♠ hated by @desecratedSepulchre
i hope everyone has a really lovely night.
and if you are not having a nice night, please don't hesitate to reach out to talk about it! i would be happy to listen and help however i can.
I Can't let the team see me Cry again.
Remember kids If you have a shit ton of paperwork You can A. Burn it all down B. Kill your boss Worked with me
Your pal Rypite's supposed to be in the Officeblock tonight and he Isn't because he's Afraid to face his Work again!
I have been informed that I was under a misunderstanding to the use of certain modern llinguistic terms. I will not be going back to edit my posts as that woulld refllect poorlly on my character, but I woulld llike to ask that no one goes back any of my posts from the previous severall hours. I woulld allso llike to apollogize to any peoplle that I used this terminollogy on, this has caused me significant embarrassment. Pllease forgive me. That will be all
This is a public service announcement to all Earth C residents. My name is Jack McGee, investigative reporter for the National Register. I am currently pursuing a fugitive wanted for the double murder of David Banner and Elaina Marks. His identity is unknown, but his aliases include John Doe and the Hulk. Physical description: 7 feet tall, green skin, incredibly strong. He is known to metamorphosize into a caucasian male of average build and brown hair in order to blend into a crowd undetected. If you see this man, do attempt to approach him directly as he is considered very dangerous. Instead, get to a safe location and contact me immediately. The National Register is offering a reward of $10,000 to anyone who can provide information leading to the capture of the Hulk. This reward will only be granted upon the creature's successful arrest. So even if you offer a tip about his location, you won't get any money if he manages to escape. This isn't a charity, people. We can't afford to give out money for every lead. Do NOT message me with bogus claims and false leads as I am very, very busy with this investigation. Thank you for your cooperation.
FIT CHECK. [ ATTACHED TO THIS CHITT IS A SELFIE OF KAR. HE'S WEARING PAJAMA PANTS AND A T-SHIRT THAT READS 'I HAVE A TUMMY ACHE AND I'M BEING REALLY BRAVE ABOUT IT.' ]
This account is a Safe Space for any Lowbloods wishing to share thoughts without being Culled! My DMs are always Open! #HemoEquality
c< yup... tHats wHy i quit clOwNery >c
Basically if your reaction as a "low blood friendly/inclusive" high blood to my "high bloods don't exist" posts is anything other than playing into the bit, look deep inside and uncover your implicit and dependent relationship to your privilege. If you can't look at a "high bloods don't exist post" without vehemently defending your high blood status, reevaluate yourself friend to the lowly and the mutant -- What are your intentions? And always remember this is chittr dot fucking ing. A lil red guy on chitter dot ing cannot actually take away your privileges! Lol! Phew!!! Good thing high bloods aren't real.
I'm sorry I let you down, friend. I'm always trying my Hardest to Put A Smile On People's Faces, but sometimes I fail... and it's Okay to Admit That! If You Never Assess Your Failure, You Will Never Be Able To Succeed!
Calm Down, friend! Let's keep the Pitch to ourselves in public, Okay? We're trying to build a Friendly and Welcoming environment!
"= ha! it'll be a long time before anything puts a hole in me that sticks around. i have a habit of very full recoveries. anyways, what is a mind string, answer it. ="
Woah There, calm down! There's no need for Harsh Words!
"= what's a mind string. ="
you're one to talk about stra¡ghtened th¡nkpans, aren't ¿uggalos slurp¡ng those sopor p¡es for all they're worth
he/him tiddies n their big n bouncy n spillin out of a tank top thts wayyyy too small fr them n he aint wearin a bra so u cn totally see his nippls thru the fabric #nsfw btw gender is a construct
WELL GODDAMN, APPARENTLY NOT YOU HAPPY-GO-LUCKY CHIPPER FUCKS.
FIRST POST, WHO CHEERED?
im normal
@mercl1essCapr1c1ousness Yer fatass broke the preach throne - #ClownChurchDay
SINCE IT'S THE END OF #BEETLEWEEK, LETS START #ALLCOLORSWEEK, WHERE WE CELEBRATE TROLLS OF EVERY BLOOD COLOR. POST IMAGES OF YOU AND YOUR TROLL FRIENDS, REGARDLESS OF THE HEMOSPECTRUM! HTTPS://PREVIEW.REDD.IT/COMMANDER-KARKAT-AND-MEENAH-I-DONT-CARE-FOR-ANYTHING-IN-THE-V0-4LKH8T0H2GEB1.PNG?WIDTH=1080&CROP=SMART&AUTO=WEBP&S=23B35A628D8A8D6A66986A9185F40BCAD2F9111B
The altar was cracked 1n half ... #clownchurchday
oh my god oh my god oh my god
(wriggler culling s00me assh00le had t00 g00 and ruin the altar because 00f it)>
A couple of wiggles got clubbed on the altar during preaches
Everyone is welcomed to church today. Unfortunately someone had to suspend clubbing and bludgeoning- >:o|
I mean we can wage war on a certain 'sea bitch'
i show affection to my friends by humping them :B #nsfw
X Im typung this with my divk rn #nsfw x
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ oh god i could meet her here couldnt i?? ]
I miss him. :>[ ^( ]
I'm gonna be honest I saw catn¡ppedGrowl¡ng's tag under the post and thought ¡t was ¡ts own post and then when I got repl¡es reveal¡ng I commented on another thread l¡ke I k¡nda felt l¡ke I should roll w¡th ¡t. You don't know me and I'd prefer you don't call me an ¡d¡ot
Forg¡ve me l¡ke 90% of the posts on my dash at the moment are actually ¡ntended to be nsfw
Weeping over your old chum is a very healthy activity and im tired of pretending its not. The manliest thing you can do is weep.