♦ pitied by @custodialFabrication
To whomever left their filial pail under the table in the employee recuperation block:〜〜〜〜〜 I will ask this one time for you to properly register it with the Situlogy Department. You have until the end of my shift to rectify this error.〜〜〜 If you do, I will not make a public post calling out the pitiful volume of your contributions. I recommend this course of action to spare yourself the mockery from your colleagues.〜〜 You have six hours. #nsfw #medchittr #cullchittr #fprjcc〜〜〜〜
Pa♱ien♱s ♱hese days can'♱ handle a bi♱ of me♱al in ♱heir bodies. I♱ is infuria♱ing. Oh noo, your hungersack has a pair of forceps lodged agains♱ i♱. Lol. Grow up.
Mmmmng. . .ㅤMmmy. . . favorite part of my job as an anesthesiologist. . . is watching that final flutter of their eyelids. . . as they succummmb to whatever I've given them. . . They always look so. . . mmmmnggg. Comfortable.ㅤ. .
Mmmmng. . .ㅤYes. . . You look. . . mmmng. . . nice.ㅤ. .
Do you like the picture. I had Sister Greenhorn take it for me.〜〜〜〜〜
Tenten, you mean. I wouldn't pattern any behaviors after his if I were you. But I suppose this is ultimately harmless. Apology accepted.〜〜〜
Mmmmng. . .ㅤI thought. . . that is what we are supposed to do. The Cerulean boy. . . did it to me. I am sorry, ma'am.ㅤ. .
@operationalDeliverance Why did you rechitt this, Dr. Hyster. Should I be rechitting everyone's introduction posts.〜〜〜〜〜
Greetings, Chittr.〜〜〜〜〜 I am Dr. Sister Nonata Prongduty, situlogist and fertility specialist at the Feferi Peixes Reefstorative Justice Culling Center.〜〜〜〜 For those of you who don't know what that means, which I suspect is most of you, I will put this simply: I do buckets.〜〜 I hope we become well-acquainted. #medchittr #cullchittr #fprjcc〜〜〜〜〜
#medchittr. #cullchittr. #healthcarewxrkers. #meme. #lxl. - xx
#medchittr. #cullchittr. #meme. #lxl. - xx
thank gxd fxr the humble sxpxr patch. dxn’t knxw what i’d dx withxut her. gimme 50 ccs xf stfu STAT. #lxl. #medchittr. - xx
my airclxts while i’m telling yxu it’s terminal: - xx
hxw many bxdies is a manual bxwel disimpactixn. #medchittr #cullchittr #yuck. - xx
new badge. and i'm gxing tx be Sx implanting this xne sx it can't get lxst. xr stxlen. - xx
psych patient asks me if i have anything better tx dx than breathe dxwn her cervical frxnd. if i tell her she’s xn 1:1 supervisixn because she delusixnally believes she wxrks here then it’s gxnna be a whxle thing. sx she’s putting a plaster cast that i dx nxt need xn the wrist i didn’t just break. typing with the bad prxng. send help. - xx #medchittr #cullchittr - xx
a glimpse intx my future if nxbxdy saves me frxm the dementia patient whx thinks she’s helping. #medchittr #cullchittr - xx
i dxn’t care abxut the scalding steeping pxt xr whatever the fuck but @custxdialFabricatixn can yxu restxck the vending machine in the medicullers lxunge. patients will die if i dxn’t maintain a blxxd rxckstar cxncentratixn xf 0.1%. - xx #medchittr #cullchittr - xx