Crowbar
@crowbarFelt
Just'a man on a mission.
TWO CAN PLAY. AT EMBARRASSING EACH OTHER ON THE CHITTRNET. PERHAPS CHALKBOX WILL THINK TWICE. BEFORE POSTING HIS CARTOON FAIRY REVIEWSLOP FROM MY ACCOUNT. OTHERWISE. HE RISKS LOSING HIS TITLE. IN FAVOR OF SOMETHING MORE #SUGGESTIVE. SUCH AS #KINBAKAT. THE #NAWASHII. OR MY FAVORITE. THE #PALESLUT. HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY. TO FELT MANOR'S NEWEST TOKEN MALE #SHITHEAD. PS. THAT WOULD MAKE A GOOD TITLE TOO. #WHATHAPPENSINMAIDJAIL.
If you fucks are gonna punch holes in the goddamn walls, ya better have the gumption to patch 'em all up later. I can't be wastin' time fixin' this shit every time you all do your troll thing.
⋆ To those of us from cultures where clothing is the norm, please listen; You do NOT need to strictly separate your laundry by color! Modern cold-water detergents and colorfast fabrics make that whole thing obsolete! You are wasting water! Less runs, less water, more efficient!
Eh, well. Color's not a problem where I'm from...
Hah, well... thanks lil' pony.
Ah, sorry. We got used to a lotta little ponies comin' along recently. Nice ta' know there's some sanity in the mix.
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I know you like to play rough, your highness, but be careful! Somepony could get hurt! https://i.imgur.com/VT8TVLp.png
im goin to wait every millisecond to accumulate t)(e s)(eer anger in store for killin specifically you w)(en t)(e time comes in t)(e future you WR------ETC)(-----ED LITTL-E FOUR L-----EGG-----ED FR------EAK
You're so silly! *Mwah* You get a little smooch your forehead. Calm down a skosh or two, muffin!
i am goin to grab you by your upper teet)( and invert your SKULL NO ON-----E PLAYS GAM-----ES WIT)( MY M-----EMORI-----ES
Fuck you anyways! You're being a bad friend! https://i.imgur.com/eh4OHZT.png
W)(AT -----EV-----EN IS T)(IS????
I depicted you as a reactionary horned soyjak! Angry, and crying, and unreasonable! Meanwhile, I'm the contented and stoic chadjak because I'm not bothered! I'm your friend, your highness, I've always been your friend! But that doesn't mean you can go around being mean to me for no reason. So.. I want an apology!
PS Lord English is also my friend, and I'm gonna tell him you're being mean to me if you don't SHAPE THE HECK UP and stop being so rude!
... are you kiddin me
...she ain't kiddin' ya, ma'am.
...I have come to make an announcement. Pinkie Pie and I are... best friends. Forever.
THIS IS /NOT/ THE TIME FOR THIS, ITCHY!
I AIN'T TOO SURE SHE AIN'T SOME OTHER VERSION OF YOUR BOSS, HONESTLY. SHE'S BEEN ALL OVER TIME AND SPACE
Ya gotta get outta here. Blow my brains out or run, Boxcars. Just lemme soak it up so she don't get youse or, God help ya, fuckin' Slick.
WHADDYA MEAN? WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN PALS, PINKIE PIE AND I. WE GO WAY BACK I GUESS. CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T REMEMBER IT UNTIL JUST NOW...
ARE YA FUCKIN' KIDDIN' ME?! THIS IS JUST SOME FREAK SHIT GOIN' ON SHE'S REWRITIN' REALITY!
Grinding my teeth as I appreciate my good... and wonderful friend... Pinkie Pie...
...alright, that is kinda cute. I'll stick it on the fridge or somethin'.
IF ONE PATHWAY TO INFLICTING THE PAIN I MUST FAILS…I WILL BE CERTAIN TO HAVE OTHERS.
HOW ARE YOU /HUMAN/ NOW? HOW IS THIS HAPPENING?!
Listen to me, you strange lil' fairy lookin' twerp, I /ain't/ yer daddy, I never met youse, you're not in my memories, and you're most DEFINITELY /NOT/ my FRIEND!
Aw, pops. You're such a kidder. Must be where I got it from! https://i.imgur.com/J7TOvtw.png
I'M PUTTIN' YOU THROUGH DA FRIGGIN' WOOD CHIPPER!
FOR MY OWN AMUSEMENT I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU AN ORDER I HAVE NEVER GIVEN ANYONE: BE HER FRIEND.
Not your friend? Oh.. okay.. I'll be on my way then. Sorry I couldn't make you smile. https://i.imgur.com/W6XZEt6.png
...
...we're friends.