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i call myself a bad dog sometimes when masturbating to stop myself from cumming to early. #nsfw #edging
alright. wvriska vwon. sorry damz. i wvas rooting for you, i really wvas. novw. her imperious condescension vwersus rose lalonde. iwve got something real special for you all. took some bartering, some vwheeling and dealing, thats vwhy it took me a sec to get back to this. lemme start wvith the rose propaganda. beautiful blonde, knowvs howv to banter, perfect bod, perfect face, can do some spooky eldritch stuff if thats vwhat youre into. shes incredible. i dont wvanna undersell her here. but... i got a vwintage from my man @caligulaascendit. this is *art*. nowv, to share the scan, he said he vwanted to do the propaganda for her, so here you go. #nsfwv. #nsfc too, but not the c youre thinking of. "its ya boy eridan ampora here vwith a guest rewvievw on alternias biggest caked up baddie our leadin broad in the beam for #cronusbabeoff hovwre all likin my vwintage hic edition penthouse by the wvay pretty groowvy huh cost me a pretty caegar but it wvas totally wvorth it an yknowv its the real deal too cause its got her signature shade a coral pink semi gloss #2 stamped across the covwer wvhen im feelin advwenturous i take my condy penthivwe out a her plastic slip an ewver so gently stroke her lipstick mark vwith a quivwerin finger wvith my other flipper placed firmly against my crotch anyvway im afraid the competition has been crushed by the empresss unholy cake grinder the rest a you booty impaired ladies can go hivwe novw" yeah. yowvza. #cwv-cakesitting. <3 or <> for condy. <3< or c3< for rosie.
We see eye to eye on this one.
calling it. i could let it keep on keeping on, but i think wved all be happier (besides meenah) if meenahs the one wvho movwes on this round. trust me. next up. wvell, vwe already savw wvhy you should vwote for either candidate. jane crocker up against the handmaid. #cronusbabeoff! bouncy, bodacious, a real boss bitch, janey crocker herself! the maid wvith the most, shes got plenty of junk in her trunk, and the business acumen to buy you out if you hawve anything bad to say about it. dont think just because shes a life player shes a healslut. she, uhh... she scares me. and then wvevwe got the handmaid, alternias vwhore-er, the shame of beforus, servwant of time and friend o mine! wvhat a wvoman! you wvant some timestop? shes got you cowvered. time clones? easy. you vwanna get covwered? shes got you covwered. and the #contraptions. oh the contraptions. and the #doohickeys. phewv. she, uhh... she scares me. lifemaid wvs handmaid, let the wvoting begin! #nsfwv <3 or <> for janey <3< or c3< for handy
COME JOIN US.
@handMaid The shots from our photoshoot are ready. I wish nothing but good luck to you. :B #NSFW #Suggestive
okay, sorry for the wvait. yeah, wvriska beat out latula. shocker. heres... a match that shouldnt be interesting, but might be. the gardener wversus the handmaid. wvhos the gardener? exactly. beforan kanaya, i guess. but she smashed madame lalonde in the last round, so anything could happen. theres not a lotta creator fanart out there of her, so... yeah, i had to improvwise. #nsfvw and all that. #cronusbabeoff <3 or <> for the gardener <3< or c3< for the handmaid
yeah, okay, guess i savw that coming. handmaid vwins! im looking forvward to the photoshoot for next rounds match. novw, up next in the great #cronusbabeoff... wvriska serket up against latula pyrope! wvould you beliewve it wvas really, really tough to find a pic of this duo? it wvas either this (#nsfwv btvw) or one vwhere they wvere shrinkwvrapped skinny. i think i made the right call. <3 or <> for latula <3< or c3< for vwriska
IT’S NOT FAIR. I DON’T WANT TO CHOOSE. I WANT TO GET IN THE MIDDLE. #HHHH.
jeeze my hand is still sore. haven't had to be that stern in a while. still was fun!
oh my god 1 almost forgot about that
gurl be fr i wanted to keep going and you shot me down
S-TIER: KANKRI. MEENAH. THE UNATTAINABLES. YOU. ME. PORRIM. THE PROFESSIONALS. A-TIER: KURLOZ. HORUSS. ARANEA. HIGH RISK. HIGH REWARD. B-TIER: LATULA. MITUNA. MEULIN. NOTHING SPECIAL. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK TIER: THE SHITBLOODED SLUGSUCKER.
they won’t even let me or the1r tulpa vers1on of me 1n the cuck cha1r, they are t explor1ng sh1t #nsfw
Sweet Hayaah gets so sensitive about her personal image. One day she'll soften up to me!⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠹⣿⣷⣶⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣠⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢿⣦⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠙⢿⣦⣄⣉⣹⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣌⣉⣉⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⠾⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
i dont much llike her either. i llisten to her though. she means... well and is... usually right >:/
Don't make me draw you a picture, heheh!⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠹⣿⣷⣶⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣠⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢿⣦⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠙⢿⣦⣄⣉⣹⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣌⣉⣉⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⠾⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
first match of round one, and unfortunately, this is one i think is gonna be quick and easy. just like our top seed, jade harley! shes going up against the bottom seed, calliope. lets see wvhat chittr thinks of these twvo. <3 or <> for calliope <3< or c3< for jade #cronusbabeoff #suggestivwe
hehehe, okay! sorry. gosh.
got my phone back. you sure meenah? you positive? everything good?
for now :)
genu1nely? 1t does do someth1ng for me. 1t does A Lot for me actually
1 thought she was gone man what the hell 1s happen1ng
mmmmmmmmmm, 1 see. noted
awvwv, you flatter me
/ᐠ ╥ ˕ ╥マ < SORRY!! I'VE ONLY JUST RECOVERED FROM IT. MY PAN IS STILL A BIT SCRAMBLED. #DIDNTMEANTOSENDYOUINBLIND #ILLTAGBETTERNEXTTIME #FULLYMYBADONTHATONE
maybe i shoal get a giant spaceship and m0ve to space
meenah keeps mediating my shit chat shoulld i just cull mysellf
@cationicAgonist but i think she's newlly taken if you're trying to get llaid idk
words to l1ve by
were i a lless pollite friend id ask what freaky zombie sex is llike but reallistically I probablly don't want to know #nsfw
although it is not my goverwnment i am pleased to see severwal humans step down willingly orw not so willingly to be rweplaced by qualified trwolls this is a diverwsity win because the spectrwum of ourw bloods is so much morwe varwied than theirw cherwrwy juices
It's been seven ho+urs since my last #CAGTTL review po+st. Surely that's been eno+ugh time to+ give the timeline a reprieve fro+m the green miles, right?
t)(at is because your aut)(ority is caug)(t slippin. not trusted enoug)( to defer counsel towards, but trusted enoug)( to bail out ot)(ers. it's a s)(ame.
i'M SORRY, tO HEAR THAT, mEENAH,
oh my fuck1ng god. youre tell1ng me, that THE JANE was go1ng to be 1n rumble, but jake of all people fumbled So Fuck1ng Abysmally Hard and they had to cancel???? oh 1m for sure go1ng to do someth1ng drast1c
Sorry. You were talking about your feelings. T)(ose people sounded crazy. )(ttps://i.pinimg.com/736x/8c/81/d0/8c81d0f266d4f3aa3342c838aff6f49f.jpg
It's my p9nys9na. #myp9nys9na.
dont worry about 1t
yooo 1m l1k3... h3ll4 clos3 to 100 follow3rz??? wond3r wh4t 1 should do to c3l3br4t3 th1s s1ck4zz m1l3ston3??? >8O
Just for the record, and speaking extremely o8jectively, Jane is 8Y FAR the most fucka8le of the alphas. The lead she has on the rest of you is craaaaaaaazy. This is, of course, with Callie in consider8tion, for those of you at the edge of your seats. If we include Tavros and Eridan, Tavros just 8arely eeks out a win against Jane, and Eridan juuuuuuuust loses to Jape for 7th place! Sad. @adiosToreador @gutsyGumshoe @timaeusTestified#0414 @golgothasTerror @caligulasAquarium @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 @uranianUm8ra#4373
Since we're in Quadrants and Charms 1101 this afternoon. React to this chit with the quadrant in which you suppose you would be your absolute MOST toxic.
eridan ampora #eridan #ampora
i WOULD LIKE TO THINK THAT ME, aND jAKE AND dIRK AND, eRIDAN, aND ALSO EVEN jANE AND rOXY, aRE ALL RUBBING OFF, oN EACH OTHER, aLL THE TIME JUST, cONSTANT RUBBING OFF, rUBBING OFF ENOUGH THAT WE GET, cHAFED EVEN, fROM ALL THE RUBBING OFF, oNTO EACH OTHER, wE ARE DOING,
just as befuddled as you are really
Alright, alright. Mild clarific8ion: The "No" category is either individuals that I don't want to entertain the idea of doing any of the three for, or I just don't feel too strongly a8out. I am not ela8or8ing on the complic8d section. No, not even if you ask really nicely, nor if you're one of the people in question. #nsfw https://images2.img8ox.com/c0/62/2HAegH3K_o.png
if i were a marvel character i would be storm. definitely. for real.
glub yeah wwhy not ill get in on #glubposting
The choices I went through before deciding not to pick a character were Goku, 2B from Nier Automata, and Walter White for some reason
boo youre no fun
hovws that? ivwe got plenty of haters i cant ewven see from up here on the top.
i vwould be livwing in hell to if i made the CRUCIAL mistake of missing a chance to hook up vwith me. because im the man. #notgay.
SH3 Q ON MY T T1LL 1 333333333
Quad this post if I am still allowed to do Evil Surgery on you. #EvilSurgery
RUD-E. Your rebellious streak )(as been lasting longer t)(an Kanaya suggested. But I'll ens)(ore t)(at your block is cleaned for w)(en you come )(ive.