♦ pitied by @dialectScholar
D --> Not as many responses as I would have liked D --> I think everyone should request things from me
D --> I am in a bad mood so I probably won't be on much today D --> Remember to stay hydrated and get lots of e%ercise
D --> Are people doing smash or pass now is that the thing on the dash #nsfw D --> Okay here is mine D --> Smash my matesprits, smash people I have kissed recently who are not my matesprits but otherwise important to me, pass everyone else D --> Anyway I think saying that you would either pail or not pail an entire subcategory of people's alternates is sort of weird D --> But perhaps it is because I have met so many both wonderful and alternatively reprehensible versions of the same person D --> And I am not just saying that because I know almost everyone would put me as a pass because of my own alternates
D --> I've repeatedly toyed with the idea of forging myself a set of armor to wear but I am constantly beset by concerns that I would not be able to create something adequate to my standards D --> There is simply so many options one can have for a set of armor, and so much work that would need to go into each part of it that achieving true perf%ion is an immense challenge D --> And once I begin work on it, the plans cannot change D --> I have to decide what will be the correct path before I start, and then stick to it D --> Lest I start over all the way from the beginning
D --> Anyway I am hitting the hay early tonight as I've been awake far too long
D --> I have been in sort of a bad mood lately sorry for being quiet
D --> Hi I'm home a bit early today D --> But I also have a headache so that is unfortunate
Eyes blue like the sky, She's the very sun itself. But all suns must set. #Poetry
Hope everyone who went to the ball had fun while i spent my night rotting on my couch doing absolutely nothing im not jealous at all and if anyone says i am theyre lying
>>| .if you're .one .of the trolls who got denied, .even when you're highblood .or quite .a figure, you may want to relief your .experience with #outgala . .a hashtag, .indicating that despite .all your .efforts, despite your .outfit .and despite .of your reputation, you were denied .in this so called "grand ballroom" .or gala for short, .i guess, .and don't know what's going .inside. >>| .and .if you mention so called "annex", .it .is more like .a humiliation to .everyone .else rather than .a somewhat place.
All theshe pretty outf|ts on the dAsh mAkws me w|sh | wAs Able 2 Attend :( #jeAlous #m|dn|ghtc|tygAlA
c< #MidNigHtcitygala tHis sHit is OverstiMulatiNg, My sOcial battery is de-fucKiNg-strOyed >c
chittrr. how do ii. conversee. with peoplee. in real lifee. send chitt. this iss. torturee. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3b/7b/07/3b7b0753bfc82c0762470bb9ec055e22.gif
D --> I think ultimately I am too much of a straight man to participate in bits that would result in the acquisition of badges D --> In this instance straight man is in reference to the position in comedy and not the whole hetquius thing although I guess that is also true
D --> At the end of the day I think I am still a hater at heart
D --> Can I confess something D --> I can't read my own te%t when I'm typing which makes it really hard to know if I made typos
D --> Mind control is the most insidious of powers and one I am very glad to be immune to
how to get. transgender badge.
D-->Perhaps I should slather myself with some sort of sweet substance to tempt the creature into trying to swallow me, no doubt it has caught my scent given the sheer volume of sweat I have produced Then when it inevitably realizes how tangy my sweat soaked body is I will jump into its insides and punch a hole out for to e%tract Karkat through. The thought of killing a creature, even one that is aquatic and very ugly does not entertain me but it must be done for the sake of a friend even if that friend is not the version I have spent the majority of my life with. That being said I am e%tremely dehydrated and the motion sickness is not helping. If I pass out I give full permission to use my body as a 100re. At the very least the leviathan will choke when my odor hits its palette and my rock solid body crashes into its throat muscles. #fishingfriday
D --> I concede defeat your tag is much better than mine D --> I should have done something like Equiusic
D --> A problem one faces when they are so incredibly STRONG that anything they touch with the slightest carelessness is destroyed is that it makes fighting a bit D --> Droll D --> I am not able to really participate in any fair bouts of combat since any strike with full force and intention behind it would utterly annihilate anything it came into contact with D --> Instead combat for me is a challenge of trying to incapacitate my opponent without killing them, which is truthfully rather hard to do given I am not indestructible and thus have to be very careful not to be harmed myself D --> But it still isn't very sporting D --> Having to hold back gives an air of condescension, and it's even worse if I end up winning the bout while doing so D --> But also spoils any victory for the opponent somewhat D --> I do not really know how to get around this, admittedly
D --> Unfortunately I have some things to do so I will be gone for a few hours soon
D --> How does one verbally e%press their desire to do even harrowing feats at the behest of someone else's best interests without saying either that they would die or that they would kill for them D --> Because I'd rather keep living for the people I care for and also I think killing is kind of bad
D --> I am cold D --> This does not us001y happen
D --> Work was a bit more draining than us001
welp that was an interesting few minutes.
they shut down a whole section of sidewalk with the only light to cross a busy intersection i hate it here, can’t a troll get lunch without playing frogger
oh my god oh my god im so sorry ben i forgot
wait actually. do imps get like. heated? is that a thing? why the heck else would they peeping on me? #nsfw.
...I think I might be losing my mind from the stress of tonight because what is even HAPPENING I just did it again aaaaaaahhhhh!!
((Finally got through all my replies just in time for my coworker to ask if I can take his shift tomorrow- the one that starts in less than 9 hours from now. So I guess now I slumber.))
mY KULL SCORE IS, sO MUCH HIGHER THAN, mY KULT, dO PEOPLE, hATE ME, aHAHA,
:33 < equihiss found out what i did behind the faygo tent at #purridanw33k :33 < so meow he won't let me go 33:
((This is also apologies to everyone waiting for a reply from me work is killin me))
D --> #lyrics D --> Mais la vie sépare ceu% qui s'aiment D --> Tout doucement, sans faire de bruit D --> Et la mer efface sur le sable D --> Les pas des amants désunis D --> But life separates those in love D --> Very gently, without making sound D --> And the sea erases on the sand D --> The steps of parted lovers
got pii22ed off and launched a 2u2tenance platter 2o hard iit punched a hole iin my wall AND the buiildiing next two miine. crii2p a22 outliine liike a goddamn cartoon. ii wa2 2o 2tunned ii ba2iically 2topped beiing mad riight away.
8=D < I am sweating.
8=D < Apologies...
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates