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Why, thank you, madam. I try my darndest.
I solved a case involving a missing dog once. Pretty damn impressive work, if you ask me. Or maybe I just need better cases.
im mostly human at least ? but its nice seeing a human jade too!!
i dont think ive ever really #nsfw posted? i get too embarrassed.. but maybe i should try some time. judging by how red my face is already, probably not.......
I Fw You Heavy I Believe
i love you so so so so so so so much jade!!!!!!! arf!!!!!!!!!!!
jade you are perfect just the way you are but of course you can be a dog if you want arf!! <3 you are just pure undiluted jade and we all love you<3333
you arent lesser!! you are the original!!!!! you are jade with a capital j!!!!!!
A VERSION OF JADE. WITH A NUGBONE THAT ISN'T FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH DROOL AND HALF-CHEWED RAWHIDE TREATS. CALLING HERSELF "LESSER." AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE SMART. IF I DIDN'T CARE SO MUCH ABOUT PRESERVING THE FEW INTACT SPONGE CELLS LEFT TO YOUR NAME, I WOULD BEAT YOU OVER THE HEAD WITH A ROLLED-UP NEWSPAPER. CAN YOU ACT A LITTLE MORE LIKE THE MOST TOLERABLE HUMAN IN MY EYES, AND JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU'RE FINE LIKE THIS.
lesser, my ass! yer nothin' lesser for bein' different!
c< yOu areNt lesser because yOure NOt a dOg! >c
:33< hell yeah
me neithr suddnly happened i guess it happns 2 the best of us! ;)
That Is Indeed A Very Wonderful And Fortuitous Realization Jade I Am Glad For You
good taste! girls are great
Shout out to lesbians
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Here I believed those were but fable. Kidding. I'm happy for you.
AND IF YOU GOT ON ICE N FEEL IN LOVE WITH A GIRL YOU’D BE YURI ON ICE. HEHEHEE
i gen wonder how did dat happen but glad 4 u gal! ;) sayin this as if i don kno
glad 2 hear dat jade keep that up
Its Not Scary Its Just One Of Those Silly Tricks I Fell Twice For It
Jade You Do Not With To Know I Have Been Told About It Twice Or More
You are doing great!
GOOD WORK. I LOVE YOU. I'M SORRY I SAID THAT. I am not your dog.
arf arf you did so good jade!!!!!!!! :D but remember you dont need to be a dog at all for me or your alternates to love you <3
i mean being jade is more than dog status! i liked jmmy jade before she was a dog. but thats probably not a useful answer.
もし良かったら、いつか一緒に温泉に行かない？
opinions of alts are overrated. pretty much every strider here besides me is a drooling man-monkey but my opinion doesnt stop them
i love every jade so much bow wow goodnight!!!!!!!!!
At least we got to hold hands before we died.
Day 8 Sorry @galactocentricGarden and @tenebrificTermagent https://i.postimg.cc/vZcvYvNJ/Screenshot-20260512-201427.png https://i.postimg.cc/NM76JCKZ/Screenshot-20260512-201441.png https://i.postimg.cc/Xqsw3Zcw/Screenshot-20260512-201451.png
Day four Sorry @climaxJumping and @recreationalCalamity https://i.postimg.cc/SN95SkzS/Screenshot-20260512-195439.png https://i.postimg.cc/9fmNY9gX/Screenshot-20260512-195451.png https://i.postimg.cc/QMfY4MvT/Screenshot-20260512-195504.png https://i.postimg.cc/ydWQwHzm/Screenshot-20260512-195518.png https://i.postimg.cc/DZmjtTKM/Screenshot-20260512-195535.png
Day three Sorry @gardenGnotic and @abrasiveCuniculus https://i.postimg.cc/CK7CJqyk/Screenshot-20260512-194955.png https://i.postimg.cc/NF91gCK5/Screenshot-20260512-195011.png https://i.postimg.cc/KjknZp1Q/Screenshot-20260512-195036.png https://i.postimg.cc/L5cjhkPC/Screenshot-20260512-195055.png https://i.postimg.cc/prwKyQ8W/Screenshot-20260512-195113.png
Am I o+ut o+f to+uch with the tro+ll I used to+ be? What happened to+ the so+cial battery I o+nce had, so+ no+table it was infamo+us? I go+t to+ this party and feel immediately o+verwhelmed by the sheer vo+lume o+f participants.
Somehow this is most correct thing from me so far.
Day 2 Sorry @barackObama and @gleefullyCurvaceous https://i.postimg.cc/65bDb8K9/Screenshot-20260512-194529.png https://i.postimg.cc/YCJTkTjx/Screenshot-20260512-194541.png https://i.postimg.cc/pTv758fd/Screenshot-20260512-194604.png https://i.postimg.cc/cHczRHTS/Screenshot-20260512-194617.png https://i.postimg.cc/WzbHXvfZ/Screenshot-20260512-194640.png
Sorry for delay chat I'm doing this from my phone like a moron Hunger games @knightGeneticist Karkat @gleefullyCurvaceous Terezi @msPaint Ms paint @arenaceousAlchemy AKRAVI @archiveAddict rankmaid @walkstabwalK jack @megaloMemes Karama @abrasiveCuniculus ANTILO @neonAllnight Sara @cryhoundColortura FLORID @syntheticRevolution sami @galactocentricGarden human Jade @gardenGnotic Dog jade @goodestBoy Bec @recreationalCalamity Karita @twobulgeAtrocious mituna @tenebrificTermagent Rose @zoosmellPooplad john @tipsyGalactica roro @syntheticRevolution Sami Let's go! https://i.postimg.cc/13Zzt78k/Screenshot-20260512-193807.png
Lineup so far https://i.postimg.cc/Y25rnDzd/Screenshot-20260512-192203.png
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the urge to teleport you back into bed so you can get some rest.......... and sit on your lap so you cant leave until you fall asleep.......
need somebody 2 stop lurkin n actually come ruin my focus alreadyyy promise ill be verrry welcoming abt it pls take the hint :3 #nsfw
yaay!!!!!!!!! bark bark chases ny tail im glad you are being honest with yourself :)
sometimes it's best to take a break and let yourself feel the negatives. Not get lost in them bark rather accept the emotions that come with and give yourself time to process. You don't always have to be happy, that's simply not realistic...𓆝 𓆟 𓆞
he makes weird horror porn with puppets :)
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while it may be hard i dont think you should compare yourself to other jades you should just be the best version of you that you can think of being instead you can be afraid to do something because of what might go wrong! so do what you think will make you happy because i know im going to try my best to be the best mom i can be some day and you should too!
loUd, certainly, bUt i find the noise sort of blends together, like a strong wind. crowded as well, thoUgh that depends on the city and time of day. there's so many little shops and big shops and pretty bUildings, it's qUite lovely. personally, i prefer a smaller city! a bit qUieter, bUt still within walking distance of all sorts of things. earth c is a bit different than earth a, thoUgh, so yoUr mileage may vary!
kind of constricting to be honest im really hoping i can leave to somewhere more open when i graduate the abundance of restaurant choices is real nice though though i think dave SEVERELY played up the quality of olive garden if you ask me
Jegus, I can tell!!!!!!!! Don’t worry, gurl. I’ve 8een there 8efore. You could 8e worse! ::::D
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K--<i would also be yuri with yourself
for example, i bet you're great at all kinds of science, and music!
do yoU need advice on talking to a particUlar pretty woman?
u just say hi n then try not 2 die immediately from the fact that shes pretty depens on the woman too
For -Eel yuri saved my life on Cod no cap
oh! have yoU discovered something aboUt yoUrself? :u
Now you should play Execution Angel † Guiltina. It's not yuri but it has Yunyun.
uh.... soooooo.... can.... uh.... you know....
im not exactly opposed 2 the idea buuut not up 2 me ;P
jade if u keep yellin "I WISH THAT WAS ME" w that much passion im feelin legally obligated 2 help make it happen
c< it cOuld be! >c
it (ould be 7ou. 7ou just need to tr7
May I rechitt this? Clearly you are going through it, but it resonates with me greatly.
oh ur gonna have a great time checkin dat out
c< bars >c
c< i HOpe sO >c
:33< yeah of coures mewre as real as meow
c< yOu aNd Me bOtH >c
Beautiful women have to stop testing my resolve and tact, to the point where I find myself having to repeat "I will not slide into her dms" like a mantra.
I was just doing this. We should mentally share our thoughts with one another as a sort of cultural exchange and see if we can formulate some new type of woman.
oh my gosh i havent played in years it feels like if i didnt play in my dreambot i wouldnt remember how i play a mean "pretending to play drums with two pens and a countertop" though :p
well im really good at the bass!! i can do that :)
Oh, I love this song.
c< OOOOOOO, aMaziNg taste! aNd sucH a great albuM as well! >c
uugmmh ffAKE IT UNTIL YOU MAKE.. IT
Sorry only jades get to know I don't make the rules jade does
That's jade knowledge
No, no. You can handle them. Jade all you want. It's your birth right.
You are meddling with dangerous forces. I hope you understand the consequences.
<<"t-that's a really great mindset to have!">>
>[Hell yeah. Be proud of who you are.]<
same!! being lesbian is in my top 5 of things i am
I think we all do not gonna lie
im sara im a prospit dreamer that is pretty rad shame we werent in the same session that just damn sad the carapacians are pretty nice makes my time there a delight shame i have to wake up though i miss having power of flight i live in a college dorm been here way too long wait why the hell am i even continuing this song #lyriccontinuationposting
!!! youre right!! but how do you know!!!!
c< ive beeN Here 4 abOut twO, tHree weeKs, i still Have NO idea, it teNds 2 cHaNge frOM day 2 day.... >c
c< OKay! tHats gOOd 2 Hear! >c
<<"you deserve it! have fun!">>
You deserve a break.
lemon demon my goat
hey guys you should download this coolfileanddefinitelynotazipbomb.zip
O+f co+urse.
c< ill try NOt 2 MaKe tHOse assuMptiONs, at least NOt 2wards yOu >c
So+metimes, but assuming by default is a pro+blem peo+ple do+ tend to+ have. It's typically all well-meaning tho+ugh.
Not alway2 but folk2 u2ually tak3 it a2 on3 anyway2.
:33< yes.
c< yes, tHey teNd 2 be, My apOlOgies >c
I'm always saying this. Also+, thank yo+u fo+r tagging pro+perly. I was almo+st very frightened and wo+rried.
its ok to be lonnely. im lonnely too, sometimes
c< yOu N Me bOtH, sister >c
Do+ yo+u have any tea? That always helps me.
c< Hi jade! >c
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:33< hey jade!
Hi Jade.
hi jade!! its jade!! :D
one could say....Your Jaded?
i think you're doin' just fine, friend. o◡o
Yo+u are.
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holy goated reference jade
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Peo+ple clutter it with much wo+rse. This is very welco+me.
what the maryam said. we could use more jades like you.
I think yo+u seem like an interesting and gro+unded variatio+n o+f the Jades I see o+ften. There's no+ pressure to+ be anything like the o+thers.
eHEHE, nICE ONE!
I )(ate not being able to sleep, my insomnia really flares up on weekdays, r-E-ELY way too stressful
(Same)< (Some times I just can't sleep whatsoever and will stay up 30 hours)<
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badass unironically
lOOKING COOL!
:33< woahhh mew look so cool and cute here i love it!!! :33< howd mew get the ears?
<<"pretty!!">>
i think i used to, too... i think there was a bunch that our caretaker left, but that ran out and i had to figure it out myself? but then the empress gave me an implant so i only have to think about it every sweep or so!
Ten likes and I'll ask out my crus)( Ten )(ates and I'll ask t)(em out as well Ten of anyfin and I'll do it Yea)( t)(at seems fair
sounds productive
maybe start small? you don't have to be lewd and stuff off the bat. you can talk about your eyes or something and slowly go from there until you're comfortable with more stuff. is that a good idea? :P
One time I smoked estrogen t)(roug)( my fis)(bowl bong Fis)(/10 do recommend
c< HONestly? Hell tHe fucK yes >c
:33< hell yes!!! :33< we love a self made woman!!!
Well I )(ope you can make some friends on )(ere, t)(ere's a lot of nice people! Y'know w)(at t)(ey say plenty of s Fis)( in t)(e sea!
i UNDERSTAND,,, sUCH IS THE WAY, oF NATURE,,,
y0u are the realest human i kn0w because all the 0ther 0nes i knew are dead s0 by pr0cess 0f eliminati0n y0u win
i'm pretty happy but i feel like i'm the odd one out :/
i understand! it's a hard thing to love yourself. i might be a bit biased here but i think your body looks great :)
nice t0 meet y0u d0 y0u kn0w what pe0ple are supp0sed t0 d0 here