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@deartuateFoppotee
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Beam that makes you go "huh".
⚗ ☾ONGRATULATIONS to @deartuateFoppotee phor 🝭eing phirst of MANY to soon 🝭e enlightened. i will WEAVE myth into 🝭eing with my TOP-NOT☾H ☾on☾o☾tions

PÖV: Yöu walk intö my albutiön trap https://file.garden/Zu7pjGV7öGLUPzsR/cc96ba167f5bdce8881ca8bca04ff2ef.jpg

(°. sarpil's mailb𖦹x entry #4 "if y𖦹 leg g𖦹t cut 𖦹ff................ w𖦹uld it hurt??>???" yes ... all 𖦹f my limbs are in their places .... yet --> #g𖦹re (ish?) .°)

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you have come to a doorway sprouting from within one of the hedges. this is it, the end of the maze. what do you do ?
Ho ho holyshittheworkshopisfireeveryoneisdyongohfuckohgod
Ho ho ho, who wants to come sit upon Santa Claws lap and tell him what they want this perigees eve? (Hotties who can throw it back crazy style only, all rights reserved, limited to while supplies last)

↗️"WAH, WAH, THE JOB ASSIGNMENT MARKET IS IN SHAMBLES, THE ONLY THING I CAN DO IS WARM THE FUNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE."↗️ ↘️you say, with a resume that has no cover letter.↘️ ↗️I WOULDN'T CALL YOU BACK FOR EVEN A PRIMARY INTERVIEW EITHER, WITH A PORTFOLIO LIKE THAT.↗️





