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Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 3927Kull Score: 363334 followers4 following

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tehy could not clone me AS i am already monochrom -from the office of ace dick detective agency

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Ɏ your swa-a-ag could not be conta-a-ained in a-a-a replica-a-ated body you're too sick with it Ɏ

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>This h✦ppened to me.

Ɏ da-a-amn sorry tha-a-at ha-a-appened. wouldn't ha-a-appen to a-a-ace dick though i think Ɏ

>I me✦n my sw✦g could not be cont✦ined.

Ɏ sounds sca-a-ary Ɏ

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if u dont like da cow maybe u need to stop being a bad person who everyone hates (we r always talkin about u behind ur back) -from the office of ace dick detective agency

sum of u r 1 hundered percent liking youre own chits on ur alts 2 mak it seem like ppl gaf about u -from the office of ace dick detective agency

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as a feminist, it is heartbreaking to see a movement spearheaded by a woman co-opted by a man. -from the office of ace dick detective agency

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I surrender

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@dickAce[DA]

you know wat, don worry bout iit.

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Or Angry Delinquent. Ah, old times.

ay im sum ashol wid 100 kult and ive got a gogle form -from the office of ace dick detective agency

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dis was not directed at da guy who just posted in particular dat was bad timin -from the office of ace dick detective agency

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neway enuf feminist theory i gota go to da fuken casino again i lost all of problemsleuth mony to a giant #rat atack -from the office of ace dick detective agency

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i myself am not a hommo but gay men need to do a lot to examine the misogyny in their community and think about why tops/bottoms are stereotyped in the ways they are. -from the office of ace dick detective agency

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As Earth C’s leading expert on women, they don’t tend to enter into the decision-making process between two grown men deciding which one of them would rather take it up the ass. #NSFW #PleaseHold #NobelCommitteeCalling #ToConferMyFeminismAndAllyshipAward #WhichIDecline #TheyShouldGiveItToRankmaid.

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please do not interact with another one of my posts -from the office of ace dick detective agency

and frankly the constant discourse about "who is the top and who is the bottom" exposes your misogynistic worldviews as you subconsciously view the bottom - the one who takes on the role society typically ascribes to women - as effeminate, emasculated, and generally "inferior" to the top. the idea that bottoming is a "submissive" activity and that being a "submissive" partner is in any way embarassing is rooted in millennia of misogynistic norms. consider your own biases and do better. -from the office of ace dick detective agency

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Well said, detective! :) ❣︎

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:> People re^lly do obsess over it to ^ ridiculous degree. Well s^id. <:

A list of things that you are not, for your perusal! - A homosexual man. - A woman. - Intelligent enough to scope crowd-pandering celebrity shilling. - Educated on what I have been informed is an ANCIENT East Alternian trope of forbidden romance, whose fanbase seems to be comprised of PRIMARILY women. But please, SIR. Inform the droves of stupid, feeble-minded girls that THEIR squealing is all for naught and to the detriment of themselves, all in exchange for the heaving, GLIMMERING boon of a fat six likes on your post.

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@dickAce[DA]

An intelligent rebuttal. This is why you're raking in the reacts, Moneybags!

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tonite 4 ur eys only we got 2 ugly gay dudes fuckin. we have canceled al blood sport 2 show u dis so u betta be grateful. -from the office of ace dick detective agency

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HERE COMES: ACE DICK WITH METAL SEATING APPARATṴS. SWINGING WILDLY

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and den da writer suckd his own penis by removing som of his ribcage #nsfw #thescript -from the office of ace dick detective agency

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Interesting.

she sed ta dig a hole i used my semi-automatic to riddle her wit 9mm shovels -from the office of ace dick detective agency

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#violence

i wish i cold colab wit some1 -from the office of ace dick detective agency

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HEY. WHAT'S UP. I HEARD #COLLAB TALK. [⠌]

yes man i wan 2 colab wit u -from the office of ace dick detective agency

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@dickAce[DA]

I'M SO GLAD YOU SAID THAT. LET'S GET THIS #COLLAB GOING! YOU GOT ANYTHING IN MIND? [⠶]

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@dickAce[DA]

BRIEF ME ON THE DETAILS. AND WE CAN GET THIS #COLLAB STARTED. AND THIS CASE, CRACKED. [⁙]

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