Jade °❀.࿔
@galactocentricGarden
hunter / botanist / enjoyer of space / musician / trying my best :D / trans lesbian! / DMs open!
I solved a case involving a missing dog once. Pretty damn impressive work, if you ask me. Or maybe I just need better cases.
you are one of my favorites for this now, sir.
it still feels weird being the only human jade but it’s whatever i’m happy with myself!!
im mostly human at least ? but its nice seeing a human jade too!!
i dont think ive ever really #nsfw posted? i get too embarrassed.. but maybe i should try some time. judging by how red my face is already, probably not.......
i can be a dog too! i have my costume ears…
jade you are perfect just the way you are but of course you can be a dog if you want arf!! <3 you are just pure undiluted jade and we all love you<3333
don’t worry about me i’m a lesser jade #notdog
lesser, my ass! yer nothin' lesser for bein' different!
guess that makes me more distinguishable at least!
A VERSION OF JADE. WITH A NUGBONE THAT ISN'T FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH DROOL AND HALF-CHEWED RAWHIDE TREATS. CALLING HERSELF "LESSER." AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE SMART. IF I DIDN'T CARE SO MUCH ABOUT PRESERVING THE FEW INTACT SPONGE CELLS LEFT TO YOUR NAME, I WOULD BEAT YOU OVER THE HEAD WITH A ROLLED-UP NEWSPAPER. CAN YOU ACT A LITTLE MORE LIKE THE MOST TOLERABLE HUMAN IN MY EYES, AND JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU'RE FINE LIKE THIS.
wow, i never looked at it like that! i mean, i did never give up on the music and the science and the botany because i never played that weird game. so i’m really good at that stuff… thanks, cg!
am i apart of the jades or is it the jades + the human one
“you see i was talking to jade earli-“ “which one?” “the human one” “ah, @galactocentricgarden.”
you are just a caterpillar amongst butterflies!! and that is okay!!
i guess so, it is sad how i’ll never grow into such butterfly as i never will play that game. i’m just a shriveled up dead caterpillar, aw shucks. :(
Woaw what?
i want to see @tentativelytenebrous get surrounded by 20 different jades and get flustered. ♥︎ #concupiscentanonymously ♠
i also found out i like girls, that’s cool. i’m a girl and i like girls.
i gen wonder how did dat happen but glad 4 u gal! ;) sayin this as if i don kno
yeah, i wonder how i found that out! hmmmmmmmmmmmm. i am also saying that like i don’t know!
i guess i’m actually getting pretty happy with myself. :)
glad 2 hear dat jade keep that up
what is ligma someone on the internet said i might have it. :(
Jade You Do Not With To Know I Have Been Told About It Twice Or More
Its Not Scary Its Just One Of Those Silly Tricks I Fell Twice For It
this is my first time being a dog i think i’m going it ok!!
do the other jades like me? even if im not a dog??
