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alright. wvriska vwon. sorry damz. i wvas rooting for you, i really wvas. novw. her imperious condescension vwersus rose lalonde. iwve got something real special for you all. took some bartering, some vwheeling and dealing, thats vwhy it took me a sec to get back to this. lemme start wvith the rose propaganda. beautiful blonde, knowvs howv to banter, perfect bod, perfect face, can do some spooky eldritch stuff if thats vwhat youre into. shes incredible. i dont wvanna undersell her here. but... i got a vwintage from my man @caligulaascendit. this is *art*. nowv, to share the scan, he said he vwanted to do the propaganda for her, so here you go. #nsfwv. #nsfc too, but not the c youre thinking of. "its ya boy eridan ampora here vwith a guest rewvievw on alternias biggest caked up baddie our leadin broad in the beam for #cronusbabeoff hovwre all likin my vwintage hic edition penthouse by the wvay pretty groowvy huh cost me a pretty caegar but it wvas totally wvorth it an yknowv its the real deal too cause its got her signature shade a coral pink semi gloss #2 stamped across the covwer wvhen im feelin advwenturous i take my condy penthivwe out a her plastic slip an ewver so gently stroke her lipstick mark vwith a quivwerin finger wvith my other flipper placed firmly against my crotch anyvway im afraid the competition has been crushed by the empresss unholy cake grinder the rest a you booty impaired ladies can go hivwe novw" yeah. yowvza. #cwv-cakesitting. <3 or <> for condy. <3< or c3< for rosie.
You're next.
@handmaid this is our in!!!
SO YOU ACKNOWLEDGE. IN WRITING. THAT I HAVE BEEN THE BOMB UP UNTIL THIS POINT. I'LL SETTLE FOR THAT. #CHECKMATE.
Try me,guppy.
calling it. i could let it keep on keeping on, but i think wved all be happier (besides meenah) if meenahs the one wvho movwes on this round. trust me. next up. wvell, vwe already savw wvhy you should vwote for either candidate. jane crocker up against the handmaid. #cronusbabeoff! bouncy, bodacious, a real boss bitch, janey crocker herself! the maid wvith the most, shes got plenty of junk in her trunk, and the business acumen to buy you out if you hawve anything bad to say about it. dont think just because shes a life player shes a healslut. she, uhh... she scares me. and then wvevwe got the handmaid, alternias vwhore-er, the shame of beforus, servwant of time and friend o mine! wvhat a wvoman! you wvant some timestop? shes got you cowvered. time clones? easy. you vwanna get covwered? shes got you covwered. and the #contraptions. oh the contraptions. and the #doohickeys. phewv. she, uhh... she scares me. lifemaid wvs handmaid, let the wvoting begin! #nsfwv <3 or <> for janey <3< or c3< for handy
shes wvinning a beauty contest.
That doesn't explain why she's 8eing insuffera8le, then again she's always like this. ::::)
And then you complain asking why the universe h8s you.
I will play along. What's the matter now, Meenah? What unspeaka8le horrors are you 8eing su8jected to without you, quote, doing anything to deserve it?
Playing the victim, are we?
COME JOIN US.
@handMaid The shots from our photoshoot are ready. I wish nothing but good luck to you. :B #NSFW #Suggestive
okay, sorry for the wvait. yeah, wvriska beat out latula. shocker. heres... a match that shouldnt be interesting, but might be. the gardener wversus the handmaid. wvhos the gardener? exactly. beforan kanaya, i guess. but she smashed madame lalonde in the last round, so anything could happen. theres not a lotta creator fanart out there of her, so... yeah, i had to improvwise. #nsfvw and all that. #cronusbabeoff <3 or <> for the gardener <3< or c3< for the handmaid
yeah, okay, guess i savw that coming. handmaid vwins! im looking forvward to the photoshoot for next rounds match. novw, up next in the great #cronusbabeoff... wvriska serket up against latula pyrope! wvould you beliewve it wvas really, really tough to find a pic of this duo? it wvas either this (#nsfwv btvw) or one vwhere they wvere shrinkwvrapped skinny. i think i made the right call. <3 or <> for latula <3< or c3< for vwriska
Of course not. Who would 8elieve such a thing? :::;)
IT’S NOT FAIR. I DON’T WANT TO CHOOSE. I WANT TO GET IN THE MIDDLE. #HHHH.
To all t)(e fussy trolls out t)(ere, I'll offer you t)(e same deal I offered Meena)( once! You can swing on me but every swing costs you one smooc)(. 38* Definitely a good deal! No way you could regret it! #GR-EAT-D-EAL #D-E-FIN-IT-ELY_NOT_A #SCAM #suckers
HAA HAS HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA.
)(ow do you rec)(it a p)(oto a bajillion times?
Mmmmm. Torn between getting ANGRY and getting distracted by super CUT-E pictures of Meena)(. 38/ #CONC)(FLICT-ED
yeah you certainly look like a minnie in that glitterin ensemble
GASP! YOU LOOK SO CUT-E!!!!! O)( MY GOS)(, I FORGOT ABOUT T)(IS DR-ESS!!!! <3333333
HHHH. ARE THEY HARD. ARE THEY HARD RIGHT NOW. DOES THAT HAVE ANY CORRELATION TO YOUR SQUIGGLY. #GILLPLAY.
AND YOU TOOK IT LIKE THE BITCH YOU ARE.
i saww it happen in person once too it wwas absolutely barbarous
I )(eard you got your boat kicked offs)(ore like a little dingy! 38( Poor baby. Do you need a bandaid? I can buy you a bandaid company!
WAIT. WAIT. DAMARA B-EAT M-E-ENA)( UP????? 38( O)( nooooooo. My sweet little baby got t)(e snot beat out of )(er.
regretting my mommy saturday post i feel like i fucking summoned this.
It was! I write your )(atc)( certificate mys)(ell-f! I wonder w)(ere I put it...
I've been )(ere for ten minutes and I've already found Meena)( t)(ree new )(atc)(mates!
Meena)( used to be so tiny! Fun fact: )(er name was originally Minnie! 38O
Minnie Meena)( Mommy Muvs Moo!!!!
O)( NO. T)(ere's T)(R-E-E M-E-ENA)(S? If t)(ere's t)(ree of t)(em, witc)( one is t)(e cutest??? #ALL-OF-T)(-EM
I have the power to do this whenever I want to. I just choose not to do so. Remember that now.
S-TIER: KANKRI. MEENAH. THE UNATTAINABLES. YOU. ME. PORRIM. THE PROFESSIONALS. A-TIER: KURLOZ. HORUSS. ARANEA. HIGH RISK. HIGH REWARD. B-TIER: LATULA. MITUNA. MEULIN. NOTHING SPECIAL. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK TIER: THE SHITBLOODED SLUGSUCKER.
CHITTR HANDLE: ANON. YOUR MESSAGE: It has been very interesting and entertaining watching your group's antics and actions. But I must say I have been curious as to what your group actually does or even who the members of it are. I would be very pleased if you could answer such :) EMPLOYED?: YES. DO YOU WANT ME CARNALLY: I have all that I need :) 1. ME. 2. @aerodynamicTramp 3. I THINK HE GOT BANNED FROM CHITTR. NOT SURE. ASK NUMBER SEVEN. 4. @carmineGnosiology 5. @amusingCaterwaul 6. @genetrixAdvocate 7. @gnarlyCaballerial#1784 8. @arachnoidGrimorium 9. @canteringTackwork 10. @taciturnTerror 11. @aeneasCaldarium 12. @cuttlefishCrusher IS THAT WHAT YOU MEANT. @0u0@
This seems harmless enough. Aranea Serket.
Resorting to vulgarity when you have nothing clever to say, I see.
Aw, Meenah! If speaking a total of four times is a proper measurement of o8session to you, then I truly underestimated your over8lown ego. This level of self-importance is highly concerning. More importantly, if you think anything I've said could 8e remotely considered as pitch flirting, then you've 8igger pro8lems than not featuring in Angel's Nutrition 8lock. Let me speak plainly, as you so often fail to understand what I say even throughout detailed explanations: I don't have any concupiscent intentions or desires towards you. Hope this helps.
Did I hit a nerve? It's a8out time that you sat and thought a8out how your actions have consequences, not to mention a heavy effect on others. It's not so fun when you poison everything good around you and die from exposure, is it?
Did you expect any different after the humiliating fiasco you dared to call a re8ellion? If she is the same as I remem8er, Meenah would 8e sorely disappointed of you for that alone.
I don't know if he could wedge himself into your cell.
I wasn't privy, until you posted it! I love learning new things about my friends!⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠹⣿⣷⣶⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣠⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢿⣦⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠙⢿⣦⣄⣉⣹⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣌⣉⣉⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⠾⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
And yet, I'm certain an AI would do a much 8etter jo8 than you. Even your wording is sloppy.
O8viously. Must I spell out for you that I'm inquiring as to who it is performing said actions? Goodness.
「YOU WANT ME TO TOUCH MYSELF TO MY REFLECTION? OH GREAT HIGHBLOOD. GUIDE MY STEADY HAND AS I GO KNUCKLE DEEP IN MY NOOK SEARCHING FOR GUIDANCE.」
「ENJOY THE VOW OF CELIBACY. EVEN KANKRI'S CELIBUSSY IS NOT OFF LIMITS TO ME.」
「KEEP HATE REACTING MY FUTURE POSTS IN SAPPHIC ENVY.」
What is it called when you almost miss someone you wish you could kill? Hypothetically.
okay, #cronusbabeoff match concluded. did any of us expect any differently? no one really cares about the olds, despite evweryone saying they go gaga owver milwves. if you sawv the milwves im interested in youd puke. so yeah, redglare out, meenah mowves forwvards! next match! aranea serket vws. the dolorosa! mindfang barely lost out her last match, can her beforan counterpart pull it off wvith that sexy librarian look? or vwill dolorosa of the dolorosa-wvhore complex (i find it quite simple, actually) be able to charm the chitizens wvith her, uhh... stunning personality! vwote belovw, wvhos hot, vwhos not? #suggestivwe <3 or <> for the dolorosa <3< or c3< for aranea serket
okay, ill call it there. another close match in the #cronusbabeoff, but despite getting 8 likes, mindfang is outta the running. sorry babe, call me~ roxy is movwing upwvards and onwvards! next match, vwevwe got the long legs of the lawv, neophyte redglare, up against evweryones favworite wvashboard mini-tyrant, meenah peixes! vwhos hot, vwhos not? wvote belowv! <3 or <> for redglare <3< or c3< for meenah
first match of round one, and unfortunately, this is one i think is gonna be quick and easy. just like our top seed, jade harley! shes going up against the bottom seed, calliope. lets see wvhat chittr thinks of these twvo. <3 or <> for calliope <3< or c3< for jade #cronusbabeoff #suggestivwe
Came running at first glimpse of my text, didn't you?
Unlikely to happen at your 8ehest.
I dou8t you can reach. At any case, perhaps you'll end up joining all of us cele8rating Disa8ility Pride Month after that encounter.
Unsurprisingly, you misunderstood. I don't particularly care a8out the intricacies of the reality you spawn from, that'd 8e a complete waste of my time as of now. I was merely providing insight into how said justice system would fail at their jo8 were you to 8e released for a measly craving that, if I am to 8e proven right, could very well 8e a crucial part of your punishment. Thus my comment. It is not that hard to understand once you quit trying to get a rise out of me through childish taunts, Meenah. 8ut I suppose that's my fault, I shouldn't have expected you to possess such maturity. Enjoy prison.
It'd 8e remarka8ly irresponsi8le of them to gift you early release under any circumstance that doesn't classify as an interplanetary emergency.
You just proved my point, darling. Glad to see you're consistent throughout all the timelines!
Oh, yes, such is the fate of the lesser kin parading around with a vessel similar to mine. I would explain the vast difference to you if I didn't know it'll fall on deaf fins. Listening has never 8een your forte, Meenah.
I am 8ut the purest of them. I cannot say the same a8out you, however. You've failed spectacularly, haven't you? It is a recurring theme, I must say. How fortunate for me that it amuses me so. Please, don't stop on my 8ehalf. I so enjoy watching you slip and fall.
The Tort Attorney§ office i§ clo§ed until further notice. We will be undergoing needed renovation§. All §cheduled meeting§ will be held digitally. Plea§e refer your inquirie§ for legal §ervice§ to the §elf-§ame labeled §ection on the web§ite. Thank you for your continued patience.
Alright. That'§ it. I have had ENOUGH of thi§ bull§hit. FUCK thi§ BITCH.
@cuttlefishCrusher D9 y9u see what I mean n9w? My h9rns are n9t nearly as small as th9se 9f the pr9tag9nist 9f I?!TAD9MSGT9ML9ALL,STTIUTTLMV!KACIEP,TEMMPTTWAC9W9GML!VIMQAWE9,TWSP6N9ECST!6ATS,IIGT6E99TILMVW?!TISQWAV-6A,AM6-DD,AAIMWLRGIWC?!K!~. I h9pe n9w y9u can st9p c9mparing me t9 him. It's actually quite pr96lematic 9f y9u t9 keep insisting a resem6lance when the 9nly similarity 6etween us is the c9l9r 9f 9ur 6l99d.
I d9n't see the resem6lance. Are y9u familiar with the c9ncept 9f #Pareid9lia? 9r, m9re 6r9adly, #Patternicity? Simply put, these are psych9l9gical phen9mena descri6ing the a6ility t9 draw c9nnecti9ns 6etween tw9 9r m9re 6its 9f stimuli (in this case, the pr9tag9nists 9f a rand9m manga and s9me 9f y9ur friends) that ultimately have n9thing t9 d9 with 9ne an9ther. While m9ments 9f patternicity *can* 6e ultimately meaningless, they can als9 speak t9 ingrained s9cietal 6iases that we have yet t9 unlearn. I ask y9u t9 examine why y9u felt the need t9 find a resem6lance 6etween me and a ficti9nal 9ffspectrum tr9ll. We d9n't all l99k alke.
if we cool hate this chitt rn
see, stuff like this is vwhy i vwish i vwas more into the daddy scene. this guy just goes "hrng lick daddys boot clean" and evwerybody lines up for him. i guess the takeawvay here is i need to be *more* sexually aggressivwe and forwvards. #nsfvw #wvagueposting
FUCK OFF FROM MY POST WITH THIS. EVERYONE ELSE CAN USE THEIR MANNERS. AND LIVE IN THE DELUSION. WHERE WE'RE BUILT LIKE RACKMAID. YOU ARE NOT EXEMPT. FOLLOW THE RULES OR BE BLOCKED ONCE MORE. YOU SOPPING WET SEA COW.
Staring at our chests, Peixes? Prison changed you swiftly.
@cuttlefishCrusher Are those burning earfins I sense?
20K OUTFITSWAP WITH @WOEGOTHIC. 30K AND WE STOP BEATING THE ALLEGATIONS.
Curses
OH. OH WHAT A FuCKING STRuGGLE THAT MuCH MuST BE FOR YOu. MEENAH PEIXES. HAVING TO PICK uP THE GAY. VRISKA SERKET MuST BE DEVASTATED THAT IT IS YOu HANDLING HER ISSuES. YOu DO REALIZE. BEING PRESIDENT HAS ALWAYS MEANT. CATERING TO ALMIGHTY BIG GAY. DID YOu NOT CONSuLT THE DIAGRAMS. FROM THE PREVIOuS ADMINISTRATION. ON WHAT GAY RESPONSIBILITIES YOu WOuLD HAVE. WHAT GAY POLICIES. YOuR BITCH ASS WOuLD HAVE TO ENACT. WHAT GAYMERGENCIES. AND GAY CRISES. CONFRONT THE NATION OF EARTH C TODAY. OR DID YOu JuST SEE THE SEA PuN. AND HOP ON THE COuP DISGRACE BANDWAGON. AND EMBARASS YOuRSELF. FOR A PERPETuAL HuMILIATION RITuAL. MEETS COMBINATION DEGREDATION FETISH. IN FRONT OF MILLIONS. WHO TAKE THIS SERIFISHLY.
mY OTHER FAVORITE #tAVROShOUR #tAVROSmOMENT WAS WHEN i PARTICIPATED 1N THE #eR1DANwEEK CRUC1FIXION,
/ᐠ > ˕ <マ ₊˚⊹♡ < @genetrixAdvocate #MEME #CLASSICMEME #IMISSTHISERAOFTHEINTERNET #IFWECLOSEOUREYESWECANPRETENDWENEVERLEFT
≽(◉˕ ◉ ≼マ < OH. MY. ₍^ >ヮ<^₎ .ᐟ.ᐟ < GAAAWWWWWWWG!! KANKRI I DON'T THINK YOU'VE EVER HAD A BETTER IDEA IN YOUR WHOLE AFTERLIFE!!! ≽^◕⩊◕ ^≼ < YES, YES, YES, YES!! I AM IN FULL, UNWAVERING, ENTHUSIASTIC SUPPORT OF #MPREG AND #BDSM!!! #INCREDIBLYRAREVANTASW #BANANAFIENDSATATYPEWRITER #BEAUTIFULPURRFECTNONOTES
pplease
YOU FOLLOW YOUR OTHER SELVES FOOTSTEPS NICELY.
if only there wwere a legion a highly sophisticated drones that act wwithout fear and ruthlessly defend the objectivves and priorities they wwere designed to uphold unfortunately crockercorp is a privvate business enterprise best a luck to the neww administration @cuttlefishCrusher
you're rezzing everyone you kill once the violence is over and power is consolidated, huh.
YOU REALLY SHOULDN’T HAVE EXPECTED ANYTHING ELSE. IT’S IN HER BLOOD, AS IT IS MINE.
pretty good right? still cant believwe you become a milf
IMAGINE BEING A SEER OF BLOOD. AND THESE ARE YOUR FRIENDS. AND YOU REMAIN FIRMLY COMMITTED TO VIRGINITY. FOR SOME FUCKING REASON. #COULDNOTBEME. @CARMINEGNOSIOLOGY @TACITURNTERROR @LEJAYJAY @GNARLYCABALLERIAL#1784 @TOXICAGGRO
wve are literally the sexiest duo in paradox space. besides your tits. #nsfvw
POV. WE SAW YOU FROM ACROSS THE BARRICADE. AND WE LOVE YOUR VIBE. #OPEN #HOT #SINGLE #DOWNTOSMEAR #SMEARING #QUADSMEARING #CASTEGAP #SUGGESTIVE #MF4M #MF4F #MF4HIGHBLOOD #MF4COLDBLOOD #MF4LOWBLOOD #MF4WARMBLOOD #HECANSITINTHECORNER #ORTHESCUTTLECOACH #OROUTSIDE.
NO. NO. YOUR INSULTS ARE CHILDISH. I JUST THINK IT'S IRONIC COMING FROM YOU BOTH.
HHHHSHOULDWE SCISSOR. #PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE.
just had a vwision of someone here vwearing a collar. wvont say vwho. #suggestiwve
「YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE AT 50% OF YOUR DREAM.」
Eat it up fo+r lunch, yeah it's so+ delicio+us. @handMaid #Lyricpo+sting #Thro+wback #JustGalsBeingPals #Besties #Suggestive #Substances https://cdn.imgchest.co+m/files/138bf8c760da.png
i should sell my bathvwater #suggestivwe
noww youre an heiress i might just listen to might each time you respond i get to see your picture again
#THROWBACK. #GIRLONGIRL. #YURIBAITING. #SUGGESTIVE. @GENETRIXADVOCATE
hey so if vwed asked wvould you hawve joined the fivwesome? #nsfwv
a bit harsh but then again it ain't exactly wvrong
(=^･⩊･^=) < LOVE MEW TOO!
「FROTTING AT THE MOUTH. NO TYPO.」
WHAT’S THE FUN IN BEING FORTHRIGHT?
I HAVE MY REASONS, MY PREY I SEEK TO LURE.
THE DIFFERENCE IS THAT I AM THE SUPREME VILLAIN, AND ANY VERSION OF YOU WHO TAKES THE ROLE IS MERELY A LACKEY.
WHAT A SURPRISE.
This fish got me payin' her rent, payin' for shrimps (Uh) Starfish on her neck, starfish on her wwrist - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
He’s a little funny.
Oh, hmmm! I could tell you!! Who helps me eat at night, that is. But I think you could take a whack at satisfying your own curiosity. Believe me. He is more than willing to leap out of bed to grab us BOTH some hard-earned concessions.
I was scrolling at a leisure-pace through the reacts and comments when I happened upon this obvious display of your fixation on me, actually! At this point, the only impression which you have made upon me is that the moment I do anything, you are pacing angrily around your own hive, muttering to yourself and pulling your braids in distress. So shall we leave it at the petty shit-flinging or would you care to explain why it is you keep such a keen eye on my profile? :B
Oh, I daresay between the two of us, you're built more like the fork!
Shopping trip. #BettyCrocker #Reup #NeedMyMix #Yummers!
Then You Want To Be. Not Need To Be, Use The Correct Terminology In The Future.
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 19: alternian milwves #milf #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl so heres the thing about the wversions of me and my crewv wvho grevw up on alternia. theres like, a couple dozen of me, a dozen meenahs, and then like... a handful of the others, thats it. so im gonna bunch em all together in one big batch, wvell see hovw it goes. i dont hawve an awvful lot to say about most of these gals, but like... god damn. wve lovwe us some milwves. damara, the handmaid. depending on, either shes lowvkey chill wvith it, or you need to look at the damara part of this guide. shes a scary gal, my adwvice for those is to treat it like youre facing up a cholerbear. showv respect, no sudden movwements, but no fear either. compliment her, objectify her, but dont go in for the kill unless youre sure she vwont rip your head off. i havwe the luxury of already being dead, i can push these things more. due to her serwvitude to the wvhite guy, handmaids tend to come hardwvired for obedience, you can do something vwith that. bod: 10/10. rusties are hot, shes got damaras face but shes usually got some actual meat on her bones. mines an exception, but shes cute anyvways. vwariety: 7/10. one of the more vwaried outta this group, anyvways. shes got twvo wvhole personality possibilities! ease: 6/10. depends on her mood and howv scary she feels like being. personality: i prefer damz, and yes @handmaid i count you more as a damz than a handmaid. thats a compliment, take it, youre more interesting than most of these hags. owverall: 8/10. hot as hell, fun to mess wvith her head, but nothing special. shout-out to the one fucked in the head enough i put her under wvith just a massage and a couple of choice wvords. next up, meulin, the disciple. ehh... see her around sometimes, hard for me to get a read on her. shes like... a more chill vwersion of meulin? shes dating some cult leader so theres a cheating angle sometimes, but it usually doesnt come up. in my experience theyre looking to be someones kitty cat, but she has a bit more fight in her than most leijons bod: 7/10. nevwer really got a consistent read. usually more lithe outta the milvwes, but still a milf. vwariety: 3/10. theyre just samey to me, the fevw out there run together. ease: 7/10. tends to be easy to flatter, enjoys the attention of a younger fella, it vwont be hard. personality: 6/10. wvhats there to say? shes meulin but quieter and fewver mental issues. ovwerall: 5/10. honestly i tend to skip these ones, just aint my thing. dunno vwhat it is, i just dont vwibe wvith her. up next, porrim the dolorosa. oh honey. her personality is milf. thats it. she wvants to mommydom or mommysub. nurturing? boring. bod: 9/10. platonic ideal of a milf. wvariety: 3/10. shes a milf. ease: 9/10. remind her that shes a milf and shell drop em. personality: 3/10. vwhere? owverall: 5/10. a real nothingburger. youll newver meet one vwho doesnt just vwanna smother you wvith her tits and call you her svweet little thing. great if thats your thing, but... i prefer it wvhen porrim has a brain and personality, if you could believwe it. #feminism #malefeminist latula, neophyte redglare? that sounds fake and made up. probably dommy but likes ropes? literally newver seen one. stick wvith terezi. nowv heres a juicy one. aranea, mindfang herself. a lot more like vwriska than rae rae, superficially anywvays. a lot of these tough gals are paper tigers, but i dunno if ivwe evwer met a mindfing wvho folded. if youre gonna shoot for her, i think you gotta accept that being vwith a pirate means some pegging. shes fun, shes clewver, shes got jokes, but... eh, just hope shes in a mind control kinda mood so you dont evwen hawve to wvorry about messing up. bod: 7/10. hot pirate babe? tits and ass like an 8? its wvhat you expect, though honestly she runs leaner. wvariety: 4/10. shes got too defined a role to do anything else. ease: 3/10. oh yeah, shell make you vwork for it. at least to top, if youre pathetic and cute enough shell bottom, but lets be honest, if she wvanted to do that shed just be vwriska. personality: 5/10. she sure is wvriska vwithout the interesting bits. owverall: 4/10. maybe id respect it more if i found any that gavwe me good banter, but like... im dualscar junior to them, shes aranea senior to me, vwe just aint compatible and thats okay. /\/\/ /\/\/ alright and thats all the alternian wversions of my friend group! not gonna do the beforan wversions of the other gals, not enough meat on them bones, best i got is i made a nepeta mantle muckrake once, but- vwhats that? vwhats that sound? oh cod, oh shell no... tuna in next time to learn hovw evwen a stupid chud like *you* can bag the condesce hershelf! (you probably vwont, but i could and thats vwhat matters)
i do )(ave bigger fis)( to fry. unfortunately, as you said, s)(es growin to be quite big... and, as my protege, i fully intend to maximize )(er potential.
I TAK-E IT BACK T)(IS RUL-ES!! @horrorTerror https://64.media.tumblr.com/b483b37e4cbb20f32e4127511e1f551a/be557afd641d5639-a3/s1280x1920/51a423a919ba5d50f17b2d6dc032dd24fadabb1a.png
CAN SHE? HAAHAA.
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lIKE, tHE THIRD TRIMESTER?
No.
naut lettin go drop da damn phone gurl
WE HAVE A CONDITION.
Awww, do you need some money?
I take it my invitation was lost in the mail. :B
oh, come on, meens. youre being a total square right nowv. dont givwe me the cold saucer.
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 18: meenah peixes #nsfvw #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl vwevwe cum a long vway, huh? this isnt the end, but this is a milestone. last of the main girls. mostly. but id only call one of the upcoming milwves "main" so meenah gets the honor of being a soft finale. nowv i knowv vwhat youre thinking, cronus, doesnt meenah hate your guts? and yeah, youd be right, she hates your guts too. but that dont stop me from tapping. itll probably stop you, but if you followv my adwvice maybe youll havwe a shot. so heres the thing, i hawve an unfair advwantage. i mean, obvwiously, im hotter and funnier and more talented than you, dear reader, but im talking the name. cronus ampora. a not insignificant number of meenahs seem to think vwere supposed to be best pals. maybe theyre projecting the erifef crackship onto us? evwen if she dont like me, and she dont, shell giwve that relationship enough wveight to put up wvith me. she tends to be susceptible to flattery, but pretty self-avware about it, so dont lay it on too thick. make her vwork for it, make the compliments feel earned, ewven the back-handed ones. the pitch angle is a good one to wvork here, evwen if you dont plan on taking it all the wvay to the end. novw you vwouldnt think it, but most the meenahs iwve come across hawve a wveird sorta honor code. they make a deal, theyll stick to it. youll see a lot of em making shitty bets, or maybe letting you buy her for the night for some gold, or something like that. definitely try to svwing that to your fawvor, if you get a chance to svwindle her into agreeing to do something for you, do it. she also tends to be a bit of a paper tiger. she might growvl at you for being a prick, for hitting on her pals, but shovw some spine, push her back, maybe yank on one of those braids, and she wvont knovw vwhat to do. shes used to getting her wvay all the time, so dont giwve it to her. one angle iwve usually found successful vwith her is talking about wvho else youre banging. make her curious, make her go "theres no vway aranea let you hit," then showv her hovw it is. novw, this requires youvwe already taken the advwice in some of the prevwious parts, but cmon, if youvwe gotten this far youwve bagged at least someone, right? i mean, vwhat are you, gay? stupid? but yeah, get her jealous, get her feeling protectivwe, for some reason a lotta them really get defensiwve ovwer fef. iwve gotten multiple meenahs to be all like "ugh buoy if you leawve her alone ill let you hit" and then i go to tovwn. anywvays meenah if youre reading this me and damara sawv you from across the bar and wve really like your vwibe final reefiewv bod: usually a total wvashboard but ivwe seen a fewv that can get pretty curvwy. tend to be bottom-heawvy though. makes up for it vwith the energy she brings. 6/10 wvariety: hmm. i think theres a pretty good mix. you alvways gotta wvork at least a little vwith her, and its different ewvery time. the banter tends to be decent and the gap betvween boss beach and bubblebutt slut is alwvays fun. 8/10 ease: not for the faint of pusher. shell make you wvork for it, and unlike a lotta these girls, theres no guarentee youll actually get anything outta her. you gotta lock in to wvin her ovwer, vwhich aint a bad thing necessarily, but she aint usually a quickie. 4/10 personality: so shes a bitch, obwviously, but... i dunno, she tends to be the only gill to keep hating me a bit evwen if iwve got her in bed. that does something for me. i guess this score also wvaries depending on howv badly shes misusing aawve. wvait wvho said that? 8/10 ovwerall: 7/10. shes a bit of a vwhite vwhale, but the catharsis is newver quite wvhat you built it up to in your head. i lovwe a gal vwith braids to pull, shes alvways fun to trade insults vwith, but... being a total bitch cuts both wvays. alwvays glad to sea her but i rarely seek her out. that said. me, you, damz. vwibe. call me.
my op|nn|on Abt teAmskull hAsnt chnged |n fct |m evevn mroe devoted to the cuAse |f nnyth|nn whAt smArt ppl we hAv leAd|n us :) gooooo #teAAmskull :)
earth politician = cringe sorry
This Will Never Happen To Me Because I Listen To Everyone's Favorite Band, The Front Bottoms.
Would you like to attend the next one?
You think you can tease daddy and walk away untouched
larkso please...nOT ALL CRONII I SWEAR...
I have 8een slacking on my cronus ampora oshi posting lately. I'm a fake fan
See, this is exactly the s9rt 9f thing I'm talking a69ut. Y9u sh9uld have lead this p9st with a #threat tag and a #suggestive tag at the very least. All 9f us c9uld 6e m9re c9nsiderate a69ut 9ur c9ntent tagging and 9ur tag placement as a wh9le, granted y9u never were really 9ne f9r much c9nsiderati9n in the first place, 6ut I d9 6elieve every69dy starts s9mewhere.
some chud asked "do you actually knowv hovw to drivwe a car or are you a poser?" uhh yeah i ovwn a couple cars, all human make of course, fewv conwvertibles, some muscle cars, an exact replica of greased lightning, and i drivwe em around vwhen i cruise for babes
like oh my god there are so many things that piss me off lately!!! and they make me want to scream at people!!!!!! but i know a lot of them dont deserve it all that much :/
a seer guides a bards swvord #nsfwv
it's okay, meens. you can admit you secretly read my stuff vwhile using your lovwense bluetooth.
you should come by and listen to my next recording session. #shameless plug.
it was nice while it lasted back to work now #gore #violence #body-horror
Good luck!! I'm so proud of you. 38)
proved my po1nt
I'm...so sorry...that..might've been mine...(; . ; ❀)
someone wasn’t us1ng the1r look1ng eyes ton1ght
)(e)(e)(e)(e)(e, it's okay! I can pretend I forgot )(ow to read if you want to try again.
S)(ep)(erd Constern's Tip Of T)(e Day: If some weird )(oe tries to sandtagonize you in your mentions w)(ile you're just MINDING your ABYSSIN-ESS, it's best to just let )(er keep going w)(ile you go and do somefin better wit)( your time. S)(e'll get bored eventually. Like tiny barkbeasts, some people just like to yap and yap and yap until t)(ey tire t)(ems)(ellves out. R-E-EFM-EMB-ER: You are a lotus flower. 🪷
おいおい、その顔文字は完全に中立だよ。 とはいえ、言うことも一理ある。
)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A!!! O)(, gill, I )(aven't laug)(ed t)(at )(ard in days!! I'm glad you )(aven't lost your s)(arp sense of )(umor!
Boy, you Meena)(s s)(ore )(ave quite an attitude! If I )(ad known t)(at living on t)(e moon would make you forget all of your MANN---ERS, I would've never let you leave!
T)(at's no way to talk to your ancestor. 38(
38888D Oh wow, this 8low8otomization was wonderful!
#nsfwv duh. probably #nsfvwe too rose: smash. total freak <3 wvill call you #cvw-self-harm later but in the moment? mmph roxy: smashed. god i lowve blondes. party gal jade: smash doggystyle, as long as shes only got the ears and maybe the tail jane: eh. smash for the ingenue ones. june: yknowv, nevwer really thought about it. smash, i guess? aradia: freak in the sheets (bedsheet ghost). smash tavwros: she came out right? good for her. smash nepeta: smash as long as shes not acting too annoying and wvigglerish. othervwise shes great, meeeeovw~ kanaya: smash in the wveird alt realities vwhere shes into dudes. terezi: smash smash smash. sensory ovwerload on her is great vwriska: role revwersal? hell yes. lovwe smashing owverconfident babes. the povwers are cool too though only for delegation purposes, not like theyd vwork on me feferi: smash though it almost makes me feel bad, dunno vwhy, just newver come across any i could stand more than one conwversation wvith damara: scary but hot. scaroused smash. bonus points if she wvears the uniform kankri: pass meulin: smash if you can gag her, especially if shes one of the especially freaky ones. met one vwho drewv fanart of me, nearly fell in lovwe vwith the girl porrim: smash smash smash. smash all night and all day. pitch, flushed, wvhatevwer, im smashing that latula: coolgirl smash, can get a bit sentimental for my tastes though aranea: twvo vwords: sexposition stand. smash meenah: depends. not gonna say no to the vwashboard ones, but still knocks off points. those braids are perfect for pulling though, and putting her in her place is a damn good time no matter vwhat. smash.
A shame. Your alternate self serves the role of Handmaiden quite well.
I will be having an opening soon, relatively, my dear.
:33< okay theres no rush or purressmewre on these things take all the time mew n33d
Of course, there can be no Red without Lime! What did @cosmicHorror have to say? "WHAT A FEAST. LET US ENJOY THE MENY. HMMMM DISH 1. YUM YUM YUM! CHINKEN. JUICY AND HEALTHY. VERY GOOD. WE LOVE POTATO. CREATIBE AS WELL. VERYGOOD. COULD USME MORE POTATO THOUGH. 8/10 DISH 2. TOO CHEWY! NOT ALL HAVE TEETH YET! BAD! BAD! INTESTINES MEAN THERE POOP WERE. GRUBS HATE POOP! NO! TOO MCYCH SPICES AS WELL. NOT SUITABLE 3/10 APEPTIZER. BLASPHEMY. LOOKS LIKE A DEAD GRUB. TASTES LIKE A DEAD GRUB. HORRID. WHO WOULD EVEN BRING ONION. ON COOKING SHOW. ONLY JERMEY LIKES THE CHEESE SAUCE. ETERNAL SUFFERING/10 (VERY BAD) DESSERT. CAN ALWAYS COUNT. YUMMY AND TENDER. SWEET BUT NOT TOO MUCH. NOT ON THEME THOUGH. ROADKILL NOT TRUE CRIME. LAZY. WHY ONLY ONE SLICE. THERE 10,002 US. ARE WE A JOKE? 5/10" [The final rating was amended to 6/10 after being informed there was more than one slice.] #AngelsNutritionblock
That d9es n9t seem the m9st idea. There are ten th9usand 9f them. They c9uld likely 9verp9wer y9u and that w9uld n9t 6e m9st pleasant.
thinking about ganderbulb licking today (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, rankmaid arisen, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
sounds like 7ou be(ame ni(e and are desperatel7 tr7ing not to admit it at this point
its automatic! its systematic! its hydromatic!
i been reading some manga and the fact that i dont hate it scares me
Oooh, girl... I'm scared, girlllll (Gender neutralllll, girl) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
youhavemyrespecttheyjusthavemorerespect.
Everyone wants to be the biggest pervert in the sherbert.
「それは幸運な事故だった。」 https://external-preview.redd.it/meenah-flirting-with-damara-probably-v0-hLdK3M4rJuXJmjkkRSZl5iyVPvc8rFznkU5bz81Ce6E.jpg?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=0022e9528e1b339b242892e7b2032d1bbafc29c3 ⁽ᶜʳᵉᵈ:ᵖᵃˡᵒˡᵃᵇᵍ⁾ #nsfw
im still not over all of that completely im ngl :((( #VaguePost #TrollBrunoMars #Heartache #Hurt
@every jane ever you are the best!!! good or evil i love you <3
My #SignatureScent is not a fragrance which can be purchased "off the rack," as it were. It is olfactory couture, and the formula is proprietary. You would know it instantly if you smelled it, but recreating the exact proportions is impossible. It is like the formula for Coca-Cola that way! It has been engineered- shall we say maximized?- for the precise balance between the natural pH of my skin and the underlying chemical signals. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a2e25cb205f3.png
eiyo where da other sprites at
Cuz you make me feel like (Uh) I got locked outta glubbin For tuna looong (For tuna looong) (Uh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Nevver had much faith in lovve or miracles (Eh eh eh) (Uh) (Ooh) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
(Oh, yeah yeah, yeah yeah!) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
9f c9urse we are. I d9n't see what part 9f 9ur Chittr r9ll9ut has seemed s9 unseri9us t9 y9u. The #6ef9rus69ys #P9dcast is a very legitimate endeav9r in the w9rld 9f intellectual disc9urse.
concept: "say ahhh, y/n!" you nervously part you lips, their cake batter covered fingers pushing into your mouth to press down against your tongue and force you to take in the overwhelming sweetness you suck gently and offer a shy glance upwards to their wicked grin "youre so cute" they dip their fingers back into the bowl to make you try more of the pale yellow vanilla batter smearing it across your lips purposefully "oops! let me clean you up" they purr they grab at your cheeks with a small moan dragging their tongue over your lips to kiss the batter away messily both of you sharing in the sweetness that coats your throat they pull back to dip their finger into the bowl again they coat your throat before licking it off dipping down your chest to drizzle warm sweet batter over your stomach to lick clean the sensation of dizzying "m-more" you mumble helplessly "more what?" they say as they lick their hand clean "feed me more" your chest rises and falls hard and fast as you spread your legs to invite the batter and subsequently their tongue where you need it most "just lick me clean first and ill have as much as you want" you whimper (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, anonymous requester, foodplay, #crockercorp, #nsfw, body worship, no quads mentioned, feeder/feedee coded, batterplay, battertop, batterbottom, batterswitch, feed me more, archive rating: M)
Just for the record, and speaking extremely o8jectively, Jane is 8Y FAR the most fucka8le of the alphas. The lead she has on the rest of you is craaaaaaaazy. This is, of course, with Callie in consider8tion, for those of you at the edge of your seats. If we include Tavros and Eridan, Tavros just 8arely eeks out a win against Jane, and Eridan juuuuuuuust loses to Jape for 7th place! Sad. @adiosToreador @gutsyGumshoe @timaeusTestified#0414 @golgothasTerror @caligulasAquarium @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 @uranianUm8ra#4373
hmmm glub
Received a comment on my previous post that read "I KEEP CHEATING ON MY MOIRAILS" and burst into laughter. I may be the boneheaded neanderthal in all this business, but discovering a partner has been unfaithful in THAT department simply does not deliver the same level of drama in my mind. "Dear, I cooked." "Oh, swell. What's for dinner?" "THAT FLOOZY YOU'VE BEEN PAPPING." #nsfw #gore too, I guess. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3db3e2e0cdbd.jpeg
If you are that special hater (Uh) And hate keeps you up fightin til later (That's the wway it goes on hate's train) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
eridan ampora #eridan #ampora
reminder that the early grub gets the wworm but the successful grub culls the first one then devvours the entire cluster https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2271dadde4d1.png #fitcheck #business #motivvational #grindset #empiremindset @gratuitousAnnuity #justsoyoucancheckmyfit
I opened my phone straightaway to share with you some of the select moments of our great adventure. HOW is it possible that the ONLY photograph taken of the yacht is one I had to source off JAKE'S PHONE from the group chat. This is dog-piddle, bottom of the barrel capture work. That boy's phone is simply so shattered that I suspect he gives himself another earring every time he takes a call off speaker. Just embedding shards right in his lobes. His camera's as concussed as his melon. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aefe1225f72d.PNG
oh no dont make me inhale your bootstink unwwillingly holdin it up to my face like a trough thatd be fuckin terrible #nsfww
Nothing QUITE like a group massage to round off seven solid days of professional decompression (there's a portmanteau to be had there but who could give a hoot about that right now). Guess who started sawing logs ten minutes into the rub. #jakesnoreglish I must give my companions their propers on how SEAMLESSLY we have socially integrated across this week of leisure. You may be wondering how that is even worth mentioning, given we are all adults who have been friends for over a decade who made the arrangements to venture out on vacation entirely of their own free will. To that I say: show me YOUR perfectly functional friend group. :| Trust me on this if you trust me on anything. For the Alpha Kids, one week of direct association without ANY strife is an accomplishment.
okay so i knovw evwerybodys been vwaiting to hear from me specifically on this topic. i had to giwve big michael an entire pack of ciggies to get this post out so youd better all be thankful. split into guys and gals because it matters a lot https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/91b879dba06d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9032e3f9cd2.png
As an elected PEACE 9fficial (c9ngratulati9ns, 6y the way, h9w did y9u manage that?), y9u have a m9ral 96ligati9n t9 take a stance against 6latant 6ig9try am9ngst y9ur c9nstituents. Y9u are well within y9ur right t9 sit 9n the pr9ver6ial fence, I supp9se, 6ut if s9, I w9uld questi9n if y9u are really suited f9r this p9siti9n 9f auth9rity.
Feelling just PEACHY today! :B
i should start a petition to get me outta here, like or pity if youd sign it
IN THIS WAY. I HAVE TRAVELED THROUGH TIME AND SPACE. DIRECTLY INTO YOUR POST. AND THEREBY. YOUR HEAD. AND BUILT MYSELF A LITTLE HIVE THERE. WHERE I LIVE RENT FREE. #THANKYOUFORACKNOWLEDGINGMYSUPERIORITY
tbqh i think it is HONESTLY rly sad that the wizard has to kind of suck in this movie :/ #OfOz #WhyCantHeSeeBothSides
Hmm.
i have 2 pick him as my favorite bc he fcuked me an thats how i choose whose my fav ig
JEALOUSY IS A DISEASE. GET WELL SOON.
Wow! The People On Chittr Like Me! Crazy. ~ Geh Heh Heh!
Oooh, girl... they're sayin I gavve the Sufferer the idea to turn wwater into slime (It's true, girl) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Mm, girl, they put a little bit of algae in my pool (Oh no) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
certain some1 is upset that we arent all matching shirts rn...... #ToughSituation #AlphaBoat #JaneyDay #AlphaReport #NotAThroupleThing
AND ALSOOOOOO today is a very VRY SPECIAL DAY 2 the loveliest bestest BFFSIE anyone could ask for!!! LOVE U @gutsyGumshoe !!!!! <3 <3
fuck: the girl reading this marry: the one rose vwhos obsessed wvith me kill: any non-babe clovwn i guess
i respect your honesty, wve should get drinks sometime
its all self-lovwe and sex positiwvity until a nice highblood man dares to not hate himself :/
BRING THUMB OF YOUR RIGHT HAND. YOUR SWORD HAND. TO RECTUM. STICK IT WITHIN TO FIND THE PRIZE. FORM THE ARCH OF HONOURS.
Maybe your )(ands would be soft if you moisturized more often 3BP
Whale fuck
glub yeah wwhy not ill get in on #glubposting
あらまあ、ついにミーナを精神病院に送る時が来たみたいね。
+hoofbeast learns how 2 talk and we r just gonna shame it? smh +skill issue
so are there any cool spots on beforus i oughta hit up wwhile im here
𖦤 Oh / you / desperate / desperate / huh :||
I t)(ink I'm a little late, but we were doing )(eig)(t reveals? I'm 10'2 sans )(orns, 13'6 and growing wit)( )(orns!
please - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
But Lord knowws I'm dyin, dyin (Ooooh, English) Tryna put on a smile, smile (Put on a smile) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Ugh... stupid, stupid Bruno... should'vve done "payin for shrimps," instead (Oooh, noo) Stupid, stupid... - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
This Fish Got me payin her rent, payin for swwims (Uh) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
you knovw you lowve me
@ 4LL 7R0LL5 H4V3 Y0U GUY5 7R13D 7H353 HUM4N V18R470R5 C4U53 D4MN #N5FW
「マリファナを毎日吸う」 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1057881471987220512/1491633266913054742/image0.jpg?ex=69d8673c&is=69d715bc&hm=aa498d50c7450d5502e0a4f7608faa985caf7e78bf80bc72a52ea5916c13b46e&
4W FUCK 1 G07 J1ZZ 4LL 0N MY FUCJKG1NG K3Y804RD #N5FW
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I've only JUST been given the briefing on the structure of this fictional archetyping. Of course you're all omegas. #NSFW #myalphatest
クラシックだね！ https://open.spotify.com/track/5P8lyudWE7HQxb4ludLbEm?si=MggT26HlQdGkxzYla10mAA #ongaku
glad to hear! but i'm harldy rudderless out on the pun seas. :D
i vwould be livwing in hell to if i made the CRUCIAL mistake of missing a chance to hook up vwith me. because im the man. #notgay.
yOU SAID THAT WAS GOOD THOUGH, i THINK, tHAT i NEED TO LET OUT MY RAGE OR, iT'S GOOD FOR OTHERS TO LET IT OUT, sO, i AM BEING HELPFUL? #iaMgOINGtOkRILLyOU,
tHAT'S WHAT, i WAS WONDERING, bECAUSE A mEENAH DID KICK ME, tHEN, fINALIZING MY #eRIDANwEEK #iNJURYbINGO,
yOU WERE THERE ON, tHE LAST DAY, fOR SURE THOUGH,
not one single one a you is ready for this #eridanwweek encore thats about to drop
Soon to reveal the belated finale #eridanweek salutations from a very special guest. Look forward to it.
🌸 ようこそ 🌸 玄関で靴を脱いでください。 私の名前はメギド・ダマラです。初めまして、よろしく。でももし私に逆らおうものなら、すぐに私の下敷きになって、てめえの腸を即席の絞め縄代わりにされることになるぞ。もっとも、その日私が機嫌がいい時だけだがな。 興味は以下の通り： -- ハッパを吸う -- アニメと漫画 -- コスプレ -- 放火 -- 魔女の魔法 -- 骨 -- 死 私の投稿をぜひお楽しみください。かわいい画像やセクシーな写真、そしてハイになった時のつぶやきを投稿していく予定だよ。もし私の興味を引くことができれば、お返事する。 ミーナ、もしこれを読んでるなら、わざわざ私の投稿には関わる必要がないよ。貴様のことなんてどうでもいい。 ((OOC: -- Damara is Damara of course, but no actual nsfw roleplay! -- totally down to do regular ghost Damara, an Earth C Damara, possibly other AUs, whatever! -- dancestors welcome asl I love those mfs Looking forward to rping with you!)) https://i.imgur.com/UAudAvF.jpeg
nO, i AM NOT i THINK, iT WAS FUN WHEN YOU WERE ON THE CREW,
)(e)(e. Its okay, Meena)(. I won't s)(are your secret.
Don't tell me you're secretly a soft s)(ell. 38P
Whatever you need to tell yourself. :B
not gonna lie didn't expect a world where condy scored third.
I'm as pleasantly surprised as you are seething.
You Must Be Lucky Charms Because You Look Magically Delicious. #nsfw #suggestive
#beetlewwatch just spared a nice trolls beetledad can i get some praise
#Nailedit.
i need to boost my kult score so here is a selfie of me lifting and reading for your vwievwing pleasure. my shirt vwas custom made by a vwoman because i support #vwomensrights and #smallbusinesses. (nice comments only please.) https://i.imgur.com/YJMAF6B.png
:33< we have a... dark bargain... i dont want to get into it...
Can they even enforce that across timelines?
An excellent question from mechanicChariot with regards to matters of sovereignty. 8y virtue of cultural associ8tion, many presume I exist under the reign of 'Her Imperious Condescension,' 8ut such an assumption is misplaced. I come from the planet 8eforus, a world that, while structurally identical to Alternia, does not possess a green moon in its or8it, solely a pink one at that. 8eforus was not always the unified planet it is known for in comparison to its twin-sister. In earlier epochs, it resem8led a fractured assem8ly of warring factions, each led 8y influential trolls of varying colours vying for dominance through control of trade, territory, and resources. Unlike Alternia's esta8lished matriarchal hierarchy, 8eforus had long existed without a singular Empress, its governance fragmented and often tumultuous. This a8sence was no oversight, 8ut for countless eons, no fuchsia-8looded troll had emerged from the caverns, and without such a caste, the sym8olic and spiritual role of Empress remained vacant for those 'lower' on the spectrum to seize power. Then, in a moment that would 8e etched into myth, the heavens themselves intervened. On a single luminous night, a fuchsia-8looded gru8 descended not from the traditional hatching grounds, 8ut from a meteor, an omen interpreted 8y seers and sages as divine heraldry. Prophecy declared her the first Empress in over ten thousand centuries, a unifying force destined to mend the rifts of a divided world. Thus 8egan the era of Shepard Constern, whose radiance would come to define an age of reconcili8tion and sovereign renewal of the castes who went unchecked for eons prior. #exposition #8eforanlore #8eforus #thesylphisin
8-> ONLY THE MOST EXPLOSIVE MAN IN THE CYPHERCASH BUSINESS!
We glub and we don't judge. I've got a slice of cold pizza and it's t)(e best t)(ing I've )(ad all nig)(t. #weglubandwedontjudge #glubposting
✨ They have given me good memories during the 3 i attended, i am sure it will work out my little monster. ✨
SHUT UP THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN STOP TALKING ABOUT IT.
I never envisioned YOU as the type to allow yourself to lament over the past for longer than a rough couple of hours. That was nearly a day ago. Aren't you over it?
i regret every single minute wasted on this dam site #sumyallfunnyaftho
₍^. .^₎⟆ Huge boobs~
X Big tits x
you can fight the urge to talk about it, i know you can
my type are those wwho dutifully promoted #eridanwweek
man how the hell did i even manage 2 change my friggin avatar during all that bullshit :///
0k well n0w my b0dy hurts in ways i didn't kn0w were p0ssible and i'm married t0 m0re pe0ple than i can c0unt because 0f y0u s0 thanks a l0t.
im sure evveryone wwas wwonderin "wwheres the hero eridan to savve us from our sugary misfortune on #eridanwweek fish fry night" wwell fuck you if you think i didnt havve better to do than attend a thinly vveiled candy coated powwwwoww orgyfest also maybe forgot to invvite myself oh wwell shit happens i dodged a bullet
ME TOO.
:33< ch33rs to that fur real
If I were a lesser troll, I'd say "I told you so."
A8solutely not? I'm not an idiot. The more I would've tried to assist you the more likely I would've ended up em8roiled in your twisted affairs myself. And I have secrets that I am not letting any8ody hear whilst I am a pan-addled candy zom8ie. 8esides, it sounds like no8ody even really got hurt? That 8adly, anyway. Or if they did, they...liked it? It was a confusing event to just read a8out on my Chittr feed. (Viol8ting an NDA, Meenah? For shame.)
i AM, mE, wHO ELSE COULD BE ME EXCEPT ME, tAVROS,
That's t99 many Meenah-tr9lls, s9me 9f y9u need t9 l9g 9ff.
im goin for it passenger sides open
ill just say it i dont think most a you wwere actually gettin #oiledup last light you just saww me doin somethin bravve and commendable and the masses sought to ride my coattails as per fuckin usual
1t means pe♡ple actually l1ke me uwu 1f 1 flex t♡♡ much, 1 al1enate myself fr♡m my subjects. l1ke h♡w u d♡
helll♡♡♡ all my gl♡r1♡us and w♡nderful lesser be1ngs!!! <3 c♡me and re˅el 1n my p♡wer and gl♡ry and talk ab♡ut h♡w awes♡me 1 am!!! owo
ST♡P HAT1NG MY CH1TS. 1'M G♡1NG T♡ FUCK1NG T1E Y♡U UP, SK1N Y♡U B1T BY B1T, P♡UR GAS♡L1NE ♡N Y♡U ANƉ L1GHT Y♡U ♡N F1RE 1F Y♡U KEEP HAT1NG MY CH1TS. #g♡re #nsfwe
you seem obsessed wvith me cause all youvwe done is hate my posts and finally said something. so like. movwe on.
dont get me wvrong. i am an asshole. i am not ashamed of that. I wvill gladly hurt your feelings any day of the wveek. i'm actually vwery censored right nowv.
i genuinely dont believwe my alts sometimes. "I havwe a girl/boyfriend," and im the fucking tooth fairy.
important psa: leprechauns are very soft to the touch
all jokes are cancelled until wwe get to the bottom of wwhat the fuck is goin on
I have my reservations about endorsing a place that stratifies people according to the hue of their blood. But the prospect of fronting under anonymity remains a rare improvement not afforded to me before. Though the world has not undergone any major transformation since I was alive, subtle shifts have nonetheless taken place. I cannot blame the children in the way in which their hands have been tied to carry the burden of a planet alone. I take this solely with the one who calls herself Queen of them.
catchin strays but you knoww these bitches wwould be makin excuses to get in my ovverpriced pantaloons despite the allegations if i wwere a chadlite
:33< they call my meowth the fun house the way that bulges... :33< well mew get the idea :33< #nsfw
relaxin ocean sounds an rifle dischargin to fall asleep to 10 hours no ads
i like vwhen you get feisty vwith me. evwen if it is through really badly delivwered fart jokes. i mean, cmon princess, if youre gonna svwing at least make it count.
shes impressed an lowwkey concerned about my vvast firearm collection
wwhat else is neww
|| OOC MUSE INFORMATION || • slightly canon divvergent eridan • he died but he's fine noww • currently livving in a post-scratch earth and hating evvery minute of it • obtuse casteist asshole IC (wwe all been knowwn) || OOC MUN INFORMATION || • DMs are alwways open • please DM me OOC if anything eridan says bothers you i promise it's nevver anything personal he just hates evverybody • i used to RP as #grumpygills on tumblr (fishy-hipster) • open to shipping but please communicate OOC first
I proved my point quite nicely!!!!!!!!
screw bras im all the support you girls need
And to think everyone here's so hateful! Well, I'll be. ...You'll all see soon enough. - Proverbs 11:2
I might b3 down to b3 up
Glub glub glub glub glub!!!
)(i everyone!! T)(is is my first c)(ittr post and I am -EXCIT----------ED!! 38D
im not surprised people "hate" my posts, honestly i havwe vwery lovw expecations that anyone vwill be able to tell me apart from any other ampora. im just here to piss people off and laugh about it.
4WWWW. 8(
i had to google mewving. okay so im just hot, naturally.
Quad this post if I am still allowed to do Evil Surgery on you. #EvilSurgery
business movves havve been made for the sake a #eridanwweek
consider getting better opinions then I dunno
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ok so one a the oldest adages trollkind has to offer is thus its a pussy out kind a thursday #nsfww
You know what the biggest irony is? I never even used Twitter.
condy testin my shit like i aint ready to mow down another ten thousand clowns just to cope with that noise #nooffenseclownies
:33 < i have worked on a joke! please enjoy :OO < knock knock!! :33 < who is there? :OO < cat! :33 < cat who? :OO < blessings to you!! it sounded like you sn33zed! #jokes #h33h33 #lol #rawrflmao
troll alexa add to my notes “ruminatin on masturbatin” #nsfww
ivve got a mighty itch wwhere the sun dont shine any vvolunteers
:33 < they say peace is what all true warriors strive fur
just learned about trans people. mind = blowvn.
GUYS WATCH OUT! JUST IN GENERAL THINGS COULD HAPPEN!
What if I was a boy and he was a boy and we touched each other's boobs? #nsfw
I appreciate ho+w candid many o+f yo+u are. It is refreshing to+ be in a fo+rum where revo+lutio+naries are free to+ express the truth. Death to+ the Empire.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be861e39f3d9.jpg #nsfwv
good mornin wwretched wworms
W̵̡̟̫̼͍͇̼̯̭̙̜̳̻͈̽̋͐̓̄̋͜͠͝H̵̨̩̘̗͍͙̩̍̑̒̽̓̇͂̍̽̿̅̈́͗̈͘̚Ę̵̨̛̛̪͚͖͔̼͈̭͈͚̤̻̯̦͍͂̔̑̍́̉̾̇͐́̉ͅN̷̖̭̜̍͐͌̎̊̉͝ ̷̧̯̰̠̔͊͝I̷̧̨̤̫͓͍͖͓̠͚͇̝̥̠̣̗̓͑̏̉͑̒̑̽̋̐̐̋̍͑̒͠͠ ̶͚̳͈̜̟͙̠͙̺̼͎̲̐͗̈́̓̀̃̏͛̌̿͂̈́̇̎́̋͊W̸̨̡͓̺̥̯̭̝̫̜͙̓͐̐̕A̴̡̰̲̱͗̿̅̉̐́͝ͅŞ̶̰̫̹͈̳̾̿͋̀ ̶͍͇̳̫̱̘̝̫̻̠̙̮̻̺̒̂B̴̡̧̨͉̙̖̯̖̗̫̞̙̬̣̖̃̂͋̏͋̋̚͜͠R̶̘̎̑͑̒͂̿̄̔̊̑͗̕͠E̷̝͎͋̂̋͗̈̊͗͆̇̒͠W̶̰̗̲̱̄͝͝I̶̧̧̨̠̼͓̫̪͔̘͓̥̭͔̗̪͒̿͌̆̒̑̆̾̓͘͜͝Ń̸̨̝̤̮̮͕̘͚̦̫͍̃̄̀͜͝ͅͅG̶̢̨̡̖͓̮̱͙͚̖͙̼͇̅̏͛ͅ https://i.postimg.cc/4yjX0gPm/55a81f05371d2211008b7259.webp #horror
evvery time wwithout fail its like mustard to an oblong meat product #shakinmyhead
honk. :o)
nevver think that common trolls should havve anythin to do wwith their owwn govvernin -troll cato #philosophy #stoicism
yeah this vwould wvork on me
#rechitt
you actually followwed me wwhich ill take as a subtle sign that youre on board for #eridanwweek see you there
If you could just come )(ive.
Meena)(. I'm very disappointed in you rig)(t now.
sounds like youre ready for #eridanwweek
the ladies lowve me
It's reefres)(ing to see t)(e presence of fellow fuc)(siabloods!
Oaky chittr I just got home from knoockin gback a copule drinks.
I wis)( you'd tell me w)(y you're so angry, sweetiefin. You know I'm always )(ere for you.
please ask me about my six pack.
when you wake up and you 2tiill mutant and goldblooded and malnourii2hed.
Sometimes I wonder about t)(at gill. #justempresst)(ings
RUD-E. Your rebellious streak )(as been lasting longer t)(an Kanaya suggested. But I'll ens)(ore t)(at your block is cleaned for w)(en you come )(ive.