♦ pitied by @equineVoid
:33< i can ask them but they just say weird garbage to meow and then stop talking so the odds are purrobably no :33< but betw33n mew and meow equihiss... :33< i make all of these up on the spawt so me can do whatefur and im nyat gonna knock mew fur it
:33< horoscopes fur mew :33< ♈ mewre love life will run into trouble when mewre purrnyar expurrlodes violently fur no reason :33< ♉ the stars say that mew will purrn into an egg today :33< ♊ mew cant fight the color of the sky :33< ♋ mew will s33 mewrself in the mirror and nyat reclawgnize that new scar :33< ♌ cute! :33< ♍ the purrtection of the amewlet will be lowered today be carefur what mew do with mewre tnt :33< ♎ mew will m33t a mew enemy today! :33< ♏ no good can clawme furom eating glass :33< ♐ mew should eat nyathing but raw eggs fur the next 6 w33ks :33< ♑ listen to the way the body rumbles and shakes this will be mewre guiding light :33< ♒ mew will cry scream and throw up today :33< ♓ attack + sp33d up!
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((FUCK. I went to delete an account i dont use anymore and i ACCIDENTALLY DELETED MY BRAND NEW TEREZI ACCT BC I DIDNT LOOK WHERE I WAS CLICKING </3 #ooc #oocvent #vent
:33< no... that cant be right...
heyyy good evenin everyone :) seen lots of other mes postin 2njte lol
O-> The Ho+o+fbeast Wo+uld Simply Like To+ Slumber... So+ Many Things O+n His Ho+o+ves...
what''s wIth all the colorful hoofbeasts around lately?? I''m not comPlaInIn'' I just dIdn''t know hoofbeasts could look lIke that or that there were so many of ''em
TH1S P4TH3T1C M41D W1LL ONC3 4G41N B3 SL33P1NG 1N TH3 D3NNYS P4RK1NG LOT
:33< meow :33c
i was just thinking that i could mayb design something more durable :3
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@arseniccatturbate I remember when I furst inpurracted with another troll. I spent the first part of my life in isolation, a cave deep in the dangerous jungles of alternia. No sane troll would venture that deep into the humid jungles, crawling with monsters, blood thirsty lusi and plants that would be more interested in eating you than anything else. I was raised by my lusus pounce who taught me from an early age to kill to survive. I didn't even realize I was a troll for a long time until pounce told me I wasn't really a purrbeast like them. One day on my daily hunt to wrangle something to snack on, I saw a big burly gray and blue thing walking around in the woods. I followed it for a while, it was sweaty, and unafraid. He walked like he was invincible. Because he was! A massive cave-beast (one i have been having daily strife sessions with just to protect myself) came out. I was about to jump out and save this weirdo, when he grabbed it by the head, and launched it into the sky with one hand. I never saw something so strong!! I soon revealed myself to him and he immediately was disgusted with me because I wasn't wearing clothes. He pulled out a large olive coat out and put it around me. Telling me it was "unbecoming of someone of my caste to walk around in such an undignified manner." I giggled at him, cause I never heard someone talk like that before!! He told me he was lost and I took him back to my cave. He was strong. So strong that he did everything slowly, carefully. His broken glasses, teeth and horn were evident how such strength can be a burden. That was my meowrail, Equius!! And he taught me lots of stuff! And he was strong and so unlike me he was charming. He was the first friend I ever made, and I couldn't imagine a life without him. It would be very lonely. <> A melencholy memory 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
:33 < it was fun to reminisce! :33 < good memories :33 :33 < a reminder that being alone isn't furrefur!!
:33< due to recent events i... n33d to reclawcider some of my purrevious choices on my shipping chart... hmmmmmmmmm
you thiink that ju2t becau2e they're "our 2aviior2" and "majorly re2pon2iible for any of u2 2urviiviing" and "the contiinuatiion of the alterniian race" that ii harbor any gratiitude or po2iitiive feeliing2 toward2 any of them? come on now.
D --> Furthermore, you call humans deceitful and exhausting, but that applies to so many trolls as well. There are certainly differences, but really, the bigotry does not really add up.
D --> Far too late for that. Regardless, you act as if we had not had been interacting with humans for sweeps. If they find their way here they may as well partake in site activities. Grow up.
dont be xenophobic dude its a bad look and also just plain shitty
As time passed, the Vic-to-ri-an trends went out of sty-le and tech-no-lo-gy ad-vanced, maids for their o-ri-gi-nal pur-pose of as-sis-ting in dres-sing and make-up were nee-ded less. Pea-sants, e-spe-cial-ly mi-no-ri-ty groups, were des-pe-rate for work and thus made of-fers to do house-kee-ping, child care, and coo-king, lea-ding us to what we now know as maids. Maids used to be a large chunk of work for wo-men in the ear-ly 20th cen-tu-ry, a-round the 30% mark. #MaidDay
A8solutely not you wet 8lanket creature
:33< uhmmmm my meowrail @equineVoid doesn't r33ly want me talking to humans.... soz
4WH, 1 DO 4PPR3C14T3 TH4T! BUT 1 L1K3 TO TH1NK OF MYS3LF 4S 4 FOOL D4NC1NG 4ROUND 4ND S4Y1NG S1LLY TH1NGS TO PL34S3 TH3 M4SS3S. 1 G3NU1N3LY DON'T M1ND 1T! >:]
Y34H W3LL 1 TOOOOT4LLY C4LL3D OFF FOR TH3 R3ST OF TOD4Y *4ND* TOMORROW!!
H3Y, SOM3ON3 ON TH3 T1M3L1N3 R34LLY R33KS.
thye call me the shrimp ona ccount of my posture
:33< please put your paws together fur our newest maid, @timaeusPawstified !!
It is e%ceedingly difficult to talk smack without creating innuendo and I blame all of you for corrupting our language.
:33< hell furreaking yes B33 :33< duo leadership fur the win!!!
:33< nya~ welcome home master! lets give mew seated and a menu! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ad41bede2694.png #suggestive #nsfw ish? implied at least
I'lL HavE To SeE FoR MyselF At SomE PoinT ProvideD You CaN ToleratE Me FoR LonG EnougH ( ˶ ͡°ヮ ͡°)
DudE I'm NowherE NeaR ReasonablE I WaS FlirtinG WitH A HatefuL RoboT LikE An HouR AgO
i also made nepeta and equius siblings on my tomodachi island, because that's the one troll pairing i think someone would actually be mad at me for if it happened, even with silly little mii versions of them.
I deeply regret publicly admitting ive fucked that guy #nsfw
S0me0ne shut eridan up f0rever f0r me
nO MoThEr fUcKiNg wAy mY GoOd bLuE BrOtHeR. mY ShIt gOt wObBlY MiRrOrS AnD A cOtToN CaNdY MaChInE AnD SoMe mOtHeR FuCkInG ArOuNd fLoAtInG ArOuNd eVeRyWhErE. mY ShIt gOt sTiCkY FlOoRs aNd cReAmInG AsS RaFtErS. mY ShIt #StUrDy aNd #DuRaBlE.
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It'd be nice to think less.
:33< oh equihiss :33< mew know i wont be doing that yeah?
bein framed on the confession accoutn liek i wasnt so oepn tht i publically fumbled a dilf nd rankmaid made a post abt it
i really really hate to say this.. but i fear those stupid juggalos are taking over my mind
its ok 2 b baldign thts where some dilfs get their powr
c< i disagree, tHOrOugHly <:) >c
:33 < i hate having to have this confursation again :33 < yes its karkat, yes hes b33n treating me wonderfully fur the past DECADE, no i could NOT find better than him!! hes the gentlest, kindest, most romeowntic troll ive efur met and i LOVE HIM!!! :33 < and we are going to raise a grub together beclaws i happen to think thats romantic too!
:33< hey guess what? :33< meow ;33
:33 < google how do humans come up with names fur grubs
:33 < blaaah well, i purrsonally do not enjoy it but ill respect mew
:33 < bl3333eh!!! x(( < i hate it and im not gonna follow it
I AM. TRYING. TO BE CHARITABLE TO THIS BRONZE. TRYING. VERY HARD. VERY. HARD.
:33 < *acs ears purrk up from all the intriguing scuttlebutt about a nepeta w33k she has b33n reading about* :33 < a w33k all about me? that sounds pawsitively amazing! :33 < i think we all should be celebrating #nepetaw33k h33 h33!
:33< dont furget to come to #nepetaweek fur mewr fur33 tshirt
:33< equihiss mew are a real true furiend nefurget that :33< ill nefur furget this <>
i mean if thats your cross to bear!
:33 < https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/2607/sample_481ca872da834b65d64c6e1e0883d01d.jpg?17002783 :33 < my fafurrite purrsition!! #nsfw
You came to the greasy diner and you're appalled that they serve coney dogs here? And you hate women.
:33 < https://i.pinimg.com/736x/65/33/28/653328c8258d84b19c3c7c1bf3496b5e.jpg :33 < i love doing handstands!! #nsfw -ish
:33 < 33: the point of it is that it takes more than just mew to make magic equihiss!!! :33 < we can do it if we do it togethpurr!!
Shit, my sewing machine needle bro+ke. My pro+file isn't even fully set up, but I'm so+ bo+thered by that that I'm po+sting abo+ut it anyway. It's JUST denim. Sigh. #Sewing #ArtistLife
:33< im doing scary evil lightning meowgic
:33< Sam Rockwell Sam Rockwell Sam Sam Sam Rockwell Sam Rockwell Sam Rockwell Sam Sam Sam Rockwell Sam Rockwell Sam Rockwell Sam Sam Sam Rockwell Sam Rockwell Sam Rockwell Sam Sam Sam Rockwell Sam Rockwell Sam Rockwell Sam Sam Sam Rockwell Sam Rockwell Sam Rockwell Sam Sam Sam Rockwell Sam Rockwell Sam Rockwell Sam Sam Sam Rockwell Sam Rockwell Sam Rockwell Sam Sam Sam Rockwell Sam Rockwell Sam Rockwell Sam Sam Sam Rockwell Sam Rockwell Sam Rockwell Sam Sam Sam Rockwell :33< Galaxy Quest Iron Man 2 Frost/Nixon Choke Matchstick Men Charlie's Angels The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford :33< Sam Rockwell Sam Rockwell Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Rockwell Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Rockwell Sam Rockwell you're gonna go to Hell Sam Rockwell you're gonna go to Hell you're gonna go to Hell when you die Sam Rockwell you're gonna Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Rockwell (Iron Man 3) :33< #lyrics #lyricsposting
:33 < https://i.pinimg.com/736x/07/22/5e/07225e97f8e82fffd90002fc1d49681d.jpg :33 < it's so hard being this hard
Not Enough Burly Men In Crop Tops. This Should Be Fixed Immediately. #nsfw?
:33< shame i was hoping to get worse with someone ://
I have gotten severely less classy over the years. Wine is simply too must of a hassle. #substance
:33< yo mama so nice :33< she baked meow cookies fur my birthday!
:33< meows at mew until mew fill my food then walks away
:33< big bulge on a hot dommy mommy :33< send chitt :33< #nsfw
:33 < mmrrrr... :33 < okay, well be careful, equihiss!
:33 < sometimes.... i f33l like i just n33d to stalk and hunt someone down, eventually pinning them down under me and claim them as my purrey... relatable? :33c #nsfw
:33 < just saw karkitty pick his nose. he should know anyone could be looking in furrom the vents!
:33 < Okay, okay! Oooone last little picture~ Same rules as last time, don't rat me out to my job that I'm posting this at all!! #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1560a0bb6672.jpg
Yeah. Explain it to me since I'm just a silly little human.
:33< i ain't doin none of that
:33 < oooh fine!! ill softly mewl and lay down watching mew build mewr silly lil robots >:PP