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ASS OR TITS? ASS OR TITS?!?!?! I'M ABOUT TO BEAT YOUR ASS, SOLDIER, IF YOU DONT GET YOUR BIG ASS TITS OUT OF MY FACE AND REPORT TO YOUR SUPERVISOR, RIGHT!!! THIS!!! GODDAMN!!! MINUTE!!!!!!! #NSFW
i thought the troll in front of ya wwas suckin prof's bulge and thought "i dont think theyre gonna care bout the yaoi chief" #nsfw

「nykyaa! this forum style is so baka! boku can't even input his cool custom forum signature... щ(`Д´щ;)」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: baka is the east alternian way to say stupid. it's only one syllable, because they prioritize being swift and concise! (⸝⸝◜o◝⸝⸝) boku is my east alternian pronoun, it basically means that i'm a really cool guy kekeke (˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵)]

「why does megane-san have to shave his nubstump ಠ益ಠ his official dakimakura of dtuber-chan likes his bushōhige.」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: dakimakura is a pillow for someone's coupsession! they're especially designed to withstand otakus and their nuzzling bushōhige kekeke~ :3... their keratinous neck hairs.✍️(⎚-⎚)✧]

「kekeke... megane-san has the most wonderful thread signature ever. when everyone sees it, they can't help but exclaim "megane-san! subarashiiiiii!♪(´ε`*)"」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: subarashi means... completely amazeballs! this is the east alternian way of expressing complete admiration and gratitude for your otaku friends.] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7b78dd2e3d17.png

「i do not only watch dtuber-chan for her massive oppai...(; ̄Д ̄) i watch her for her personality. i keep my quadrants open for dtuber-chan. i love dtuber-chan. dtuber-chan is alternia's most perfect girl. everyone wishes they were dtuber-chan!」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this is a #NSFW eropostu! due to its #suggestive content! oppai DOES mean rumblespheres, after all... kekeke~.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)━☆゚.*・。゚]

「boys cannot be kawaii... only kyute girls can be sugoi enough to earn the sacred, eastern alternian title of かわいい. (●´_`●) shruggu.」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kawaii is an ancient, eastern alternian way to refer to a cute girl. this title is sacred to the girl gender, no arguments allowed! boys can only be kūruna... or minikui, in the case of megane-san's haters! (˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵)]

「k-kyaahhh!! ai-chan and all the kyyyyute ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)━☆゚.*・。゚ girls here are giving me a super spurting hanaji! i'm getting lightheaded... this reminds me of "kono monogatari no shujinkō wa, fukusū no nakama ga iru sekushīna orību-iro no otokodesu!?!★"(´⊙ω⊙`)!!」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: hanaji (鼻血) means bleeding from your cartilagous sniffbump! kyahhh is what megane-san says when he's totally startled and blushing! Σ(•̀ω•́ノ)ノ]

「seeing fans of western animation makes me sick! gyuhh... it makes me gerogero (ゲロゲロ) all over my keyboard!Σ(°△° ꪱꪱꪱ) there's no absolute zettai territory... nyo kyute gyirls nyeh. (๑ ⁍̥̥̥᷅ ᴈ⁍̥̥̥᷅)」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: gero (ゲロ) means to be sick to your rumination chamber! and i put in my own unique spin to make it sound more kawaii! ✧⁺⸜(・ ᗜ ・ )⸝⁺✧ zettai territory is the strip of skin between a cute girl's stockings and her skirt! which means nothing... allegedly... kekeke~ 𓁹‿𓁹]

「boy's love... what do boys have to be in love about!( ̄□ ̄;)i've tried reading doujinshi like mister aayees' beaststock reproduction hive... tch. yama-nashi.」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: gyah! this post is #nsfw for content containing referencing xxxtreme material!Σ(°△° ꪱꪱꪱ)doujinshi is a special comic, published by east alternian mangaka- also known as "authors" in the western world! yama-nashi means totally lamesauce... tch is something cool meganedere guys like megane-sama say.☆(⸝⸝⸝º⁻̫º⸝⸝⸝)]

「shoooo many kyute girls to watch on the dash! but megane-san is saving himself for dtuber-chan, so please (人*′Д`*) keep your pantsu on.」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: pantsu means... i can't even type it! (о゚д゚о) how naughty! kekeke~]
Yo anyone wanna bang #nsfw #dracᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ

✿ 𖧧he w❦❦d fr❦m 𖧧he eckleburn 𖧧ree can make m𖥧meaqu𖥧ns. m❦ve sl❦w en❦ugh and 𖥧𖧧ll c❦py y❦ur m❦vemen𖧧s bef❦re s𖧧ay𖥧ng 𖥧n place f❦r a few w𖥧pes. l❦gg𖥧ng ❦f 𖧧he 𖧧𖥧mber has ceased h❦wever, due 𖧧❦ 𖥧𖧧s ❦m𖥧n❦us pr❦per𖧧𖥧es and 𖧧he ple𖧧h❦ra ❦f 𖥧nc𖥧dences 𖧧ha𖧧 f❦ll❦wed. 𖥧𖧧 makes f❦r g❦❦d 𖧧𖥧nder 𖧧h❦ugh, n𖥧ce smell 𖧧❦❦ ✿
Ho ho ho, Denied. Pack of wolves at your door.

havin a sweet treat https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/cbdfe66fc588:png #food

#daddymissesyou

#ImSorryDaddy #KittenHasBeenDealingWithShit #LetsHangSometime
I'm running this test again to see if the first time was just a one-off. Club react this post if you'd voluntarily let me beat you over the head with a blunt weapon.

Me, On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown: The Milkman #themilkman: https://i.imgur.com/twnyn6z.png

watching the zoe arc of troll one piece / they made this for furries i think

take more picturezz pleazze







