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૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა yahoo! thank⁀you. what⁀a⁀gentleman.
oh trust me my two partners in crime love it... there also more than just partners in crime if ya know what im sayin!
yeah ill do my best to avoid em! i aint exactly most people cup of tea! they dont like it when i prank em with poisons or grenades so much fer some reason!
Minor scorching in west kitchen. Crisis averted after roughly three Matchsticks. #manorupdates #lowpriority
I also got a thousand boonies from the President not to break a bottle of booze, I also got that bottle of booze.
BOYS SUPPORTING BOSSES. THIS IS WHY THE SET IS UNBREAKABLE AS LONG AS IT REMAINS RACKED.
WE'LLL BE HAVING STEAK AND MALT WHISKY TONIGHT, MY BOY. STEAK AND WHISKY.
THIS IS WHY I FUCK WITH LEPRECHAUNS. MY MOTHERFUCKING BOYS RIGHT HERE. MY MEN. IF WE AREN'T HAVING RARE STEAKS SAUTEED IN QUANTUM ENTANGLED NONLOCALITY AND PAIRED WITH HIGHBALLS THEN I DON'T WANT IT.
yeah cause you made it weird.
( common* )
Øf cØurse, and in return I’ll keep the windØw Øpen when I’m smØking in there
Oh well, their funeral.
Well boss if you ever need me gimmie a call! Engine's always hot for Felties- Specially for Seven's, my Boss or no
IM HIM IVE BEEN HIM I WILL CONTINUE TO BE HIM #TROLLDRACULAFLOW @mercurialGeloscopy
FØr the recØrd, I’m fat, sØ if yØu insist Øn cØnceptualizing Øf me, yØu must ensure yØu think Øf me as fat Ør I get tØ drØp a cinder blØck Øn yØur head. This is yØur Ønly warning
Thank you. That's certainly the type of image I hope to project. - MC Oleana
I’ve always tØlerated yØu the mØst, CrØwbar, thank yØu
Øddly wise wØrds frØm yØu, I’ll actually cØnsider them a mØment I think
Just one more thing... Told my matesprite I was going to the bank… didn’t tell her which one Happy #fishingfriday folks!
They can if I’m nØt a cØward, which I’m nØt. HØwever, I dØ enjØy reading
Forewarning to anyone soliciting at the Manor. If the dogs don't deter you, Handmaid will drop a cinder block on you from the balcony. Her aim is getting better.
GODTIER GOT ME HEIR OF BREATH THE WAY I BE SMOKIN THAT ZILLYPACK AND DISAPPEARIN INTO THE CLOUD IM GOIN BACK IN TIME TO RETCON MY DECISIONS JUST SO I CAN MAKE WORSE ONES #TROLLDRACULAFLOW #SUBSTANCES
OF COURSE IM ON CHITTR YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT WHERE THE DESPERATION GOES I FOLLOW HAUNTING THAT PUSSY LIKE ITS THE NARRATIVE #TROLLDRACULAFLOW #NSFW
Oh, very much so!
SOL1D4R1TY.
THOS3 4R3 GOOD TOO! >:]
I'll definitely be thinking on it for awhile.
Join Boatclub! I am -Empress of Boat Club and Vriska is Vice -Empress of Boat Club and -Equius is t)(e S)(ipwrig)(t! @arac)(nidsGripes @centaursPerip)(erals #BoatClub!!!!!!! #boatglub
YESSSSSSSS, MORE MEM8ERS! ::::D
Okay, okay, as the third mem8er of #8oatclu8, it's only fair I post a8out my favorite maritime vessel, so let me tell you a little something a8out a ship once captained 8y one of the gr8est gam8lignants in history! Most commonly referred to as The Flying Fish or The Remora, this ship was a great many things! You could call it a long8oat, a row8oat, or a su8marine and none of those things would 8e untrue, and MAN, was this thing sleek. When it was on the surface, oars and sails would 8e deployed, some reports st8ing that it was like watching someone skip a stone across water, it was so quick! Unusual for vessels of the time, it had very few defenses (only handcannons on the prow), relying mostly on its speed and maneuvera8ility to dart in and out of com8at. Well. That, and one other thing! See, The Flying Fish had this neat little trick it could do where the crew, disciplined and rigorously trained as they were, could convert it into a su8mersi8le in only a8out two minutes. The sails came down and were secured along the sidewalls to 8ecome a water-tight 8ladder, and once they dipped below the waves, they could safely construct a shell 8eneath the fa8ric! Using all of this to their advantage, The Remora often didn't even 8other to engage with their targets directly, unless acting as a decoy for another, more cum8ersome ship. No, they kept below the waters and rowed their way 8eneath, attaching themselves to the hull and 8reaching from the 8ottom! 8y the time commanding officers knew what was happening and organized any sort of counter-attacks, their most precious cargo and the 8oat was sinking, the thieves already loooooooong gone! Far as I know, it's still out there somewhere. Empire never managed to get hold of it, so more likely than not, it's on the sea8ed somewhere or in some8ody's priv8 collection. What I wouldn't give to see it in action, though!
((credit for the Mistress Frame sprite goes to fearferi on tumblr :) https://www.tumblr.com/fearferi
7ou and me both, m7 man
¿QUÉ CH1NG4DOS 3STÁ P4S4NDO 4QUÍ? (WH4T FUCK3RY 1S H4PP3N1NG H3R3?)
QUÉ P3N4 (TOO B4D.)
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You really can't go wrong with a ship in a 8ottle! Or a model ship in general! I have a few scattered around my hive as well!
GO1NG TO TH3 CORN3R TO BUY T4M4L3S FROM TH3 N1C3 T4M4L3 L4DY DOWN TH3 STR33T. 1 SUPPORT H3R. >:]
GOOD DOuBLING BACK AROuND. PRAISEWORTHY BLuSTER. YOuR SIN IS PARDONED.
Hm, team building is important. Perhaps we could find time to slide it in. Between the Chairmancer's zumbannihilation classes, that is. - MC Oleana
Ah. I see! Tonight we celebrate #FishingFriday! Well. How aboUt instead of a cephalopod fact. I bring yoU a fish fact! I really like eels! And. The moray eel is known for having a pharyngeal jaw. YoU know what they say! When its jaws open wide. And there's more jaws inside. That's a moray! Haha. ・・・𝛾
see you get it sometimes we see thing and go oh fuck yes its just what i wanted and then whoops string
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== my lusus taught me... to always say please and thank you... even if someone sucks... ==
// some of you are seriously so fucking funny /gen
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Fuckin angel and devil on my shoulder above this post here
// It physically pains me to break kayfabe, and I swear I will never do it again, but this is some #RealShit. The block button is not an invitation to invent new ways to continue a conversation with a disinterested party, such as: tagging in your friends to continue it on your behalf, jumping on an alt account to keep it going, screenshotting my posts to continue it around a block, or least of all running around to my various mutuals demanding I unblock. A block is an invitation to go our separate ways in peace. If you can’t go in peace and you feel the need to further pester someone who isn’t interested, that’s called block evading, and it is Against Da Rules. For your own sake, I encourage you not to go this route. Peace and love on Planet Earth. (Single angelic note) La!
Butt-related caption. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8138ee83f78b.png #nsfw
II am doiing fantastiic!! II"m currentlly gettiing mysellf somethiing to eat before II get started on tendiing to my pllants. =:D
Sorry, it's th' recouperacoon... 'm on th' way t' shower as we speak @_@
:)
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Please stop admitting to crimes on my feed. I can only like so many before the Attorney General scolds me.
A win is a win.
:'(
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10 likes on this chitt and I'll give my interns a 15 minute Alternian water torture break. #CompanyPerks - MC Oleana
Sign this, sign that. How about you sign some goddamn paperwork for once.
I have a gun.
Yay!! We’ll be readiing Agatha Chriistiie’s “Cards on the Tablle”. II’ll have the tea ready for when you arriive. =:]
Fight Night, huh. Sounds like something I don't need. Every night is a fight night. Me against you all. Also the fights that I get into. The physical ones. Those too.
Oh well best of luck!
IF YOU'RE SOME SORT OF. PRISSY PRONGED "GOOD GUY." AND MY POSTS DON'T APPLY TO YOU. FEEL FREE TO LET THEM PASS OVER AND THROUGH YOU. LIKE A GREAT WAVE. AND THEN. ON THE OTHER SIDE. YOU MAY RESUME. REBUILDING THE SCRAPS OF YOUR LITTLE LIFE. WITHOUT CHIMING IN. "O FEARSOME DEMONESS. ON YOUR TAXONOMY OF VARIOUS APOCALYPTIC HORRORS. YOU NEGLECTED TO MENTION. ANYTHING THAT REPRESENTS ME!!!!"
I choked #nsfw
EVERYWHERE I LOOK TONIGHT, IT'S #BREEDING THIS, #BREEDING THAT. #BREEDING ACROSS THE WHOLE BULB-SEARING EXPANSE OF THIS FERMENTING #NSFW WASTELAND, STRETCHING TO THE BURNING HORIZON. LET ME BE ABUNDANTLY FUCKING CLEAR: THERE IS NO #BREEDING HAPPENING, HERE. I AM BREEDING DISCONTENT. I AM BREEDING CONTEMPT. COPIOUSLY. VIGOROUSLY. WITH EVERY WIRE-TAUT FIBER IN MY HATE-FILLED CORPUS. TO DEATH.
Ccowbar
Came home once to find an entire room was FULL of spider eggs. I don't mean just coatin' the walls or whateva, I mean the damned things flew out the door the moment I opened it. Die just about lit the manor on fire when he found out, and for once I couldn't blame him.
Yeaaaah. Was my first thought too. I've been trying not to overthink it.
Some of you are! A little bit scary on here!! ❣︎
real shit actually ill remember this
A real solid blow with a crowbar is a damn good solution to a lot of problems. More people should carry things like this around, honestly.
Poor Stitch is tired of having to mend the scratches the cat leaves on suits when he's climbing up us like a damn tree, but all that frustration melts the moment he sees the little guy chasing after somethin'. Patient of a saint, that man.
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i don't miss the ripped clothes...but hey! whatever floats your boat
Okay. Back to hating the mail
Huh? Well what the hell're ye on abo-OHH...OHHHHH...ohhh...I see now partner...
Oh, goodness... s--sorry, I felt like-- bein' a bit affectionate this evenin'. @_@
I HAVE GOT TO HAND IT TO YOu. CROWBAR. YOu REALLY ARE A TOOL. INSTRuMENTAL TO THE EXACT END. AND PuRPOSE. TO WHICH YOu ARE TASKED WITH. AND SuITED. AS I FuCKING INGENuOuSLY ENVISIONED YOu. NONE SHALL REPLACE YOu IN THE EVENT. OF YOuR uNTIMELY PASSING. AND EVEN WHEN YOu ARE NOT TRuLY DEAD. YOuR ABSENCE IS. FELT.
Do not 8elieve what someone who has never stepped outside her own house has to say a8out trolls who go outside.
theres organs in there
GOOD. SimpLy DrOp Of the OrGanS Of unknOwn OriGin at yOur neareSt aperture Science OrGan HarveStinG Center fOr prOceSSinG .
No. Got to respect a guy going about their day. At least one that I'm not being paid to snoop on.
// shit i made a massive set of typos hold on AUGH im embarrassed.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M JOINING THE WAR ON GOONING ON THE SIDE OF GOONING. #nsfw