Equius Zahhak
@equineVoid
D --> Your superior (unless stated otherwise)
i probably should have picked gammaGnostic, it rolls off the tongue better :/
D --> In contrary to this, I believe gardenGamma is quite nice D --> While gamma transitions into Gnostic notably more easily, I think it feels much too blurred D --> The defined line and clear set of syllables in 'gardenGamma' is very pleasant to me
why, thank you, mr zahhak! that is a very well-reasoned opinion and i appreciate you saying so <3
D --> I am a very well-reasoned man, after all. I would not state something lest I knew it was something that needed to be said
D --> The one who decided that Hoofbeasts and other Equines must be measured in "Hands" is an undeniable f001 D --> On that note, I would like to offer my new t001 of measurement, "Hooves"
yeah that makes sense
and it's a horse thing
D --> Yes, it is a "Horse Thing" D --> I like horses a typical amount
#nsfw thanks for another great idea sollux! <3 [A close-up video of Jade's Space-enhanced chest- fittingly, inside a comfy-looking white sweater! She bounces them up and down, and over the *audible* noise of her heavy tits under the fabric, the viewer can hear a little gasp and a giggle at just how much they're moving. Her fingers come up into view, groping handfuls of them and moving them much more slowly and deliberately; the gasps continue, soft and pleasured now. Finally, she lifts them as high as she can and lets them go so they fall back into place! That prompts the most movement so far, and only when her body is totally still does the video end.]
D --> This is in no way associated to Nepeta Leijon's Marvelous Maid Cafe and is solely an individual hobbyist pursuit
...am i allowed to go to the maid cafe like this? :o
wasn't them getting in the way half the p0int of having them?
...s0 do wear the sweater? i d0n't see the relation. is it y0u who w0rks at the maid cafe?
yes! my point is that even with my sweater puppies covered they are very obtrusive and it would be hard to carry trays and such
harley it's a maid cafe. y0u walk in with those and they'll pr0bably prom0te you.
lets make sure! @arseniccatnxp miss leijon? im trying out a new look but i worry it might affect my work at the cafe! would you like me to change back to the usual before i come in?
D --> Dress modestly and like a proper maid please. Decency is a novelty in the modern night. I e%pect best of us
D --> Reluctantly stood, in the starting stall D --> A clop and, a whinny, si%teen hands tall D --> The countdown ceases, the gates are up D --> Stocky, and Sturdy, they yearn for the cup #DoesThisQualifyAsPoetry #Parody #neigh #whinny
wow a lot of people are heading to bed right as i'm heading out for my next breeding shift :P #nsfw
:33 < mew n33d to be spayed
D --> Do not be ridiculous. No beast, no matter how fervently they may be obsessed with public indecency and impropriety, deserves to be neutered and/or spayed D --> It is a violation of that animal's autonomy D --> Although, I suppose e%ceptions can be made
:33 < i have no pawper argument for this!! :33 < mewr right... i shouldnt have said such things.. i apawlagize and will leave the barkbeast alone to let her do whatefur acts she wants!!!!
its a mimosa kind a morning #substance
D --> Are you sure that this is wise.
yeah??? wats wrong with a lil mornin drink?
D --> I do not intend to judge. But I am, indeed, judging nonetheless D --> Why is it that you wish to get inebriated so early in the light
ok well tahts rude, i can do whatever i want cant a gal jus do some drinkin 4 fun???
D --> A deflection. Far from an answer D --> Hrm D --> Would you wish to D --> "Talk" about it D --> I ask, most cordially D --> And, I suppose, apologetically
r u a therapist or smthn its jus drinkin, don't overthink it lmao
D --> No. Merely a concerned party D --> D --> I suppose you are correct. I am taking this rather far for seemingly no reason or benefit for myself D --> I will cut this short of you'd prefer D --> As a show of goodwill, of course
thank u random stranger
:33< penis butthurt and jealousy sandwich :33< #nsfw ish
D --> Are you OK. Do you need me to retrieve you from the water park
:33< what watpurr park?
D --> No. No I replied to the one that read "my name is sandwich". What D --> What
:33< clearly
JUST ACCIDENTALLY HIP CHECKED STRIDER INTO A FUCKING WALL
D --> A common struggle. I hope that his bones remained intact
D --> A relief to be sure D --> Although, uh D --> I suppose that is to be e%pected, upon the slightest reflection