♦ pitied by @gallantConquest
my sburb sess1on 1s near1ng 1ts end!
S.o°mething bad is happening
Bluh.
...truly? i hope i do not to disturb you with my interests....
ᚺA ᚺA ᚺA!!! TᚺᛟT I WUD VISIT SUᛗ PLEᛒ ᛗUSCLE 💪💪💪 GYᛗ Tᛟ SEE WUT TᚺA ᚺYPE ᛟF WᛟᚱKIN ᛟUT INDᛟᛟᚱS IZ AᛒᛟUT!!!! I ᛒᚱᛟKE DA ᛗACᚺINE WIT ᛗY ᚱAW PᛟWEᚱ AN STᚱENGTᚺ 💪🔥💪🔥 Wᚺᛟ KNEW DA ᛗAX WAITS WUDDA ᛒEEN Tᛟᛟ PUNY Fᛟᚱ TᚺESE ᛗUSCLES I DAᛗN NEAᚱ ᛗADE TᚺE ᛒAᚱS SNAP ᛟFF >ᛒJ
...my lusus doesn't look too well..i wonder what's gotten into it....
fun fact: wombats poop cubes.
ok fine i did get hurt a little i scraped my knee. but it's fine. i'm so fine.
fell on my bike cause somebody didn't pay attention when cutting across a red light. i mean i didn't get hurt, but, that's so fucking funny.
...am i bad, am i bad, am i bad, am i really that bad
it aint easy being an intergalactic sex symbol, but i endure. all for the fans.
...artblock...now what to do....
:33< *the mighty huntress trips and falls and knocks herself out*
IT LITERALLY MEANS HUNTER LOOK https://file.garden/agVOWpMouzVg953h/Nimrod.png
cant believe this shit i got bullshit to say what am i supposed to do now
..."what are you the king of".... ...pardon? i am no king at all. i am barely considered a troll....
i wanna be alone
i need fucking headphones dude the music here blowwwws who the fuck wants to hear this sad ass music when they're lifting
Nothing to do 8ut sit around and grow my hair 8ack...
Fuck you At nobody in particular, ju2t kinda in g3n3ral to lif3 and th3 univ3r23 right now
you knowv i forgot something vwital about myself. that i cant really...tack on nowv........ damn. its aight...ill slip it in later. haha. #smooth
[[_kindly_requesting_you_become_ash._]]
[Scanning...] Thiz one. Haz. Been told. To. Monitor. People of. Note. [Awaiting orders]
beware the mimes! .if they start making finger guns, they can .actually shoot with .invisible bullets. that's basically makes .all mimes dangerous! burn mimery books!
I am in a hurry this evening~! Only enough time for a small breakfast of 3 eggs, 3 syrup sponges, 2 breakfast oblong meat products, and 2 strips of oinkbeast hide~! https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/e2255b03d9d7~.gif
If Jacob rings my doorbell one more time... im going to wax his stupid fucking mustache off two hairs at a time.... i hear the bell i know I 'slept in' ... I would like to continue doing just that
mapelhoofs wifi sucks ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> !DVDE WHØ ARE THESE FVKKING IDIØTS MESSAGING ME THRØVGH MY PENTAGRAM?!?!?. EVERY DAY SØME DVMBASS TALKING TØ ME THRØVGH IT LIKE THEY KNØW ME ØR SØMETHING.! WHERE DID YØV KØME FRØM, WHAT DØ YØV WANT ?!?!?! AND THEN IM THE RVDE ØNE?!?!?! JVST SHVT VP!!!
The first 24 hours of a missing persons case are the most important.
my gender identity is sigma male. my pronouns are wwork/hard. i stim by makin money. im hyperfixated on the grind. my special interest is the hustle. my coping strategy is castin spells. i kin success. i dont havve rejection sensitivve dysphoria because rejection is a mindset
...sometimes. i feel as if. i am in the wrong skin. }{
youll see youll all see
Pitty.
why can things not just be normal in my life for two fucking seconds
oh my god what the HELL happened to ms paint
{{this is roxys autoresponder or rr! EMERGENCY!!! EMERGENCY!!! roxy has gone missing}}
now i want a trollsona
child on the playground in the park im eating lunch at is shouting "iron man" in several different intonations. it is very funny.
Does anyone truly know how to make cranberry muffins? No. Probably not.
⛧https://i.postimg.cc/4ykvvcz5/Untitled24-20251230081905.png #violence⛧
I'm just better then 99% of you here I think.
cannot fucking believe i was suckered into a cult where i unironically heard ")-| it is foretold by gyromancy |-(" like come the fuck on 6 sweep old serpaz what the fuck is wrong with you
8=l < Fortunately (or unfortunately) I am not able to share photos of when I was younger 8=l < Cameras didn't e%ist when I was small 8=l < But I can tell you I was oddly twiggy
i've never had a pet before! unless you count, like, house roaches. i feel like i might be the only one!! there are so many dog people (in both senses of the word) here. do trolls ever have live-in animals that aren't their lusii??
the dildo of consequences never arrives lubed #nsfw
☆ > The biological urge to stab other fuchsias is a struggle ☆ > Luckily the only one I deal with in my real life is my ancestor ☆ > And well ☆ > I'm not stabbing him ☆ > My ✖ills are paltry in his wake ☆ > I am lucky his instin✖ haven't had me dead by his hand ☆ > But he pushes all his tedious work on me so neighbe his weapon is of a different make
LMF4000 1 7H1NK 7H3Y 4R3 H1L4R10U5 4C7U4LLY. 1’M 93771N9 50 MUCH P05171V3 V1835 FR0M MY P0575.
no breakfast in the garden today rosebud summoned an unknowable fog from one of her little books. she assures me she can dispel it and i have a world worth of faith in her but darling my hydrangeas
I really bungled this cranberry muffin recipe.
꧁im his first꧂
I TALK LIKE I DO BECAUSE I’M A MOTHERFUCKING GOD AMONG FILTH. YOU TALK LIKE YOU DO BECAUSE YOU *ARE* FILTH.
the fruit wwizard says: nha id win
FROM WHAT I’VE GATHERED OVER THESE PAST FEW DAYS, THIS WEBSITE IS A CONGREGATION OF FILTH AND FODDER. WASTEFUL “GODS” WHO DON’T ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING WITH THEIR POWER, AND WHINGING AND WHINING BITCHES.
i've kinda been falling behind on the horse race tests lore can someone catch me up
tch.
8=l < I can say the fxck word if I want to
gOOdnEss I hAvE A sAcrIfIcE schEdUlEd fOr mIdnIght And A pOssEssIOn frOm 3 tIll 5! A tErrIbly pAckEd nIght I wOndEr If I'll fInd tImE tO pAInt
Please don't set anything on fire.
Oh hey, isn't th★t cr★zy? Somehow our hotel room only h★s the one bed! Wh★t ★re we to do?
Me and one of my kids are skateboarding in front of @therapistofThedeepone house. We may set something on fire for how cool this is.
☆ > People hated that post a lot so let me be clear ☆ > "Bronzeblood plague" is not an insult towards the caste as a whole ☆ > It is an insult to the five or so orange colored people in my DMs and notifications
think some of you gimps are lying about being troll british
Don't drink milk by itself. That's gay.
also. *not* talking about what *tight dreams* meant last light. #nsfwe #mildconcern
got kicked out of maccies for vaping youre having a pisstake man
feel like shit this particular morning.
its too bad my hero doesnt take suggestions for altering us. id look killer with a pair of wings
[BEGIN MESSAGE] [ACTION:QUERY] what if i became evi|? [END MESSAGE]
8=l < I was here and I missed the discourse about her posterier
being torn apart over complaining abt my own butt is such a non issue, u guys are ridic. hope the reacts were worth it ig. LOL.
rate my evil laugh!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA MURRAHHAHAHAHAA HAHHAHAHAHAHA!!! MUAAHAHAHAHAH!!!
:33< i have the self purrespurrvation instinct of a sad hampstpurr
what has this world come to!!!! i’m being vagueposted about my OWN ASS. i’m, like, so done!!
apparently having a fat ass is a bad thing now. the steak is indeed too juicy and the lobster too buttery for some.
would
it's a great day to have a great day. or something.
didnt know the arctic monkeys looked like that
Cau23 I'm Mr. Bright2id3
♡> fuck my chud life. ♡> chat restricted again. :3 ♡> didn't even say anything that bad!
...I haven't been around anything living in a while. Would someone be willing to volunteer to see if my presence is anathema to Life?
お願い、証明しないで 頼むよ せっかくメイクをしたから泣かせないでよ 心に傷を負わせてもいいけど 恥を欠かせないで お願い
s1gh. now that 1m not act1vely shr1vel1ng up from extreme dehydrat1on, 1 really need to come up w1th a plan to get #mybuggy back from those came construct b1tches of 1mps somehow. the su1cycle 1 stole 1snt all that great and 1 cant get too far 1n one go as 1 can w1th #mybuggy, 1ts just not pract1cal for the amount of haul1ng and sh1t that 1 need to do for th1s #sgrub land hoofbeastsh1t. 1 do know now where that strongh1ve 1s g1ven the t1me, d1rect1on, and d1stance 1t took me to reach a settlement. that place 1s smack 1n the fuck1ng center, no wonder those assholes can get to any settlement faster than 1 can
i was a fool. i was too mesmerized at the idea of being ursula. i thought surely as a full figured idol her off the rack costumes would fit a fan of similar rotundness. asking your daughter to help cut you out of a octopus has been so humbling
⧃ I talk about beards often but in my opinion no beard can live without a mustache to accompany it. "A must-have is a must-ache." I personally prefer they are trained to border in the appearance that they connect, but if not, I advocate for growing your mustache out long enough to style in some way. Having a ridiculously short mustache feels like an insult to the ones who put work into theirs.
hi im mr penis i like pineapples
aaoooouuuu :(
hi gamzee!
今、血液がイラつきと憤怒でできてる。
gave a guy a giithub liink two download a v2t and he 2aiid "ii2nt giithub liike viiru2e2 though".
...even if i had nipples, it wouldn't matter. i can just peel them off....
nevw palmhusk, vwho dis? ;)
once upon a time there was a girl she was TERRIFIERD of her shadow she didnt like that it was always following her around judging her mocking her every move she knew this was wrong she KNEW this was just in her head right but she couldnt shake the feeling like her shadow was out to get her she went to temps to doctors to therapists to her friends!!! no one could help her no one believed her eventually she had it and shouted at her shadow "JUST GO AWAY ALREADY!!! STOP FOLLOWING ME" the shadow said back "hey buddy YOURE the one following ME i didnt asks to be here you dont deserve to BE here youre in MY SPOT one day youre gonna do something STUPID and get you and EVERYONE you love killed then i will take MY spot and MY BODY BACK" she didnt know what to say to that she never really recovered she really was just a shadow of her former self (|:P