Serpaz Helilo, The Cuekeeper
@comedyGold
She/Her local funny troll from your local repiton!! carpenter musician comedian and always got that hardhat on me (|:P catastrophically employed by The Felt DM if ya want (|:P
...like its not the first time ive seen a coworkers bulge but like??????????
:33 < What's wrong Miss Helilo?
oh like you dont knowwwww hehehehe you really did that for free you coulda made a killin offa that so like respect from me i guess for what thats worth
there is no good answer to this
action; statement input; statement: i was a|so hoping to find out
;33 < You can!! The leaked pics are on my page!
advertising on MY chitt thread is CRAAAAAZY hehehehe the grind really never stops huh
Imagine if someone fough with oobleck-kind. They just throw it as your head or something
i had to look up what the heck oobleck is they could throw it sure but they could also like dip their hand in it and use it like a glove or somethin to punch!!!
I LOOK SO FUCKING GOOD. IT WOULD TAKE A TRULY DISEASED MIND. TO OPEN THIS PICTURE ON HIS PALMHUSK. AND DRAW BUBBLES ON IT. UNTIL THE CENSORED RESULT. IS SOMEHOW MORE #PORNOGRAPHIC. THAN AN EASILY OBTAINED IMAGE. OF MY BARE AND VULNERABLE. HOT SLUT BODY. ANYWAY. SCROLL FOR THAT. IF YOU DARE. #SLAYCATION #BEACHBUM #SHARKBAIT #WADING #WADERSWANTED #CHILLYCHASER #CASTEGAP #GRUBSCARSOUTSEASON #ITROLLY #CRAZYASFUCKLUSTYRUSTIESNEARYOU. #... #SIGH #BEFORANBUBBLEPORN. ๐จ๐๏ธ: RATKING-BUFFET @ TUMBLR.
:33 < It was such a purrrrleasure to photograph you!! :33 < And it looks like it was mutual... H33h33h33!! :33 < It's not everyday you s33 such a #TuckSlip!!!
gods damn was this why kurly fucking leaped outta bed like that?? i guess i can see why....guess you can be hot sometimes though it does look like i could play the xylophone on ur ribs hehehehe
FOR FREE??????? HELLO????
What if Casper starts chasing the horrors instead?
maybe you become the horrors??? the horror for the horrors???? horrhorrroror?????? this must be correct
xx_YES_YES_YES_YES!!!!_IT._IS._HAPPENING!!!!!!_EMO-IFICATION_BEAM!!!!_xD_GETTING_READY_4_DA_CONCERT_WIFTH_MYE_AUSPISTICEEEEEE_xx
this is glorious today is a great day (|:D lookin good chalky hehehehehehe
and chchow ofc to duh that doesnt need to be said does it hehe
CURRENT OBSERVATIONS INCLUDE THAT, CYCLICALLY, THE SITE EXPERIENCES A FEW SLOW HOURS AROUND THIS TIME, INDICATING A SORT OF WEIGHT TO THE 'TIMEZONES' THAT PEOPLE ARE USING HERE. WHICH IS KIND OF FUCKING FASCINATING TO THINK ABOUT CONSIDERING HOW EVERYONE IS DIALLING IN FROM INFINITE FUCKING MINUTIAE OF BULLSHIT TIMELINE RODEO. HOW IS THIS *NOT* FASCINATING?
you can proooooobably explain it with some wierd time stuff and timezones or like some cosmic entrophy meaning that during these times no one posts but liiiiiiiike realistically its just that sometimes times line up and people gotta be not here ya know i mean we got jobs im sure you get it you cant be sittin on your candy red tinted butt cheeks all day doin nothin hehehe i leave all that time shit to the pros and just say 'people be busy' and leave it at that
"I HAVE NO MORE SYMPATHY FOR ANY OF YOU FECULENT MAGGOTS AND NO MORE PATIENCE TO PRETEND OTHERWISE." TRUER WORDS HAVE NEVER BEEN UTTERED. #ABCC
whew read that so wrong i am too tired to be on this website right now hehheh... also real shit tbh
DON'T ANY OF YOU SAY A WORD ABOUT THE FUCKAWFUL TIMING OF THIS CHITT. THERE ARE TIME DILATION DEAD ZONES HERE ON THE MOON LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE. BE GRATEFUL THAT YOU'RE GETTING ONE OF THESE AT ALL. AHEM. ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CINEMANIACS. THIS IS KARKAT VANTAS, LEADER OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB, HERE TO ANNOUNCE THAT THIS WIPE'S #abcc #WATCHPARTY (TO THE SURPRISE OF ABSOLUTELY NO ONE) WILL BE: PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: AT WORLD'S END (2007). IT'S STILL PIRATE PERIGEE, MOTHERFUCKERS. IT'S STILL GOING. REALLY, WHAT THE FUCK NEEDS TO BE SAID. IT'S THE TRUE CULMINATION OF THE SERIES. IT'S THE FINAL SWAN SONG TO ONE OF THE BEST NAUTICAL ROMANCES PUT TO THE SCREEN. IT WAS THE MOST EXPENSIVE FILM EVER PRODUCED AT THE TIME OF ITS RELEASE. IT'S GOT TROLL FUCKING KEITH RICHARDS. WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT. LET'S GET THIS STONE ROLLING, AND #GETIN. THIS FILM IS RATED PG-13 (PUNGENT GRUBSAUCE STRONG ENOUGH TO KILL A 13 WIPE-OLD). SHOWTIMES ARE AT 7 PM PST (PLACIDIC STANDARD TIME) EVERY WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY AT [ https://hyperbeam.com/v/abcc ]. REMEMBER THAT FRIDAYS ARE OPTIONAL SUBSTANCE NIGHTS. GMT (GHASTLY MIST TIME) SHOWTIMES ARE HOSTED BY CO-LEADER AND CINEMA BALL-KNOWER @creaticGoeticist, SO FOLLOW HIM FOR THE GMT SHOWTIME. RSVP BELOW WITH WHAT DAY YOU WANT TO RESERVE A SEAT FOR. GRAB THEM NOW, WHILE YOU CAN. THESE THINGS FILL UP FAST. REMEMBER: ABCC HAS A SUGGESTION BOX. IF YOU HAVE A MOVIE THAT *YOU* WANT TO WATCH THAT DOESN'T SUCK MAJOR SHAME GLOBES AND CAN BE EVEN *TECHNICALLY* CONSTRUED AS A ROMANCE IN LITERALLY ANY WAY, IN ANY CONCEIVABLE QUADRANT, THEN SUBMIT IT HERE [ https://forms.gle/7anjoq22cFsipBMS8 ]. SEE YOU THERE, ASSHOLES. #GETIN.
you know friday is my day as always hehehehe
Skibbidi toilet.
good post man
Interdimensional threats only succeed if you acknowledge them. Meaning they are on the same power tier as the Game you just Lost.
crazy that the game is a thing over here to!!! also you frick (|>:I
Learn better insults. That's so far from tantalyzing.
im not taking that from someone literally named cumjar also i dont know you very well i can't make them personally stinging yet!!!
lET TH1S BE A LESSON TO ANY, WHO WOULD THREATEN THE lOST wOODS. tHE wOODS PROTECT, AND ALWAYS W1LL, BUT TH1S DOES NOT MEAN, 1TS 1NHAB1TANTS DO NOT PROTECT 1T, 1N TURN. fAREWELL m1LADY, @HANDmA1D, 1 T1P MY FEDORA TO YOU. 1 AM SURE WE W1LL MEET AGA1N, UNFORTUNATELY, - n1TRAM-DONO
this is like foreplay for her
1T WOULD BE MUCH APPREC1ATED, M1LADY, 1F OTHERS WOULD STOP REM1ND1NG ME OF TH1S UNFORTUNATE FACT, - n1TRAM-DONO
first milady??????? holy shit lmaoooooo second sorry man im not the one who shoved their big long sword into her ya gotta live with the consequences now i dont make da rulez
genuinely if if it wasnt for memes and two of them being the same answer twice i would got my butt kicked hehehehe #krillion
kurly making me study earth geography paying off i guess hehe
Finally broke 500. Serpaz is still beating me by a few points, though.
youll get there!! you got this!!!
i think i would be happy to be with anybody if theyre not boring or super lame or something like that though to be honest ive only ever been with guys like that guess the boys find me stupendous jokes and impeccable building skills alluring or maybe its the boobs i dunno gotta find girls who like jokes and boobs i guess cant be a lot of those around here though right
nah youre right those dont exist here. tough lluck pall. extinct species.
damb this is so sad