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D --> Wordle 1,850 4/6 ⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 D -> One letter off from getting it in 3
D --> I do not care if there are words that are more optimal or have more vowels D --> One day the word will be horse and I will get it on the first guess
D --> Strangely irritable mood tonight
D --> Okay I might do some freaky things but I am normal I promise
D --> I think it surprises people considering my not so savory past how STRONG my modern moral code is
D --> I do my best to use my strength to help others D --> I do not think I can rehabilitate my image fully, not considering my past nor my alternates who continue to make the same mistakes D --> But I hope at least to do enough good to at least redeem myself in the eyes of those who matter most
D --> That being said some brooding in general is a required activity for maintaining a dark and mysterious persona
D --> Apologies I have been very busy as of late
D --> I must admit this heat wave is making it more difficult to control my sweating
Understanding when a post is not for you has become a /ost art. Zannen na.
w[ea]r[i]ng [a] n[e]w b[i]nd[e]r [a]ft[e]r tw[o] sw[ee]ps [o]f w[ea]r[i]ng [o]ld [o]n[e]s [i] kn[o]w th[i]s [o]n[e] [i]s my s[i]z[e] b[u]t [ou]g[uu]gh [i] f[o]rg[o]t h[o]w t[i]ght n[e]w [o]n[e]s [a]r[e] y[e]s [i] c[a]n g[e]t [ou]t [o]f [i]t f[i]n[e] b[u]t [ou]gh [i]m c[o]mpr[e]ss[e]d
D --> I am awake and ravenously hungry D --> Time to make a bunch of oats for pre-breakfast
D --> With that song I think I am going to hit the hay
D --> No those are grim dark energy which is technically unrelated
D --> Sometimes I do wish my god tier powers were more compatible with my fighting style D --> Imagine if I had been a breath player and could make sure all of my arrows flew true with the wind D --> Or been a life player so I could heal off injuries to fist fight things D --> Instead I am just very good at stabbing things in the back D --> Or, more accurately punching them
D --> Busy today D --> Lots of summer solstice aftereffects to clean up
[i]dk wh[a]ts wr[o]ng w[i]th m[e] b[u]t [i] st[a]rt [a] pr[o]j[e]ct s[u]p[e]r [e]xc[i]t[e]d [a]nd th[e]n b[u]rn [ou]t wh[e]n [i]t t[a]k[e]s l[o]ng[e]r th[a]n [a] d[a]y
D --> The temptation to make a post about every one of my girls for #matespritmonday individ001y is very STRONG D --> But I fear that amount of PDA might destroy the dashboard through its sheer might
D --> I don't understand why people pity my posts so much D --> I think I need to make a point about how buff and c001 I am more often
D --> Okay I am in D --> #matespritmonday D --> I love my girls so very much
D --> Not wives I am technically unmarried
D --> #nowlistening #equiustunes D --> I Ain't Got No Home In This World Anymore - Cisco Houston D --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ1qKSucFtg
D --> I am going to do song requests again leave a reply or a reaction and I will pick a song out for you D --> It will probably be a very old song so sorry about that if that isn't your style but I will do my best to pick something I think you'd like anyway
D --> Good morning everyone D --> I have been awake for a while but I did not bother saying so
D --> Has me offering song requests to people gotten old yet D --> Because I wish to post but I can never think of what to post and it is an easy go to
H[U]M[A]NS C[A]N GR[O]W [A]ND [E]XP[E]L [O]RG[A]NS? [E]V[E]RYTH[I]NG [I] H[EA]R [A]B[OU]T Y[OU]R B[IO]L[O]GY [I]S H[O]RR[I]FY[I]NG
h[a]v[i]ng [a] h[u]m[a]n m[oi]r[ai]l [i]s s[o] [e]v[i]l h[e] j[u]st st[a]rt[e]d [a] s[e]nt[e]nc[e] w[i]th "f[u]n b[i]rth f[a]ct"
D --> I solved Clueless #199 in 2️⃣6️⃣ guesses with 0️⃣ hints 🤯 Play Today's Game: https://less.gg/clueless D --> This is way worse than wordle
[i]d [a]sk my m[oi]r[ai]l t[o] m[a]k[e] [a]n [a]cc[ou]nt b[u]t h[e] w[ou]ldnt r[ea]lly p[o]st m[u]ch [a]nyw[a]y :/
D --> Wordle 1,823 6/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 D --> Miserable word
D --> Among other things
D --> Wordle 1,822 5/6 ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 D --> My suffering is endless today
D --> I speak only verifiable truths
D --> Oh I am not really the type to take orders at the stage I am in my life
D --> I feel bad for people who have e%pectations for me that I inevitably have to dash D --> But at least my muscles never let anyone down
D --> Oh um D --> I am not quite sure D --> It would have to be different from the kitty maid badge so it's indentifiable D --> A feather duster or my arrow maybe
D --> Wordle 1,818 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 D --> Annoyingly close on #3
D --> It is storming
D --> I've been sort of distracted from the website my apologies
D --> No my arrow
D --> I am going to try and then most likely fail at falling asleep
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D --> What did they do to my quirk
D--> I neeđ a tøwel.
D --> Monster of the day was this giant living whale skeleton that kept lighting fishing ships ablaze and killing everyone aboard D --> You don't see many monsters like that D --> An ocean monster with fire abilities
D --> Apologies if I'm ever a bit. Odd if I interact with some of you, especially if you were a part of my old friend group. The majority of you were gone. It feels sometimes like I am looking at ghosts. Sometimes I am. I'm happy most of you have lived on and are maybe even happy.
D --> It's unfortunate. I was a bit afraid to even share my face let alone a photo. The stigma we carry for the mistakes of our youth
D --> Part of that is also knowing that most people reading "Equius" and #nsfw in the same sentence will be immediately primed and ready to find any contents within to be creepy to some degree
D --> I am still tired but unfortunately there is work to be done
絶 対 にあいつをぶっ殺してやるうううう ううう ああああああ ああああああああ ああ
► ERROR: CRASH REPORT. JUNIOR.EXE IS NOT AVAILABLE. ◄
D --> Another set of shades, shattered helplessly in my impossibly STRONG grip D --> It is good that I had an e%tra set ready for this e%act reason D --> D --> Which I have also shattered
D --> Evil Equius is just what I call most of my alternates
D --> It is strange I think some of the godly titles we were bestowed with D --> I would consider myself someone noble and honourable, always up front and honest, and in a fight generally I tended to want to face something head on or strike it down with a noble bow D --> But I sort of got the powers of being really secretive and being able to appear from the nothingness to strike people with cloak and dagger D --> Isn't that ironic
D --> I have too much power that can be put to use saving people D --> To forsake such duties would be irresponsible
D --> Wait I also received the deverified badge D --> I'm reputable D --> Right D --> I am a reputable person
(=^･ｪ･^=)< i purrchased tomeowdachi island and litterally cannot figure out how to make em smeowch what the shit
D --> Home D --> Tired D --> I am probably going to spend the evening rela%ing with my love
D --> I would never stop drinking milk how dare you
D --> Sorry for the delays on my work orders D --> The ne%t one in line was quite a big request and so it is taking some time D --> You are still free to submit more here at any time https://forms.gle/uL7aNEVjMGcf5GXa8
D --> My internet failed to function for a moment there I think that might be a c100 to get some rest
D --> Not as many responses as I would have liked D --> I think everyone should request things from me
D --> I am in a bad mood so I probably won't be on much today D --> Remember to stay hydrated and get lots of e%ercise
D --> Are people doing smash or pass now is that the thing on the dash #nsfw D --> Okay here is mine D --> Smash my matesprits, smash people I have kissed recently who are not my matesprits but otherwise important to me, pass everyone else D --> Anyway I think saying that you would either pail or not pail an entire subcategory of people's alternates is sort of weird D --> But perhaps it is because I have met so many both wonderful and alternatively reprehensible versions of the same person D --> And I am not just saying that because I know almost everyone would put me as a pass because of my own alternates
D --> I've repeatedly toyed with the idea of forging myself a set of armor to wear but I am constantly beset by concerns that I would not be able to create something adequate to my standards D --> There is simply so many options one can have for a set of armor, and so much work that would need to go into each part of it that achieving true perf%ion is an immense challenge D --> And once I begin work on it, the plans cannot change D --> I have to decide what will be the correct path before I start, and then stick to it D --> Lest I start over all the way from the beginning
D --> Anyway I am hitting the hay early tonight as I've been awake far too long
D --> I have been in sort of a bad mood lately sorry for being quiet
D --> Hi I'm home a bit early today D --> But I also have a headache so that is unfortunate
Eyes blue like the sky, She's the very sun itself. But all suns must set. #Poetry
>>| .if you're .one .of the trolls who got denied, .even when you're highblood .or quite .a figure, you may want to relief your .experience with #outgala . .a hashtag, .indicating that despite .all your .efforts, despite your .outfit .and despite .of your reputation, you were denied .in this so called "grand ballroom" .or gala for short, .i guess, .and don't know what's going .inside. >>| .and .if you mention so called "annex", .it .is more like .a humiliation to .everyone .else rather than .a somewhat place.
All theshe pretty outf|ts on the dAsh mAkws me w|sh | wAs Able 2 Attend :( #jeAlous #m|dn|ghtc|tygAlA
c< #MidNigHtcitygala tHis sHit is OverstiMulatiNg, My sOcial battery is de-fucKiNg-strOyed >c
D --> I think ultimately I am too much of a straight man to participate in bits that would result in the acquisition of badges D --> In this instance straight man is in reference to the position in comedy and not the whole hetquius thing although I guess that is also true
D --> At the end of the day I think I am still a hater at heart
D --> Can I confess something D --> I can't read my own te%t when I'm typing which makes it really hard to know if I made typos
D --> Mind control is the most insidious of powers and one I am very glad to be immune to
how to get. transgender badge.
D-->Perhaps I should slather myself with some sort of sweet substance to tempt the creature into trying to swallow me, no doubt it has caught my scent given the sheer volume of sweat I have produced Then when it inevitably realizes how tangy my sweat soaked body is I will jump into its insides and punch a hole out for to e%tract Karkat through. The thought of killing a creature, even one that is aquatic and very ugly does not entertain me but it must be done for the sake of a friend even if that friend is not the version I have spent the majority of my life with. That being said I am e%tremely dehydrated and the motion sickness is not helping. If I pass out I give full permission to use my body as a 100re. At the very least the leviathan will choke when my odor hits its palette and my rock solid body crashes into its throat muscles. #fishingfriday
D --> I concede defeat your tag is much better than mine D --> I should have done something like Equiusic
D --> A problem one faces when they are so incredibly STRONG that anything they touch with the slightest carelessness is destroyed is that it makes fighting a bit D --> Droll D --> I am not able to really participate in any fair bouts of combat since any strike with full force and intention behind it would utterly annihilate anything it came into contact with D --> Instead combat for me is a challenge of trying to incapacitate my opponent without killing them, which is truthfully rather hard to do given I am not indestructible and thus have to be very careful not to be harmed myself D --> But it still isn't very sporting D --> Having to hold back gives an air of condescension, and it's even worse if I end up winning the bout while doing so D --> But also spoils any victory for the opponent somewhat D --> I do not really know how to get around this, admittedly
D --> Unfortunately I have some things to do so I will be gone for a few hours soon
D --> How does one verbally e%press their desire to do even harrowing feats at the behest of someone else's best interests without saying either that they would die or that they would kill for them D --> Because I'd rather keep living for the people I care for and also I think killing is kind of bad
D --> I am cold D --> This does not us001y happen
D --> Work was a bit more draining than us001
welp that was an interesting few minutes.
they shut down a whole section of sidewalk with the only light to cross a busy intersection i hate it here, can’t a troll get lunch without playing frogger
oh my god oh my god im so sorry ben i forgot
wait actually. do imps get like. heated? is that a thing? why the heck else would they peeping on me? #nsfw.
...I think I might be losing my mind from the stress of tonight because what is even HAPPENING I just did it again aaaaaaahhhhh!!
((Finally got through all my replies just in time for my coworker to ask if I can take his shift tomorrow- the one that starts in less than 9 hours from now. So I guess now I slumber.))
mY KULL SCORE IS, sO MUCH HIGHER THAN, mY KULT, dO PEOPLE, hATE ME, aHAHA,
:33 < equihiss found out what i did behind the faygo tent at #purridanw33k :33 < so meow he won't let me go 33:
((This is also apologies to everyone waiting for a reply from me work is killin me))
D --> #lyrics D --> Mais la vie sépare ceu% qui s'aiment D --> Tout doucement, sans faire de bruit D --> Et la mer efface sur le sable D --> Les pas des amants désunis D --> But life separates those in love D --> Very gently, without making sound D --> And the sea erases on the sand D --> The steps of parted lovers
got pii22ed off and launched a 2u2tenance platter 2o hard iit punched a hole iin my wall AND the buiildiing next two miine. crii2p a22 outliine liike a goddamn cartoon. ii wa2 2o 2tunned ii ba2iically 2topped beiing mad riight away.
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates