Equius Zahhak
@equineVoid
D --> Your superior (unless stated otherwise)
D --> The one who decided that Hoofbeasts and other Equines must be measured in "Hands" is an undeniable f001 D --> On that note, I would like to offer my new t001 of measurement, "Hooves"
yeah that makes sense
and it's a horse thing
D --> Yes, it is a "Horse Thing" D --> I like horses a typical amount
that's like if i said i liked birds a typical amount come on dude that's our things
D --> Reluctantly stood, in the starting stall D --> A clop and, a whinny, si%teen hands tall D --> The countdown ceases, the gates are up D --> Stocky, and Sturdy, they yearn for the cup #DoesThisQualifyAsPoetry #Parody #neigh #whinny
D --> I find my best wor% of literary mastery are produced during thunderstorms and the likes thereof. The crack of the sky, like a violent riding crop against the behind of a steed, is undeniably inspiring to a poet such as myself D --> Although, I do find myself in some parts troubled. This oncoming storm is undeniably vile, its roaring presence might go so far as to leave my hive without power D --> Hrm D --> It has been awhile since I've had to use the candles
D --> I think I am going to stick to different creative endeavours. This "Pony Town" has a format most confounding, I will say
D --> I can't do it. I cannot begin to do it. I am incapable of depicting myself in the form of a charming little pony D --> Consarn it
u can do it i believe in u
hey man. dont know if you know this, but did you actually. yknow. try. thats just the default pony there. you changed nothing. make the effort at least before throwing in the towel.
D --> And strip this perfectly fine creature of its individuality.? I say neigh D --> Nay D --> I will not let "Pony" become nothing more than a facsimile of me. Pony deserves a chance to decide
IF I MAY OFFER A SUGGESTION, SIR. YOU COULD POSSIBLY LOOK UP A GUIDE FER’ ALL THE SETTINGS.
pony is a bunch of fucking pixels man. if anything it wants you to accessorize it. thats why its there. smiling at you so expectantly. it wants this. youd dare deprive a pony of its desire? you, good sir, sicken me.
D --> A%essorize D --> I suppose, when you put it that way, it needn't be Me D --> Merely, whatever I feel that Pony is D --> Hrm D --> Thank you, Darkheart
youre welcome.
D --> How are they making the tiny ponies on my screen
THROUGH A SITE CALLED “PONY TOWN”.
QUITE LITERALLY “PONY.TOWN” SIR. S’ALL THERE IS TO IT.
NOT A PROBLEM, SIR.
D --> It's reining D --> Raining D --> Drat
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D --> Through the gait, how you display your gate, your opulence true, and your mane-so-great D --> Should it be presumed, that it would be fate? D --> That on that lone light, you'd find your dear mate. D --> A mare, STRONG and true, how her swollen pecs perk D --> Her gaze, it lingers, eyes as black as murk D --> Your lips, they tremble, what a piece of work .. D --> To cause your pusher, to fill with such irk #slampoetry #poetry #nsfw #musclebeasts
8=l < Magnificent
D --> I needn't your praise D --> But thank you regardless
8=l < Grumpy
D --> I have been suffering from a vague yet undeniable sense of "lacking" recently. Particularly, I feel that my wardrobe is incomplete D --> It needs more D --> Belts D --> And late% D --> Which is a ridiculous suggestion, upon the most minute of reflection
D --> We as a society have forgotten the ancient te%ts. If you canter see why it is entirely wrong for sea-dwelling and land-dwelling trolls to interact, then you should volunteer for corre%ional learning
people aren't reacting like theie touched fire, which a hot take might do people are reacting like theie touched rotten fruit because this take is RANCID
D --> And so you bury yourself in sarcasm and pointless remar%. Your maturity speaks for itself, very clearly, Hephaestus
8=l < I see you lack whimsy 8=l < How unfulfilling your life must be, Equius
D --> Whimsy is for the beasts who prance among the wilds, and play with funny balls of yarn D --> I am beyond such pleasantries. I am a troll, with responsibilities D --> Just as you are D --> I do not intend to sully our b100d, or play frivolous games over te%t
8=l < What is life without some pleasantries 8=l < Yet by your icon I can tell you have some whimsy to you 8=l < You put up a front 8=l < But I see you, Equius 8=l < You cannot foal me
D --> You are Wrong D --> Maid-dom is a very serious career to pursue D --> Absolutely nothing silly D --> There is nothing /to/ f001
8=l < Thank you, Equius 8=l < I needed that chuckle 8=l < You have yourself a good night
D --> Even so, in all my f001ishness, I still feel the urge to leave out a little saucer of milk when interacting with purrbeasts
that is very sweet of you regardless!
D --> I appreciate your kind words, Ms Harley, but I would also appreciate if you did not patronise me D --> I fend these urges, you see D --> Stave them off D --> And instead provide some c001 water, perhaps with some wet food on the side
apologies, mr zahhak, that wasnt my intention i am sure the cats will appreciate that even more!
D --> I believe quite possibly the greatest and most horrendous lie I've been told, is that cats have anything to gain from drinking milk D --> Were I wiser, I would have realized the foley of such logic sooner. Alas
D --> For Interversal Purrbeast Day, I believe it's wisest that we dedicate some time to the strays. The outlaws of felid society. Were it up to me, every one of these “little meow meows” would be hived and cared for. Alas, all I alone can do is make the correct channels aware of the presence of these strays, and hope that hive finds them.
^^i'll do mY best! ^W^^^
D --> Meow. Purr, even D --> This is an immense show of vulnerability on my part. I demand you all reciprocate now
yee haw
it's the 6est i Can do. u◡u
meow :3
No.
ugh. meow.
D --> Good afternoon, Chittr D --> I trust you are all celebrating the occasion appropriately D --> Today's occasion, that is D --> The most pertinent of occasions D --> Interversal Purrbeast Day
D --> For those curious, I have created a spring D --> This serves 0 purpose or utility D --> I know now that my roboti% e%pertise has gone to waste
what
D --> I have acquired a metal rod D --> And have bent it in a spiralling shape D --> And ensured that it maintains that position D --> This rod now bends under tensions, and rela%es when tension is removed D --> It is a spring D --> I do not possibly see where one could be confused about this
the implication was that what means why dude get with the program
D --> The issue with such an inquiry is that I cannot provide a satisfactory answer D --> This choice... Alludes even me D --> None of my b100prints necessitate a spring of any size, shape, or form D --> It was merely out of demented, improper "curiosity"
D --> I feel it important to further mention that my current state in relation to the most blessed of days - maid monday - is obvious. I am always most prepared for such important occasions D --> Which is why I needn't take further pictures. My profile picture spea% for itself
D --> I feel vaguely mocked by the current ongoing discussion, regarding dresses of the working class D --> The shame some of you show in simply associating with such attire is saddening. We have forgotten the ancient te%ts
I think most of the detractors are just saying they don't want to wear dresses? ❣︎
print("i do not think i have ever had to wear that to work")
D --> "Someone would have to pay me a sizable amount before I ever put on one of those maid dress things" D --> "I would rather post myself in almost any other apparel over a Maid dress." D --> The common pattern is emphasis on "Maid". As if associating with the label is something to be ashamed of D --> Which it is not D --> It's almost as if they think themselves superior to subservience. We will all someday kneel to our superiors
D --> This is typical. It is a specialized choice of attire. It was f001ish of me to not specify that
I did see an equal or greater number simꫂ❁ly saying they won't wear dresses, but I admit I was overlooking those examꫂ❁les. ...I am unsure where exactly you're going with this. ❣︎
D --> I think I have made myself plainly obvious in intent. I need not spell it out for you
D --> There e%ists a plethora of perfectly befitting adjectives to describe me D --> Solemn, stoic, daunting, eloquent D --> So on and so forth D --> So why is it that so frequently, people seem to get it so blatantly wrong
0_0
D --> Indeed, Megido. You are correct in being surprised D --> AT least, that is what I presume you are trying to communicate
sure something like that
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D --> While technically correct, Nitram, I would rather you did not D --> It is embarrassing D --> I do not want others to just happen to know about my perspiration problem
D --> I have been told before to use a more shatter resistant sort of cup when enjoying a beverage, and have been questioned as to why I am so insistent on using glass cups D --> There are two reasons. For one, it is to temper my strength. I must be STRONG, but I must also have proof that I can limit this strength, so that someday I may hold another and not fear crushing them D --> And the other reason D --> Is because plastic warps when clenched D --> And all the milk goes flying into my face due to being displaced D --> Which aggravates me, to the point where I end up destroying the cup anyways