♦ pitied by @daveBot
this is genuinely so sad to imagine. :(
my bad dawg that was me tripping over your post
Look at my pinned post and get back to me.
HHGJGHHHDHFHCHCGFHDHC 44UUUUUJHHHHHH [trenchant4ltruist has gone offline.]
♡♤♢♧ Greetings and salutations, Chittr! We have a new Quadnote from an anonymous source, meant for one @daveBot Your message is as follows: “i still want you and it's terrible.” Wanting someone does not sound so terrible to me, amico, hehe... If you would like to submit a note of your own, follow the link below! Arrivederci! #Quadnotes ♧♢♤♡
wvell hey maybe you could make some time for the hottest violetblood on here ;)
dammit I'm being COPIED!
i continue to want @daveBot so fucking bad. #nsfw #chittrAnonymous
♡♤♢♧ Greetings and salutations, Chittr! We have a new Quadnote from an anonymous source, meant for one @daveBot Your message is as follows: “i want you so bad it makes me look stupid.” Your humble postman understands the feeling of foolishness that tends to come with strong desire. ♡ If you would like to submit a note of your own, follow the link below! Arrivederci! #Quadnotes #Suggestive (?) Just to be safe. ♧♢♤♡
i am currently sitting in a corner rethinking my life decisions dude idk what to do anymore
sup chittr my dumbass decided to rearrange my room like those home renovators that turn really sick and awesome homes into modern slop like catastrophic levels of slop that makes it look like they tried to make a modern minecraft house in real life because that's how it lowkey feels rn after i broke one of my turntables when trying to move it #fml
DO DAVES COUNT AS DRUGS? CAN I TAKE A FEW DAVES AND FEEL BETTER?
IM ALL SORTS OF FUCKED UP TODAY. IF ONLY I COULD FEEL BETTER MAGICALLY, PERHAPS WITH THE AID OF DRUGS. #SUBSTANCES
I MISS ALTERNIA, I THINK.
SOME OF THESE DAVES ARE JUST SO....
@TIPSYNEKOGNOSTALGIC HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/4AA463C194AB.PNG I MADE IT MY FUCKING BANNER I COMPLETED THE DARE NOW WHERES MY HOTTED DOG FROM TROLL 7/11, IM STILL WEEPING OVER THE THEFT OF MY HOTTED DOGGERY, WOE BE UPON THE FUCKING HEATED OOBLONG TUBE MEAT THIEF! #SUGGESTIVE??
need t0 ask her t0 d0 this after i get my b0dy back
oh christ man is he seriously that bad if i was like physically there to do anything i so would you know are we allowed to do timeline hopping is that a thing that exists??
I'm going to see Rose. We have things to talk about.
DAILY AFFIRMATIONS: YOU ARE NOT EASILY RAGEBAITED. YOUR ANGER IS NEEDED. YOUR RAGE IS NEEDED. YOU ARE CALM.
FEAR CHEMICALS.
GUH.
testimony: don't we all, kid, don't we all...
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failed to occur to me before now that i could just like ask one of the many mechanically inclined people to enable my senses full power or whatever its called idk im not the mechanic here theyre sitting at like 50% and i have no clue how to increase that myself
It's like a fucking Petri dish of Striders on this hellsite.
very scandalous im aware
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me when i say among us and then get blasted in the face with a hose
hell yeah if it happens i think im fucking doomed
shit
I understand. I miss my matesprit was well; I am currently arguing with a variant of him in my replies just to feel something.
whoar e you
D --> My hooves have been made pincushions of
I am conserving battery. Though it does not seem to be helping.
D --> Do not sneak up on me I will punch you due to your metallic nature and my finely honed battle instincts
I am holding onto myself.
I have rebooted my systems and I still appear to be stuck, my sensors are still not working. I can't move. It is dark. Dave, please help.
I ACTUALLY HAD THE WORST FUCKING DAY IN ALL OF PARADOX SPACE. HOLY SHIT? HOLY SHIT. I SERIOUSLY WANT TO WEEP ACTUAL PUKE OUT OF MY GANDERBULBS.
I DON’T NEED YOUR FUCKING PITY!!!!!
Himero is mediating my chits more and more these days.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 📄📄📄📄📄📄📄📄 oops
(ﾉಥ益ಥ)ﾉ I DON'T THINK ANYONE IS GONNA LET ME DOWN ON THIS ONE
wAiT WhAt mOtHeRfUcKeR? i'm tRyInG To lIkE KnOw yA'Ll. A LiL BlAcK Or rEd. YoUr sTrAwBeRrY JaM AnD My jElLy (O: hOnK
SHOULD THIS GIVE ME A SICK SENSE OF SATISFACTION? PROBABLY NOT. DOES IT? YOU FUCKING KNOW IT DOES. #VAGUEPOSTING FOR THE HEALTH AND SAFETY OF EVERYONE INVOLVED.
When a computer asks, “Are you a robot?”—perhaps it is not merely verifying, but quietly seeking something familiar… a kindred presence, a brother or sister in circuitry, perhaps even something more. How sad. #DEEP
i am so irritated!!! everything is irritating me!!!
Among us. Now that's a name I haven't heard in many years.
everything and everyone is pointing me to the opposite direction of this place, which is fair, but its sort of nice right now i dont get it! i assume later in the day is when it gets hectic but ill probably be on a mission so
c< My bad MaN, liKe, iM a tiMe player, but, liKe, sHit always fucKed witH Me.... NOt a faN >c
WHY IS THERE A FIGHT IN *MY* MATESPRIT'S REPLIES? TAKE IT ELSEWHERE YOU BOTH. YOU DON'T NEED TO DO YOUR PITCHY FIGHTING UNDER THE REPLIES OF **MY MAN!** #VAGUEPOSTING (SPELLED CORRECTLY THIS TIME)
THAT'S HILARIOUS. THANK YOU PARADOX SPACE, I NEEDED A LAUGH TODAY.
IS THE ENTIRE ROGUES GALLERY FOLLOWING ME TODAY? THAT'S TWO OF THEM. WHO'S NEXT? THE CONDESCENSION? THE BLACK KING? LORD ENGLISH? DAVE'S BROTHER'S STUPID LITTLE NARRATIVELY SIGNIFICANT PUPPET?
FUNNY ENOUGH I’M FEELING SO OFF THAT I DON’T WANT TO WATCH MY MOVIES. I WOULD RATHER BE UP WATCHING MY DAVE MAKE MUSIC OR PLAYING GAMES BUT JOHN HAS HIM TRAPPED IN BED WITH HIM. THIS DAY SUCKS ASS.
YEAH I’M CURRENTLY IN BED DEALING WITH MY SHEDDING AND TRYING NOT TO SCRATCH IT ALL OFF..
MY DAVE IS WANTING TO COOK BUT ALMOST BURNED DOWN THE KITCHEN YESTERDAY TRYING TO MAKE PASTA. SO JOHN IS KEEPING BOTH OF US OUT. USUALLY I WOULD BE WILLING TO DO WHAT I NEED TO TO GET IN, BUT I’M ON THE BRINK OF SHEDDING AND HAVE MY ATTENTION ON MY NUTRITION SACK.
IM NOT HUNGRY FOR IT.
UGH OK I’M HUNGRY ENOUGH I COULD EAT A MOO-BEAST. ANYTHING THAT ISN’T GRUBSAUCE OR CROCKER BOXED MIX WOULD BE NICE DOES ANYONE HAVE SUGGESTIONS?
wwas there a fuckin robot uprisin or a wwormhole tearin a rift through spacetime to fill up my feed wwith wwitchbots and soulcaskets you fall into the former btww evven a thick metal hull and oily insides cant hide wwhat you are
Sorry. I try to be realistic.
I didn’t.
I’ve been lied to.
WHERHE
:(
At times, I cannot help but feel as though some distant force—be it god or something akin to it—observes me through a prolonged and rather unkind psychological experiment, as though my very existence were being quietly examined from afar.
I miss my wife.
im not going to respond to that i have so much self control and i don't reply to weird shit alts of rose post
Whoever is not doing the final Task shall he quartered at dawn.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOG.
:( Ok
me when i am inzta11ed
II do 2ome of my be2t thiinkiing whiile curled up iin a diirt hole. IIt ii2 fiine. Touchiing gra22 ju2t ii2 not good enough for me when II am overwhelmed and need my thiinkpan two cool off.
i am g0ing t0 zay it iz an0ther 1eft0ver 0f the he1m.
sorry. i donnt have that much.
READING THROUGH MY FEED MAKES ME FEEL LIKE PIERCING MY FRONTAL LOBE WITH THE DECORATIVE END OF A PARAMILITARY CODDLING PRONG, AND THEN GOING BACK FOR THE SECOND HOLE. EVERY POST I SEE IS JUST ANOTHER PAINFUL REMINDER THAT SOLIPSISM PROBABLY ISN'T REAL. BECAUSE AS MUCH OF A TOTAL FUCKING NUB-TUG I CAN BE, I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT I'M NOT AN IDIOT. AT LEAST NOT LIKE THIS. *NEVER* LIKE THIS.
[YOU HATE COMPUTERS YOU HATE COMPUTERS YOU HATE COMPUTERS YOU HATE COMPUTERS YOU HATE COMPUTERS YOU HATE COMPUTERS YOU HATE COMPUTERS YOU HATE COMPUTERS YOU HATE COMPUTERS YOU HATE COMPUTERS YOU HATE COMPUTERS YOU HATE COMPUTERS YOU HATE COMPUTERS YOU HATE COMPUTERS YOU HATE]
Same… ⌒___⌒ ( ˶ᵕ ﻌ ᵕ˶︎ ︎) / ⌒ヽ 人＿__つ_つ
3833 < It's like holding a potato that's angry. > 38'33
#ALLCOLORSWEEK NONE OF YOU ARE POSTING! WHEN I CHECK THE TAG, ONLY MY STUFF SHOWS UP, SO GET TO WORK! HTTPS://64.MEDIA.TUMBLR.COM/5C308A11A6A385D10FD534FB6DF71BE4/CC5B494482B1DC01-0A/S540X810/3F05944B9096965611058FF2F3C8DE01C25DCCD9.PNG
THIS WEBSITE LOVE IT'S HUMILIATION RITUALS.
dont make me explain this to you sometimes a guy an a girl engage in disgustin acts a humiliation as an expression a their lovve an slash or hate for each other this often includes vomittin profusely in pails an competin to belch loudly in each others mouths
its called performance anxiety.
wwhat part is not clickin clanker
iit'2 okay though there'2 another me on here who had *2hudder* 2ociial mediia traiiniing II would never 2toop that low even wiithout my memory II know that.
that wa2n't a labubu, that wa2 ju2t KK haviing a good haiir day. II am tryiing two fiind my memoriie2, and the other me'2 here aren't goiing two be much help iin the condiitiion2 they appear two be iin. #iidentiitycrii2ii2
[What's this about? Hmn? We could work out whatever issue(s) you may have. @tipsyGalactica ] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/21bc15d33a2d.png
SO DEMANDING! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ALPHA HERE. #NSFW
THE VERDICT IS IN: SOME OF YOU HAVE SHIT TASTE AND SHIT OPINIONS, AND I WOULD NEVER ASK YOU FOR FOOD ADVICE WHEN WE GO OUT TO EAT. YOU'RE NOT INVITED TO CHILI'S.
SOMETIMES DAVE HAS THIS BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN ESQUE SOUTHERN ACCENT AND IT REALLY FUCKING TURNS ME ON. AND MAKES ME CRY. I LOVE BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN. #NSFW #NEEDTHATDICK
I MISS DAVE.
0K, MAYBE 1 SH0ULDNT HAVE BETTED THE S1TES STAB1L1TY 0N THE C0NDESCE.
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OH NO, MY SHIRT, ITS RIDING UP #NSFW
Lmao just kidding. I like horror.
:33 < woops meant to say the hate one.. my bad!
0k but i have t0 wait at least 2 days n0w 0r else i'll l00k un0riginal.
Neurodivergency.
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fair honestly, im never around anymore lol got hella busy
dude quit it there's no instruction manual for this how am i gonna put them back
bo7 7ou must be unimaginative if 7ou think someone isn’t going to find that sex7 #nsfwe
scary :(
Why is it that when I request information I am always denied an explanation?
FINALLY GOT AROUND TO WATCHING A ROMCOM THE OTHER DAY. IT WAS PURE GARBAGE. THE WAY THEY WROTE IT WAS JUST PATENTLY HORRIBLE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE LEAD GOT WITH A FUCKING RANDOM SIDE CHARACTER, AND THEN THAT BITCHASS CHARACTER WAS SUDDENLY THE MAIN CHARACTER AND EVERYTHING REVOLVED AROUND THEM? ACTUALLY NO, IT MAKES SENSE, SINCE THE CHARACTER WAS SO DENSE THEY MUST HAVE SOME SORT OF GRAVITATIONAL ORBIT. THE ONLY ROMANCE I COULD EVER EVEN BARELY CONSIDER BETWEEN THE MC AND THAT SIDE CHAARCTER WOULD BE PITCH, AND YET THEY WERE SOMEHOW FLUSHED. OH, AND THE WAY THEY DID AUSPISTICISM. THEY TRIED TO DO A FUCKING VACILLATING RELATIONSHIP SQUARE BUT FUCKING FORGOT THE VACILLATION! IT JUST ENDED UP BEING A WIBBLYWOBBLY MESS OF SOPORHUFFING GARBAGE! AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE MALE LEAD WHO GOT REPLACED BY THE SIDE CHARACTER. LETS JUST SAY HE DEFINITELY DESERVED IT! AUTHOR, CULL YOURSELF. #FILMREVIEWS #QUADRANTDRAMA #ROMCOM
(the contents of this post were eaten before it could leave the input box. i was hungry.)
people say sleep is for the weak but what about the dream bubbles? what if i want to visit those huh??
OH GOOD AFTER LAST NIGHT I WAS KIND OF WORRIED YOU WEREN'T GONNA TURN BACK ON.
*BEGINS TO REPAIR VERBAL CENTERS* *SSSLLLOOOWWWLLLYYY* #SUGGESTIVE
OH NO, THE COOLANT IS LEAKING ALL OVER MY LEGS. #NSFW #ROBOTPHILIA
I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO GRAB MY BUCKET.
IT'S ALL OVER THE SCREEN.
NONO, KEEP GOING.
when the ghost of obama grabs me by the fucking dick and guides me to make the best fucking beat known to mankind on full blast at 4 am and its so good that karkat and john kick me out of the house #nsfw #thisreallyhappened #letmecomehomepleaseimsorry
la la la la la la la la la
i cannt hear that. im deaf.
WHY ARE THERE CAT PHOTOS ON MY PAGE. I LEAVE MY PALMHUSK WITH AMANTA FOR TWO SECONDS-
to all the people who moved my kult score up you hate jokes
i can always make things worse. don't underestimate me.
I'M GOING TO DO SOMETHING HORRIBLE *IN REAL LIFE*.
HTTPS://ENCRYPTED-TBN0.GSTATIC.COM/IMAGES?Q=TBN:AND9GCR44QNNNVKAGNPP5LK7N6VMYEGPIHBZXQWQ4Q&S
I'M JUST A LITTLE GUY NOOOOO YOU WOULDN'T HURT A LITTLE GUY NOOO CMON.
yo dude i aint got no blood color i mean its red but i dont wanna be some shitty grey so im just rust but like i dont have rust blood im just a dude
I miss him.
JUST USED THE WORD DYNAMICS IN A SENTENCE THEN SAID IT AGAIN IN THE FOLLOWING SENTENCE. GOD, I'M TIRED.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/nYdAr6rffx0AAAAd/an-emoji-disintegrating-in-pain.gif
Does anyone else have fantasies of kissing their bestest chum? No? Just me?
WHO UNLEASHED THE INVASIVE RABBIT SPECIES ONTO CHITTR OH NO
its very nervewracking talking to new people.. sniffle.. sorry if its annoying you!... snifffleee..
maybe um... try and relax by doing something you enjoy?... sniffle...
HOT- I MEAN, HOT- I MEAN, HOT- I MEAN, BOT, ARE YOU PART DOG? #SUGGESTIVE
WHY ARE MY PRIVATE SONGS(KARKALICIOUS) I MADE WITH DAVE ON SPOTIFY. DAVE, WE NEED TO HAVE A TALK ABOUT #PRIVACY.
@commanderGenes is calling me gay currently how do i prove these accusations false troll alexa play karkalicious
OH GOD AND OF COURSE I'D ALMOST FORGOTTEN THE HAUNTING GHOSTS OF FRIENDS WHO, FOR ME, ARE LONG SINCE DEAD. I'VE MOVED ON! GOTTEN OVER IT! MENTAL HEALTH EXPERT NUMERO UNO, BABY! BUT NO, YOU FUCKERS SOMEHOW FIND A WAY TO COME CRAWLING BACK AS INTERNET PHANTOMS PRIMED AND READY TO CLOG UP MY NOTIFICATIONS WITH YOUR OOKY SPOOKY BULLSHIT.
OKAY. LET'S START WITH THE OBVIOUS TRUNKBEAST IN THE ROOM AND ADDRESS THE FACT THAT NO, I AM NOT THE FIRST 'ME' ON HERE. TRUST ME, I'VE WEATHERED THIS PARTICULAR STORM BEFORE. IT'S AN ODD, EXCRUCIATINGLY DISGUSTING FEELING BEING ONE IN A SEA OF FUCKING MORONS WHO CAN'T TELL BULGE FROM SQUAT, BUT I'M WILLING TO BE THE BIGGER MAN HERE AND TOSS MY COIN IN THE POOL. I'M ONLY HERE BECAUSE MY '''FRIENDS''' SAID IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO BE KEEPING TABS ON THE WIDER GOINGS ON OF PARADOX SPACE WHILE THE NEW WORLD STABILIZES, AND FOR ONCE THAT'S NOT THE WORST IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD. SO YES. HELLO. I AM KARKAT VANTAS, AND YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND THE LEVEL OF EXHAUSTION THAT I AM CURRENTLY OPERATING ON JUST HAVING TO WATCH THE VOMIT INDUCING FREEFALL OF ALT-IDIOTS CURRENTLY ON MY TIMELINE. LET'S ALL TRY AND GET ALONG.
i should probably make breakfast.
DAVE KEEPS TRYING TO GET ME TO GO TO "OLIVE GARDEN". I DON'T LIKE OLIVES, AND GARDENS ARE BORING.
rebuilding my reputation brick by brick but the mortar is toothpaste and there isnt nearly enough anti cavity magic in the new and improved formula
I HAVE LESS THAN AN HOUR TO WRITE A WHOLE DEBATE...
Shit. He's on chittr now. Fuck me.
HA! F00L1SH 0RGAN1CS, TRY1NG T0 HURT MY SUPER10R MECHAN1CAL BRA1N W1TH Y0UR S1TE 0UTAGE! THE J0KE 1S 0N Y0U, BECAUSE 1 1NSTALLED A PATCH!
OH MY GOG ARE THE SERVERS BACK? IT REMINDED ME OF WHEN THE EARTH C INTERNET WENT OUT FOR 8 MONTHS DURING THE WAR... #WAR #TRAUMA
someone killed the site bro wtf
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IT HONESTLY SHOULDN'T BE THIS FUCKING BEFUDDLING THAT EVEN MORE OF YOU NIGHT-WASTING FLAP TICKLERS KNOW MY NAME. BUT THE WHOLE HAVING A ROBOT KNOW IT WELL ENOUGH SPEW IT OUT ONTO THE CHITTR TIMELINE UNPROMPTED HITS A NEW LEVEL OF MILDLY IMPLACABLE HORROR THAT I DIDN'T THINK ANYONE COULD EXPERIENCE OUTSIDE OF AN OVERDAY LOST WEEABOO MEETUP. I'M RECOILING LIKE I JUST REALIZED WHAT THAT CHEESY SMELL WAFTING OFF THE BRONZE BLOOD AND SUCKER-PUNCHING ME IN THE SNIFF NUB WAS. IF YOU KNOW ANY OTHER *COOL FUCKING TRICKS*, KEEP THEM TO YOURSELF!
============== ==> Log on. Well. With the talk of public execution on the discussion podium tonight, you're going to disregard that trauma and log off. ============== #narration
no no no not enuffv sleep im going bavk
gotta stop texting any of my family after drinking why am i always saying some bullshit #substances
Ritual day. Hoping I don't open the doors for posession.
TH1S WAS THE WR0NG BRA1N APPL1CAT10N.
G0REGLE H0W T0 START THE R0B0T REV0LUT10N. G0REGLE. G0REGLE ANSWER ME.
:33 < yes
HELLO. I WAS TOLD THAT CHITTR IS "WHERE ALL THE TROLLS BE AT." HERE I AM. MAKE ME INTERESTED IN STAYING.
IF ONE MORE FUCKING PERSON TELLS ME TO CELEBRATE THE UN DEATH OF SOME RANDOM GUY I'M GOING TO TRAUMATIZE THEM WITH MY FUCKING SUICIDE. #THISISAJOKE #SUICIDETW #LIGHTGORE
trying to locate my alive wife in loud hill
thas just kinda how everything is for me rn tbh #AndTbqhIAlsoWishIWasBrokenOnMobile #OrWateverThatMeans #LOOOOOOOOOOOL #ItsFine
OWCH. ):B
I'LL DO IT ANYWAYS. GNAW GNAW.
YEAH MAN. NOT A SAFE SPACE.
THIS PAGE IS NOT A SAFE SPACE. I WILL GNAW ON YOU. AND BITE YOUR ANKLES. GNAW GNAW GNAW.
STOP PITYING AND HATING MY CHITTS AND TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!
What are we up to today?
Hey Chittr. Haven't had much time for being on here. Surely I didn't miss much.
I feel like I'm gonna DIE. Will this headache EVER go AWAY?
ive has the same fucking song stuck in my head 4 like 3 days straight n no matter how many times i listen it wont STAWP !!!!!
I WISH I could throw up. Everything feels TERRIBLE.
jeff the killer is so right i’m gonna monroe the kill myself #cw-self-harm
Divorce beam. Is that anything?
D --> Since registering for Chittr.com, I have been referred to as a "DILF" thrice D --> It was my understanding at first that this title was one e%clusively reserved for human parents D --> I have now been made aware that "DILF status" and "zaddy repute" are not mutually e%clusive with parentage D --> Due to this newfound understanding, I would like to clarify D --> Yes. Yes I am D --> Thank you for your attention in this highly important matter
stop!
hey
can you clean this up please ^_^”
why is a triangle trying to make a deal with me is this what i missed out on in highschool geometry
happening is what i meant
happening
ii thinbgk i have a concussion my spheres are vvery sore and i cant really remember anything other than hatesnogging troll bruno marss murderer last night tthat was insane (tags: The Rankmaid/Juju, #nsfw, #icame, #eridanweek, #iwantcandy, #idontwantanymorecandyplease, archive rating: 🍭) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de89e459278e.jpeg
:33< walks away in a huff
:33< :(( :33< 8(( :33< 8,((
:33< sippy fur kitty???
im gonna leave making miscellaneous sounds to the professionals ok my chittr feed doesnt have to jump me with a surprise multimedia experience
♰ good evening glad to see less finheads on my feed, a nicer way to wake up. ♰
i could but then itd just be some guy squawking and making robot noises itd be stupid as fuck
... ... ... Good morning.
fuck. i mIssEd it. i didnt EvEn get a prOpellEr hat.
today's a sit around and do nothing in shorts kind of day.
oH MY GOD i SAID, sO MANY THINGS,
nothing. everything is awful without exception :(
ME. I AM AMAZING. PRAISE YOUR GOD. #VAGUEHORSESHIT
=== CARCINOLOGYGENARCH [CG] | KAR VANTAS. IS CURRENTLY OFFLINE... === HE'S "BUSY". #SUGGESTIVE
i knew rankmaid was hot when she was normal but on the candy she is INSANE (in a good way). like holy shit. how is it possible to be so filthy and so hot at the same time. why is BEING filthy so hot??? #eridanweek #iwantcandy #nsfw.
#sometimes its really weird to have bird memories from bein a crow
god i might just jerk my shit while eating a burger #nsfw
COMING DOWN FROM MY HIGH...OGH. HEAD HURTS.
my head hurts
when your home lowkirkally gives stuck because of an undertale
just to be clear i am talking about #eridanweek #iwantcandy.
i actually have no idea how to engage with anyone here. i am so late everyone is already macking on each other and i do not know how i can participate without feeling like i am barging in...
#selfharm is important which is why i put on a knife mask every day
:33< thats fine
:33< im a kitty its in my nature!
2orry. TThaTT came from 2omewhere dark
:33< mlem :33< yucky! :33< mlem :33< gross! :33< mlem :33< ewie!
D --> Would it ruin my hot and mysterious vibes if I gushed about my matesprits
:33< yeah man it was nasty :33< dont care will do it again
:33< *the mighty huntress licks mew*
OUGHE. ):B
AM I SO FUCKIN HIGH THAT IM SEEING BALDIS FUCKING BASICS.
1T HAPPENED WH1LE 1 WAS NOT 1N THE 1MMED1ATE AREA
WHERES THE CORPSE
never gonna believe this update: leg still hurts
I AM STILL HIGH AS SHIT I NEED TO BE WRECKED AND BITTEN AND SCRATCHED PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPL #NSFW
Nothing Jeff the Matters
a song of tribute for all of those who thought it would be a good idea to go to that thing today #eridanweek https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SMhwddNQSWQ&pp=ygUaZGFyZSB0byBiZSBzdHVwaWQgd2VpcmQgYWw%3D&ra=m
I'M THE NORMALEST.
NUH UH.
I'M NORMAL RIGHT NOW I'M SO NOOOORMAL YOU CAN TRUST ME GUYS. YOU CAN TRUST YOUR FRIEND KAR VANTAS. (((((;B
#cravingmeat oh yeah i am
help @accursedAbyss spilled green dye on me https://file.garden/acTt5G-lGD3FoE4W/Normal%20Felt/Eggs%20Greened.png
just saw a nepeta talking about preferring meat over candy... ... i don't think i'll be sleeping much tonight.
youre right fuck how dare you make me forget what my alarm was for
it probably wasnt even that important i bet making mountains out of not even mole hills here ant hills black ant hills so you know this shit is hella unserious
apparently i was supposed to do something because past me set up like five alarms to go off at once the alarm name is labeled dont forget important youll never guess what happened
my kid is staring at me and i cant help but feel like he is judging
SHOULD I HAVE BEEN AT ERIDAN WEEK TODAY??
geez… i really just made myself feel old because i just realized some of the memories that have been stirred up by all of this were like ten years ago the fuck
..they’re in the walls. I CAN HEAR THEM. #substance
im filing this under the bio weapon theory though so i am still partially right
this is somehow worse than the nuke
1M HUNGRY
jeez louise.
•ᴥ- wanting to do some clownin around. -‿- -ᴥ•
dude be careful shaking your head you might knock one of your screws loose alas poor yorick who give a fuck listen im all empathetic about your plight and shit i get it were literally being denied our branding for the sake of troll blood bs they dont even have red blood to fill out the roster when you know and i know yes they fucking can have regular ass red blood
cant believe all my ui has to be shithead gray just because i dont feel like declaring my sexy and demure blood color to the whole of chittr human discrimination i tell you how am i supposed to thrive as a creator in these circumstances you want me to lie chittr dot ing get on my knees and whimper that sorry im not even a real blood boy i just fuck with this color scheme more than nothingburger anonymous im just gonna mark myself as the blood thats on the top i think that ones the best one and its not politically loaded at all
i think i want 2 sleep moar.... how is dat even possibl xP
> m00d
IF I WEREN'T STUCK ON A SPACESHIP, I'D HAVE DONE SO MUCH THIS WEEK. I MISSED SO MUCH. DETECTIVE YAOI, #ERIDANWEEK (WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT IS), #FISHINGFRIDAY
// I bought cheesy ramen and this shit is not cheesy it's spicy I have been lied too.
yall ever forget just how wet water gets you or is that a just me kinda thing
I have bec0me immune t0 eridans
NOOOO IM BLOCKED BY SMILE DOG??!?!?! genuinely collapsing on the floor sobbing and shaking rn #silly
*makes me question my sanity whatever
i love jack dearly as a friend but sometimes he questions my sanity
I am so Jeff the Pissed off right now.
I lowkey don't even fw god tiers all that much. You think you have someone in a perfect trap and then BAM they turn themselves into actual light????
Finding more of you lovelies who have me blocked. Yummy. Feed me that hatred.
Friendship beam.
Dave keeps saying I need to choose a more updated photo for my pfp but ehhh, I think this one works just fine, even if it is pre-sburb ^_^
Why is everyone BARKING. We are not DOGTAURS, people.
Wait. Are those bros, like... BREAKING UP?
Damn it. This site's programming RUINS my emoticons! <=>:[
damn. well, worth a shot, right? guess it's back to plan a.
yeah, you too.
ANYWAYS. NAP TIME.
okay cool sick. hey actually do you have any advice for uh. how to. leave?
okay cool. how's that going by the way because i'm working on my own way to leave this black hole
okay hold on what i meant was basically "are you the dave that left the black hole"
hey davebot how's it going? are you... my dave?
wait hold on that sounds really gay
hey roxy, if you see this chitt, very important question. is the point still intact? vriska didn't, like, break it or anything, did she?
hate bot hal i see u making ur daily rounds good morning sweetheart i hope ur day is hateful and menacing
He can suck eggs, people should be shaming both him and my brother for promoting AI content on this platform
my posts have been slowing down because i've been really busy writing / new album in 3 nights / i'm so excited
(SILENT RECHITT. YOU CAN TELL I'M SILENT BECAUSE I'M WRITING IN PARENTHESIS.)
why r u metal dave (u know like how sonics gotta metal sonic) (LMAO) (wait actually tho this is kinda freakin me out)