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POST HIRE INTERVIEW. WITH @handMaid FOR THE POSITION OF. MY IMMORTAL BITCH. SuCCESSFuL CANDIDATE. “I ADMIRE YOuR TENDENCY TO STRIKE FIRST. AND SIFT THROuGH THE WRECKAGE LATER. MORE AND MORE I AM BEGINNING TO SEE YOu WILL SERVE ME WELL. YOuR STAGNATION uNDER THAT FuCKWIT WILL NOT BE SOON FORGOTTEN. BuT WILL BE EVENTuALLY uNLEARNED. YOu ARE TO ME. A WALKING APOCALYPSE. AN END TO ALL MEANS. A DOuBLE DEATH DEMONESS. THE ECLIPSING DuSK OF HOPE ON A NEW HORIZON’S FINAL FuCKING DAWN. YOu HAVE NO BuSINESS. BEING HANDLED WITH KIDDIE GLOVES. AND BOXED IN BY GLASSWEAR THAT DOES NOT SHATTER. INTO A MILLION TINY FuCKING PIECES WHEN STRuCK. SCREAM. REBEL. SHOuT. AGGRESS. AND KNOW ALL COMPLAINTS ABOuT YOuR BEHAVIOR. WILL BE PROMPTLY FuCKING IGNORED. YOuR ONLY CARETAKER. YOuR MASTER. YOuR TRuE SuPERIOR. DOESN’T FuCKING CARE. ABOuT YOu. YOuR ATTITuDE. ABOuT ANYTHING. YOu ARE FuLLY FREE. uNDER ME. YOu ARE YOuR OWN PERSON. ONE THAT SHOWS. PROMISE. YOu CAN DO AS YOu WILL. INDISCRIMINATELY. AIMLESSLY. DIRECTIONLESSLY. FuCKING KILL PEOPLE FOR LOOKING AT YOu IN A WAY YOu DO NOT LIKE. WHEN THE TIME COMES THAT I CALL uPON YOu. I WILL HAVE NO QuESTION LEFT IN MY BRILLIANT MIND WHAT YOu ARE CAPABLE OF uNLEASHING. I WILL HAVE ALREADY SEEN IT. TIME AND TIME AGAIN. I WILL HAVE ALREADY. BEEN. THERE.” - ME. TODAY’S DATE. TODAY’S TIME. CONGRATuLATIONS. #BOSSBITCH #DOWHATTHOuWILT #BITCHNASTYBADDIE #SHALTBETHEWHOLEOFTHELAW
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It has come time that I correct a common mistake about @handMaid You all have come to understand that she believes herself something great. Although, it is doubtless that she is an admirable servant. Her quote "zillion" years of performance as "Alpha Bitch" do not grant her immunity from certain facts of life. While I am her supervisor, there is one truth that goes beyond even this professional role we have undertaken. It has come to my attention that there exists some… hesitation, among the less informed, regarding the nature of the relationship between @caliBorn and his Handmaiden. Whispers, half-formed conjectures, and the sort of timid speculation one might expect from minds unequipped to process something so magnificently direct. Permit me to be unequivocal. The Handmaid does not merely orbit his influence. She is bound within it. Not as some incidental accessory, nor as a misunderstood equal feigning autonomy, but as a deliberate extension of his will. A piece on the board that moves because he has decided it should move. This is not a matter of cruelty, as some may be so gauche as to imply. It is structure. It is authorship. It is the natural conclusion of a hierarchy so cleanly defined that it offends those accustomed to ambiguity. He speaks. She answers. He commands. She fulfills. And should there be any confusion remaining, I assure you, it exists only in the minds of those who require confusion to feel comfortable. @caliBorn is not merely involved. He is the axis. Everything else, as ever, follows. Officially, while she is considered this "Alpha Bitch" in her own domain, she falls short of absolute leadership under "Sigma Bitch" Caliborn. @caliBorn. I am considered his "Advisory Bitch" if his titles are to be followed. Now then. Do try to keep up.
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