♠ hated by @cuttlefishCrusher
it's okay, meens. you can admit you secretly read my stuff vwhile using your lovwense bluetooth.
you should come by and listen to my next recording session. #shameless plug.
it was nice while it lasted back to work now #gore #violence #body-horror
Good luck!! I'm so proud of you. 38)
proved my po1nt
I'm...so sorry...that..might've been mine...(; . ; ❀)
someone wasn’t us1ng the1r look1ng eyes ton1ght
)(e)(e)(e)(e)(e, it's okay! I can pretend I forgot )(ow to read if you want to try again.
S)(ep)(erd Constern's Tip Of T)(e Day: If some weird )(oe tries to sandtagonize you in your mentions w)(ile you're just MINDING your ABYSSIN-ESS, it's best to just let )(er keep going w)(ile you go and do somefin better wit)( your time. S)(e'll get bored eventually. Like tiny barkbeasts, some people just like to yap and yap and yap until t)(ey tire t)(ems)(ellves out. R-E-EFM-EMB-ER: You are a lotus flower. 🪷
おいおい、その顔文字は完全に中立だよ。 とはいえ、言うことも一理ある。
)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A!!! O)(, gill, I )(aven't laug)(ed t)(at )(ard in days!! I'm glad you )(aven't lost your s)(arp sense of )(umor!
Boy, you Meena)(s s)(ore )(ave quite an attitude! If I )(ad known t)(at living on t)(e moon would make you forget all of your MANN---ERS, I would've never let you leave!
T)(at's no way to talk to your ancestor. 38(
38888D Oh wow, this 8low8otomization was wonderful!
#nsfwv duh. probably #nsfvwe too rose: smash. total freak <3 wvill call you #cvw-self-harm later but in the moment? mmph roxy: smashed. god i lowve blondes. party gal jade: smash doggystyle, as long as shes only got the ears and maybe the tail jane: eh. smash for the ingenue ones. june: yknowv, nevwer really thought about it. smash, i guess? aradia: freak in the sheets (bedsheet ghost). smash tavwros: she came out right? good for her. smash nepeta: smash as long as shes not acting too annoying and wvigglerish. othervwise shes great, meeeeovw~ kanaya: smash in the wveird alt realities vwhere shes into dudes. terezi: smash smash smash. sensory ovwerload on her is great vwriska: role revwersal? hell yes. lovwe smashing owverconfident babes. the povwers are cool too though only for delegation purposes, not like theyd vwork on me feferi: smash though it almost makes me feel bad, dunno vwhy, just newver come across any i could stand more than one conwversation wvith damara: scary but hot. scaroused smash. bonus points if she wvears the uniform kankri: pass meulin: smash if you can gag her, especially if shes one of the especially freaky ones. met one vwho drewv fanart of me, nearly fell in lovwe vwith the girl porrim: smash smash smash. smash all night and all day. pitch, flushed, wvhatevwer, im smashing that latula: coolgirl smash, can get a bit sentimental for my tastes though aranea: twvo vwords: sexposition stand. smash meenah: depends. not gonna say no to the vwashboard ones, but still knocks off points. those braids are perfect for pulling though, and putting her in her place is a damn good time no matter vwhat. smash.
A shame. Your alternate self serves the role of Handmaiden quite well.
I will be having an opening soon, relatively, my dear.
:33< okay theres no rush or purressmewre on these things take all the time mew n33d
Of course, there can be no Red without Lime! What did @cosmicHorror have to say? "WHAT A FEAST. LET US ENJOY THE MENY. HMMMM DISH 1. YUM YUM YUM! CHINKEN. JUICY AND HEALTHY. VERY GOOD. WE LOVE POTATO. CREATIBE AS WELL. VERYGOOD. COULD USME MORE POTATO THOUGH. 8/10 DISH 2. TOO CHEWY! NOT ALL HAVE TEETH YET! BAD! BAD! INTESTINES MEAN THERE POOP WERE. GRUBS HATE POOP! NO! TOO MCYCH SPICES AS WELL. NOT SUITABLE 3/10 APEPTIZER. BLASPHEMY. LOOKS LIKE A DEAD GRUB. TASTES LIKE A DEAD GRUB. HORRID. WHO WOULD EVEN BRING ONION. ON COOKING SHOW. ONLY JERMEY LIKES THE CHEESE SAUCE. ETERNAL SUFFERING/10 (VERY BAD) DESSERT. CAN ALWAYS COUNT. YUMMY AND TENDER. SWEET BUT NOT TOO MUCH. NOT ON THEME THOUGH. ROADKILL NOT TRUE CRIME. LAZY. WHY ONLY ONE SLICE. THERE 10,002 US. ARE WE A JOKE? 5/10" [The final rating was amended to 6/10 after being informed there was more than one slice.] #AngelsNutritionblock
That d9es n9t seem the m9st idea. There are ten th9usand 9f them. They c9uld likely 9verp9wer y9u and that w9uld n9t 6e m9st pleasant.
thinking about ganderbulb licking today (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, rankmaid arisen, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
sounds like 7ou be(ame ni(e and are desperatel7 tr7ing not to admit it at this point
its automatic! its systematic! its hydromatic!
i been reading some manga and the fact that i dont hate it scares me
Oooh, girl... I'm scared, girlllll (Gender neutralllll, girl) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
youhavemyrespecttheyjusthavemorerespect.
Everyone wants to be the biggest pervert in the sherbert.
「それは幸運な事故だった。」 https://external-preview.redd.it/meenah-flirting-with-damara-probably-v0-hLdK3M4rJuXJmjkkRSZl5iyVPvc8rFznkU5bz81Ce6E.jpg?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=0022e9528e1b339b242892e7b2032d1bbafc29c3 ⁽ᶜʳᵉᵈ:ᵖᵃˡᵒˡᵃᵇᵍ⁾ #nsfw
im still not over all of that completely im ngl :((( #VaguePost #TrollBrunoMars #Heartache #Hurt
@every jane ever you are the best!!! good or evil i love you <3
My #SignatureScent is not a fragrance which can be purchased "off the rack," as it were. It is olfactory couture, and the formula is proprietary. You would know it instantly if you smelled it, but recreating the exact proportions is impossible. It is like the formula for Coca-Cola that way! It has been engineered- shall we say maximized?- for the precise balance between the natural pH of my skin and the underlying chemical signals. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a2e25cb205f3.png
eiyo where da other sprites at
Cuz you make me feel like (Uh) I got locked outta glubbin For tuna looong (For tuna looong) (Uh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Nevver had much faith in lovve or miracles (Eh eh eh) (Uh) (Ooh) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
(Oh, yeah yeah, yeah yeah!) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
9f c9urse we are. I d9n't see what part 9f 9ur Chittr r9ll9ut has seemed s9 unseri9us t9 y9u. The #6ef9rus69ys #P9dcast is a very legitimate endeav9r in the w9rld 9f intellectual disc9urse.
concept: "say ahhh, y/n!" you nervously part you lips, their cake batter covered fingers pushing into your mouth to press down against your tongue and force you to take in the overwhelming sweetness you suck gently and offer a shy glance upwards to their wicked grin "youre so cute" they dip their fingers back into the bowl to make you try more of the pale yellow vanilla batter smearing it across your lips purposefully "oops! let me clean you up" they purr they grab at your cheeks with a small moan dragging their tongue over your lips to kiss the batter away messily both of you sharing in the sweetness that coats your throat they pull back to dip their finger into the bowl again they coat your throat before licking it off dipping down your chest to drizzle warm sweet batter over your stomach to lick clean the sensation of dizzying "m-more" you mumble helplessly "more what?" they say as they lick their hand clean "feed me more" your chest rises and falls hard and fast as you spread your legs to invite the batter and subsequently their tongue where you need it most "just lick me clean first and ill have as much as you want" you whimper (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, anonymous requester, foodplay, #crockercorp, #nsfw, body worship, no quads mentioned, feeder/feedee coded, batterplay, battertop, batterbottom, batterswitch, feed me more, archive rating: M)
Just for the record, and speaking extremely o8jectively, Jane is 8Y FAR the most fucka8le of the alphas. The lead she has on the rest of you is craaaaaaaazy. This is, of course, with Callie in consider8tion, for those of you at the edge of your seats. If we include Tavros and Eridan, Tavros just 8arely eeks out a win against Jane, and Eridan juuuuuuuust loses to Jape for 7th place! Sad. @adiosToreador @gutsyGumshoe @timaeusTestified#0414 @golgothasTerror @caligulasAquarium @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 @uranianUm8ra#4373
hmmm glub
Received a comment on my previous post that read "I KEEP CHEATING ON MY MOIRAILS" and burst into laughter. I may be the boneheaded neanderthal in all this business, but discovering a partner has been unfaithful in THAT department simply does not deliver the same level of drama in my mind. "Dear, I cooked." "Oh, swell. What's for dinner?" "THAT FLOOZY YOU'VE BEEN PAPPING." #nsfw #gore too, I guess. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3db3e2e0cdbd.jpeg
If you are that special hater (Uh) And hate keeps you up fightin til later (That's the wway it goes on hate's train) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
eridan ampora #eridan #ampora
reminder that the early grub gets the wworm but the successful grub culls the first one then devvours the entire cluster https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2271dadde4d1.png #fitcheck #business #motivvational #grindset #empiremindset @gratuitousAnnuity #justsoyoucancheckmyfit
I opened my phone straightaway to share with you some of the select moments of our great adventure. HOW is it possible that the ONLY photograph taken of the yacht is one I had to source off JAKE'S PHONE from the group chat. This is dog-piddle, bottom of the barrel capture work. That boy's phone is simply so shattered that I suspect he gives himself another earring every time he takes a call off speaker. Just embedding shards right in his lobes. His camera's as concussed as his melon. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aefe1225f72d.PNG
oh no dont make me inhale your bootstink unwwillingly holdin it up to my face like a trough thatd be fuckin terrible #nsfww
Nothing QUITE like a group massage to round off seven solid days of professional decompression (there's a portmanteau to be had there but who could give a hoot about that right now). Guess who started sawing logs ten minutes into the rub. #jakesnoreglish I must give my companions their propers on how SEAMLESSLY we have socially integrated across this week of leisure. You may be wondering how that is even worth mentioning, given we are all adults who have been friends for over a decade who made the arrangements to venture out on vacation entirely of their own free will. To that I say: show me YOUR perfectly functional friend group. :| Trust me on this if you trust me on anything. For the Alpha Kids, one week of direct association without ANY strife is an accomplishment.
okay so i knovw evwerybodys been vwaiting to hear from me specifically on this topic. i had to giwve big michael an entire pack of ciggies to get this post out so youd better all be thankful. split into guys and gals because it matters a lot https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/91b879dba06d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9032e3f9cd2.png
As an elected PEACE 9fficial (c9ngratulati9ns, 6y the way, h9w did y9u manage that?), y9u have a m9ral 96ligati9n t9 take a stance against 6latant 6ig9try am9ngst y9ur c9nstituents. Y9u are well within y9ur right t9 sit 9n the pr9ver6ial fence, I supp9se, 6ut if s9, I w9uld questi9n if y9u are really suited f9r this p9siti9n 9f auth9rity.
Feelling just PEACHY today! :B
i should start a petition to get me outta here, like or pity if youd sign it
IN THIS WAY. I HAVE TRAVELED THROUGH TIME AND SPACE. DIRECTLY INTO YOUR POST. AND THEREBY. YOUR HEAD. AND BUILT MYSELF A LITTLE HIVE THERE. WHERE I LIVE RENT FREE. #THANKYOUFORACKNOWLEDGINGMYSUPERIORITY
tbqh i think it is HONESTLY rly sad that the wizard has to kind of suck in this movie :/ #OfOz #WhyCantHeSeeBothSides
Hmm.
i have 2 pick him as my favorite bc he fcuked me an thats how i choose whose my fav ig
JEALOUSY IS A DISEASE. GET WELL SOON.
Wow! The People On Chittr Like Me! Crazy. ~ Geh Heh Heh!
Oooh, girl... they're sayin I gavve the Sufferer the idea to turn wwater into slime (It's true, girl) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Mm, girl, they put a little bit of algae in my pool (Oh no) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
certain some1 is upset that we arent all matching shirts rn...... #ToughSituation #AlphaBoat #JaneyDay #AlphaReport #NotAThroupleThing
AND ALSOOOOOO today is a very VRY SPECIAL DAY 2 the loveliest bestest BFFSIE anyone could ask for!!! LOVE U @gutsyGumshoe !!!!! <3 <3
fuck: the girl reading this marry: the one rose vwhos obsessed wvith me kill: any non-babe clovwn i guess
i respect your honesty, wve should get drinks sometime
its all self-lovwe and sex positiwvity until a nice highblood man dares to not hate himself :/
BRING THUMB OF YOUR RIGHT HAND. YOUR SWORD HAND. TO RECTUM. STICK IT WITHIN TO FIND THE PRIZE. FORM THE ARCH OF HONOURS.
Maybe your )(ands would be soft if you moisturized more often 3BP
Mean 38Y
Whale fuck
glub yeah wwhy not ill get in on #glubposting
あらまあ、ついにミーナを精神病院に送る時が来たみたいね。
+hoofbeast learns how 2 talk and we r just gonna shame it? smh +skill issue
so are there any cool spots on beforus i oughta hit up wwhile im here
𖦤 Oh / you / desperate / desperate / huh :||
I t)(ink I'm a little late, but we were doing )(eig)(t reveals? I'm 10'2 sans )(orns, 13'6 and growing wit)( )(orns!
please - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
But Lord knowws I'm dyin, dyin (Ooooh, English) Tryna put on a smile, smile (Put on a smile) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Ugh... stupid, stupid Bruno... should'vve done "payin for shrimps," instead (Oooh, noo) Stupid, stupid... - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
This Fish Got me payin her rent, payin for swwims (Uh) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
you knovw you lowve me
@ 4LL 7R0LL5 H4V3 Y0U GUY5 7R13D 7H353 HUM4N V18R470R5 C4U53 D4MN #N5FW
「マリファナを毎日吸う」 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1057881471987220512/1491633266913054742/image0.jpg?ex=69d8673c&is=69d715bc&hm=aa498d50c7450d5502e0a4f7608faa985caf7e78bf80bc72a52ea5916c13b46e&
4W FUCK 1 G07 J1ZZ 4LL 0N MY FUCJKG1NG K3Y804RD #N5FW
this is copyright infringement
I've only JUST been given the briefing on the structure of this fictional archetyping. Of course you're all omegas. #NSFW #myalphatest
クラシックだね！ https://open.spotify.com/track/5P8lyudWE7HQxb4ludLbEm?si=MggT26HlQdGkxzYla10mAA #ongaku
glad to hear! but i'm harldy rudderless out on the pun seas. :D
i vwould be livwing in hell to if i made the CRUCIAL mistake of missing a chance to hook up vwith me. because im the man. #notgay.
yOU SAID THAT WAS GOOD THOUGH, i THINK, tHAT i NEED TO LET OUT MY RAGE OR, iT'S GOOD FOR OTHERS TO LET IT OUT, sO, i AM BEING HELPFUL? #iaMgOINGtOkRILLyOU,
tHAT'S WHAT, i WAS WONDERING, bECAUSE A mEENAH DID KICK ME, tHEN, fINALIZING MY #eRIDANwEEK #iNJURYbINGO,
yOU WERE THERE ON, tHE LAST DAY, fOR SURE THOUGH,
not one single one a you is ready for this #eridanwweek encore thats about to drop
Soon to reveal the belated finale #eridanweek salutations from a very special guest. Look forward to it.
🌸 ようこそ 🌸 玄関で靴を脱いでください。 私の名前はメギド・ダマラです。初めまして、よろしく。でももし私に逆らおうものなら、すぐに私の下敷きになって、てめえの腸を即席の絞め縄代わりにされることになるぞ。もっとも、その日私が機嫌がいい時だけだがな。 興味は以下の通り： -- ハッパを吸う -- アニメと漫画 -- コスプレ -- 放火 -- 魔女の魔法 -- 骨 -- 死 私の投稿をぜひお楽しみください。かわいい画像やセクシーな写真、そしてハイになった時のつぶやきを投稿していく予定だよ。もし私の興味を引くことができれば、お返事する。 ミーナ、もしこれを読んでるなら、わざわざ私の投稿には関わる必要がないよ。貴様のことなんてどうでもいい。 ((OOC: -- Damara is Damara of course, but no actual nsfw roleplay! -- totally down to do regular ghost Damara, an Earth C Damara, possibly other AUs, whatever! -- dancestors welcome asl I love those mfs Looking forward to rping with you!)) https://i.imgur.com/UAudAvF.jpeg
nO, i AM NOT i THINK, iT WAS FUN WHEN YOU WERE ON THE CREW,
)(e)(e. Its okay, Meena)(. I won't s)(are your secret.
Don't tell me you're secretly a soft s)(ell. 38P
Whatever you need to tell yourself. :B
not gonna lie didn't expect a world where condy scored third.
I'm as pleasantly surprised as you are seething.
You Must Be Lucky Charms Because You Look Magically Delicious. #nsfw #suggestive
#beetlewwatch just spared a nice trolls beetledad can i get some praise
#Nailedit.
i need to boost my kult score so here is a selfie of me lifting and reading for your vwievwing pleasure. my shirt vwas custom made by a vwoman because i support #vwomensrights and #smallbusinesses. (nice comments only please.) https://i.imgur.com/YJMAF6B.png
:33< we have a... dark bargain... i dont want to get into it...
Can they even enforce that across timelines?
An excellent question from mechanicChariot with regards to matters of sovereignty. 8y virtue of cultural associ8tion, many presume I exist under the reign of 'Her Imperious Condescension,' 8ut such an assumption is misplaced. I come from the planet 8eforus, a world that, while structurally identical to Alternia, does not possess a green moon in its or8it, solely a pink one at that. 8eforus was not always the unified planet it is known for in comparison to its twin-sister. In earlier epochs, it resem8led a fractured assem8ly of warring factions, each led 8y influential trolls of varying colours vying for dominance through control of trade, territory, and resources. Unlike Alternia's esta8lished matriarchal hierarchy, 8eforus had long existed without a singular Empress, its governance fragmented and often tumultuous. This a8sence was no oversight, 8ut for countless eons, no fuchsia-8looded troll had emerged from the caverns, and without such a caste, the sym8olic and spiritual role of Empress remained vacant for those 'lower' on the spectrum to seize power. Then, in a moment that would 8e etched into myth, the heavens themselves intervened. On a single luminous night, a fuchsia-8looded gru8 descended not from the traditional hatching grounds, 8ut from a meteor, an omen interpreted 8y seers and sages as divine heraldry. Prophecy declared her the first Empress in over ten thousand centuries, a unifying force destined to mend the rifts of a divided world. Thus 8egan the era of Shepard Constern, whose radiance would come to define an age of reconcili8tion and sovereign renewal of the castes who went unchecked for eons prior. #exposition #8eforanlore #8eforus #thesylphisin
8-> ONLY THE MOST EXPLOSIVE MAN IN THE CYPHERCASH BUSINESS!
We glub and we don't judge. I've got a slice of cold pizza and it's t)(e best t)(ing I've )(ad all nig)(t. #weglubandwedontjudge #glubposting
✨ They have given me good memories during the 3 i attended, i am sure it will work out my little monster. ✨
SHUT UP THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN STOP TALKING ABOUT IT.
I never envisioned YOU as the type to allow yourself to lament over the past for longer than a rough couple of hours. That was nearly a day ago. Aren't you over it?
i regret every single minute wasted on this dam site #sumyallfunnyaftho
₍^. .^₎⟆ Huge boobs~
X Big tits x
you can fight the urge to talk about it, i know you can
my type are those wwho dutifully promoted #eridanwweek
man how the hell did i even manage 2 change my friggin avatar during all that bullshit :///
0k well n0w my b0dy hurts in ways i didn't kn0w were p0ssible and i'm married t0 m0re pe0ple than i can c0unt because 0f y0u s0 thanks a l0t.
im sure evveryone wwas wwonderin "wwheres the hero eridan to savve us from our sugary misfortune on #eridanwweek fish fry night" wwell fuck you if you think i didnt havve better to do than attend a thinly vveiled candy coated powwwwoww orgyfest also maybe forgot to invvite myself oh wwell shit happens i dodged a bullet
:33< ch33rs to that fur real
If I were a lesser troll, I'd say "I told you so."
A8solutely not? I'm not an idiot. The more I would've tried to assist you the more likely I would've ended up em8roiled in your twisted affairs myself. And I have secrets that I am not letting any8ody hear whilst I am a pan-addled candy zom8ie. 8esides, it sounds like no8ody even really got hurt? That 8adly, anyway. Or if they did, they...liked it? It was a confusing event to just read a8out on my Chittr feed. (Viol8ting an NDA, Meenah? For shame.)
i AM, mE, wHO ELSE COULD BE ME EXCEPT ME, tAVROS,
That's t99 many Meenah-tr9lls, s9me 9f y9u need t9 l9g 9ff.
im goin for it passenger sides open
ill just say it i dont think most a you wwere actually gettin #oiledup last light you just saww me doin somethin bravve and commendable and the masses sought to ride my coattails as per fuckin usual
1t means pe♡ple actually l1ke me uwu 1f 1 flex t♡♡ much, 1 al1enate myself fr♡m my subjects. l1ke h♡w u d♡
helll♡♡♡ all my gl♡r1♡us and w♡nderful lesser be1ngs!!! <3 c♡me and re˅el 1n my p♡wer and gl♡ry and talk ab♡ut h♡w awes♡me 1 am!!! owo
ST♡P HAT1NG MY CH1TS. 1'M G♡1NG T♡ FUCK1NG T1E Y♡U UP, SK1N Y♡U B1T BY B1T, P♡UR GAS♡L1NE ♡N Y♡U ANƉ L1GHT Y♡U ♡N F1RE 1F Y♡U KEEP HAT1NG MY CH1TS. #g♡re #nsfwe
you seem obsessed wvith me cause all youvwe done is hate my posts and finally said something. so like. movwe on.
dont get me wvrong. i am an asshole. i am not ashamed of that. I wvill gladly hurt your feelings any day of the wveek. i'm actually vwery censored right nowv.
i genuinely dont believwe my alts sometimes. "I havwe a girl/boyfriend," and im the fucking tooth fairy.
important psa: leprechauns are very soft to the touch
all jokes are cancelled until wwe get to the bottom of wwhat the fuck is goin on
I have my reservations about endorsing a place that stratifies people according to the hue of their blood. But the prospect of fronting under anonymity remains a rare improvement not afforded to me before. Though the world has not undergone any major transformation since I was alive, subtle shifts have nonetheless taken place. I cannot blame the children in the way in which their hands have been tied to carry the burden of a planet alone. I take this solely with the one who calls herself Queen of them.
catchin strays but you knoww these bitches wwould be makin excuses to get in my ovverpriced pantaloons despite the allegations if i wwere a chadlite
:33< they call my meowth the fun house the way that bulges... :33< well mew get the idea :33< #nsfw
relaxin ocean sounds an rifle dischargin to fall asleep to 10 hours no ads
i like vwhen you get feisty vwith me. evwen if it is through really badly delivwered fart jokes. i mean, cmon princess, if youre gonna svwing at least make it count.
shes impressed an lowwkey concerned about my vvast firearm collection
wwhat else is neww
|| OOC MUSE INFORMATION || • slightly canon divvergent eridan • he died but he's fine noww • currently livving in a post-scratch earth and hating evvery minute of it • obtuse casteist asshole IC (wwe all been knowwn) || OOC MUN INFORMATION || • DMs are alwways open • please DM me OOC if anything eridan says bothers you i promise it's nevver anything personal he just hates evverybody • i used to RP as #grumpygills on tumblr (fishy-hipster) • open to shipping but please communicate OOC first
I proved my point quite nicely!!!!!!!!
screw bras im all the support you girls need
And to think everyone here's so hateful! Well, I'll be. ...You'll all see soon enough. - Proverbs 11:2
I might b3 down to b3 up
Glub glub glub glub glub!!!
)(i everyone!! T)(is is my first c)(ittr post and I am -EXCIT----------ED!! 38D
im not surprised people "hate" my posts, honestly i havwe vwery lovw expecations that anyone vwill be able to tell me apart from any other ampora. im just here to piss people off and laugh about it.
4WWWW. 8(
i had to google mewving. okay so im just hot, naturally.
Quad this post if I am still allowed to do Evil Surgery on you. #EvilSurgery
business movves havve been made for the sake a #eridanwweek
consider getting better opinions then I dunno
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ok so one a the oldest adages trollkind has to offer is thus its a pussy out kind a thursday #nsfww
You know what the biggest irony is? I never even used Twitter.
condy testin my shit like i aint ready to mow down another ten thousand clowns just to cope with that noise #nooffenseclownies
:33 < i have worked on a joke! please enjoy :OO < knock knock!! :33 < who is there? :OO < cat! :33 < cat who? :OO < blessings to you!! it sounded like you sn33zed! #jokes #h33h33 #lol #rawrflmao
troll alexa add to my notes “ruminatin on masturbatin” #nsfww
ivve got a mighty itch wwhere the sun dont shine any vvolunteers
:33 < they say peace is what all true warriors strive fur
just learned about trans people. mind = blowvn.
GUYS WATCH OUT! JUST IN GENERAL THINGS COULD HAPPEN!
What if I was a boy and he was a boy and we touched each other's boobs? #nsfw
I appreciate ho+w candid many o+f yo+u are. It is refreshing to+ be in a fo+rum where revo+lutio+naries are free to+ express the truth. Death to+ the Empire.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be861e39f3d9.jpg #nsfwv
good mornin wwretched wworms
W̵̡̟̫̼͍͇̼̯̭̙̜̳̻͈̽̋͐̓̄̋͜͠͝H̵̨̩̘̗͍͙̩̍̑̒̽̓̇͂̍̽̿̅̈́͗̈͘̚Ę̵̨̛̛̪͚͖͔̼͈̭͈͚̤̻̯̦͍͂̔̑̍́̉̾̇͐́̉ͅN̷̖̭̜̍͐͌̎̊̉͝ ̷̧̯̰̠̔͊͝I̷̧̨̤̫͓͍͖͓̠͚͇̝̥̠̣̗̓͑̏̉͑̒̑̽̋̐̐̋̍͑̒͠͠ ̶͚̳͈̜̟͙̠͙̺̼͎̲̐͗̈́̓̀̃̏͛̌̿͂̈́̇̎́̋͊W̸̨̡͓̺̥̯̭̝̫̜͙̓͐̐̕A̴̡̰̲̱͗̿̅̉̐́͝ͅŞ̶̰̫̹͈̳̾̿͋̀ ̶͍͇̳̫̱̘̝̫̻̠̙̮̻̺̒̂B̴̡̧̨͉̙̖̯̖̗̫̞̙̬̣̖̃̂͋̏͋̋̚͜͠R̶̘̎̑͑̒͂̿̄̔̊̑͗̕͠E̷̝͎͋̂̋͗̈̊͗͆̇̒͠W̶̰̗̲̱̄͝͝I̶̧̧̨̠̼͓̫̪͔̘͓̥̭͔̗̪͒̿͌̆̒̑̆̾̓͘͜͝Ń̸̨̝̤̮̮͕̘͚̦̫͍̃̄̀͜͝ͅͅG̶̢̨̡̖͓̮̱͙͚̖͙̼͇̅̏͛ͅ https://i.postimg.cc/4yjX0gPm/55a81f05371d2211008b7259.webp #horror
evvery time wwithout fail its like mustard to an oblong meat product #shakinmyhead
honk. :o)
nevver think that common trolls should havve anythin to do wwith their owwn govvernin -troll cato #philosophy #stoicism
yeah this vwould wvork on me
#rechitt
you actually followwed me wwhich ill take as a subtle sign that youre on board for #eridanwweek see you there
If you could just come )(ive.
Meena)(. I'm very disappointed in you rig)(t now.
sounds like youre ready for #eridanwweek
the ladies lowve me
It's reefres)(ing to see t)(e presence of fellow fuc)(siabloods!
Oaky chittr I just got home from knoockin gback a copule drinks.
I wis)( you'd tell me w)(y you're so angry, sweetiefin. You know I'm always )(ere for you.
please ask me about my six pack.
when you wake up and you 2tiill mutant and goldblooded and malnourii2hed.
Sometimes I wonder about t)(at gill. #justempresst)(ings
RUD-E. Your rebellious streak )(as been lasting longer t)(an Kanaya suggested. But I'll ens)(ore t)(at your block is cleaned for w)(en you come )(ive.