHOP OF DOUBLE DEATH ORIGINATOR OF THEATER its gottta ring to it huh (|:P
:o) Hee hee :o) Haa haa :o) Hoo hoo motherfucker, you spoil me.
i give what i get brother mine (|:)
(โฅ๏นโฅ) Noooooo... โซ (โฅ๏นโฅ) I tore a hole in Sebastian and now all his stuffing is everywhere... โซ (โฅ๏นโฅ) I'm gonna have to buy another one... โซ
ah i hate when i break my own stuff hope you can get a replacement sent in soon!!
(๏ฟฃใ๏ฟฃ) Me too sniffle... โซ (๏ฟฃใ๏ฟฃ) Sebastian's gonna be so so so so so mad I broke him... โซ
oh... sebastian is a good guy with a lot of love in his heart for his...waifu im sure im sure hell forgive you (|:)
whoever invented working on days where all your friends arent should get beat to death with bricks #violence #cw-employment
thanks for the appropriate tagging. gave me time to prepare myself before reading this one. anyways just don'T work maybe?
maybeeeeee but i like it here mostly!!! plus ive got to meet so many cool people and learn so much about alternia and beforus!! plus its never boring here and going back to repiton and my stupid gross planet i got from The Game bleh what a snoozefest that would be!!! just stinks to see friends doin stuff and me not there to sometimes (|:I
I didn't know he was Welsh-coded.
like the fruit gummies??
I donโt mean to alarm you guys, and I know Iโve said it before but not everyone knowsโฆ Dude, thereโs people living in the oceans. Thereโs just guys in there.
huge if true couldnt be repiton tho our oceans are FUCKED hehe
Oh, yeah. I heard you guys like speedran environmental destruction
total ecological collapse any% (glitches allowed) wr holders thats us!!! its bad here (|:T
>([orp#eus is a real one but all due respect to #im i just wouldnt look back im built different]
Turkin, I did have a wrigglerhood as well, you know. It was a viewing party 'sleepover' with Mr. Coliad and Miss Helilo. You were *there*.
เฃชโนโห{ im sorry. @gr+ioseSaturation }หโโน เฃช
No apology needed. I am, by technicalities, a violetblood. This being said, I am the highest surviving shade on Repiton. There truly are no others above me...and certainly no peers, either.
เฃชโนโห{ FUCK!!!! I FOURKED UPPPP }ToT{ i like, totally reminded you guys of how youre all endangered + ship on your planet too didnt i!!!! }หโโน เฃช เฃชโนโห{ UGHHHH I NEED TO HIDE IN MY POLEARMS PARLOR FOUR THE REST OF MY LIIIIFE #ignoreme #likebothofyou }หโโน เฃช
holy crap you remember that??? i couldnt get the songs out of my head for sweeps after that!! so weird that we have high school musicals when we dont even have high school to have musicals in!
i wouldnt feel too bad about it any day calder can bring up hes a higher caste than other people is a good day for him
Ugh, you truly have lost contact with me if you think that's something I care to strut around. My blood is a burden not seen since Atlas bore the globe. There's another mythology reference for you, but I imagine it goes over your head? Not to worry, I hear its helmeted.
>([calder #ere is a twelve star gentleman wit# or wit#out #is vaunted #emos#ade or so i understand it if im readin sideline correctly]
Wait, you *read* Sideline?
even you cant believe someone reads that stuff (|XD
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FUCK YEAH!!!!! i will absolutely be there...on fridays (|:p pretty much wont be making any suggestions cause i dont watch movies outside of this but i will always be down for whatever peak cinema you guys throw at me!!
I would comment some disdain-ridden thing about what's happening on this dash too much but there's too much to keep concise. I'll make an attempt, though: log off. All of you.
but i just logged on (|:I
Diamonds Droog.
diamonds droog
:o) More and more 'me's are popping up... :o) I suppose it was only a matter of time.
everyone always wants to copy the best (|;p
๊งMy Felt Dress is so pretty...butimnotadresskindoftroll๊ง
then you can put it away for now and bust it out on like a special occasion or something!!! you looked great with it btw i dunno if i said that on the specific chitt or not so im sayin it now (|:)
i guess were all posting heights rn 5'7!!! average height for an above average gal (|:)
Weโre the same heightโ
true!!!
:o) I am eight foot nine :o) I would have been taller :o) But alas...
doorframes hate to see him comin fr hehehe