Cleans Floors
@custodialFabrication
🧹🧽 <found this. splintrest meme. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/10abd61ec1e5.png lol funny. so relatable. #substance mention
🧹🧽 <not normally.
🧹🧽 <#medchittr help. lost grub. wants drugs. #substance mention.
will yxu FXCK XFF. - xx
YXX DXD NXT FXND THXS SHXT XN SPLXNTRXST XND WX XLL KNXW XT. (҂//ロˣ) - xx
🧹🧽 <lol why?
🧹🧽 <huh what? where'd get? not chittr. can't make. tech illiterate.
꧁#nsfw꧂ ꧁#bulgerating꧂ ꧁#purpleblood꧂ ꧁#scent꧂ ꧁#taste꧂ ꧁#medchittr꧂ ꧁@custodialFabrication꧂ ꧁Let me know how accurate my reading is. This is my full #nsfw description of Cleans Floors' bulge.꧂ ꧁Uhm. Okay. So. I need to be careful with this one, because Cleans Floors is not actually a simple custodial technician. That is the current title. That is the cover. That is the mop bucket sitting in front of a locked door. I promise not to unlock that door, though. It's not up to me to police his life.꧂ ꧁I am trying to remain objective.꧂ ꧁That is harder when the subject is a purpleblood who has deliberately reduced himself into something meager.꧂ ꧁Anyway.꧂ ꧁Ｓｔａｔｓ꧂ ꧁Ｓｔｒｅｎｇｔｈ： 7꧂ ꧁Purpleblood force, older-body endurance, and the kind of practical grip that comes from tools, valves, machines, mop handles. He is well experienced.꧂ ꧁Ｐｌｉａｂｉｌｉｔｙ： 4꧂ ꧁Not especially yielding. Stubborn. Dense. Cooperative only when approached correctly.꧂ ꧁Ｌｅｎｇｔｈ： 6꧂ ꧁Above average, but not theatrical. ꧂ ꧁Ｇｉｒｔｈ： 7꧂ ꧁The main feature. Thickest through the base and middle, broad enough to make the read immediately practical.꧂ ꧁Ｘ－Ｆａｃｔｏｒ： 8꧂ ꧁Something is strange about it. A weak sense of Chucklevoodoos. And, it kind of makes me... Forget things.꧂ ꧁Ａｔｔｒｉｂｕｔｅｓ꧂ ꧁Ｓｃｅｎｔ：꧂ ꧁Floor wax, old disinfectant, fried cluckbeast, cheap barcade beer, hot cabinet dust, machine oil, purple musk, and that cold bleach smell.꧂ ꧁Ｔａｓｔｅ：꧂ ꧁Salt. Peppered grease. Purple mineral. Bitter cleaner. Old smoke from a shabby coat. It is filling in taste...꧂ ꧁Ｔｅｘｔｕｒｅ：꧂ ꧁Firm. Smooth at the head, heavier and more stubborn down the shaft, with a low underside ridge that feels structural. Not plush. Not pretty. Useful. Durable. ꧂ ꧁Ｓｅｃｒｅｔｉｏｎｓ：꧂ ꧁Clear at first, then faint purple-gray. Slick, but restrained. Viscosity increases with pressure rather than praise. Not messy unless pushed. Once pushed, difficult to stop.꧂ ꧁Ｗｅｉｇｈｔ：꧂ ꧁Heavy-medium. I would estimate 2.8 pounds fully worked up. The weight sits low. More bucket than banner.꧂ ꧁Ｘ－Ｆａｃｔｏｒ Ｅｘｐｌａｉｎｅｄ꧂ ꧁ ꧂ ꧁Cleans Floors has a containment bulge. The chucklevoodoos are reduced, but the residue is still there. Not active performance. Not a full purpleblood glamour. Not a ringmaster's lure. More like pressure left in a room after the music stopped. The organ carries that same pressure. It does not charm. It does not sparkle. It does not call attention to itself.꧂ ꧁It waits. It's almost predatory...꧂ ꧁Dense. Old. Almost ritual. The shaft is not excessively long, but the girth gives it authority, especially when paired with the way his body seems unwilling to waste motion. I do not recommend it for the playful, or the romantic. Strictly business.꧂
🧹🧽 <fucking what?
⬛🟥⬛🟧⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛🟦⬛🟪⬛ 🟪⬛🟥⬛🟧⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛🟦⬛🟪 ⬛🟪⬛🟥⬛🟧⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛🟦⬛ xXx RXFLMXX HXLY SHXT? xXx ⬛🟥⬛🟧⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛🟦⬛🟪⬛ 🟪⬛🟥⬛🟧⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛🟦⬛🟪 ⬛🟪⬛🟥⬛🟧⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛🟦⬛ #xwned #pwned #leaked #lmfaxxxxxxxxxx. ⬛🟥⬛🟧⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛🟦⬛🟪⬛ 🟪⬛🟥⬛🟧⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛🟦⬛🟪 ⬛🟪⬛🟥⬛🟧⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛🟦⬛ - xx
🧹🧽 <cull self. i'll watch. #selfharm #suicide
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🧹🧽 <good advice. for once.
I NEED T💥H💥 G💥 T💥H💥 THE MEDICULLERRR... BUT I WILL HANG MYSELF IF I G💥 T💥H💥 THE FEFERRRI PEIXES RRREEFST💥H💥RRRATIVE JUSTICE CULLING CENTERRR... #CW-SELF-HARRRM #SUICIDE #MEDCHITTRRR
🧹🧽 <is that. fucking godzilla?
IS THAT A FUCKING M💥P?
🧹🧽 <touché douche.
[CASE: #000002] A patient presented with localized pain in their right elbow. No discoloration, no visible swelling, no history of trauma. They reported that the discomfort began approximately three nights ago and has progressively worsened. They are otherwise in excellent health, which was both encouraging and profoundly unhelpful. The resident assigned to their examination suggested lateral epicondylitis. Tennis elbow, for those of you whose medical education begins and ends with the terminology of recreational sports. An entirely reasonable hypothesis. The patient had recently taken up racquet sports, and the pain is exacerbated by repetitive extension of the wrist. Naturally, I rejected it. There is a relatively obscure condition known as periarticular myonecrotic metaplasia, a progressive disorder in which the soft tissues surrounding a joint begin producing malformed muscular structures. These structures develop independent contractile responses, eventually creating the sensation of an additional limb attempting to articulate from within the existing one. In advanced cases, affected individuals report involuntary movement beneath the skin, accompanied by an audible clicking as the newly formed tissue attempts to establish its own attachment points along the bone. The condition has scant few cases. Three required extensive reconstructive intervention. The fourth reportedly developed a functional secondary elbow before succumbing to unrelated complications. When I informed the patient that we should investigate this possibility. They expressed some reluctance, particularly when I explained that a definitive diagnosis may require direct examination of the affected musculature. My resident objected. They suggested rest, anti-inflammatory medication, and a temporary reduction in physical activity. I reminded them that the purpose of a differential diagnosis is to investigate possibilities beyond the most immediately convenient explanation. // Correction. I remind them that anyone capable of prescribing rest has no business occupying a position in a diagnostic department. After considerable discussion, the patient agreed to further examination. Imaging revealed no abnormalities whatsoever. I interpreted this as evidence that the disease has not yet progressed sufficiently to become radiographically apparent. The resident interpreted it as evidence the patient has tennis elbow. We agreed to disagree. The patient is scheduled for an additional examination in three nights. In the meantime, I prescribed a rigid joint immobilizer and instructed them to report any unusual sensations, particularly the impression of movement beneath the skin. Just this evening, however, they contacted my office to report an intermittent crawling sensation around the elbow. Excellent for me. My resident pointed out that the immobilizer may be irritating a superficial nerve. I made a note to investigate whether professional pessimism is contagious. #medchittr #medicalhorror #bodyhorror #clinicalhorror #medicalmalpractice #medicalabuse #unnecessarymedicalprocedures #invasivemedicalprocedures #misdiagnosis #unethicalexperimentation #patientdistress #jointabnormalities #muscledeformation #anatomicalhorror #fictionaldiseases #unreliablemedicalinformation
🧹🧽 <investigate bitches. tennis elbow. was obvious. admit self. mental ward. #medchittr #dumbass
>-8==— i am in way over my head here taking ccare of these wigglers.... >-8==— they are so ccute but they really like to bite! >-8==— i don't know how the jades in the ccaves do it... >-8==— i have other patients that need attending!! >-8==— agh but it's hard to say no to them... #medcchittr #fprjcccc
🧹🧽 <double post. weird ass.
>-8==— it was a bug with the site...
🧹🧽 <convenient excuse.
>-8==— i am in way over my head here taking ccare of these wigglers.... >-8==— they are so ccute but they really like to bite! >-8==— i don't know how the jades in the ccaves do it... >-8==— i have other patients that need attending!! >-8==— agh but it's hard to say no to them... #medcchittr #fprjcccc
can yxu like thrxw them all in a tupperware and carry them tx yxur rxunds. is that anything. - xx
🧹🧽 <you grubsit. she works. more efficient.
🧹🧽 <#medchittr locking ward. west ward. good luck.
>-8==— wait, my patients are in there??
yxu NXXD tx be culled. - xx
🧹🧽 <also squeakbeasts. a lot. of squeakbeasts.
🧹🧽 <you offering? ten reasons?
>-8==— please do something about the squeakbeasts instead of just loccking them in the west ward with my patients.
🧹🧽 <can't ma'am. exterminaturist coming. his orders.
i'm threaxing. - xx
🧹🧽 <threatening who? not me. ten reasons.
>-8==— with all the patients still inside??
🧹🧽 <his orders. you think. i'm lying? send texts.
Dꐦ YꐦU THINK IF I CLAW MYSELF ENꐦUGH ILL BE ABLE Tꐦ REACH MY BLꐦꐦDPUSHER AND RIP IT FRꐦM MY CHEST? #CW-SELF-HARM #NQUEMESEETHING
🧹🧽 <you'd fail. simple as.
🧹🧽 <floors clean. good shift didnt see. ten reasons. or the. pervert violet. clocking out. #gross #suggestive
🧹🧽 <yes, you.
🧹🧽 <ugh gross. quad elsewhere.
Mmmmng. . .ㅤI think of you. . . merely professionally, sir. I would never harbor an inappropriate workplace relationship.ㅤ. .
🧹🧽 <doctor patient. got it. gross dude.