♠ hated by @emptyEyes
i havve a suggestion
\My type? Suppose it's someone who'll support me while knowing their place. I'm a troll of standards and my time is precious./
as long as you range anywwhere from rust to fuchsia pulse optional breathin optional its sad to say but tinkerin awway my days thinkin a neww wways to torture folks has gotten antiquated by todays standards and if im not on the cuttin edge of the status quo then im gettin LEFT BEHIND
if youre readin this youre my type and if YOU like gettin rejected youre in the right place i got a fantasy i wwant to livve out
My ex-wife keeps missing me... but her aim is getting better!
A reminder, I am not above wearing a collar but I will be breaking a few leashes #nsfw
maybe i do hide my swweet sensitivve side behind a thin mask a bravvado and post lies online about howw lucrativve my orphanin business really is
Can I uh eat sushi off your body? Think that'll fix me right up #nsfw
SB: it's true though. don't we all just want to be held
feeling like a good boy rn if any beautiful women or they thems wanna scratch me behind the ears
want a boy with a big thick juicy heart who can hardcore smash my fears and anxieties and crush the fuck out of me in giant super soft bear hugs #suggestive #wholesome
You all suck.
ii feel liike ii need twwo clariify,, wwhen ii hate your po2t2 iit2 COMPLETELY PLATONIIC!!
"= i knew my suggestion of oil would come true. the sludgeeee. well. i hope it is that kind. ="
just got fitted for my newwly tailored #rumblenight shorts specially designed to hug my posterior wwith maximum flexibility id of just wworn the old pair from last time but those wwho wwatched the stream wwill recall the moment that jake english tore my shorts asunder wwith his bare hands for genuinely no reason leavvin me to wwriggle about in the oil wwith no friction left to stop me evven dirk wwas like wwhat the fuck man #eridanwweek
D --> I am so normal
"= great try. post again. try harder. ? ="
Get rid of them.
dOEs gEttIng A tAttOO hUrt? I UndErstAnd thEy mUst UsE A mOrE sUbstAntIAl nEEdlE tO pIErcE thE skIn Of Us pUrplEblOOds... dOEs thAt hUrt mOrE, Or lEss?
good evvenin feckless peons
°0 This shipment looks like it'll be full of lowerblood lusii. Good, they fight with most desperation. (3-) 0°
8-> YOU KNOW THEY SAY THAT ALL CURRENCIES ARE MINTED EQUAL, BUT YOU LOOK AT #BITCHCOIN AND YOU LOOK AT #BRAZZLECOIN AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE. 8-> SEE, NORMALLY, IF YOU WAS TO TRADE ONE FOR ONE WITH ANOTHER COIN, YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF A POSITIVE RETURN. BUT #BITCHCOIN IS A GENETIC FREAK, AND IT'S NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25%, AT BEST, AT BEAT #BITCHCOIN. 8-> SEE THE THREE WAY LOOP TOSS AT THE CURRENCY EXCHANGE, YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF PROFITING, BUT #BITCHCOIN, IT'S GOT A 66 AND 2/3 CHANCE OF PROFITING, BECAUSE #CHRISCOIN HOLDERS KNOW THEY CAN'T GO POSITIVE AGAINST #BITCHCOIN, SO THEY'RE NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! 8-> SO #BRAZZLECOIN HOLDERS, YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE, MINUS MY 25% CHANCE, AND YOU GOT AN 8 1/3 CHANCE OF PROFITING AT THE CURRENCY EXCHANGE. BUT THEN YOU TAKE #BITCHCOIN AND ITS 75% CHANCE OF PROFIT, IF IT WAS TO TRADE HEAD TO HEAD AGAINST #BRAZZLECOIN, AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 PERCENTS; #BITCHCOIN GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF PROFITING AT THE CURRENCY EXCHANGE. 8-> SEE #BRAZZLECOIN THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE, AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT THE CURRENCY EXCHANGE.
Gun. React if you agree.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHERE ARE ALL THE PALGS (PHAT ASS LOWBLOOD GIRL) AND WHY ISN'T IT IN MY DMS? #nsfw
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y0u kn0w what, i appreciate the c0nsistency. #mybad
well that's true t00. pretty fair assumpti0n.
i'll 0nly p0st rumblespheres when i hit my 2000 b00nie milest0ne 0n tr0llfundme. https://www.tr0llfundme.c0m/f/supp0rt-a-br0ke-mage-in-these-trying-times
ivve been sayin this minus the wwoman part actually take them out a the equation completely
i just woke up, i'll be as ungrateful as i want.
i always need a sec0nd girl.