Equius Zahhak
@equineVoid
D --> Your superior (unless stated otherwise)
D --> We as a society have forgotten the ancient te%ts. If you canter see why it is entirely wrong for sea-dwelling and land-dwelling trolls to interact, then you should volunteer for corre%ional learning
people aren't reacting like theie touched fire, which a hot take might do people are reacting like theie touched rotten fruit because this take is RANCID
D --> And so you bury yourself in sarcasm and pointless remar%. Your maturity speaks for itself, very clearly, Hephaestus
8=l < I see you lack whimsy 8=l < How unfulfilling your life must be, Equius
D --> Whimsy is for the beasts who prance among the wilds, and play with funny balls of yarn D --> I am beyond such pleasantries. I am a troll, with responsibilities D --> Just as you are D --> I do not intend to sully our b100d, or play frivolous games over te%t
8=l < What is life without some pleasantries 8=l < Yet by your icon I can tell you have some whimsy to you 8=l < You put up a front 8=l < But I see you, Equius 8=l < You cannot foal me
D --> You are Wrong D --> Maid-dom is a very serious career to pursue D --> Absolutely nothing silly D --> There is nothing /to/ f001
yall be so honest... im cute as fuck right? cmon be a pal
D --> This post is a humiliation ritual, I am certain
wwell shucks
D --> Even so, in all my f001ishness, I still feel the urge to leave out a little saucer of milk when interacting with purrbeasts
that is very sweet of you regardless!
D --> I appreciate your kind words, Ms Harley, but I would also appreciate if you did not patronise me D --> I fend these urges, you see D --> Stave them off D --> And instead provide some c001 water, perhaps with some wet food on the side
D --> Meow. Purr, even D --> This is an immense show of vulnerability on my part. I demand you all reciprocate now
yee haw
meow :3
No.
I realize my prior post most likely is "too niche". Allow me to enter "damage control mode". I like drinking water. I love breathing air when available. I am obsessed with the practice of eating food.. I believe this post will reach a perfectly broad market. The entire market. And maybe also the stable by the market.
D --> For those curious, I have created a spring D --> This serves 0 purpose or utility D --> I know now that my roboti% e%pertise has gone to waste
what
D --> I have acquired a metal rod D --> And have bent it in a spiralling shape D --> And ensured that it maintains that position D --> This rod now bends under tensions, and rela%es when tension is removed D --> It is a spring D --> I do not possibly see where one could be confused about this
the implication was that what means why dude get with the program
D --> The issue with such an inquiry is that I cannot provide a satisfactory answer D --> This choice... Alludes even me D --> None of my b100prints necessitate a spring of any size, shape, or form D --> It was merely out of demented, improper "curiosity"
chewin on, da bone https://i.postimg.cc/zbsgnxhn/screenshot-20260729-130937.png
D --> Unsavoury. Have a subpar night
under the permanent empl9y 9f The Grand Highbl99d, every day is maid m9nday f9r me. h9wever, Messiah's will it, i will celebrate in earnest. hehe ヽ( 'ω' )ﾉ #maid-m9nday #happy-maid-m9nday
hmmm... n9 9ne will be there but me since it'll be after h9urs. just d9n't be suspici9us and y9u'll be fine! ✧(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
D --> Ah.. Even so, this is.. Fiddlesti%. Fine. But I will be working with the utmost efficiency, and will have it done by midlight. I don't intend to longer
D --> Er, of course, ma'am. Think nothing of it D --> I will show posthaste D --> As soon as I dry myself off
D --> What D --> Oh, uh. Think nothing of it D --> As I've already said before, I will be showing posthaste, and that is what matters
did y9u like... just take a sh9wer 9r g9 swimming 9r s9mething? (･ω･*)ｰ
D --> You're doubting me. Very clearly so. For no valid reason, might I add D --> I have no c100 why it is you fi%ate on this D --> The important part is that I am seeing your work through for you