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@crowbarFelt
Just'a man on a mission.
Rare for me to disbelieve myself, but. How washable is "washable" here?
Rubbing alcohol. Let it sit a minute. Then get some baking powder n' some water into a paste and just go ta' town scrubbin'. If it still don't go away? Dunno. Time shenanigans, maybe.
Damn. Takin' note. But I have to ask; how far "ahead" are you? Or is that need to know for heist purposes. We're due for one this evening, as far as I'm aware.
I gots no clue at this point. I don't got a heist today, though.
HHHWHOSMEAREDALL OVERYOU. WAS IT SNOWMAN. #HHHH #RANKINGOUT.
Ahem. I mean. No. Miss Eight and I didn't spend the night together, out of courtesy to her time. I— fell asleep.
A PITY. SHE’S PROBABLY A GOOD DANCER. #TANGO #WALTZ #BALLET #SUGGESTIVE #GETONTHAT #YOUTWOAREMYOTP.
Maid. Who she dances with and how is not my concern.
Coulda sworn Snowman was gay, too.
Fell asleep in the office. Pitying the four ruined pages leaving happy smudges on my jaw. Hope this washes off.
Been there. It's washable.
TWO CAN PLAY. AT EMBARRASSING EACH OTHER ON THE CHITTRNET. PERHAPS CHALKBOX WILL THINK TWICE. BEFORE POSTING HIS CARTOON FAIRY REVIEWSLOP FROM MY ACCOUNT. OTHERWISE. HE RISKS LOSING HIS TITLE. IN FAVOR OF SOMETHING MORE #SUGGESTIVE. SUCH AS #KINBAKAT. THE #NAWASHII. OR MY FAVORITE. THE #PALESLUT. HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY. TO FELT MANOR'S NEWEST TOKEN MALE #SHITHEAD. PS. THAT WOULD MAKE A GOOD TITLE TOO. #WHATHAPPENSINMAIDJAIL.
If you fucks are gonna punch holes in the goddamn walls, ya better have the gumption to patch 'em all up later. I can't be wastin' time fixin' this shit every time you all do your troll thing.
⋆ To those of us from cultures where clothing is the norm, please listen; You do NOT need to strictly separate your laundry by color! Modern cold-water detergents and colorfast fabrics make that whole thing obsolete! You are wasting water! Less runs, less water, more efficient!
Eh, well. Color's not a problem where I'm from...
Hah, well... thanks lil' pony.
Ah, sorry. We got used to a lotta little ponies comin' along recently. Nice ta' know there's some sanity in the mix.
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I know you like to play rough, your highness, but be careful! Somepony could get hurt! https://i.imgur.com/VT8TVLp.png
im goin to wait every millisecond to accumulate t)(e s)(eer anger in store for killin specifically you w)(en t)(e time comes in t)(e future you WR------ETC)(-----ED LITTL-E FOUR L-----EGG-----ED FR------EAK
You're so silly! *Mwah* You get a little smooch your forehead. Calm down a skosh or two, muffin!
i am goin to grab you by your upper teet)( and invert your SKULL NO ON-----E PLAYS GAM-----ES WIT)( MY M-----EMORI-----ES
Fuck you anyways! You're being a bad friend! https://i.imgur.com/eh4OHZT.png
W)(AT -----EV-----EN IS T)(IS????
I depicted you as a reactionary horned soyjak! Angry, and crying, and unreasonable! Meanwhile, I'm the contented and stoic chadjak because I'm not bothered! I'm your friend, your highness, I've always been your friend! But that doesn't mean you can go around being mean to me for no reason. So.. I want an apology!
PS Lord English is also my friend, and I'm gonna tell him you're being mean to me if you don't SHAPE THE HECK UP and stop being so rude!
... are you kiddin me
...she ain't kiddin' ya, ma'am.
ARE YA FUCKIN' KIDDIN' ME?! THIS IS JUST SOME FREAK SHIT GOIN' ON SHE'S REWRITIN' REALITY!
Grinding my teeth as I appreciate my good... and wonderful friend... Pinkie Pie...
...alright, that is kinda cute. I'll stick it on the fridge or somethin'.
Wow... that's actually really hot. Talk down to me some more. #nsfw
THIS IS /NOT/ THE TIME FOR THIS, ITCHY!
...I have come to make an announcement. Pinkie Pie and I are... best friends. Forever.
Every moment is pain.
No comment.
Wow dude, that's pathetic. You're best friends with a horse?
-and EVER and EVER and EVER!!! Then you'll die, and I'll dig you up and bring you back to life with some slobbery CPR and then you'll be my best ZOMBIE friend!!
Yeah. Yeah, that's my future now. I guess. I wish Slick fucking killed me.
Run far away from here. I'm doing this so you don't have to.
IF ONE PATHWAY TO INFLICTING THE PAIN I MUST FAILS…I WILL BE CERTAIN TO HAVE OTHERS.
HOW ARE YOU /HUMAN/ NOW? HOW IS THIS HAPPENING?!
Listen to me, you strange lil' fairy lookin' twerp, I /ain't/ yer daddy, I never met youse, you're not in my memories, and you're most DEFINITELY /NOT/ my FRIEND!
Aw, pops. You're such a kidder. Must be where I got it from! https://i.imgur.com/J7TOvtw.png
I'M PUTTIN' YOU THROUGH DA FRIGGIN' WOOD CHIPPER!
FOR MY OWN AMUSEMENT I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU AN ORDER I HAVE NEVER GIVEN ANYONE: BE HER FRIEND.
Not your friend? Oh.. okay.. I'll be on my way then. Sorry I couldn't make you smile. https://i.imgur.com/W6XZEt6.png
...
...we're friends.