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i dont eat anymore but if you have tried mushrooms and you repsectfully dont like them thats fine but if youre a little bitch baby about it like wah i dont like mushrooms you need to grow the fuck up and like mushrooms okay
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s0rry you d0n't have text two speech 0n let me redo: disbelieving v0ice: no
see previ0us statement
and this ring detects the presence a lowwbloods this one grants the user a clear conscience regardless a the treacherous nature of their actions this ones made a golden foil that blocks out psychic mind attacks and THIS one is on the wwrong appendage
my nemesis brrapp zooppp cast me into a backwwards fuckin shadoww dimension wwherein i wwas immediately beset upon by bat wwinged demons and horrible angelic amalgamations made a congealed feathery godflesh wwith a million goddamn fiery laser beam eyes beaten into a near fatal coma somethin divvine wwhispered into my earfin some hogwwash about provving my wworth and transportalized me to the past FORCIN ME TO RELIVVE THE TORRID AND UNDIGNIFIED DECISIONS MADE BY ALL OUR WWRIGGLER SELVVES doomed to wwatch from behind the prison a my owwn ganderbulbs unable to change wwhat the “”””FATES”””” had in store only for my abrupt death at the hands of a fierce rustblooded yokel (wwhich wwasnt supposed to happen obvviously) i wwas then reincarnated as a gerblin drone and livved for about fifteen swweeps before i keeled ovver fallin off my lieges airship BELEAGUERED AND HAVVIN BEEN BLITZED BY COSMIC FORCES UNKNOWWN i wwoke in a crucible deep in alternias large sea fissures and usin the blood swweat and tears wwrought from my past livves trauma along wwith the concentrated bloody guts of angel-demons ivve made the ultima wwand the force feminizer #nsfww
lar if you wwant to see me dolled up wwith my hair dowwn all you got to do is ASK or beg id prefer beggin
yeah i livved the prince nevver dies noww get the hell outta my wway or youre gettin blasted by a feminization ray no thats not a slam poem its a threat
goregle search musclebeast milk slowwly poured ovver a landhags wwrinkly soles #nsfww #toepostin
crabs bein the final evvolution is a devvastatin revvelation to foot lickers evverywwhere #nsfww #toepostin
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[This is an automated message] It's so funny how you lessers genuinely think you deserve life.
it pisses me off w↔en lowbloods get culled for dumb s↔it~ t↔at's a perfectly good sex toy and you're just tossing it out like t↔at~? i guess t↔ere's a lot of t↔em to go around, but still~ #nsfw #nsfwe
yeah i g0t a confessi0n for y0u all https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2a742510fe72.jpg
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#nsfw at the end 0f #megid0may all 0f the megid0s sh0uld get int0 a r00m and create a bunch 0f time cl0nes and... g00dness... i shant say...
#thighsday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2c74a6651600.png the tag is still a wip 0kay? #nsfw #suggestive (is legs)
SO MANY TIMELINES. SO MUCH TIME.
lowwbloods out here fistin their beavverdads but sure im the wweird one #staywwoke #nsfww
the most beautiful sound in the wworld air trapped in the rubber gullet a your custom pail doll wwhile youre pressin dowwn hard on her throat only to be released in a melodious croak a plasticizer wwhen your bony hips crack her silicone wwobble cheeks wwith enough force to break the cupe creatin a giant hole in the floor wwhich sends you fallin dowwn three stories pail dolly in toww #nsfww
i wwont lovve you as you are but i could maybe see lovvin wwhat i turn you into
#widewednesday
lovve makin loww castes tremble they fall to their knees “cup your hands” i bark seems redundant describin wwhat came next #nsfww #itspiss
be a shame if someone used this little gala powwwwoww as a excuse to assassinate a prominent political figurehead
desperate
draggin nook across the rug like i got wworms #nsfww #nsfwwe
a fan 0f my posts in the wild...
can i have them when y0u're d0ne?
anyone evver notice that the rubbishbloods wwhat cant afford EVVEN the most threadbare clompers and stamp around in the detritus and mud all flippin night partakin in farm wwork or just gods honest gardenin havve the softest most supple dexterous footpads #nsfww #feetpostin
wwhyre they booin you youre right
every0ne worried ab0ut outfits and class as if i d0n't intend two speedrun every negative l0wblo0d stereotype after twenty minutes 0f greetings and scoping 0ut the refreshments.
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selfcest
handle all this, en0ugh for all that. quitter talk. a real man wants m0re than he can handle. i want my hands getting lost in all that. #nsfw
wwhat the fuck are ya talkin about im not tryin to shill my personal stash get your owwn
its okay to find me attractivve an still hate me i knoww its confusin for some a you but dont wworry i wwont tell anyone
gr4v1ty c4n b3 us3ful, but 1f y0u 4r3 p0t3nt 3n0ugh 4s 4 t3l3k1n3t1c 0r ps10n1c 1t's m0r3 0f 4 n3g0t14t10n w1th gr4v1ty.
this describes evvery one a you stinky girls YUCK cooties
scum suckin saturday surreptitiously slurpin sleepin swwillbloods scrunched soles #nsfww #somnophilia #scumsuckinsaturday
i started wwearin twwo wwatches is that anythin
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@singularityManifest what are your top 5 weapons
i came wwith the force of a four course horse smorgasbord #nsfww
candle wwhat smells of the pesky bronze blood nook you killed six swweeps ago #nsfww
gratz
All Aradias are top tier Aradias. Stop that. #dashwatching
lockin in at number four wwith fivve
cowwboy orphaner here to offer you a delicious clovve cigarette in these tryin musclebeast rustlin times
wwwwwwwwwwwwell i havvent asked fuck you
only bad things spit in my mouth ara youd knoww that
my body is a machine that turns lowwbloods into cold deadbloods
demoted from arbalest back dowwn to orphaner chinscab
does anyone wwant me
fucking s0lluxes never just say shit 0utright. it's always g0t t0 be "jump thr0ugh these h00ps and s0lve my riddles tw0" with y0u pe0ple. at least n0w i have a g00d excuse t0 stalk s0me megid0 pr0files again. s0 thanks i guess.
a lowwblood wwhose presence is healin
i make others slob on the crosshairs barrel cause im too cowwardly to do it myself #nsfww
howw the fuck did i miss this put a cigarette betwween your foul fuckin piggies and get a snapshot a you takin a hard almost vvacuum suction-esque drag of said cigarette swweaty grime covvered arches flexin at the camera no one else here has any fuckin taste rankmaid its depressin
no one ask about the psychopomp sex rituals me and @emptyEyes get up to in the DANK DEPTHS of my covvert torture dungeon #nsfww
chittr feed too red wwheres the hotfix
lar i say this wwith the most desperation that EVVEN the most dehydrated sea dwweller stuck in the middle of a blazing desert under the twwin suns couldnt come close to understandin ill pay a inordinate sum of caegar for your gym socks after
no one throww your hat in unless you wwant the imprint a my rings across your jaww dont mind this little quarrel
my notifs provve otherwwise anonymous shitstirrer
i bone dowwn sparingly i wworship at the temple nightly
attracted to her smarts like a intellect attracted to her farts wwhen i smell that devvour her #nsfww #nsfwwe #prose #onmyskyhorse
your noble boots squeak of the finest musclebeast leather as you step out and kick em my wway after spendin the wwhole day wwadin through god knowws wwhat slayin any peon wwho looks at your sidewways swweatin the wwhole wway the aroma makes me faint wwith a.thrasher #nsfwwe #nsfww #bootstinklovversunite
anyone wwant a easy lay #nsfww
hit the road im no easy lay despite my prevvious posts chit and forget thats my motto #nsfww
cant look awway for twwo fuckin seconds and suddenly im gettin conspired against pincer style
hatched to sub forced to dom cause the rest a you sappy slug losers took up all the good seats #nsfww
the night i torched your hivve killed your lusus and bombarded the surroundin area wwith lasers science beams and vvarious chemical wweapons to render your hovvel a unlivveable wwasteland wwherein zombies arise at the dawwn and terrorize other nearby lowwblood cavve dwwellers wwas a defining moment in your life for me it wwas just another chewwsday
wwait a fuckin second i AM nice its them wwho arent appreciativve of my little gestures of niceties laced in my texts like subliminal codes embedded in a sleeper agent
if im in your inbox you already lost this is a courtesy im doin to the rest a you by only invvadin privvates sparinly
there wwas a old vviolet wwho swwallowwed a horse he died a course
go for a roll in the caliginous sandbox wwith one a your wweaker hussies before tryin to take on alternias number one most eligible nemesis
my wweakness jadeblood hyper spheres #nsfww
i like to think her last wwords wwere “i forgivve you eridan” but that cliff wwas a long wway dowwn
:33 < idk about hate bukkake but i would bukkake mew
pussy from a loww angle toes clenched soles in display showwing meager hole just enough to keep em comin back #nsfww
i could get that girlkisser to like me i bet
evvery time one a you tries to relate to me i wwant you to picture me rippin out my crotch hair an swwallowwin it like a dementia patient ye shall nevver knoww wwhat it is like to suffer as i do my pain is singular an no one in the entirety a paradox space has evver been dealt such a shitty card in life hear ye hear ye i am the biggest deuce to evver livve but also i am the specialist boy an you are all jealous a howw tenderly my rump is powwdered an my back is burped by invvisible throngs a mamis that my anorectal fistula is makin me hallucinate
i can probably take up to your elboww #nsfww
dont think less a me just cause my hell wwould be the devvil forcin me to recite my chittr history
thank fuck for imperial insurance sponsored by troll liberty mutual they got my orphice rebuilt and they evven got the fleshy wwall hole in the same spot thinkin of openin up some office hours
cummy tummy #nsfww
fuckin bronze blood druids flooded out of the wwoods tonight and torched the orphice im ruined my rep is in shambles
NO FUCK MY CADRE A GERBLIN DRONES THEYRE INSIDE
wwouldnt be opposed to gettin stepped on right this moment #nsfww
SIGH its high society dealings that i cant expect a muckblood to understand
i must be doin somethin wwrong evvery cantankerous wwretch wwhose inbox i stuff full a pitch and flush prose nevver let me actually take them out good goin eridan youre the best of us
haha if y0u say s0 :)
you dont knoww it yet but you belong to me thats a threat promise evverythin in betwween
its n0t selfcest if theyre y0ur time cl0nes 0u0
s0me 0f y0ur muns are cute t00 :)
might wwhore myself out to get attention aha #nsfw
I find certain Lowblood on this site very flushly attractive. In a non-fetishistic way. I am an ally.
yeah maybe im not capable of NOT inflictin fraught emotional distress in those close to me if not outright strangling them wwith my owwn twwo hands an i mask it wwith a hard outer shell of rude tude and casteism but probably not
spay and or neuter your gutterblood today free at the orphice #nsfww
#imcoming to #megidoday
ugh
if any megidos wwant a slice of eridan noww is your chance #megidominute is back on
y0u can kiss y0ur time cl0ne but 0nly 0n the lips. y0u b0th kn0w y0u d0nt want t0 waste time with f0replay :)
◥▶◀◤ —> Hhh.h...
i'm here f0r y0u.
[|87 :: 1'll take the blackjack and the h00kers but 1 w;ll not become another Arad;a...at least 1 don't th;nk 1 w;ll
DAMN IT.
not a hour passes that i dont refresh the rankmaids troll wwikifeet page in hopes that one day the paparazzi starts payin attention to the goods that matter
not vvery green though is it
i l0ve all 0f y0u and i l0ve that y0u l0ve me t00 but i d0nt think it c0uld w0rk 0ut between a character in a st0ry and a supermassive black h0le that exists ab0ve reality 0n0 but y0u sh0uld sh00t y0ur sh0t anyway because y0u never kn0w!
shouldnt of done that noww im gettin hexed cursed vvexed ouija boards are flyin about my respite block the screams a the damned pound the inside a my skull all hours of the night oughhghhg
understandable havve a great day
fuck you alwways tryin to one up me for a lick a that swweet rusty navvel cavvity WWELL #megidomillisecond top that OH YOU CANT
s0rry i heard sweet rusty navel cavity and blacked 0ut f0r a bit. give me a sec0nd.
kicked a ara today go ask if she enjoyed it the answwer probably wwont shock you
AS LITTLE MEGIDO SAYS. 0_0. I DON'T KNOW. THIS IS STUPID.
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D --> Oh this is lovely
i proclaim today be #megidoday after hours of deliberations wwith my council REJOICE rustblood rubbish evverywwhere
i love aradias. especially you, the aradia reading this.
bad get back in the kennel kittycat leavve the ideas to us wwho arent intellectually challenged
:??< *ac hmmms in question and tilts her head at 33*
:33< :((
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because selfcest is awes0me. #nsfw
its hard wwashin my clothes a the trademark muckblood stink after a roll in the hay at the farm or barn or wwherevver the fuck peons fuck in #nsfww
spit in my mouth step on my face #nsfww
eat science bitch i say before she eats my science
any glowwin blood suckin jadebloods wwith a penchant for dolin out vvindictivve comeuppance to rowwdy vviolets wwant to havve a talk about general pleasantness or perhaps some dirty girlgossip
no one filled my wwater bowwl btww thanks for nothin
fuck me then for reachin out choke on your stupids for all i care
is this serket related wwoes nitram thats eight stupids
grassmunchers are my guilty pleasure wwho leaked my inner thoughts id like this twwice if i could
kicked somethin that REALLY had it comin this time
someone goin to fill my wwater bowwl or wwhat
bad post by anonymous bloodhider let me find you and spill that ichor please
therere upsides to bein the butt of evvery bad joke evver told like no one seein the honed and sharp blade on the other side a said butt
R34L
they dont knoww wwhat id risk for a wwhiff let alone a lick a the swweat faintly wwhat slicks the skin in the heat of exertion #nsfww
it is once again yoga pants season wwhich means you get to see the mathematically perfect curvve of a girls ass crack jigglin just try not to stare for too long or she wwill call the drone patrol #nsfww
Just for the record, and speaking extremely o8jectively, Jane is 8Y FAR the most fucka8le of the alphas. The lead she has on the rest of you is craaaaaaaazy. This is, of course, with Callie in consider8tion, for those of you at the edge of your seats. If we include Tavros and Eridan, Tavros just 8arely eeks out a win against Jane, and Eridan juuuuuuuust loses to Jape for 7th place! Sad. @adiosToreador @gutsyGumshoe @timaeusTestified#0414 @golgothasTerror @caligulasAquarium @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 @uranianUm8ra#4373
mostly you and vvris not to play my hand at all but she and me hit it off kinda
scantily clad sultry muckbloods stompin grapes sevveral hours a day trick curious and intrigued highblood into drinkin their footwwine #nsfww
quads nevver did no good for no one least of all me i reckon gettin your quads filled is directly related to mental decline in trolls our age maybe the wwrigglers can keep up wwith this crap but catch me slakin my thirst on footwwine from any vvixen i happen upon in the streets keeps me feelin free
if ye find yourself allied wwith the nascent earth c council then mark yourself dowwn a enemy of eridan ampora the true leader of the false council AND I HEREBY declare wwar on all things “democratic” also since im on the soapbox does any flashy dowwnright haughty termagants wwant to play foil to my schemes prreferably wwith their big fuckin stompers hmu #nsfww
oh no dont make me inhale your bootstink unwwillingly holdin it up to my face like a trough thatd be fuckin terrible #nsfww
she doesnt knoww im a starfucker #nsfww
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I'm going to take a break for a bit. See some temps. Maybe I'll be back, maybe I won't. If #FriendshipFriday meant anything to any of you, be kinder to the people lower than you on the spectrum. Start caring about their struggles. Start caring about the world you live in. You can make a change if you really try. If Opportunity Doesn't Come Knocking... Build A Door.
Good Evening! Try a Kinder greeting next time, maybe?
i feel so increasinly horny this is pathetic wwhy am i horny AN sad #nsfw
i knoww that you dont wwant me right
azure seductress treats you poorly in a really really mean wway and makes you sniff at her slender tootsies like a deplorable pig snufflin for gubbins but you play up howw pitiful you are and somehoww she lets you hit anywways search #nsfww
dont address me at all i got no more need for any fuckin rakish rustbloods in my dungeons but ill keep you in mind next time in in rut
howw does anyone smoothly transition from a kismesis to a matesprit that sort of vvacillation seems a phenomenon wworth invvestigatin howw could anyone feel flushed ovver the annoyin platitudes spouted at you evvery fuckin minute just musin this aint about anythin in particular dont fuckin reach out
kitten theyre nobody they dont mean nothin to me and i evven rejected the advvances but ill do it ill end myself for you say the wword
i could expect this out of some random mustardblood but ara youre wwoundin me somethin deep wwhatd i do wwhos got to die
thank fuck i been holdin this in its fuckin unhealthy howw dare you address me so casually dirty grassmunchin trollop theres no aroma a girlstink i wwont wwade through delivverin you your deservved repentance youre as terrible a reprobate in as much as your trashblood is lowwdowwn on the caste ladder pheww fuck that felt cathartic
-> the only quad i'd put a fish in is a kismesis. all y'all getting out of me is a hate fuck. #quadrants #nsfw
>> rook¡e numbers gotta get those numbers UP
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unchained eridan has nothin on me he is a blusterin lusus boy an effete milksop wwho nevver had a husktop exploded in his face by captors gutterblood larks as revvenge for deservvedly disbuddin that mudblood tavvros i am a wwarhardened beast an you should vvote #admiralampora or #levviathan if you wwant to be on the wwinnin team #eridanwwar
im dead proof that an eridan can be just fine wwithout quads an yes evven wwithout a moirail because as much as id lovve to wweavve a pretty little lie that me an fef both god tiered in our timeline an cleared up all our shit no that nevver happened an frankly i havvent seen the one from my timeline in fuckin YONKS but im here an im fine an i dont go outta my wway to kill anybody wwho aint deservvin of it yeah im a little prickly but considerin the fuckin alternativves can you really say thats all that bad
:33< stopping myself furom saying cant relate but i can... :33< id rathpurr be furrly naked :33< #nsfw
would you keep a locket with my picture in it
wwe all knoww the wwar wwould come to a bloody stalemate betwween me an @cesarianAqueduct aka the twwo alpha eridans wwe wwill beat our hairy barrel chests an belt out in ancient hydralike wwarcries before wwrasslin in nothin but our bone bulge wwrappers
sorry kitten daddys prepping for the dawwn of #eridanwwar and its killed his libido so no serious sexy times until ivve slain ten a my doubles at LEAST #nsfww
the only tiiddiie2 II want two 2leep on top of a2 a piillow riight now ii2 @theDemone22 '2 and iit'2 not becau2e they are cute or anythiing, and not becau2e II have a cru2h on them or love then, iit'2 out of pure 2piite and hatred. II hope 2leepiing on theiir tiit2 ii2 liike 2leepiing on hard cold unforgiiviing concrete floor but II liike the iidea of her beiing unable two move, requiired two be underneath me untiil II get a 2nack or 2omethiing, beiing u2ed for no other u2e than really uncomfortable furniiture. #viiolence #hate #tiit2 #tiiddiie2
i got to strike wwhen the irons hot the muse wwaits for no one not evven cute dead girls
its all friendship this teamwwork that wwhat the fuck happened ta makin an example outta someone pullin some random fuckin idiot outta the crowwd an gorin em onstage so the resta the idiots fall in line or better yet wwhen they had public standin trials scheduled evvery half cycle that you could sit in and wwatch wwhoevvers gonna get ate but nooo wwere all reformed an shit noww wwevve gotta respect the binds of a neww legal system wwhat a load a hot fuckin garbage wwouldnt be havvin near as many problems if wwe brought back the idea of public shame and evvisceration
ok i get that im not the most popular suitor at the metaphorical bar but the scrutiny by wwhich you peons dole my wway is sometimes outright laughable
became self awware today anybody wwant to sing my praises about it
evvery night wwe are ebbin closer to the real actual honest to god #eridanwwar
Not my hive, I am LOST and the beast keeps fleeing. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
Thi$ i$ ty₽ic4l b€h4vior of humbl€-blood€d troll$ lik€ you.
you get home to your sad dingy human hovvel to find the door ajar you creep inside already your chest tightens wwith terror and anxiety but you see me i wwhisper happy wwrigglin day before eruptin into a mass of flame you look ovver your shoulder and there i am behind you i shoot you happy wwrigglin day to blue fido and that girlbossin ceo crocker
opinion that might be controversial on here but clean sheets straight out of the dryer are better than sex #nsfw ish i guess
if i make you mad you should take a good long look in the mirror and honestly reckon vwith if youre really that different from me
hey wvhen do i get a turn vwith you in my secret torture dungeon
Vwould the DILF squad be all at once, or vwould they be takin turns?
is girlsmell hot or no please be honest it wont hurt my feelings (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
this is oddly relevvant to my current situation course id nevver be stupid enough to let someone shovve sopor slime into my gills- fuckin god damn piece of shit i just awwakened somethin in myself
you bloody ingrates i risk life and limb sealin awway the dreaded necromancer brrapp zzoopp and the ONLY THING YOU can think about is howw no ones doin enough evvil thank your LOCAL ORPHANER for steppin outside the bounds of his duties to ingratiate hisself to the local populace by slayin dastardly vvillainous types
wwhats funny is theres truly no tellin wwhat sets me off
I think it's time you killed him. :(
wwwwill somebody catch my legs they are gettin awwwway
fuck FUCK wwhy aint i gettin crushed underfoot by a lowwblood wwho dont deservve the privvilege of lookin at me let alone stompin my face in and yeah i DO lovve EVVERY FUCKIN SECOND
sorry i left you on read babe im experiencin sevveral emotional crises simultaneously
showwer time adderall glass a wwhiskey diesel jeans
dont make me do the trend but i knoww if i dont you jerkoffs wwont invvite me out of spite #iwwillbethere
fuck. please?
can you take me to this promised land
is it me or did #eridanwwar backfire cause noww i cant scroll twwo posts wwithout my name and vvisage flashin across the palmhusk if you had any wworries that i wwasnt gonna contribute to the sleww of social sludge wwhat proliferates this site then you better think again also i really wwant stepped on but in a gingerly wway wwith some affections behind it #nsfww
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ Some of them are cute
somethin somethin twwo prisoners about to be executed both are lowwblood trash so wwho cares but one is much more terrified than the other so he asks “howwre you so calm wwith a noose around your neck” to wwhich the solemn one replied “ill be ok i dont believve in fake noose” wwhich is hilarious cause obvviously the noose wwas fuckin real as SHIT and they both died gruesomely wwrithin and kickin
no wwoww thats almost flatterin its the last bloody thing id evver think to read you knoww wwhat ill take a hear me out if its the most affections i can garner
i livve in a shipwwreck but FUCK it SHOULDA BEEN ME
you got your thumb in the shot on the first one btww otherwwise non complaints
everyone post their chittr hear me outs no one get mad but mine is unchained eridan i said dont get mad also slenderman (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, hear me out, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
in my wwar room wwe discuss such thins as stratagems an tactical maneuvvers an girls
oughugg thats too mushy say youll do it wwhile barely holdin in the urge to vvomit on my fresh corpse
UGHHHH wwhos the clowwn that reported me to the higher courts and noww i got a date wwith that giant fuckin asshole his honorable tyranny and yeah i WWILL be representin myself
yeah but again it may nevver reach her because im a innocent party to this strange ritual ok
yes
i wwill or WWOULD if yknoww i owwned the secretivve dungeon keepin her shackled and bound to the floor like a pet but im not
hey the POINT of a secret dungeon is that its secret so dont stick your crooked nose in wwitch
see this is the type of shit that gets you animals up in arms just a poor fuckin prince dowwn on his luck wwantin a lesson on the inferior human anatomy wwhat the fuck
wwas my chit really that bad youd think i hit the wworld troll center wwith a third airship
they fried my tomfoolery synapses you aint got naught to wworry about from ME anywways
if my last post made you feel real vvisceral disgust hmu for a good time and only a little sadism like a healthy amount for any regal sea dwweller wworth their flippin salt
look if the humans dont havve some sorta disgustin vvestigial tail like growwth comin out their backs they could at least provvide some vvisual evvidence like i need you to take a picture wwith your ass out your back bent in wwith your pussy barely peeking through from a loww angle wwith your face in it wwinking wwith your tongue out and your feet in it and your arches exposed your toes clenched and your torso at 3/4 rotation wwith your side boob and your nipples just out of sight wwith a choker on and panties around your wwaist wwith the middle pulled to the side and your hands through the sides of the panties lifting them upwward as your cheeks are out #nsfww #nsfwwe #eridansdiary
hngngnh i threww up thats the sound
you guys are so fuckin lucky that im so laissez faire in my duties bein occupied wwith these horrible shriekin demons that can only be tamed vvia wwild raucous sexual congress #nsfww
do you feel yourself getting a sort of troll stockholms syndrome romance thing for your the guy keepin you or
if its any solace to the trolls i orphaned you ought to knoww that wwhen a orphaner kills a lusus they go straight to the hottest deepest pit of the hells to boil in a perpetual torture steww FOR THE REST OF TIME
classic unchained eridan chit keep em comin eri
crawwled out of the goop tonight after thoroughly gettin my ass handed to me for a change wwhat better wway to relax than stickin a lowwblood wwith a hot iron any vvolunteers if not im just goin to my dungeon and treatin my special guest to some thrillin burns #nsfww #vviolence
i kicked a piss drinkin battery acid guzzlin layabout dirtblood today and her shitty hornetmom
do you think if i pleaded for long enough the empress wwould let me be emperor consort for the day im not askin a lot here but theyd havve to call me some awwesome crap like his imperial cuckoldd
enough wwith the height shit no one cares howw tall you are wwhen youre lowwer than me genetically fuchsias ignore
i bet if tavv or literally anyone else made that post people wwould be pattin em on the back for it for the insight or wwhatevver you all showw your biases as easily as you fuckin breathe
theres a much better wvay to find out for yourself ;)
ask me about my last metamorphosis
someone asked me if i thought i wwas a good orphaner i said if i wwas a BAD orphaner than youd be standin here wwith your hippo dad or some such shit and my KULL SCORE WWOULDNT BE IN THE THOUSANDS
dont be crass im obvviously referrin to the wway our empress holds tight to her uhh 2x3dent yeah
-!- Dude You Should Cum In Her Eye. People Love It When You Do That. In My Personal Experience Anyways. And Get It In Her Hair. And Stuff.
holy fuck shes grippin it like shes tryin to get out that last bit of toothpaste wwith furious fuckin enthusiasm #nsfww
and they say i dont got game https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1a9e5ff044a8.jpg
oh but notice she didnt correct the handsome part HMMMMMM
dont rain on my head and tell me its pissin
this just in i got tipped off by a anonymous source that @emptyEyes wwas stolen awway from her hivve by a handsome and brutish highblood strolling shirtlessly into the wwoods if you havve further info please take it straight to the orphice to corroborate
eridans about to havve a crash out a biblical fuckin proportions the planets gonna be remade in my wwhite fire
im done crawwlin around on my knees face scraping the floor as i approach the feet of a royal in hopes of gettin a sly wwhiff in im only debasin myself to those wwith respect to my time #nsfww
CONSENSUALLY torturin my lowwblood prisoner this evvening if anyones got requests #nsfww
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7035fbb28a98.jpg #nsfww
imagine being cl𖦹istered and dr𖦹pping bangers ( #neigelp𖦹sting )
fef look i turned myself into a pickle im pickle eridan
is this for somethin i done in particular or are you just feelin romantic about me
itd be a shame if someone reported you to the drones again for loiterin and breathin air more suited to royal gills
yes my queen its absolutely IMPERATIVVE that you squirt on my gills once a night AT LEAST so that i dont dry out and die #nsfww
god forbid the guy wwho is literally holdin your life(unlife) in his grubby bedazzled hands havve a fantasy
yeah maybe id like to be shrunk dowwn real small and placed inside the wwell wworn and travveled boot of a powwerful wwitch and try to avvoid bein crushed by her toes wwith evvery step she takes #nsfww #nsfwwe
if it wwere me this is exactly the wwretched behavvior for wwhich i ought to havve taken your flippin palmhusk but i cant stress enough that its not me
i thought about fuckin you but noww its nevver gonna happen you lost a GEM
did i mention upwward mobility spectrum be damned this is a equal opportunity for evven the lowwest scum to the highest cream of the fuckin crop
forget the usual rigamarole im searchin for a loyal strong coxswwain for a small rowwin operation happenin on the coast later tonight if you dont ask too many questions this gig is a real PRIME CAREER OPPORTUNITY
fuck YES im not superstitious or nothin but cmon i wwas hesitant to slay the circle a druids wwhat surrounded the orphice late into the mornings until a chance encounter wwith a concupiscent partner of mine INVVIGORATED ME wwith courage to face them dowwn the newwest addition to my personal arsenal of imperialism made short wwork of them and their devvious doins i just hope this dont havve lastin consequences like wwith those blasted no good lusus lovvers OR THE FLIPPIN INSURGENTS #arbalestarc
god fuck if you people are flippant awwful no good spectators to good theatre im goin back to squirt postin #nsfww
SEA-HORSLE 🟩🟩🟩-🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 first try
just a note for any prospectivve suitors of the pitch persuasion finish this thought later savve
btww im MAYBE the nicest person alivve ask me about it
because wwhat else do i havve goin on
i could be the eridan that eats you if you play your cards right lady
kicked a squirrel today not like hard but it had it comin
oh no she says oh no
this is funny cause it lines up wwith MY post you vvague postin harlot
wwhyre rusts so irresistible theyre a dime a dozen and yet somethin deep and dark in my psyche drawws me in wwas i fuckin hexed again
pretty much yeah
It's a sex thing for them, chief.
-^Yo∇ all are way too open abo∇t yo∇r sex∇al endeavors.^-
oh shit theyre firin me they cant just DO that can they im the best damn shot on this planet ivve slain more beasts than should be ecologically responsible
ouaghhhhuhggh ivve had too much unprotected salacious coitus (i topped) and noww im fuckin preggers the last gift my lusus gavve to me wwas his ability to get “mpreg” for his mates despite bein the one doin the penetratin ohhhh my belly its big an round if only SOMEONE wwould rub jelly on me #nsfww #pregnancy #mpreg #nsfwwe
D --> I worry about you people
humans are so gross wwhat do you mean your nipples aint on your back #nsfww
let it be knowwn i nevver do wwhat i do out of malice wwhen im up in the night sky blastin bats and creatures a the night makin orphans breakin hearts reckon wwith the fact that i do it wwith a song in my pumper joyous and raucous for the LOVVE OF THE GAME THIS ONES FOR YOU
youre givvin me a big head methinks im gonna chit about it
believve it or not but the lowwbloods that you see on the streets are free and you can just take them ivve collected six or sevven to use as bait for the more ornery beasts i got to take dowwn
are wwe experiencin a god damn egg recession my clutch is usually RAMPANT wwith eggs but it seems some egg slurpin fiend has vvacuum sucked these ovvoids to use for dowwnright nefarious purposes i bet IF YOURE THE EGG STEALIN SLUT RAIDIN MY STORES PRESENT YOURSELF TO THE ORPHICE FOR LIQUIDATION #nsfww #? #eridansdiary
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must be nice havvin a schedule that allowws for things like a 'runnin club' some of us are busy stayin up til the early mornins makin orphans
wwhat the fuck dont just brush off my thoughtful and dowwnright adorable nickname
fido they could nevver make me hate you
#beetlewwatch i put beetledad up his kids nose
if any of you #girlbulge havvers wwant to test your might in a frottin match wwith the prince of all princes hmu serious inquiries only #nsfww
wwhat about the boys you misandrist cunt wwheel
i am feelin positivve and lovvey dovvey mushy yucky gross canoodlin is so awwesome
in the extremely rare case i DO like anyones post do NOT read into it if you assume its got some kinda intent behind it ill beat your ass
By reading this, you have decided to participate in a little game. In your home, hive, vehicle, workplace, wherever you are reading this from. I have hidden something. It is imperative you find it. Thank you for #playing this fine day.
i havve a suggestion
\My type? Suppose it's someone who'll support me while knowing their place. I'm a troll of standards and my time is precious./
as long as you range anywwhere from rust to fuchsia pulse optional breathin optional its sad to say but tinkerin awway my days thinkin a neww wways to torture folks has gotten antiquated by todays standards and if im not on the cuttin edge of the status quo then im gettin LEFT BEHIND
if youre readin this youre my type and if YOU like gettin rejected youre in the right place i got a fantasy i wwant to livve out
A reminder, I am not above wearing a collar but I will be breaking a few leashes #nsfw
maybe i do hide my swweet sensitivve side behind a thin mask a bravvado and post lies online about howw lucrativve my orphanin business really is
Can I uh eat sushi off your body? Think that'll fix me right up #nsfw
SB: it's true though. don't we all just want to be held
want a boy with a big thick juicy heart who can hardcore smash my fears and anxieties and crush the fuck out of me in giant super soft bear hugs #suggestive #wholesome
You all suck.
ii feel liike ii need twwo clariify,, wwhen ii hate your po2t2 iit2 COMPLETELY PLATONIIC!!
"= i knew my suggestion of oil would come true. the sludgeeee. well. i hope it is that kind. ="
just got fitted for my newwly tailored #rumblenight shorts specially designed to hug my posterior wwith maximum flexibility id of just wworn the old pair from last time but those wwho wwatched the stream wwill recall the moment that jake english tore my shorts asunder wwith his bare hands for genuinely no reason leavvin me to wwriggle about in the oil wwith no friction left to stop me evven dirk wwas like wwhat the fuck man #eridanwweek
D --> I am so normal
nothing!
"= great try. post again. try harder. ? ="
Get rid of them.
dOEs gEttIng A tAttOO hUrt? I UndErstAnd thEy mUst UsE A mOrE sUbstAntIAl nEEdlE tO pIErcE thE skIn Of Us pUrplEblOOds... dOEs thAt hUrt mOrE, Or lEss?
good evvenin feckless peons
°0 This shipment looks like it'll be full of lowerblood lusii. Good, they fight with most desperation. (3-) 0°
8-> YOU KNOW THEY SAY THAT ALL CURRENCIES ARE MINTED EQUAL, BUT YOU LOOK AT #BITCHCOIN AND YOU LOOK AT #BRAZZLECOIN AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE. 8-> SEE, NORMALLY, IF YOU WAS TO TRADE ONE FOR ONE WITH ANOTHER COIN, YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF A POSITIVE RETURN. BUT #BITCHCOIN IS A GENETIC FREAK, AND IT'S NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25%, AT BEST, AT BEAT #BITCHCOIN. 8-> SEE THE THREE WAY LOOP TOSS AT THE CURRENCY EXCHANGE, YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF PROFITING, BUT #BITCHCOIN, IT'S GOT A 66 AND 2/3 CHANCE OF PROFITING, BECAUSE #CHRISCOIN HOLDERS KNOW THEY CAN'T GO POSITIVE AGAINST #BITCHCOIN, SO THEY'RE NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! 8-> SO #BRAZZLECOIN HOLDERS, YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE, MINUS MY 25% CHANCE, AND YOU GOT AN 8 1/3 CHANCE OF PROFITING AT THE CURRENCY EXCHANGE. BUT THEN YOU TAKE #BITCHCOIN AND ITS 75% CHANCE OF PROFIT, IF IT WAS TO TRADE HEAD TO HEAD AGAINST #BRAZZLECOIN, AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 PERCENTS; #BITCHCOIN GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF PROFITING AT THE CURRENCY EXCHANGE. 8-> SEE #BRAZZLECOIN THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE, AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT THE CURRENCY EXCHANGE.
Gun. React if you agree.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHERE ARE ALL THE PALGS (PHAT ASS LOWBLOOD GIRL) AND WHY ISN'T IT IN MY DMS? #nsfw
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y0u kn0w what, i appreciate the c0nsistency. #mybad
well that's true t00. pretty fair assumpti0n.
i'll 0nly p0st rumblespheres when i hit my 2000 b00nie milest0ne 0n tr0llfundme. https://www.tr0llfundme.c0m/f/supp0rt-a-br0ke-mage-in-these-trying-times
ivve been sayin this minus the wwoman part actually take them out a the equation completely
i just woke up, i'll be as ungrateful as i want.
i always need a sec0nd girl.