♠ hated by @deartuateFoppotee
｢nykyaa! this forum style is so baka! boku can't even input his cool custom forum signature... щ(`Д´щ;)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: baka is the east alternian way to say stupid. it's only one syllable, because they prioritize being swift and concise! (⸝⸝◜o◝⸝⸝) boku is my east alternian pronoun, it basically means that i'm a really cool guy kekeke (˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵)]
｢why does megane-san have to shave his nubstump ಠ益ಠ his official dakimakura of dtuber-chan likes his bushōhige.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: dakimakura is a pillow for someone's coupsession! they're especially designed to withstand otakus and their nuzzling bushōhige kekeke~ :3... their keratinous neck hairs.✍️(⎚-⎚)✧]
｢kekeke... megane-san has the most wonderful thread signature ever. when everyone sees it, they can't help but exclaim "megane-san! subarashiiiiii!♪(´ε｀*)"｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: subarashi means... completely amazeballs! this is the east alternian way of expressing complete admiration and gratitude for your otaku friends.] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7b78dd2e3d17.png
｢i do not only watch dtuber-chan for her massive oppai...(；￣Д￣） i watch her for her personality. i keep my quadrants open for dtuber-chan. i love dtuber-chan. dtuber-chan is alternia's most perfect girl. everyone wishes they were dtuber-chan!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this is a #NSFW eropostu! due to its #suggestive content! oppai DOES mean rumblespheres, after all... kekeke~.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ]
｢boys cannot be kawaii... only kyute girls can be sugoi enough to earn the sacred, eastern alternian title of かわいい. （●´_｀●) shruggu.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kawaii is an ancient, eastern alternian way to refer to a cute girl. this title is sacred to the girl gender, no arguments allowed! boys can only be kūruna... or minikui, in the case of megane-san's haters! (˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵)]
｢k-kyaahhh!! ai-chan and all the kyyyyute ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ girls here are giving me a super spurting hanaji! i'm getting lightheaded... this reminds me of "kono monogatari no shujinkō wa, fukusū no nakama ga iru sekushīna orību-iro no otokodesu!?!★"(´⊙ω⊙`)!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: hanaji (鼻血) means bleeding from your cartilagous sniffbump! kyahhh is what megane-san says when he's totally startled and blushing! Σ(•̀ω•́ﾉ)ﾉ]
｢seeing fans of western animation makes me sick! gyuhh... it makes me gerogero (ゲロゲロ) all over my keyboard!Σ(°△° ꪱꪱꪱ) there's no absolute zettai territory... nyo kyute gyirls nyeh. (๑ ⁍̥̥̥᷅ ᴈ⁍̥̥̥᷅)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: gero (ゲロ) means to be sick to your rumination chamber! and i put in my own unique spin to make it sound more kawaii! ✧⁺⸜(･ ᗜ ･ )⸝⁺✧ zettai territory is the strip of skin between a cute girl's stockings and her skirt! which means nothing... allegedly... kekeke~ 𓁹‿𓁹]
｢boy's love... what do boys have to be in love about!（￣□￣；）i've tried reading doujinshi like mister aayees' beaststock reproduction hive... tch. yama-nashi.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: gyah! this post is #nsfw for content containing referencing xxxtreme material!Σ(°△° ꪱꪱꪱ)doujinshi is a special comic, published by east alternian mangaka- also known as "authors" in the western world! yama-nashi means totally lamesauce... tch is something cool meganedere guys like megane-sama say.☆(⸝⸝⸝º⁻̫º⸝⸝⸝)]
｢shoooo many kyute girls to watch on the dash! but megane-san is saving himself for dtuber-chan, so please (人*′Д｀*) keep your pantsu on.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: pantsu means... i can't even type it! (оﾟдﾟо) how naughty! kekeke~]
Yo anyone wanna bang #nsfw #dracᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ
this is the future lowwblood radicals are tryin to take from you https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d666f1a7b9eb.png
✿ 𖧧he w❦❦d fr❦m 𖧧he eckleburn 𖧧ree can make m𖥧meaqu𖥧ns. m❦ve sl❦w en❦ugh and 𖥧𖧧ll c❦py y❦ur m❦vemen𖧧s bef❦re s𖧧ay𖥧ng 𖥧n place f❦r a few w𖥧pes. l❦gg𖥧ng ❦f 𖧧he 𖧧𖥧mber has ceased h❦wever, due 𖧧❦ 𖥧𖧧s ❦m𖥧n❦us pr❦per𖧧𖥧es and 𖧧he ple𖧧h❦ra ❦f 𖥧nc𖥧dences 𖧧ha𖧧 f❦ll❦wed. 𖥧𖧧 makes f❦r g❦❦d 𖧧𖥧nder 𖧧h❦ugh, n𖥧ce smell 𖧧❦❦ ✿
Ho ho ho, Denied. Pack of wolves at your door.
havin a sweet treat https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/cbdfe66fc588:png #food
#daddymissesyou
#ImSorryDaddy #KittenHasBeenDealingWithShit #LetsHangSometime
I'm running this test again to see if the first time was just a one-off. Club react this post if you'd voluntarily let me beat you over the head with a blunt weapon.
🥛preparations For Tomorrow Are Ready! Now Its Time To Relax :)🐄
🥛only If Your Are Lactose Intolerant🐄
Me, On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown: The Milkman #themilkman: https://i.imgur.com/twnyn6z.png
watching the zoe arc of troll one piece / they made this for furries i think
take more picturezz pleazze
✿ https://media.tenor.com/DuGIgfmndQ4AAAAM/minion-laugh.gif
✿ says the guy moaning every other message 🙄
✿ IM 10 FT TALL i am NOT SHORT
unle22 ii wwanna get real gay real fa2t iit2 be2t ii do not..