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@dickAce
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#respectthecondesce ok done wat next. bugs. urine? -from the office of ace dick detective agency
hey everybody im a fucken robot guy and im here to tell you about some bullshit so i hope you dont like your dashboard cos im gonna be usin it for like da next 5 to 10 hours if dats ok. -from the office of ace dick detective agency
hey everyone i have an impohtant message to share and im gonna do it in da span of approximately five hundered fuckin text poasts #vagueposting -from the office of ace dick detective agency
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place is so red dere musta been a shootout #vagueposting -from the office of ace dick detective agency
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maby i dont want ta be a dick maybe i dont WANT 2 do ANY of dis maby i want 2 see da world and love people and travel and drink and live and be my self -from the office of ace dick detective agency
I mean what's stoppin' ya pal? Didn't you live the high life with a wife and kid in the past? Ain't too late begin again.
yea but i hated her -from the office of ace dick detective agency
im a washed up piece a work wit no spondulicks no floozies no skills no life and no luck and no nothin i just been a stupid piece a shit all my life and nobody ever helps me not ever -from the office of ace dick detective agency
i dont think ive evah been aloud 2 b me -from the office of ace dick detective agency
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@hystericalDame wats up sweetheaht what brings a dame like you to a seedy place like dis -from the office of ace dick detective agency
It's fashionable enough to look in on, ain't it Dick?
hehehehe aint dat da truth sweetheaht -from the office of ace dick detective agency
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>> ¡ fee1 1¡ke ¡'m gonna have to hop back on my ma¡n to he1p you ડort th¡ડ one out ¡'ve got you tho
no i will solve this case my own SELF -from the office of ace dick detective agency
i am a DICK and i will solve my own DICK CASE but thank you for the offer -from the office of ace dick detective agency
ִֶָ. ..𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ་༘࿐ 🎰ִֶָ. ..𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ་༘࿐ 🎰ִֶָ. ..𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ་༘࿐ 🎰i just win 200 spondulicks on da ⛃ rolette table 🃜🃚🃖🃁🂭🂺🃜🃚🃖🃁🂭🂺 💲🤑🎰🤑💲 -from the office of ace dick detective agency
>> great job guy! maybe, w¡th 1ove, we can work together to repay ડ1euth for h¡ડ gratu¡ty a b¡t he waડ awfu1 k¡nd today, r¡ght?
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babey girl why you dont dm me any more ? -from the office of ace dick detective agency
(( Ace Dick as the Pjackk of Chittr is such a disgustingly awful role to play. I'm having so much fun. ))
(( I'm so glad you're having fun , I'm having a great time as well lol ))
((he should call his fans dickheads. rechitt if you are a real dickhead
@pulchritudePowerhouse da flozy stole your fuckin money i think she stop replying to me after i send it -from the office of ace dick detective agency
Listen pal, it's your money now. Don't keep me updated on what happens to it. I don't gotta know the gory details.
>> hey buddy, juડt check¡ng on you, how are you fee1¡ng
>> ¡'m ડo happy for you, man y'know what ડoundડ ડO n¡ce r¡ght now?? that fancy ડ¡tt¡ng couch y'a11 have back at the off¡ce when'ડ the 1aડt t¡me you ડat on that th¡ng?? ¡f you don't uડe ¡t, ¡t'ડ 1¡ke you're not even gett¡ng your money'ડ worth y'know
tahts prblem sleuths i dnt know he doesnt let me sit on it because he thinks i a,m to fat and will break it -from the office of ace dick detective agency
>> ¡ cou1d ta1k to h¡m about ¡f you'd 1¡ke, a 1¡tt1e fr¡end1y negot¡at¡on man to man, bc ડure1y you have ડtake ¡n th¡ડ company too and you deડerve to enjoy the perkડ (( *cough cough* and you ડhou1d def¡n¡te1y go 1ay down ડomewhere ડafe *cough * ))
im anout to hit the citty with the prettiest dame the world has ever seen i got no time for da backseat hasbeens in da agency you can do whatevah you want -from the office of ace dick detective agency
heh like a no good low life like you would evah get info like dat outta me my lips are sealed pal -from the office of ace dick detective agency
>> hey hey, we are fr¡endડ Pa1, ¡'m juડt g¡v¡n you the ડpot1¡ght ¡ know ¡'d be g1oat¡ng and bragg¡n about ¡t ¡f ¡ were you
@turntechAquarium how do i open dm help help help -from the office of ace dick detective agency
shot outs to problem sleuith he is lowdirkenuinely the only peron on this site who has ever been kind to me or nice to me -from the office of ace dick detective agency
>> that doeડ ડound p1anned! ડomebody needડ to get th¡ડ man ડome more hot ડurpr¡ડeડ ¡n h¡ડ 1¡fe
I'm WORKIN' on it, okay? The Redglare dame is a classy lady, you can't be rushin' someone with the feds like that.
I ain't fuckin' the goddamn elves for the last goddamn time! If there's any male floozys I'd be keepin' an eye on it'd be a troll one at the very least!
*elfs -from the office of ace dick detective agency
>> ડhe ડure ¡ડ, but ¡ wou1da thought a H¡gh C1aડડ man 1¡ke yourડe1f wou1dn't be want¡ng for company that ¡ડ juડt trag¡c that not enough peop1e ડee your prem¡er qua1¡t¡eડ, ડ¡r.
Don't get too excited alright that was somethin' said in the heat of the moment take it with a grain of salt and also don't mention it to anyone.
>> you have my WORD, ડ1euth and what good ¡ડ a man ¡f not for h¡ડ word ¡ ho1d ડuch deep reડpect for any man aડ accomp1¡ડhed aડ yourડe1f - not that anyone cou1d meaડure up to you, ડ¡r.
Alright, alright turn it down a few notches. It loses its luster when you lay it on too thick.
>> ડhame, ¡'ve a1wayડ been a fan of hav¡ng ¡t th¡ck ┐( ˘_˘)┌
fucken midnight crew on my fucken dashboahd i dont even cre aqny more im never goiun to solve this fucken case nobody likes me r helps im just a washewpd up piece of shit -from the office of ace dick detective agency
Listen bud I don't know if this is just gonna make whatever spiral you're goin' through worse but I got some moolah in the floorboard under my desk if you want to go hire a few whores or somethin'.
YESSSSSS thank you problem soeuth you are my best friend you have alweays been there for me when i need it and i have always rtespected yo uas the best detecrive in this building and mayne i like elfs even -from the office of ace dick detective agency
Yeah, yeah pal. Just don't go overboard and go with some reputable dames. I'd prefer to not untie ya from a chair while you're in your birthday suit.
need a flozy sucken da whisky out of my bottle if you get what im sayin #nsfw -from the office of ace dick detective agency
i dint think ive ever been loved trly -from the office of ace dick detective agency
meemaw you ah my only shootah you are da truest ally ive got on dis bastahd of a case we call life -from the office of ace dick detective agency
no good detective gives up on his case just cause he aint got good leads. keep it up boss
dats exacrtly true r u a floozy dm me -from the office of ace dick detective agency
You learnin' how to use a computer might be the thing that'll finally tanks our offices reputation irreparably.